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THE  REVOLUTION  IN 
TANNERS  LANE 


BY 


MARK  RUTHERFORD 


HODDER.  L  STOUGHTONS 
SEVENPENNY  LIBRARY 


HODDER,  AND  STOUGHTON 
LONDON     NEW  YORK    TORONTO 


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SANTA  BAttiiAilA 


CONTENTS 


CHAPTER 

I.    THE   WORLD    OUTSIDE 

II.  OUTSIDE    PIKE    STREET 

III.  THE    THEATRE      .  -  - 

IV.  A    FRIEND    OF    THE    PEOPLE 
V.  THE    HORIZON    WIDENS 

VI.    TEA    X    LA    MODE 
VII.    JEPKTHAH  -  _  . 

VIII.    UNCONVENTIONAL    JUSTICE 
IX.    A    STRAIN    ON    THE    CABLE    - 
X.    DISINTEGRATION    BY    DEGREES 
XI.    POLITICS    AND    PAULINE 
XII.    ONE    BODY    AND    ONE    SPIRIT 

XIII.  TO    THE    GREEKS    FOOLISHNESS 

XIV.  THE     SCHOOL     OF     ADVERSITY  : 

FORM    THEREOF 


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XV.    END    OF    THE    BEGINNING      -  -  -  - 

XVI.    COWFOLD     - 

XVII.    WHEN      WILT      THOU      ARISE      OUT      OF      THY 

SLEEP  ?       YET    A    LITTLE    SLEEP  -  -  1 68 

XVIII.    A    RELIGIOUS    PICNIC 1 75 

XIX.    "  THE   KINGDOM    OF    HEAVEN    IS    LIKE    UNTO 

LEAVEN  -------  183 

XX.    THE    REVEREND    THOMAS    BROAD 's    EXPOSI- 
TION   OF    ROMANS    VIII.    7  -  -  -  188 

XXI.    THE   WISDOM    OF    THE    SERPENT    -  -  -  195 

JfXII.    THE    ORACLE    WARNS — AFTER    THE    EVENT     -  I99 

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XXIII.  FURTHER    DEVELOPMENT      -  -  -  -       208 

XXIV.  "  I     CAME     NOT     TO     SEND     PEACE,     BUT     A 

SWORD  "         - 215 

XXV.    "  AND    A    man's    FOES    SHALL    BE    THEY    OF 

HIS    OWN    HOUSEHOLD  "  ...      23I 

XXVI.    A    PROFESSIONAL   CONSULTATION  •  -       239 

XXVII.    MR.      broad's      last      CHURCH      MEETING — - 

LATIMER    CHAPEL  .  -  -  -      247 


Per  varies  casus,  per  tot  discrimina  renim, 

Tendimus  in  Latium  ;    sedes  ubi  fata  quietas 

Ostendunt.     lUic  fas  regna  resurgere  Trojae. 

Durate,  et  vosmet  rebus  servate  secundis." 

—  Virgil. 

By  diuers  casis,  sere  parrellis  and  sufferance 

Unto  Itaill  we  ettill  (aim)  quhare  destanye 

Has  schap  (shaped)  for  vs  ane  rest  and  quiet  harbrye 

Predestinatis  thare  Troye  sail  ryse  agane. 

Be  stout  on  prosper  fortoun  to  remane." 

— Gawin  Douglas's  translation. 


CHAPTER  I 

The  World  Outside 

The  20th  April  1814,  an  almost  cloudless,  perfectly 
sunny  day,  saw  all  London  astir.  On  that  day  Lewis 
the  Eighteenth  was  to  come  from  Hartwell  in  triumph, 
summoned  by  France  to  the  throne  of  his  ancestors. 
London  had  not  enjoyed  too  much  gaiety  that  year.  It 
was  the  year  of  the  great  frost.  Nothing  like  it  had  been 
known  in  the  memory  of  man.  In  the  West  of  England, 
w^ere  snow  is  rare,  roads  were  impassable  and  mails 
could  not  be  delivered.  Four  dead  men  were  dug  out 
of  a  deep  drift  about  ten  miles  west  of  Exeter.  Even  at 
Plymouth,  close  to  the  soft  south-western  ocean,  the 
average  depth  of  the  fall  was  twenty  inches,  and  there 
was  no  other  way  of  getting  eastwards  than  by  pack- 
horses.  The  Great  North  Road  was  completely  blocked, 
and  there  was  a  barricade  over  it  near  Godmanchester 
of  from  six  to  ten  feet  high.  The  Oxford  coach  was 
buried.  Some  passengers  inside  were  rescued  with  great 
difficulty,  and  their  lives  were  barely  saved.  The  Sol- 
way  Firth  at  Workington  resembled  the  Arctic  Sea,  and 
the  Thames  was  so  completely  frozen  over  between 
Blackfriars  and  London  Bridges  that  people  were  able, 
not  only  to  walk  across,  but  to  erect  booths  on  the  ice. 
Coals,  of  course,  rose  to  famine  prices  in  London,  as  it 
was  then  dependent  solely  upon  water-carriage  for  its 
supply.  The  Father  of  liis  people,  the  Prince  Regent, 
was  much  moved  by  the  general  distress  of  "  a  large 
and  meritorious  class  of  industrious  persons,"  as  he 
called  them,  and  issued  a  circular  to  all  Lords  Lieutenant 


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ordering  them  to  provide  all  practicable  means  of  re- 
moving obstructions  from  the  highways. 

However,  on  this  20th  April  the  London  mob  forgot 
the  frost,  forgot  the  quartern  loaf  and  the  national  debt, 
and  prepared  for  a  holiday,  inspired  thereto,  not  so  much 
by  Lewis  the  Eighteenth  as  by  the  warmth  and  brilliant 
sky.  There  are  two  factors  in  all  human  bliss — an 
object  and  the  subject  The  object  may  be  a  trifle,  but 
the  condition  of  the  subject  is  most  important.  Turn 
a  man  out  with  his  digestion  in  perfect  order,  with  the 
spring  in  the  air  and  in  his  veins,  and  he  will  cheer  any- 
thing, any  Lewis,  Lord  Liverpool,  dog,  cat,  or  rat  who 
may  cross  his  path.  Not  that  this  is  intended  as  a 
sufficient  explanation  of  the  Bourbon  reception.  Far 
from  it  ;  but  it  does  mitigate  it  a  trifle.  At  eleven 
o'clock  in  the  forenoon  two  troops  of  the  Oxford  Blues 
drew  up  at  Kilburn  turnpike  to  await  the  sacred  arrival. 
The  Prince  Regent  himself  went  as  far  as  Stanmore  to 
meet  his  August  Brother.  When  the  August  Brother 
reached  the  village,  the  excited  inhabitants  thereof  took 
the  horses  out  of  the  carriage  and  drew  him  through  the 
street.  The  Prince,  standing  at  the  door  of  the  principal 
inn,  was  in  readiness  to  salute  him,  and  this  he  did  by 
embracing  him  !  There  have  been  some  remarkable 
embraces  in  history.  Joseph  fell  on  Israel's  neck,  and 
Israel  said  unto  Joseph,  "  Now  let  me  die,  since  I  have 
seen  thy  face  :  "  Paul,  after  preaching  at  Ephesus, 
calling  the  elders  of  the  Church  to  witness  that,  for  the 
space  of  three  years,  iie  ceased  not  to  warn  every  one 
night  and  day  with  tears,  kneeled  down  and  prayed,  so 
that  they  all  wept  sore  and  fell  on  his  neck  :  Romeo  took 
a  last  embrace  of  J  uliet  in  the  vault,  and  sealed  the  doors 
of  breath  with  a  righteous  kiss  :  Penelope  embraced 
Ulysses,  who  was  welcome  to  her  as  land  is  welcome  to 
shipwrecked  swimmers  escaping  from  the  grey  sea- 
water — there  have,  we  say,  been  some  remarkable  em- 
braces on  this  earth  since  time  began,  but  none  more 
remarkable  than  that  on  the  steps  of  the  Abercorn  Arms. 
The  Divine  couple  then  drove  in  solemn  procession  to 
town.  From  the  park  corner  for  three-quarters  of  a 
mile  or  so  was  a  line  of  private  carriages,  filled  with  most 


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fashionable  people,  the  ladies  all  standing  on  the  seats 
The  French  Royalist  flag  waved  everywhere.  All  along 
the  Kilburn  Road,  then  thinly  lined  with  houses,  it  was 
triumphant,  and  even  the  trees  were  decorated  with  it. 
Arriving  by  way  of  Cumberland  Gate  at  Piccadilly, 
Lewis  was  escorted,  amidst  uproarious  rejoicing,  to 
Grillon's  Hotel  in  Albemarle  Street.  There,  in  reply  to 
an  address  from  the  Prince,  he  "  ascribed,  under  Provi- 
dence," to  his  Royal  Highness  and  the  British  people 
his  present  blissful  condition  ;  and  soon  afterwards, 
being  extremely  tired,  went  to  bed.  This  was  on  a  Wed- 
nesday. The  next  day,  Thursday,  His  Sacred  Majesty, 
or  Most  Christian  Majesty,  as  he  was  then  called,  was 
solemnly  made  a  Knight  of  the  Garter,  the  Bishops  of 
Salisbury  and  Winchester  assisting.  On  Friday  he 
received  the  corporation  of  London,  and  on  Saturday 
the  23rd  he  prepared  to  take  his  departure.  There  was 
a  great  crowd  in  the  street  when  he  came  out  of  the  hotel 
and  immense  applause  ;  the  mob  crying  out,  "  God  bless 
your  Majesty  !  "  as  if  they  owed  him  all  they  had,  and 
even  their  lives.  It  was  very  touching,  people  thought 
at  the  time,  and  so  it  was.  Is  there  anything  more 
touching  than  the  waste  of  human  loyalty  and  love  ? 
As  we  read  the  history  of  the  Highlands  or  a  story  of 
Jacobite  loyalty  such  as  that  of  Cooper's  Admiral  Blue- 
water,  dear  to  bo^'s,  we  sadden  that  destiny  should  decree 
that  in  a  world  in  which  piety  is  not  too  plentiful  it 
should  run  so  pitifully  to  waste,  and  that  men  and 
women  should  weep  hot  tears  and  break  their  hearts 
over  bran-stuffing  and  wax. 

Amidst  the  hooraying  multitude  that  Saturday  April 
morning  was  one  man  at  least,  Zachariah  Coleman  by 
name,  who  did  not  hooray,  and  did  not  lift  his  hat  even 
when  the  Sacred  Majesty  appeared  on  the  hotel  steps. 
He  was  a  smallish,  thin-faced,  lean  creature  in  work- 
man's clothes  ;  his  complexion  was  white,  blanched  by 
office  air,  and  his  hands  were  black  v.dth  printer's  ink. 

"  Off  with  your  tile,  you  b — y  Corsican  I  "  exclaimed 
a  roaring  voice  behind  him.  Zachariah  turned  round, 
and  found  the  request  came  from  a  drayman  weighing 
about  eighteen  stone  ;  but  the  tile  was  not  removed.     In 


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an  instant  it  was  sent  flying  to  the  other  side  of  the  road, 
where  it  was  trodden  on,  picked  up,  and  passed  forward 
in  the  air  amidst  laughter  and  jeers,  till  it  was  finally  lost. 

Zachariah  was  not  pugnacious,  and  could  not  very 
well  be  so  in  the  presence  o£  his  huge  antagonist  ;  but 
he  Avas  no  coward,  and  not  seeing  for  the  moment  that 
his  hat  had  hopelessly  gone,  he  turned  round  savagely, 
and  laying  hold  of  the  drayman,  said  : 

"  You  ruffian,  give  it  me  back  ;  if  I  am  a  Corsican, 
are  you  an  Englishman  ?  " 

"  Take  that  for  your  b — y  beaver,"  said  the  other, 
and  dealt  him  a  blow  with  the  fist  right  in  his  face,  which 
staggered  and  stupefied  him,  covering  him  with  blood. 

The  bystanders,  observing  the  disparity  between  the 
two  men,  instantly  took  Zachariah's  side,  and  called  out 
"  Shame,  shame  !  "  Nor  did  they  confine  themselves 
to  ejaculations,  for  a  young  fellow  of  about  eight  and 
twenty,  well  dressed,  with  a  bottle-green  coat  of  broad- 
cloth, buttoned  close,  stepped  up  to  the  drayman. 

"  Knock  my  tile  off,  beer-barrel." 

The  drayman  instantly  responded  by  a  clutch  at  it, 
but  before  he  could  touch  it  he  had  an  awful  cut  across 
the.lips,  delivered  with  such  scientific  accuracy  from  the 
left  shoulder  that  it  was  clear  it  came  from  a  disciple 
of  Jackson  or  Tom  Cribb.  The  crowd  now  became 
intensely  delighted  and  excited,  and  a  cry  of  "  A  ring, 
a  ring  !  "  was  raised.  The  drayman,  blind  with  rage, 
let  out  with  his  right  arm  with  force  enough  to  fell  an 
ox,  but  the  stroke  was  most  artistically  parried,  and  the 
response  was  another  fearful  gash  over  the  right  eye. 
By  this  time  the  patriot  had  had  enough,  and  declined 
to  continue  the  contest.  His  foe,  too,  seemed  to  have 
iio  desire  for  any  further  display  of  his  powers,  and  retired 
smilingly,  edging  his  way  to  the  pavement,  where  he 
found  poor  Zachariah  almost  helpless. 

"  Holloa,  my  republican  friend,  d — n  it,  that's  a  nasty 
lick  you've  got,  and  from  one  of  the  people  too  ;  that 
makes  it  harder  to  bear,  eh  ?  Never  mind,  he's  worse 
off  than  you  are." 

Zachariah  thanked  him  as  well  as  he  could  for  defend- 
in"  him. 


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"  Not  a  word  ;  haven't  got  a  scratch  myself.  Come 
along  with  me  ;  "  and  he  dragged  him  along  Piccadilly 
into  a  public-house  in  Swallow  Street,  where  apparently 
he  was  well  known.  Water  was  called  for  ;  Zachariah 
was  sponged,  the  wound  strapped  up,  some  brandy  given 
him,  and  the  stranger,  ordering  a  hackney  coach,  told 
the  driver  to  take  the  gentleman  home. 

"  Wait  a  bit,"  he  called,  as  the  coach  drove  off.  "  You 
may  feel  faint  ;  I'll  go  home  with  you,"  and  in  a  moment 
he  was  by  Zachariah' s  side.  The  coach  found  its  way 
slowly  tlirough  the  streets  to  some  lodgings  in  Clerken- 
well.  It  was  well  the  stranger  did  go,  for  his  companion 
on  arrival  was  hardly  able  to  crawl  upstairs  to  give  a 
coherent  account  to  his  wife  of  what  had  happened. 

Zachariah  Coleman,  working  man,  printer,  was  in 
April  18 14  about  thirty  years  old.  He  was  employed 
in  a  jobbing  office  in  the  city,  where  he  was  compositor 
and  pressman  as  well.  He  had  been  married  in  January 
1 8 14  to  a  woman  a  year  younger  than  himself,  who 
attended  the  meeting-house  at  Hackney,  whither  he 
went  on  the  Sunday.  He  was  a  Dissenter  in  religion, 
and  a  fierce  Radical  in  politics,  as  many  of  the  Dissenters 
in  that  day  were.  He  was  not  a  ranter  or  revivalist, 
but  vv'hat  was  called  a  moderate  Calvinist  ;  that  is  to 
say,  he  held  to  Calvinism  as  his  undoubted  creed,  but 
when  it  came  to  the  push  in  actual  practice  he  modified 
it.  In  this  respect  he  was  inconsistent  ;  but  who  is 
there  who  is  not  ?  His  theology  probably  had  no  more 
gaps  in  it  than  that  of  the  latest  and  most  enlightened 
preacher  who  denies  miracles  and  affirms  the  Universal 
Benevolence.  His  present  biographer,  from  intimate 
acquaintance  with  the  class  to  which  Zachariah  belonged, 
takes  this  opportunity  to  protest  against  the  general 
assumption  that  the  Calvinists  of  that  day,  or  of  any 
day,  arrived  at  their  belief  by  putting  out  their  eyes  and 
accepting  blindly  the  authority  of  St.  Paul  or  anybody 
else.  It  may  be  questioned,  indeed,  whetlier  any  religious 
body  has  ever  stood  so  distinctly  upon  the  understanding 
and  has  used  its  intellect  with  such  rigorous  activity,  as 
the  Puritans,  from  whom  Zachariah  was  a  genuine  des- 
cendant.    Even  if  Calvinism  had  been  carved  on  tables 


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of  stone  and  handed  down  from  heaven  by  the  Almighty 
Hand,  it  would  not  have  lived  if  it  had  not  have  found 
to  agree  more  or  less  with  the  facts,  and  it  was  because 
it  was  a  deduction  from  what  nobody  can  help  seeing 
that  it  was  so  vital,  the  Epistle  to  the  Romans  serving 
as  the  inspired  confirmation  of  an  experience.  Zac- 
hariah  was  a  great  reader  of  all  kinds  of  books — a  lover 
especially  of  Bunyan  and  Milton  ;  as  logical  in  his 
politics  as  in  his  religion  ;  and  he  defended  the  execution 
of  Charles  the  First  on  the  ground  that  the  people  had 
just  as  much  right  to  put  a  king  to  death  as  a  judge  had 
to  order  the  execution  of  any  other  criminal. 

The  courtship  between  Zachariah  and  the  lady  who 
became  his  \vife  had  been  short,  for  there  could  be  no 
mistake,  as  they  had  known  one  another  so  long.  She 
was  black-haired,  with  a  perfectly  oval  face,  always 
dressed  with  the  most  scrupulous  neatness,  and  with  a 
certain  plain  tightness  which  Zachariah  admired.  She 
had  exquisitely  white  and  perfect  teeth,  a  pale,  clear 
complexion,  and  the  reputation  of  being  a  most  sensible 
woman.  She  was  not  a  beauty,  but  she  was  good-look- 
ing ;  the  weak  points  in  her  face  being  her  eyes,  which 
were  mere  inexpressive  optic  organs,  and  her  mouth, 
which,  when  shut,  seemed  too  much  shut,  just  as  if  it  were 
compressed  by  an  effort  of  the  will  or  by  a  spring.  These, 
however,  Zachariah  thought  minor  matters,  if,  indeed, 
he  ever  noticed  them.  "  The  great  thing  was,  that  she 
was  " — sometimes  this  and  sometimes  that — and  so  it 
was  settled.  Unfortunately  in  marriage  it  is  so  diffi- 
cult to  be  sure  of  what  the  great  thing  is,  and  what 
the  little  thing  is,  the  little  thing  becoming  so 
frightfully  big  afterwards  !  Theologically,  Mrs.  Zac- 
hariah was  as  strict  as  her  husband,  and  more  so,  as 
far  as  outward  observance  went,  for  her  strictness 
was  not  tempered  by  those  secular  interests  which  to  him 
were  so  dear.  She  read  little  or  nothing — nothing, 
indeed,  on  week-days,  and  even  the  Morning  Chronicle, 
which  Zachariah  occasionally  borrowed,  was  folded  up 
when  he  had  done  with  it  and  put  under  the  tea-caddy 
till  it  was  returned.  On  Sundays  she  took  up  a  book  in 
the    afternoon,   but   she  carefully  prepared  herself  for 


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the  operation  as  though  it  were  a  sacramental  service. 
When  the  dinner-things  were  washed  up,  when  the  hearth 
was  swept  and  the  kettle  on  the  fire,  having  put  on  her 
best  Sunday  dress,  it  was  her  custom  to  go  to  the  window 
always  to  the  window,  never  to  the  fire — where  she 
would  open  Boston's  Fourfold  State  and  hold  it  up  in 
front  of  her  with  both  hands.  This,  however,  did  not 
last  long,  for  on  the  arrival  of  the  milkman  the  volume 
was  replaced,  and  it  was  necessary  to  make  preparations 
for  tea. 

The  hackney  coach  drove  up  to  the  house  in  Rosoman 
Street  where  Zachariah  dwelt  on  the  first  floor.  He  was 
too  weak  to  go  upstairs  by  himself,  and  he  and  his  friend 
therefore  walked  into  the  front  room  together.  It  was 
in  complete  order,  although  it  was  so  early  in  the  morning. 
Everything  was  dusted  ;  even  the  lower  fire-bar  had 
not  a  speck  of  ashes  on  it,  and  on  the  hob  already  was  a 
saucepan  in  which  Mrs.  Coleman  proposed  to  cook  the 
one  o'clock  dinner.  On  the  walls  were  portraits  of  Sir 
Francis  Burdett,  Major  Cartwright,  and  the  mezzotint 
engraving  of  Sadler's  Bimyan.  Two  black  silhouettes 
— one  of  Zachariah  and  the  other  of  his  wife — were  sus- 
pended on  each  side  of  the  mantel-piece. 

Mrs.  Coleman  was  busily  engaged  in  the  bedroom,  but 
hearing  the  footsteps,  she  immediately  entered.  She 
was  slightly  taken  aback  at  seeing  Zachariah  in  such  a 
plight,  and  uttered  a  little  scream,  but  the  bottle-green 
stranger,  making  her  a  profound  bow,  arrested  her. 

"  Pardon  me,  my  dear  madam,  there  is  nothing 
seriously  the  matter.  Your  husband  has  had  the  mis- 
fortune to  be  the  victim  of  a  most  blackguardly  assault  ; 
but  I  am  sure  that,  under  your  Care,  he  will  be  all  right 
in  a  day  or  two  ;  and,  with  your  permission,  I  take  my 
leave." 

Mrs.  Coleman  was  irritated.  The  first  emotion  was 
not  sympathy.  Absolutely  the  first  was  annoyance  at 
being  seen  without  proper  notice  by  such  a  fine-looking 
gentleman.  She  had,  however,  no  real  cause  for  vexation 
under  this  head.  She  had  tied  a  white  handkerchief 
over  her  hair,  fastening  it  under  her  chin,  as  her  manner 
was  when  doing  her  morning's  work,  and  she  had  on  her 


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white  apron  ;  but  she  was  trim  and  faultless,  and  the 
white  handkerchief  did  but  set  off  her  black  hair  and 
marble  complexion.  Her  second  emotion,  too,  was  not 
sympathy.  Zachariah  was  at  home  at  the  wrong  time. 
Her  ordinary  household  arrangements  were  upset.  He 
might  possibly  be  ill,  and  then  there  would  be  a  mess 
and  confusion.  The  thought  of  sickness  was  intolerable 
to  her,  because  it  "  put  everything  out."  Rising  up  at 
the  back  of  these  two  emotions  came,  haltingly,  a  third 
when  she  looked  her  husband  in  the  face.  She  could, 
not  help  it,  and  she  did  really  pity  him. 

"  I  am  sure  it  is  very  kind  of  you,"  she  replied. 

Zachariah  had  as  yet  spoken  no  word,  nor  had  she 
moved  towards  him.     The  stranger  was  departing. 

"  Stop  !  "  cried  Zachariah,  "  you  have  not  told  me 
your  name.  I  am  too  faint  to  say  how  much  I  owe 
you  for  your  protection  and  kindness." 

"  Nonsense.  My  name  is  Maitland — Major  Maitland, 
I A  Albany.     Good-bye." 

He  was  at  the  top  of  the  stairs,  when  he  turned  round, 
and  looking  at  Mrs.  Coleman,  observed  musingly,  "  I 
think  I'll  send  my  doctor,  and,  if  you  will  permit  me, 
will  call  in  a  day  or  two." 

She  thanked  him  ;  he  took  her  hand,  politely  pressed 
it  to  his  lips,  and  rode  off  in  the  coach  which  had  been 
waiting  for  him. 

"  What  has  happened,  my  dear  ?  Tell  me  all  about 
it,"  she  inquired  as  she  went  back  into  the  parlour,  with 
just  the  least  colour  on  her  cheek,  and  perceptibly  a 
little  happier  than  she  was  five  minutes  before.  She 
did  nothing  more  than  put  her  hand  on  his  shoulder, 
but  he  brightened  immediately.  He  told  her  the  tale, 
and  when  it  was  over  desired  to  lie  down  and  to  have 
some  tea. 

Emotion  number  two  returned  to  Mrs.  Coleman 
immediately.  Tea  at  that  time,  the  things  having 
been  all  cleared  away  and  washed  up  !  She  did  not, 
however,  like  openly  to  object,  but  she  did  go  so  far 
as  to  suggest  that  perhaps  cold  water  would  be  better, 
as  there  might  be  inflammation.  Zachariah,  although 
he  was  accustomed  to  give  way,  begged  for  tea  ;    and 


THE  WORLD  OUTSIDE  17 

it  was  made  ready,  but  not  with  water  boiled  there. 
She  would  not  again  put  the  copper  kettle  on  the  fire, 
as  it  was  just  cleaned,  but  she  asked  to  be  allowed 
to  use  that  which  belonged  to  the  neighbour  downstairs 
who  kept  the  shop.  The  tea-things  were  replaced 
when  Zachariah  had  finished,  and  his  wife  returned 
to  her  duties,  leaving  him  sitting  in  the  straight-backed 
Windsor-chair,  looking  into  the  grate  and  feeling  very 
miserable. 

In  the  afternoon  Rosoman  Street  was  startled  to 
see  a  grand  carriage  stop  at  Zachariah's  door,  and 
out  stepped  the  grand  doctor,  who,  after  some  little 
hesitation  and  inquiry,  made  his  way  upstairs.  Having 
examined  our  friend,  he  pronounced  him  free  from  all 
mortal  or  even  serious  injury — it  was  a  case  of  contusion 
and  shaken  nerves,  which  required  a  little  alterative 
medicine,  and  on  the  day  after  to-morrow  the  patient, 
although  bruised  and  sore  in  the  mouth,  might  go 
back  to  work. 

The  next  morning  he  was  better,  but  nevertheless 
he  was  depressed.  It  was  now  three  months  since 
his  wedding-day,  and  the  pomp  and  beauty  of  the 
sunrise,  gold  and  scarlet  bars  with  intermediate  lakes 
of  softest  blue,  had  been  obscured  by  leaden  clouds, 
which  showed  no  break  and  let  loose  a  cold  drizzling 
rain.  How  was  it  ?  He  often  asked  himself  that 
question,  but  could  obtain  no  satisfactory  answer.  Had 
anything  changed  ?  Was  his  wife  anything  which 
he  did  not  know  her  to  be  three  months  ago  ?  Certainly 
not.  He  could  not  accuse  her  of  passing  herself  off 
upon  him  with  false  pretences.  What  she  had  always 
represented  herself  to  be  she  was  now.  There  she  stood 
precisely  as  she  stood  twelve  months  ago,  when  he 
asked  her  to  become  his  wife,  and  he  thought  when  she 
said  "  yes"  that  no  man  was  more  blessed  than  he.  It 
was,  he  feared,  true  he  did  not  love  her,  nor  she  him  ; 
but  why  could  not  they  have  found  that  out  before  ? 
What  a  cruel  destiny  was  this  which  drew  a  veil  before 
his  eyes  and  led  him  blindfold  over  the  precipice  I  He 
at  first  thought,  when  his  joy  began  to  ebb  in  February 
or  March,  that  it  would  rise  again,  and  that  he  would 


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see  matters  in  a  different  light  ;  but  the  spring  was 
here,  and  the  tide  had  not  turned.  It  never  would  turn 
now,  and  he  became  at  last  aware  of  the  sad  truth — the 
saddest  a  man  can  know — that  he  had  missed  the  great 
delight  of  existence.  His  chance  had  come,  and  had 
gone.  Henceforth  all  that  was  said  and  sung  about 
love  and  home  would  find  no  echo  in  him.  He  was 
paralysed,  dead  in  half  of  his  soul,  and  would  have  to 
exist  with  the  other  half  as  well  he  could.  He  had 
done  no  wrong  :  he  had  done  his  best  ;  he  had  not  sold 
himself  to  the  flesh  or  the  devil,  and,  Calvinist  as  he 
was,  he  was  tempted  at  times  to  question  the  justice  of 
such  a  punishment.  If  he  put  his  finger  in  the  fire  and 
got  burnt,  he  was  able  to  bow  to  the  wisdom  which 
taught  him  in  that  plain  way  that  he  was  not  to  put 
his  finger  in  the  fire.  But  wherein  lay  the  beneficence 
of  visiting  a  simple  mistake — one  which  he  could  not 
avoid — with  a  curse  worse  than  the  Jewish  curse  of 
excommunication — "  the  anathema  wherewith  Joshua 
cursed  Jericho  ;  the  curse  which  Elisha  laid  upon  the 
children  ;  all  the  curses  which  are  written  in  the  law. 
Cursed  be  he  by  day,  and  cursed  be  he  by  night  :  cursed 
be  he  in  sleeping,  and  cursed  be  he  in  waking  :  cursed 
in  going  out,  and  cursed  in  coming  in."  Neither  the 
wretched  victim  nor  the  world  at  large  was  any  better 
for  such  a  visitation,  for  it  was  neither  remedial  nor 
monitory.  Ah,  so  it  is  !  The  murderer  is  hung  at 
Newgate,  and  if  he  himself  is  not  improved  by  the 
process,  perhaps  a  few  wicked  people  are  frightened  ; 
but  men  and  women  are  put  to  a  worse  death  every 
day  by  slow  strangulation  which  endures  for  a  lifetime, 
and,  as  far  as  we  can  see,  no  lesson  is  learned  by  any- 
body, and  no  good  is  done. 

Zachariah,  however,  did  not  give  way  to  despair,  for 
he  was  not  a  man  to  despair.  His  religion  was  a  part 
of  himself.  He  had  immortality  before  him,  in  which 
he  thanked  God  there  was  no  marrying  nor  giving  in 
marriage.  This  doctrine,  however,  did  not  live  in  him 
as  the  other  dogmas  of  his  creed,  for  it  was  not  one  in 
which  his  intellect  had  such  a  share.  On  the  other 
hand,  predestination  was  dear  to  him.     God  knew  him 


THE  WORLD  OUTSIDE  19 

as  closely  as  He  knew  the  angel  next  His  throne,  and 
had  marked  out  his  course  with  as  much  concern  as 
that  of  the  seraph.  What  God's  purposes  were  he  did 
not  know.  He  took  a  sort  of  sullen  pride  in  not  know- 
ing, and  he  marched  along,  footsore  and  wounded,  in 
obedience  to  the  orders  of  his  great  Chief.  Only  thirty 
years  old,  and  only  three  months  a  husband,  he  had 
already  learned  renunciation.  There  was  to  be  no  joy 
in  life  ?  Then  he  would  be  satisfied  if  it  were  tolerable, 
and  he  strove  to  dismiss  all  his  dreams  and  do  his  best 
with  what  lay  before  him.  Oh  my  hero  !  Perhaps 
somewhere  or  other — let  us  hope  it  is  true — a  book  is 
kept  in  which  human  w^orth  is  duly  appraised,  and  in 
that  book,  if  such  a  volume  there  be,  we  shall  find  that 
the  divinest  heroism  is  not  that  of  the  man  who,  hold- 
ing life  cheap,  puts  his  back  against  a  wall,  and  is  shot 
by  Government  soldiers,  assured  that  he  will  live  ever 
afterwards  as  a  martyr  and  saint  :  a  diviner  heroism  is 
that  of  the  poor  printer,  Avho,  in  dingy,  smoky  Rosoman 
Street,  Clerkenwell,  with  forty  years  before  him,  deter- 
mined to  live  through  them,  as  far  as  he  could,  without 
a  murmur,  although  there  was  to  be  no  pleasure  in 
them.  A  diviner  heroism  is  this,  but  divinest  of  all,  is 
that  of  him  who  can  in  these  days  do  what  Zachariah. 
did,  and  without  Zachariah's  faith. 

The  next  evening,  just  as  Zachariah  and  his  wife  were 
sitting  down  to  tea,  there  was  a  tap  at  the  door,  and 
in  walked  Major  Maitland.  He  was  now  in  full  after- 
noon costume,  and,  if  not  dandyish,  was  undeniably 
well  dressed.  Making  a  profound  bow  to  Mrs.  Coleman, 
he  advanced  to  the  fireplace  and  instantly  shook  hands 
with  Zachariah. 

"  Well,  my  republican,  you  are  better,  although  the 
beery  loyalist  has  left  his  mark  upon  you." 

"  Certainly,  much  better  ;  but  where  I  should  have 
been,  sir,  if  it  had  not  been  for  you,  I  don't 
know." 

"  Ah,  well  ;  it  was  an  absolute  pleasure  to  me  to 
teach  the  blackguard  that  cheering  a  Bourbon  costs 
something.  My  God,  though,  a  man  must  be  a  fool 
who  has  to  be  taught  that  I     I  wonder  what  it  has  cost 


20  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

us.  Why,  I  see  you've  got  my  friend,  Major  Carhvright, 
up  there." 

Zachariah  and  his  wife  started  a  moment  at  what 
they  considered  the  profane  introduction  of  God's  name  ; 
but  it  was  not  exactly  swearing,  and  Major  Maitland's 
relationship  to  them  was  remarkable.  They  were  there- 
fore silent. 

"  A  true  friend  of  the  people,"  continued  Maitland, 
"  is  Major  Cartwright ;  but  he  does  not  go  quite  far 
enough  to  please  me." 

"  As  for  the  people  so-called,"  quoth  Zachariah,  "  I 
doubt  whether  they  are  worth  saving.  Look  at  the 
mob  we  saw  the  day  before  }'esterday.  I  think  not  of 
the  people.  But  there  is  a  people,  even  in  these  days 
of  Ahab,  whose  feet  may  yet  be  on  the  necks  of  their 
enemies." 

"  Why,  you  are  an  aristocrat,"  said  Maitland,  smiling  ; 
"  only  you  want  to  abolish  the  present  aristocracy  and 
give  us  another.  You  must  not  judge  us  by  what  you 
saw  in  Piccadilly,  and  while  you  are  still  smarting  from 
that  smasher  on  your  eye.  London,  I  grant  you,  is  not, 
and  never  was,  a  fair  specimen.  But,  even  in  London, 
you  must  not  be  deceived.  You  don't  know  its  real 
temper  ;  and  then,  as  to  not  being  worth  saving — why, 
the  worse  men  are  th--^  more  they  want  saving.  How- 
ever, we  are  both  agreed  about  this — -crew,  Liverpool, 
the  Prince  Regent,  and  his  friends."  A  strong  word 
was  about  to  escape  before  "  crew,"  but  the  Major  saw 
that  he  was  in  a  house  where  it  would  be  out  of  place. 
"  I  wish  you'd  join  our  Friends  of  the  People.  We  want 
two  or  three  determined  fellows  like  you.  We  are  ail 
safe." 

"  What  are  the  '  Friends  of  the  People  '  ?  " 

"  Oh,  it's  a  club  of — a — good  fellows  who  meet  twice 
a  week  for  a  little  talk  about  affairs.  Come  with  me 
next  Friday  and  see." 

Zachariah  hesitated  a  moment,  and  then  consented. 

"  All  right ;  I'll  fetch  you."  He  was  going  away, 
and  picked  up  from  the  table  a  book  he  had  brought 
with  him. 

•'  By  the  way,  you  will  not  be  at  work  till  to-morrow. 


THE  WORLD  OUTSIDE  21 

I'll  leave  you  this  to  amuse  you.  It  has  not  been  out 
long.  Thirteen  thousand  copies  were  sold  the  first  day. 
It  is  the  Corsair — Byron's  Corsair.  My  God,  it  is  poetry 
and  no  mistake  !  Not  exactly,  perhaps,  in  your  line  ; 
but  you  are  a  man  of  sense,  and  if  that  doesn't  make 
your  heart  leap  in  you,  I'm  much  mistaken.  Lord 
Byron  is  a  neighbour  of  mine  in  the  Albany.  I  know 
him  by  sight.  I've  waited  a  whole  livelong  morning  at 
my  window  to  see  him  go  out.  So  much  the  more  fool 
you,  you'll  say.  Ah,  well,  wait  till  you  have  read  the 
Corsair." 

The  Major  shook  hands.  Mrs.  Coleman,  who  had  been 
totally  silent  during  the  interview,  excepting  when  she 
asked  him  if  he  would  join  in  a  cup  of  tea — an  offer 
most  gracefully  declined — followed  him  to  the  top  of 
the  stairs.  As  before,  he  kissed  her  hand,  made  her 
a  profound  bow,  and  was  off.  When  she  came  back 
into  the  room  the  faint  flush  on  the  cheek  was  repeated, 
and  there  was  the  same  unusual  little  rippling  overflow 
of  kindness  to  her  husband. 

In  the  evening  Zachariah  took  up  the  book.  Byron 
was  not,  indeed,  in  his  line.  He  took  no  interest  in 
him,  although,  like  every  other  Englishman,  he  had 
heard  much  about  him.  He  had  passed  on  his  way  to 
Albemarle  Street  the  entrance  to  the  Albany.  Byron 
was  lying  there  asleep,  but  Zachariah,  although  he  knew 
he  was  within  fifty  yards  of  hiin,  felt  no  emotion  what- 
ever. Tliis  was  remarkable,  for  Byron's  influence,  even 
in  1 814,  was  singular,  beyond  that  of  all  predecessors 
and  successors,  in  the  wideness  of  its  range.  He  was 
read  by  e%"erybody.  Men  and  women  who  were  acces- 
sible to  no  other  poetry  were  accessible  to  his,  and  old 
sea-captains,  merchants,  tradesmen,  clerks,  tailors, 
milliners,  as  well  as  the  best  judges  in  the  land  repeated 
his  verses  by  the  page. 

Mrs.  Coleman,  having  cleared  away  the  tea-things, 
sat  knitting  till  half-past  six.  It  was  prayer-meeting 
night,  and  she  ne^'cr  missed  going.  Zachariah  generally 
accompanied  her,  but  he  was  not  quite  presentable,  and 
stayed  at  home.  He  went  on  with  the  Corsair,  and  as 
he  read  his  heart  warmed,  and  he  unconsciously  found 


22  THE  REVOLUTION  LN  TANNER'S  LANE 

himself   declaiming   several   of   the   most   glowing   and 
eloquent  lines  aloud.     He  was  by  nature  a  poet  ;   essen- 
tially so,  for  he  loved  everything  which  hfted  him  above 
what  is  commonplace.     Isaiah,  Milton,  a  storm,  a  revo- 
lution,  a  great  passion — with  these  he  was  at  home  ; 
and  his  education,  mainly  on  the  Old  Testament,  con- 
tributed greatly  to  the  de\-eIopment  both  of  the  strengtli 
and   weakness  of  his   character.     For  such  as  he   are 
weak  as  well  as  strong  ;     weak  in  the  absence  of  the 
innumerable  little  sympathies  and  worldlinesses  which 
make  life  dcUghtful,   and  but  too  apt  to  despise  and 
tread  upon  those  gentle  flowers  which  are  as  really  here 
as  the  sun  and  the  stars,  and  are  nearer  to  us.      Zachariah 
found  in  the  Corsair  exactly  what  answered  to  his  own 
inmost  self,  down  to  its  very  depths.     The  lofty  style, 
the  scorn  of  what  is  mean  and  base,  the  courage — root 
of  all  x-irtue — that  dares  and  evermore  dares  in  the  very 
last  extremity,  the  love  of  the  illimitable,  of  freedom, 
and  the  cadences  like  the  fall  of  waves  on  a  sea-shore 
were   attractive  to   him  beyond   measure.     More   than 
this,  there  was  Love.     His  own  love  was  a  failure,  and 
yet  it  was  impossible  for  him  to  indulge  for  a  moment 
iiis  imagination  elsewhere.     The  difference  between  him 
and  his  wife  might  have  risen  to  absolute  aversion,  and 
yet  no  wandering  fancy  would  ever  have  been  encouraged 
towards   any   woman   living.     But    when   he    came   to 
Medora's  song  : 

"  Deep  in  my  soul  that  tender  secret  dwells, 
Lonely  and  lost  to  light  for  evermore, 
Save  when  to  thine  my  heart  responsive  swells, 
Then  trembles  into  silence  as  before." 

and  more  particularly  the  second  verse  : 

"  There,  in  its  centre,  a  sepulchral  lamp 

Burns  the  slow  flame,  eternal — but  unseen  ; 

Which  not  the  darkness  of  despair  can  damp. 

Though  vain  its  ray  as  it  had  never  been." 

love  again  asserted  itself.  It  was  not  love  for  a  person  ; 
p>erhaps  it  was  hardly  love  so  much  as  the  capacity  for 
love.     Whatever  it  may  be,  henceforth  this  is  what  love 


THE  WORLD  OUTSIDE  23 

will  be  in  him,  and  it  will  be  fully  maintained,  though 
it  knows  no  actual  object.  It  will  manifest  itself  in 
suppressed  force,  seeking  for  exit  in  a  thousand  direc- 
tions ;  sometimes  grotesque  perhaps,  but  always  force. 
It  will  give  energy  to  expression,  vitality  to  his  admira- 
tion of  the  beautiful,  devotion  to  his  worship,  enthusiasm 
to  his  zeal  for  frecdoin.  More  than  this,  it  will  not 
make  his  private  life  unbearable  by  contrast  ;  rather 
the  reverse.  The  vision  of  Medora  will  not  intensify 
the  shadow  over  Rosoman  Street,  Clerkenwell,  but  will 
soften  it. 


CHAPTER  II 

Outside  Pike  Street 

On  the  Friday  evening  the  Major  called  for  Zachariah. 
He  had  not  yet  returned,  but  his  wife  was  at  home. 
The  tea-things  were  ready,  the  kettle  was  on  the  hob, 
and  she  sat  knitting  at  the  window.  Her  visitor  knocked 
at  the  door  ;  she  rose,  and  he  entered.  This  time  he 
was  a  little  less  formal,  for  after  making  his  bow  he 
shook  her  hand.  She,  too,  was  not  quite  so  stiff,  and 
begged  him  to  be  seated. 

"  Upon  my  word,  madam,"  he  began,  "  if  I  were  as 
well  looked  after  as  Mr.  Coleman,  I  doubt  if  I  should 
be  so  anxious  as  he  is  to  change  the  existing  order  of 
things.  You  would  think  there  is  some  excuse  for  me 
if  you  were  to  see  the  misery  and  privation  of  my 
lodgings.  Nobody  cares  a  straw,  and  as  for  dust  and 
dirt,  they  would  drive  you  distracted." 

Mrs.  Zachariah  smiled,  and  shifted  one  of  her  little 
wliite-stockinged  feet  over  the  other.  She  had  on  the 
neatest  of  sandals,  with  black  ribbons,  which  crossed 
over  the  instep.  It  was  one  of  Zachariah's  weak  points, 
she  considered,  that  he  did  not  seem  to  care  sufficiently 
for  cleanliness,  and  when  he  came  in  he  would  some- 
times put  his  black  hand,  before  he  had  washed,  on  the 
white  tea-cloth,  or  on  the  back  of  a  chair,  and  leave 
behind  him  a  patch  of  printer's  ink.  It  was  bad  enough 
to  be  obliged  always  to  wipe  the  door-handles. 

"  I  do  my  best  ;  but  as  for  dirt,  you  cannot  be  so 
badly  off  in  the  Albany  as  we  are  in  Clerkenwell.  Clerk- 
enwell  is  very  disagreea'ble,  but  we  are  obliged  to  live 
here." 

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OUTSIDE  PIKE  STREET  25 

"  If  Clcrkenwell  is  so  bad,  all  the  more  honour  to 
you  for  your  triumph." 

"  Oh,  I  don't  know  about  honour  ;  my  husband  says 
it  is  simply  my  nature." 

"  Nature  !  All  the  better.  I  could  never  live  with 
anybody  who  was  always  trying  and  trying  and  strug- 
gling.    I  believe  in  Nature.     Don't  you  ?  " 

This  was  an  abstract  inquiry  beyond  Mrs.  Zachariah's 
scope.  "  It  is  some  people's  nature  to  like  to  be  tidy," 
she  contented  herself  with  observing  ;  "  and  others  do 
not  care  for  it." 

"  Oh,  perhaps  it  is  because  I  am  a  soldier,  and  accus- 
tomed to  order,  that  I  care  for  it  above  everything." 

Mrs.  Zachariah  started  for  a  moment.  She  reflected. 
She  had  forgotten  it — that  she  was  talking  to  an  officer 
in  His  Majesty's  service. 

"  Have  you  seen  much  fighting,  sir  ?  " 

"  Oh,  well,  for  the  matter  of  that,  I  have  had  my 
share.  I  was  at  Talavera,  and  suffer  a  (^ood  deal  now 
in  damp  weather,  from  having  slept  so  much  in  the 
open  air." 

"  Dear  me,  that  is  very  hard  !  My  husband  is  rheu- 
matic, and  finds  Tarver's  embrocation  do  him  more  good 
than  anything.     Will  you  try  it  if  I  give  you  some  ?  " 

"  With  profound  gratitude."  Mrs.  Coleman  filled  an 
empty  bottle,  took  a  piece  of  folded  brown  paper  out 
of  the  fireplace  cupboard,  untied  a  coil  of  twine,  made 
up  a  compact  little  parcel,  and  gave  it  to  the  Major. 

"  A  thousand  thanks.  If  faith  now  can  really  cure, 
I  shall  be  well  in  a  week." 

Mrs.  Zachariah  smiled  again. 

"  Are  you  Dissenters  ?  "   he  asked  abruptly. 

"  Yes.     Independents." 

"  I  am  not  surprised.  Ever  since  Cromwell's  days 
you  have  always  been  on  the  side  of  liberty  ;  but  are 
you  strict — I  don't  know  exactly  what  to  call  it — go  to 
the  prayer-meetings — and  so  on  ?  " 

"  We  are  both  members  of  the  church,  and  Mr.  Cole- 
man is  a  deacon,"  repHed  Mrs.  Zachariah,  with  a  gravity 
not  hitherto  observable. 

She  looked  out  of  the  window,  and  saw  him  coming 


26  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

down  the  street.  She  placed  the  kettle  nearer  the  fire, 
put  the  tea  in  the  teapot,  and  sat  down  again.  He 
came  upstairs,  went  straight  into  his  bedroom,  cleaned 
himself  as  much  as  possible,  changed  his  coat,  and 
entered.  The  Major,  being  pressed,  consented  to  take 
tea,  and  Mrs.  Zachariah  was  a  cheerful  and  even  talka- 
tive hostess,  to  the  surprise  of  at  least  one  member  of 
the  company.  She  sat  next  to  her  husband,  and  the 
Major  sat  opposite.  Three  silver  spoons  and  silver 
sugar-tongs  had  been  put  on  the  table.  Ordinarily  the 
spoons  were  pe\\i:er.  Zachariah,  fond  of  sugar,  was  in 
the  habit  of  taking  it  with  his  fingers — a  practice  to 
which  Mrs.  Zachariah  strongly  objected,  and  with  some 
reason.  It  w^as  dirty,  and  as  his  hands  were  none  of 
the  whitest,  the  neighbouring  lumps  became  soiled,  and 
acquired  a  flavour  which  did  not  add  to  their  sweetness. 
She  had  told  him  of  it  a  score  of  times  ;  but  he  did  not 
amend,  and  seemed  to  think  her  particularity  rather  a 
vice  than  a  virtue.  So  it  is  that,  as  love  gilds  all  defects, 
lack  of  love  sees  nothing  but  defect  in  what  is  trulv 
estimable.  Notwithstanding  the  sugar-tongs,  Zachariah 
— excusable,  perhaps,  this  time,  considering  the  warmth 
of  the  speech  he  was  making  against  the  late  war — • 
pushed  them  aside,  and  helped  himself  after  the  usual 
fashion.  A  cloud  came  over  Mrs.  Zachariah's  face  ;  she 
compressed  her  lips  in  downright  anger,  pushed  the 
tongs  towards  him  with  a  rattle,  and  trod  on  his  foot 
at  the  same  time.  His  oration  came  to  an  end  ;  he 
looked  round,  became  confused,  and  was  suddenly  silent  ; 
but  the  Major  gallantly  came  to  the  rescue  by  jumping 
up  to  prevent  Mrs.  Zachariah  from  moving  in  order  to 
put  more  water  on  the  tea. 

"  Excuse  me,  pray  ;  "  but  as  he  had  risen  somewhat 
suddenly  to  reach  the  kettle,  he  caught  the  table-cloth 
on  his  knee,  and  in  a  moment  his  cup  and  saucer  and  the 
plate  were  on  the  floor  in  twenty  pieces,  and  the  tea 
running  all  over  the  carpet.  Zachariah  looked  at  his 
wife,  and  expected  to  see  her  half  frantic.  But  no  ; 
though  it  was  her  best  china,  she  stopped  the  Major's 
apologies,  and  assured  him,  with  something  almost  like 
laughter,  that  it  was  not  of  the  shghtest  consequence. 


OUTSIDE  PIKE  STREET  27 

"  Tea  doesn't  stain  ;  I  hope  it  has  not  gone  on  your 
coat  ;  "  and  producing  a  duster  from  the  cupboard,  the 
evil,  save  the  loss  of  the  crockery,  was  remedied  in  a 
couple  of  minutes. 

At  half-past  seven  o'clock  the  Major  and  Zachariah 
departed.  They  walked  across  the  top  of  Hatton  Gar- 
den, and  so  onwards  till  they  came  to  Red  Lion  Street. 
Entering  a  low  passage  at  the  side  of  a  small  public- 
house,  they  went  up  some  stairs,  and  found  themselves 
opposite  a  door  which  was  locked.  The  Major  gave 
three  taps  and  then  paused.  A  moment  afterwards  he 
tapped  again  twice  ;  the  lock  was  turned,  and  he  was 
admitted.  Zachariah  found  himself  in  a  spacious  kind 
of  loft.  There  was  a  table  running  down  the  middle, 
and  round  it  were  seated  about  a  dozen  men,  most  of 
whom  were  smoking  and  drinking  beer.  They  welcomed 
the  Major  with  rappings,  and  he  moved  towards  the 
emoty  chair  at  the  head  of  the  board. 

"  You're  late,  chairman,"  said  one. 

"  Been  to  fetch  a  new  comrade." 

"  Is  that  the  cove  ?  He  looks  all  right.  Here's  your 
health,  guv'nor,  and  d — n  all  tyrants."  With  that  he 
took  a  pull  at  the  beer. 

"  Swear  him,"  said  the  Major. 

A  disagreeable-looking  man  with  a  big  round  nose, 
small  red  eyes,  unshaven  face,  and  slightly  unsteady 
voice,  rose,  laid  down  his  pipe,  and  beckoned  to  Zacha- 
riah, who  advanced  towards  him. 

The  Secretary — for  he  it  was — produced  a  memo- 
randum-book, and  began  with  a  stutter  : 

"  In  the  sacred  name  of " 

"  Stop  !  "   cried  Zachariah,  "  I  don't  swear." 

"  That  will  do,"  shouted  the  Major  across  a  hubbub 
which  arose — "  religious.  I'll  answer  for  him  :  let  him 
sign  ;  that's  enough." 

"  You  are  answerable,"  growled  the  Secretary  ;  "  if 
he's  a  d — d  spy  we'll  have  his  blood,  that's  all,  and 
yours  too.  Major."  The  Major  took  no  notice,  and 
Zachariah  put  his  name  in  the  book,  the  roll  of  the  Red 
Lion  Friends  of  the  People. 

"  Business,  Mr.  Secretary — the  last  minutes." 


28  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER  S  LANE 

The  minutes  were  read,  and  an  adjourned  debate  was 
then  renewed  on  a  motion  to  organise  public  meetings 
to  petition  in  favour  of  Parliamentary  Reform.  The 
reader  must  understand  that  poHtics  in  those  days  were 
somewhat  different  from  the  pohtics  of  fifty  or  sixty 
years  later.  Bread  was  thirteenpence  a  quartern  loaf  ; 
the  national  debt,  with  a  much  smaller  population,  was 
what  it  is  now  ;  everything  was  taxed,  and  wages  were 
very  low.  But  what  was  most  galling  was  the  fact 
that  the  misery,  the  taxes,  and  the  debt  had  been 
accumulated,  not  by  the  will  of  the  people,  but  by  a 
corrupt  Plouse  of  Commons,  the  property  of  borough- 
mongers,  for  the  sake  of  supporting  the  Bourbons 
directly,  but  indirectly  and  chiefly  the  House  of  Han- 
over and  the  hated  aristocracy.  There  was  also  a 
scandalous  list  of  jobs  and  pensions.  Years  afterwards, 
when  the  Government  was  forced  to  look  into  abuses, 
the  Reverend  Thomas  Thurlow,  to  take  one  example 
amongst  others,  was  awarded,  as  compensation  for  the 
loss  of  his  two  offices.  Patentee  of  Bankrupts  and  Keeper 
of  Hanaper,  the  modest  allowance  annually  until  his 
death  of  ;^i  1,380  14s.  6d.  The  men  and  women  of  that 
time,  although  there  were  scarcely  any  newspapers,  were 
not  fools,  and  there  was  not  a  Nottingham  weaver  who 
put  a  morsel  of  bread  in  his  hungry  belly  who  did  not 
know  that  two  morsels  might  have  gone  there  if  there 
were  no  impost  on  foreign  corn  to  maintain  rents,  and 
if  there  were  no  interest  to  pay  on  money  borrowed  to 
keep  these  sacred  kings  and  lords  safe  in  their  palaces 
and  parks.  Opinion  at  the  Red  Lion  Friends  of  the 
People  Club  was  much  divided.  Some  were  for  demon- 
strations and  agitation,  whilst  others  were  for  physical 
force.  The  discussion  went  on  irregularly  amidst  much 
tumult. 

"  How  long  would  thev  have  waited  over  the  water 
if  they  had  done  nothing  but  jaw  ?  They  met  together 
and  tore  down  the  Bastile,  and  that's  what  we  must  do." 

"  That  may  be  true,"  said  a  small  white-faced  man 
who  neither  smoked  nor  drank,  "  but  what  followed  ? 
You  don't  do  anything  really  till  you've  reasoned  it 
out." 


OUTSIDE  PIKE  STREET  29 

"  It's  my  belief,  parson,"  retorted  the  other,  "  that 
5'ou  are  in  a  d — d  funk.  This  is  not  the  place  for 
Methodists." 

"  Order,  order  !  "   shouted  the  chairman. 

"  I  am  not  a  Metliodist,"  quietly  replied  the  other  ; 
"  unless  yep  mean  by  Methodist  a  man  who  fears  God 
and  loves  Ins  Saviour.  I  am  not  ashamed  to  own  that, 
and  I  am  none  the  worse  for  it  as  far  as  I  know.  As 
for  being  a  coward,  we  shall  see." 

The  Secretary  meanwhile  had  gone  on  with  his  beer. 
Despite  his  notorious  failing,  he  had  been  chosen  for  the 
post  because  in  his  sober  moments  he  was  quick  with 
his  pen.  He  was  not  a  working  man  ;  nay,  it  was  said 
he  had  been  at  Oxford.  His  present  profession  was 
that  of  attorney's  clerk.  He  got  up  and  began  a  ha- 
rangue about  Brutus. 

"  There's  one  way  of  dealing  with  tyrants — the  old 
way,  Mr.  Chairman.  Death  to  them  all,  say  I  ;  the 
short  cut ;  none  of  your  palaver  ;  what's  the  use  of 
palavering  ?  " 

He  was  a  little  shaky,  took  hold  of  the  rail  of  his 
chair,  and  as  he  sat  down  broke  his  pipe. 

Some  slight  applause  followed  ;  but  the  majority  were 
either  against  him,  or  thought  it  better  to  be  silent. 

The  discussion  continued  irregularly,  and  Zachariah 
noticed  that  about  half-a-dozen  of  those  present  took 
no  part  in  it.  At  about  ten  o'clock  the  chairman  de- 
clared the  meeting  at  an  end  ;  and  it  was  quite  time 
he  did  so,  for  the  smoke  and  the  drink  had  done  their 
work. 

As  Zachariah  came  out,  a  man  stood  by  his  side 
whom  he  had  scarcely  noticed  during  the  evening.  He 
was  evidently  a  shoemaker.  There  was  a  smell  of 
leather  about  him,  and  his  hands  and  face  were  grimy. 
He  had  a  slightly  turned-up  nose,  smallish  eyes,  half 
hidden  under  very  black  eyebrows,  and  his  lips  were 
thin  and  straight.  His  voice  was  exceedingly  high- 
pitched,  and  had  something  creaking  in  it  like  the  sound 
of  an  ill-greased  axle.  He  spoke  with  emphasis,  but 
not  quite  like  an  Englishman,  was  fond  of  alliteration, 
and  often,  in  the  middle  of  a  sentence,  paused  to  search 


30  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

for  a  word  which  pleased  him.  Having  found  it,  the 
remainder  of  the  sentence  was  poised  and  cast  from  him 
like  a  dart.  His  style  was  a  curious  mixture  of  foreign 
imperfection  and  rhetoric — a  rhetoric,  however,  by  no 
means  affected.  It  might  have  been  so  in  another 
person,  but  it  was  not  so  in  him.  H 

"  Going  east  ?  "    said  he. 

"  Yes." 

"  If  you  want  company,  I'll  walk  with  you.  What 
do  you  think  of  the  Friends  ?  " 

Zachariah,  it  will  be  borne  in  mind,  although  he  was 
a  Democrat,  had  never  really  seen  the  world.  He 
belonged  to  a  religious  sect.  He  believed  in  the  people, 
it  is  true,  but  it  was  a  people  of  Cromwellian  Inde- 
pendents. He  purposely  avoided  the  company  of  men 
who  used  profane  language,  and  never  in  his  life  entered 
a  tavern.  He  did  not  know  what  the  masses  really 
were  ;  for  although  he  worked  with  his  hands,  printers 
were  rather  a  superior  set  of  fellows,  and  his  was  an 
old-established  shop  which  took  the  best  of  its  class. 
When  brought  actually  into  contact  with  swearers  and 
drunkards  as  patriots  and  reformers  he  was  more  than 
a  little  shocked. 

"  Not  much,"  quoth  he. 

"  Not  worse  than  our  virtuous  substitute  for  a 
sovereign  ?  " 

"  No,  certainly." 

"  You  object  to  giving  them  votes,  but  is  not  the 
opinion  of  the  silliest  as  good  as  that  of  Lord  Sidmouth  ?  " 

"  That's  no  reason  for  giving  them  votes." 

"  I  should  like  to  behold  the  experiment  of  a  new 
form  of  misgovernment.  If  we  are  to  be  eternally 
enslaved  to  fools  and  swindlers,  why  not  a  change  ? 
We  have  had  regal  misrule  and  aristocratic  swindling 
long  enough." 

"  Seriously,  my  friend,"  he  continued,  "  study  that 
immortal  charter,  the  Declaration  of  the  Rights  of 
Man." 

He  stopped  in  the  street,  and  with  an  oratorical  air 
repeated  the  well-known  lines,  "  Men  are  born  and 
always   continue   free,    and   equal   in   respect   of   their 


OUTSIDE  PIKE  STREET  31 

rights.  .  .  .  Every  citizen  has  a  right,  either  by  himself 
or  by  his  representative,  to  a  free  voice  in  determining 
the  necessity  of  pubUc  contributions,  the  appropriation 
of  them,  and  their  amount,  mode  of  assessment,  and 
duration."  He  knew  them  by  heart.  "  It  is  the  truth," 
he  continued  :  "  you  must  come  to  that,  unless  you 
beUeve  in  the  Divine  appointment  of  dynasties.  There 
is  no  logical  repose  between  Lord  Liverpool  and  the 
Declaration.  What  is  the  real  difference  between  him 
and  you  ?  None  but  a  question  of  degree.  He  does 
not  believe  in  absolute  monarchy,  and  stays  at  this 
point.  You  go  a  little  lower.  You  are  both  alike. 
How  dare  yom  say,  '  My  brother,  I  am  more  honest  and 
more  religious  than  you  ;  pay  me  half-a-crown  and  I 
will  spend  it  for  your  welfare  '  ?  You  cannot  tell  me 
that.  You  know  I  should  have  a  right  to  reject  you. 
I  refuse  to  be  coerced.     I  prefer  freedom  to — felicity." 

Zachariah  was  puzzled.  He  was  not  one  of  those 
persons  who  can  see  no  escape  from  an  argument  and 
yet  are  not  convinced  ;  one  of  those  happy  creatures 
to  whom  the  operations  of  the  intellect  are  a  joke— 
who,  if  they  are  shown  that  the  three  angles  of  a  triangle 
are  equal  to  two  right  angles,  decline  to  disprove  it, 
but  act  as  if  they  were  but  one.  To  Zachariah  the 
appeal  "  Where  will  you  stop  ?  "  was  generally  success- 
ful. H  his  understanding  told  him  he  could  not  stop, 
he  went  on.  And  yet  it  so  often  happens  that  if  we 
do  go  on  we  are  dissatisfied  ;  we  cannot  doubt  each 
successive  step,  but  we  doubt  the  conclusion.  We 
arrive  serenely  at  the  end,  and  lo  !  it  is  an  absurdity 
which  common  sense,  as  we  call  it,  demolishes  with  scoffs 
and  laughter. 

They  had  walked  down  to  Holborn  in  order  to  avoid 
the  rather  dangerous  quarter  of  Gray's  Inn  Lane.  Pre- 
sently they  were  overtaken  by  the  Secretary,  staggering 
imder  more  liquor.  He  did  not  recognise  them,  and 
rolled  on.  The  slioemaker  instantly  detached  himself 
from  Zachariah  and  followed  the  drunken  official.  He 
was  about  to  turn  into  a  public-house,  when  his  friend 
came  up  to  him  softly,  abstracted  a  book  which  was 
sticking  out  of  his  pocket,  laid  hold  of  him  by  the  arm. 


32  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

and  marched  off  with  him  across  the  street  and  through 
Great  Turnstile. 

Sunday  came,  and  Zachariah  and  his  wife  attended 
the  services  at  Pike  Street  Meeting-house,  conducted 
by  that  worthy  servant  of  God,  the  Reverend  Thomas 
Bradshaw.  He  was  at  that  time  preaching  a  series 
of  sermons  on  the  Gospel  Covenant,  and  he  enlarged 
upon  the  distinction  between  those  with  whom  the 
covenant  was  made  and  those  with  ivhom  there  was 
none,  save  of  judgment.  The  poorest  and  the  weakest, 
if  they  were  sons  of  God,  were  more  blessed  than  the 
strongest  who  were  not.  These  were  nothing  :  "  they 
should  go  out  like  the  smoke  of  a  candle  with  an  ill 
favour  ;  whereas  the  weak  and  simple  ones  are  upholden, 
and  go  from  strength  to  strength,  and  increase  with 
the  increasings  of  God."  Zachariah  was  rather  con- 
fused by  what  had  happened  during  the  week,  and  his 
mind,  especially  during  the  long  prayer,  wandered  a 
good  deal  much  to  his  discomfort. 


CHAPTER  III 

The  Theatre 

Major  Maitland  was  very  fond  of  the  theatre,  and 
as  he  had  grown  fond  of  Zachariah,  and  frequently 
called  at  his  house,  sometimes  on  business  and  some- 
times for  pleasure,  he  often  asked  his  friend  to  accompany 
him.  But  for  a  long  time  he  held  out.  The  theatre 
and  dancing  in  1814  were  an  abomination  to  the  In- 
dependents. Since  18 14  they  have  advanced,  and 
consequently  they  not  only  go  to  plays  and  dance  like 
other  Christians,  but  the  freer,  less  prejudiced,  and 
more  enlightened  encourage  the  ballet,  spend  their 
holidays  in  Paris,  and  study  French  character  there. 
Zachariah,  however,  had  a  side  open  to  literature,  and 
though  he  had  never  seen  a  play  acted,  he  read  plays. 
He  read  Shakespeare,  and  had  often  thought  how  wonder- 
ful one  of  his  dramas  must  be  on  the  stage.  So  it  fell 
out  that  at  last  he  yielded,  and  it  was  arranged  that 
Mrs.  and  Mr.  Coleman  should  go  with  the  Major  to 
Drury  Lane  to  see  the  great  Edmund  Kean  in  "  Othello." 
The  day  was  fixed,  and  Mrs.  Coleman  was  busy  for  a 
long  time  beforehand  in  furbishing  up  and  altering  her 
wedding-dress,  so  that  she  might  make  a  decent  figure. 
She  was  all  excitement,  and  as  happy  as  she  could  well 
be.  For  moiiths  Zachariah  had  not  known  her  to  be 
so  communicative.  She  seemed  to  take  an  interest  in 
politics  ;  she  discussed  with  him  the  report  that  Bona- 
parte was  mad,  and  Zachariah,  on  his  part,  told  her 
what  had  happened  to  him  during  the  day,  and  what 
he   had   read   in   the  newspapers.     The   Prince   Regent 

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34  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

had  been  to  Oxford,  and  verses  had  been  composed 
in  his  honour.  Mr.  Bosanquet  had  recited  to  the  Prince 
an  ode,  or  something  of  the  kind,  and  had  ventured, 
after  dilating  on  the  enormous  services  rendered  by  kings 
in  general  to  the  community  during  the  last  twenty 
years,  to  warn  them  : 

"  But  ye  yourselves  must  bow  :    your  praise  be  given 
To  Him,  the  Lord  of  lords,  your  King  in  heaven." 

And  Mrs.  Zachariah,  with  a  smile  and  unwonted  wit, 
wondered  whether  Mr.  Bosanquet  would  not  be  pro- 
secuted for  such  treasonable  sentiments.  Zachariah 
hardly  knew  what  to  make  of  his  wife's  gaiety,  but  he 
was  glad.  He  thought  that  perhaps  he  was  answerable 
for  her  silence  and  coldness,  and  he  determined  at  all 
costs  to  try  and  amend,  and,  however  weary  he  might 
be  when  he  came  home  at  night,  that  he  would  speak 
and  get  her  to  speak  too. 

The  eventful  evening  arrived.  Zachariah  was  to  get 
away  as  early  as  he  could  ;  the  Major  was  to  call  at 
about  six.  After  Zachariah  had  washed  and  dressed, 
they  were  to  take  a  hackney  coach  together.  At  the 
appointed  hour  the  Major  appeared,  and  found  Mrs. 
Zachariah  already  in  her  best  clothes  and  tea  ready. 
She  was  charming — finished  from  the  uttermost  hair 
on  her  head  to  the  sole  of  her  slipper — and  the  dove- 
coloured,  somewhat  Quakerish  tint  of  her  wedding- 
gown  suited  her  admirably.  Quarter-past  six  came, 
but  there  was  no  Zachariah,  and  she  thought  she  would 
make  the  tea,  as  he  was  never  long  over  his  meals. 
Half-past  six,  and  he  was  not  there.  The  two  now  sat 
down,  and  began  to  listen  to  every  sound.  The  coach 
was  ordered  at  a  quarter  to  seven. 

"  What  shall  we  do  ?  "  said  the  Major.  "  I  cannot 
send  you  on  and  wait  for  him." 

"  No.  How  vexing  it  is  !  It  is  just  like — - — "  and 
she  stopped. 

"  We  must  stay  where  we  are,  I  suppose  ;  it  is  rather 
a  pity  to  miss  being  there  when  Kean  first  comes  on." 

She  was  in  a  fretful  agony  of  impatience.  She  rose 
and  looked  out  of  the  window,  thought  she  heard  some- 


THE  THEATRE  35 

body  on  the  stairs,  went  outside  on  the  landing,  returned, 
walked  up  and  down,  and  mentally  cursed  her  husband, 
not  profanely — she  dared  not  do  that — but  with  curses 
none  the  less  intense.  Poor  man  !  he  had  been  kept 
by  a  job  he  had  to  finish.  She  might  have  thought 
this  possible,  and,  in  fact,  did  think  it  possible  ;  but 
it  made  no  difference  in  the  hatred  which  she  permitted 
to  rise  against  him.  At  last  her  animosity  relaxed, 
and  she  began  to  regard  him  with  more  composure, 
and  even  with  pleasure. 

"  Had  you  not  better  go  and  leave  me  here,  so  that 
we  may  follow  ?  I  do  not  know  what  has  happened, 
and  I  am  sure  he  would  be  so  sorry  if  you  were  to  be 
disappointed." 

She  turned  her  eyes  anxiously  towards  the  Major. 
"  That  will  never  do.     You  know  nothing  about  the 
theatre.     No  !   no  !  " 

She  paused  and  stamped  her  little  foot,  and  looked 
again  out  of  the  window. 

The  coachman  knocked  at  the  door,  and  when  she 
went  down  asked  her  how  long  he  had  to  wait. 

She  came  back,  and  throwing  herself  on  a  chair,  fairly 
gave  way  to  her  mortification,  and  cried  out,  "It  is 
too  bad— too  bad  ! — it  is,  really." 

"  I'll  tell  you  what,"  replied  the  Major.  "  Do  you 
mind  coming  with  me  ?  We  will  leave  one  of  the  tickets 
which  I  have  bought,  and  we  can  add  a  message  that 
he  is  to  follow,  and  that  we  will  keep  his  place  for  him. 
Put  on  your  bonnet  at  once,  and  I  will  scribble  a  line 
to  him." 

Mrs.  Zachariah  did  not  see  any  other  course  open  ; 
her  wrath  once  more  disappeared,  and  in  another 
moment  she  was  busy  before  the  looking-glass.  The 
note  was  written,  and  pinned  to  the  ticket,  both  being 
stuck  on  the  mantelpiece  in  a  conspicuous  place,  so 
that  Zachariah  might  see  them  directly  he  arrived. 
In  exuberant  spirits  she  added  in  her  own  hand,  "  Make 
as  much  haste  as  you  can,  my  dear,"  and  subscribed 
her  initials.  It  was  a  tremendously  hot  afternoon 
and,  what  with  the  fire  and  the  weather  and  the  tea, 
tie  air  was  very   oppre6si\e.     She   threw   the   bottom 


36  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

sash  open  a  little  wider  therefore,  and  the  two  rolled 
off  to  Drury  Lane.  As  the  door  slammed  behind  them, 
the  draught  caught  the  ticket  and  note,  and  in  a  moment 
they  were  in  the  flames  and  consumed. 

Ten  minutes  afterwards  in  came  Zachariah.  He  had 
run  all  the  way,  and  was  dripping  with  perspiration. 
He  rushed  upstairs,  but  there  was  nobody-  He  stared 
round  him,  looked  at  the  plates,  saw  that  two  had 
been  there,  rushed  down  again,  and  asked  the  woman 
in  the  shop  : 

"  Has  Mrs.  Coleman  left  any  message  ?  " 

"  No.  She  went  off  with  that  gentleman  that  comes 
here  now  and  then;  but  she  never  said  nothing  to  me," 
and  Zachariah  thought  he  saw  something  like  a  grin  on 
her  face. 

It  may  be  as  well  to  say  that  he  never  dreamed  of 
any  real  injury  done  to  him  by  his  wife,  and,  in  truth, 
the  Major  was  incapable  of  doing  him  any.  He  was  gay, 
unorthodox,  a  man  who  went  about  in  the  world,  roman- 
tic, republican,  but  he  never  would  have  condescended 
to  seduce  a  woman,  and  least  of  all  a  woman  belonging 
to  a  friend.  He  paid  women  whom  he  admired  all  kinds 
of  attentions,  but  they  were  nothing  more  than  the 
gallantry  of  the  age.  Although  they  were  nothing, 
however,  to  him,  they  were  a  good  deal  more  than 
nothing  to  Mrs.  Zachariah.  The  sj'^mbolism  of  an  act 
varies  much,  and  what  may  be  mere  sport  to  one  is  sin 
in  another.  The  Major's  easy  manners  and  very  free 
courtesy  were  innocent  so  far  as  he  was  concerned  ; 
but  when  his  rigid,  religious  companion  in  the  hackney 
coach  felt  them  sweet,  and  was  better  pleased  with 
them  than  she  had  ever  been  with  her  husband's  caresses, 
she  sinned,  and  she  knew  that  she  sinned. 

What  curiously  composite  creatures  we  are  !  Zach- 
ariah for  a  moment  was  half  pleased,  for  she  had  now 
clearly  wronged  him.  The  next  moment,  however,  he 
was  wretched.  He  took  up  the  teapot  ;  it  was  empty  ; 
the  tea-caddy  was  locked  up.  It  was  a  mere  trifle, 
but,  as  he  said  to  himself,  the  merest  trifles  are  im- 
portant if  they  are  significant.  He  brooded,  therefore, 
over  the  empty  teapot  and  locked  tea-caddy  for  fully 


THE  THEATRE  37 

five  minutes.  She  had  not  only  gone  without  him,  but 
had  forgotten  him.  At  the  end  of  the  five  minutes 
teapot  and  tea-caddy  had  swollen  to  enormous  dimen- 
sions and  had  become  the  basis  of  large  generalisations. 
"  I  would  rather,"  he  exclaimed,  "  be  condemned  to 
be  led  out  and  hung  if  I  knew  one  human  soul  would 
love  me  for  a  week  beforehand  and  honour  me  after- 
wards, than  live  half  a  century  and  be  nothing  to  any 
living  creature."  Presently,  however,  it  occurred  to 
him  that,  although  in  the  abstract  this  might  be  true 
yet  at  that  particular  moment  he  was  a  fool  ;  and  he 
made  the  best  of  his  way  to  Drury  Lane.  He  managed 
to  find  his  way  into  the  gallery  just  as  Kean  came  on 
the  stage  in  the  second  scene  of  the  first  act.  Far  down 
below  him,  through  the  misty  air,  he  thought  he  could 
see  his  wife  and  the  Major  ;  but  he  was  in  an  instant 
arrested  by  the  play.  It  was  all  new  to  him  ;  the 
huge  building,  the  thousands  of  excited,  eager  faces, 
the  lights,  and  the  scenery.  He  had  not  listened,  more- 
over, to  a  dozen  sentences  from  the  great  actor  before 
he  had  forgotten  himself  and  was  in  Venice,  absorbed 
in  the  fortunes  of  the  Moor.  What  a  blessing  is  this  for 
which  we  have  to  thank  the  playwright  and  his  inter- 
preters, to  be  able  to  step  out  of  the  dingy,  dreary  London 
streets,  with  all  their  wretched  corrosive  cares,  and 
at  least  for  three  hours  to  be  swayed  by  nobler  passions. 
For  three  hours  the  little  petty  self,  with  all  its  mean 
surroundings,  withdraws  :  we  breathe  a  di.f  erent  at- 
mosphere, we  are  jealous,  glad,  weep,  laugh  with  Shakes- 
peare's jealousy,  gladness,  tears,  and  laughter  !  What 
priggishness,  too,  is  that  which  objects  to  Shakespeare 
on  a  stage  because  no  acting  can  realise  the  ideal  formed 
by  solitary  reading  !  Are  we  really  sure  of  it  ?  Are 
we  really  sure  that  Garrick  or  Kean  or  Siddons,  with 
all  their  genius  and  study,  fall  short  of  a  lazy  dream  in 
an  arm-chair  !  Kean  had  not  only  a  thousand  things 
to  tell  Zachariah — meanings  in  innumerable  passages 
which  had  before  been  overlooked — but  he  gave  the 
character  of  Othello  such  vivid  distinctness  that  it 
might  almost  be  called  a  creation.  He  was  exactly 
the  kind  of  actor,  moieover,  to  impress  him.     He  was 

B 


38  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

great,  grand,  passionate,  overwhelming  with  a  like 
emotion  the  apprentice  and  the  critic.  Everybody 
after  listening  to  a  play  or  reading  a  book  uses  it  when 
he  comes  to  himself  again  to  fill  his  own  pitcher,  and 
the  Cyprus  tragedy  lent  itself  to  Zachariah  as  an  illus- 
tration of  his  own  Clerkenwell  sorrows  and  as  a  gospel 
for  them,  although  his  were  so  different  from  those  of 
the  Moor.  Why  did  he  so  easily  suspect  Desdemona  ? 
Is  it  not  improbable  that  a  man  with  any  faith  in  woman, 
and  such  a  woman,  shpuld  proceed  to  murder  on  such 
evidence  ?  If  Othello  had  reflected  for  a  moment,  he 
would  have  seen  that  everj^thing  might  have  been  ex- 
plained. Why  did  he  not  question,  sift,  examine, 
before  taking  such  tremendous  revenge  ? — and  for  the 
moment  the  story  seemed  unnatural.  But  then  he 
considered  again  that  men  and  women,  if  they  do  not 
murder  one  another,  do  actually,  in  everyday  life,  for 
no  reason  whatever,  come  to  wrong  conclusions  about 
each  other  ;  utterly  and  to  the  end  of  their  lines  mis- 
construe and  lose  each  other.  Nay,  it  seems  to  be  a 
kind  of  luxury  to  them  to  believe  that  those  who  could 
and  would  love  them  are  false  to  them.  We  make 
haste  to  doubt  the  divinest  fidelity  ;  we  drive  the  dagger 
into  each  other,  and  we  smother  the  Desdemona  who 
would  have  been  the  light  of  life  to  us,  not  because  of 
any  deadly  difference  or  grievous  injury,  but  because 
we  idly  and  wilfully  reject. 
The  tale,  evermore  is  : 

"  Of  one  whose  hand, 
Like  the  base  Indian,  threw  a  pearl  away 
Richer  than  all  his  tribe." 

So  said  Zachariah  to  himself  as  he  came  out  into 
Drury  Lane  and  walked  eastwards.  His  wife  and  the 
Major  were  back  before  him.  The  Major  did  not  wait 
but  returned  at  once  to  Albany  Street,  leaving  Mrs. 
Coleman  to  sit  up  for  her  husband.  He  was  not  hurry- 
ing himself,  and  could  not  free  himself  from  the  cro\vd 
so  easily  as  those  who  left  from  below.  The  consequence 
was  that  he  was  a  full  half-hour  behind  her,  and  she 
was  not  particularly  pleased  at  having  been   kept  so 


THE  THEATRE  39 

long  out  of  her  bed.  When  she  let  him  in  all  that  she 
said  was,  "  Oh,  here  you  are  at  last,"  and  immediately 
retired.  Strange  to  say,  she  forgot  all  about  family 
worship — never  before  omitted,  however  late  it  might 
be.  If  she  had  taken  the  trouble  to  ask  him  whether 
he  had  seen  her  message  and  the  ticket  so  much  might 
have  been  cleared  up.  Of  course  he,  too,  ought  to  have 
spoken  to  her  ;  it  was  the  natural  thing  to  do,  and  it 
was  extraordinary  that  he  did  not.  But  he  let  her  go  ; 
she  knelt  down  by  her  bed,  prayed  her  prayer  to  her 
God,  and  in  five  minutes  was  asleep.  Zachariah  ten 
minutes  afterwards  prayed  his  prayer  to  his  God,  and 
lay  down,  but  not  to  sleep.  No  sooner  was  his  head  on 
his  pillow  than  the  play  was  before  his  eyes,  and  Othello, 
Desdemona,  and  lago  moved  and  spoke  again  for  hours. 
Then  came  the  thoughts  with  which  he  had  left  the 
theatre  and  the  revulsion  on  reaching  home.  Burning 
with  excitement  at  what  was  a  discovery  to  him,  he  had 
entered  his  house  with  even  an  enthusiasm  for  his  wife, 
and  an  impatient  desire  to  try  upon  her  the  experiment 
which  he  thought  would  reveal  so  much  to  him  and 
make  him  wealthy  for  ever.  But  when  she  met  him 
he  was  struck  dumb.  He  was  shut  up  again  in  his  old 
prison,  and  what  was  so  hopeful  three  hours  before  was 
all  vanity.  So  he  struggled  through  the  short  night, 
and,  as  soon  as  he  could,  rose  and  went  out.  This  was 
a  frequent  practice,  and  his  wife  was  not  surprised  when 
she  woke  to  find  he  had  gone.  She  was  in  the  best  of 
spirits  again,  and  when  he  returned,  after  offering  him 
the  usual  morning  greeting,  she  inquired  at  once  in  what 
part  of  the  theatre  he  was,  and  why  he  had  not  used  the 
ticket. 

"  We  waited  for  you  till  the  last  moment  ;  we  should 
have  been  too  late  if  we  had  stayed  an  instant  longer, 
and  I  made  sure  you  would  come  directly." 

"  Ticket — what  ticket  ?     I  saw  no  ticket  ?  " 

"  We  left  it  on  the  mantelpiece,  and  there  was  a 
message  with  it." 

His  face  brightened,  but  he  said  nothing.  A  rush 
of  blood  rose  to  his  head  ;  he  moved  towards  her  and 
kissed  her. 


40  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  What  a  wretch  you  must  have  thought  me  !  "  she 
said  half  laughingly,  as  she  instantly  smoothed  her  hair 
again,  which  he  had  ruffled.  "  But  what  has  become 
6i  the  ticket  ?  " 

"  Fell  in  the  fire  most  likely  ;  the  window  was  open 
when  I  came  in,  and  the  draught  blew  the  picture  over 
the  mantelpiece  nearly  off  its  hook." 

The  breakfast  was  the  happiest  meal  they  had  had 
for  months.  Zachariah  did  his  best  to  overcome  his 
natural  indisposition  to  talk.  Except  when  he  was 
very  much  excited,  he  always  found  conversation  with 
his  wife  too  difficult  on  any  save  the  most  commonplace 
topics,  although  he  was  eloquent  enough  in  company 
which  suited  him.  She  listened  to  him,  recalling  with 
great  pleasure  the  events  of  the  preceding  evening. 
She  was  even  affectionate— affectionate  for  her — and 
playfully  patted  his  shoulder  as  he  went  out,  warning 
him  not  to  be  so  late  again.  What  was  the  cause  of  her 
gaiety  ?  Was  she  thinking  improperly  of  the  Major  ? 
No.  If  she  had  gone  with  Zachariah  alone  to  the  theatre 
would  she  have  been  so  cheerful  ?  No.  Did  she  really 
think  she  loved  her  husband  better  ?  Yes.  The  human 
heart,  even  the  heart  of  Mrs.  Coleman,  is  beyond  our 
analysis. 


CHAPTER  IV 

A  Friend  of  the  People 

The  Friends  of  the  People  continued  tlieir  meetings, 
and  Zachariah  attended  regularly,  although,  after  about 
three  months'  experience,  he  began  to  doubt  whether 
any  advance  was  being  made.  The  immediate  subject 
of  discussion  now  was  a  projected  meeting  in  Spitaliields, 
and  each  branch  of  the  Society  was  to  organise  its  own 
contingent.  All  this  was  perfectly  harmless.  There 
was  a  good  deal  of  wild  talk  occasionally  ;  but  it  mostly 
came  from  Mr.  Secretary,  especially  when  he  had  had 
his  beer.  One  evening  he  had  taken  more  than  enough, 
and  was  decidedly  staggering  as  he  walked  down  Lamb's 
Conduit  Street  homewards.  Zachariah  was  at  some 
distance,  and  in  front  of  him,  in  close  converse,  were 
his  shoemaking  friend,  the  Major,  and  a  third  man 
whom  he  could  not  recognise.  The  Secretary  swayed 
himself  across  Holborn  and  into  Chancery  Lane,  the 
others  following.  Presently  they  came  up  to  him, 
passed  him,  and  turned  off  to  the  left,  leaving  him  to 
continue  his  troubled  voyage  southwards.  The  night 
air,  however,  was  a  little  too  much  for  him,  and  when 
he  got  to  Fleet  Street  he  was  under  the  necessity  of 
supporting  himself  against  a  wall.  He  became  more 
and  more  seditious  as  he  became  more  and  more  muddled, 
so  that  at  last  he  attracted  the  attention  of  a  constable 
who  laid  hold  of  him  and  locked  him  up  for  the  night. 
In  the  morning  he  was  very  much  surprised  to  find 
himself  in  a  cell,  feeling  very  miserable,  charged  with 
being  drunk  and  disorderly,  and,  what  was  ten  times 

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42  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

worse,  with  uttering  blasphemy  against  the  Prince 
Regent.  It  may  as  well  be  mentioned  here  that  the 
greatest  precautions  had  been  taken  to  prevent  any 
knowledge  by  the  authorities  of  the  proceedings  of  the 
Friends  of  the  People.  The  Habeas  Corpus  Act  was 
not  yet  suspended,  but  the  times  were  exceedingly 
dangerous.  The  Friends,  therefore,  never  left  in  a 
body  nor  by  the  same  door.  Watch  was  always  kept 
with  the  utmost  strictness,  not  only  on  the  stairs,  but 
from  a  window  which  commanded  the  street.  No 
written  summons  was  ever  sent  to  attend  any  meeting, 
ordinary  or  extraordinary.  Mr.  Secretary,  therefore, 
was  much  disconcerted  when  he  found  that  his  pockets 
were  emptied  of  all  his  ofhcial  documents.  He  lan- 
guished in  his  cell  till  about  twelve  o'clock,  very  sick 
and  very  anxious,  when  he  was  put  into  a  cab,  and,  to 
his  great  surprise,  instead  of  being  taken  to  a  police 
court,  was  carried  to  Whitehall.  There  he  was  intro- 
duced to  an  elderly  gentleman,  who  sat  at  the  head 
of  a  long  table  covered  with  green  cloth.  A  younger 
man,  apparently  a  clerk,  sat  at  a  smaller  table  by  the 
fire  and  wrote,  seeming  to  take  no  notice  whatever  of 
what  was  going  on.  Mr.  Secretary  expected  to  hear 
something  about  transportation,  and  to  be  denounced 
as  an  enemy  of  the  human  race  ;  but  he  was  pleasantly 
disappointed. 

"  Sorry  to  see  a  respectable  person  like  you  in  such 
a  position." 

Mr.  Secretary  wondered  how  the  gentleman  knew 
he  was  respectable  ;  but  was  silent.  He  was  not  now  in 
an  eloquent  or  seditious  humour. 

"  You  may  imagine  that  we  know  you,  or  we  should 
not  have  taken  the  trouble  to  bring  you  here.  We 
should  merely  have  had  you  committed  for  trial." 

The  Secretary  thought  of  his  empty  pockets.  In 
truth  it  was  the  Major  who  had  emptied  them  before 
he  crossed  Holborn  ;  but  of  course  he  suspected  the 
constable. 

"  You  must  be  aware  that  you  have  exposed  yourself 
to  heavy  penalties.  I  prefer,  however,  to  think  of  you 
as  a  well-meaning  but  misguided  person.     What  good 


A  FRIEND  OF  THE  PEOPLE  43 

do  you  think  you  can  do  ?  I  can  assure  you  that  the 
Government  are  fully  aware  of  the  distress  which  pre- 
vails, and  will  do  all  they  can  to  alleviate  it.  If  you 
have  any  grievances,  why  not  seek  their  redress  by 
legitimate  and  constitutional  means  ?  " 

The  Secretary  was  flattered.  He  had  never  been 
brought  face  to  face  with  one  of  the  governing  classes 
before.  He  looked  round  ;  everything  was  so  quiet, 
so  pacific  ;  there  were  no  fetters  nor  thumbscrews  ; 
the  sun  was  lighting  up  the  park  ;  children  were  playing 
in  it,  and  the  necessity  for  a  revolution  was  not  on  that 
particular  spot  quite  apparent. 

A  messenger  now  entered  carrying  some  sandwiches 
and  a  little  decanter  of  wine  on  a  tray,  covered  with 
the  whitest  of  cloths. 

"  It  struck  me,"  continued  the  official,  taking  a  sand- 
wich and  pouring  out  a  glass  of  wine,  "  when  I  heard  of 
your  arrest,  that  I  should  like  myself  to  have  a  talk  with 
you.  We  really  are  most  loth  to  proceed  to  extremities, 
and  you  have,  I  understand,  a  wife  and  children.  I 
need  not  tell  you  what  we  could  do  with  you  if  we  liked. 
Now,  just  consider,  my  friend.  I  don't  want  you  to 
give  up  one  single  principle  ;  but  is  it  worth  your  while 
to  be  sent  to  jail  and  to  have  your  home  broken  up 
merely  because  you  want  to  achieve  your  object  in  the 
wrong  way,  and  in  a  foolish  way  ?  Keep  your  principles  ; 
we  do  not  object  ;  but  don't  go  out  into  the  road  with 
them.  And  you,  as  an  intelligent  man,  must  see  that 
you  will  not  get  what  you  desire  by  violence  as  soon  as 
you  will  by  lawful  methods.  Is  the  difference  between 
us  worth  such  a  price  as  you  will  have  to  pay  ?  " 

The  Secretary  hesitated  ;  he  could  not  speak  ;  he 
was  very  faint  and  nervous. 

"  Ah,  you've  had  nothing  to  eat,  I  dare  say." 

The  bell  was   rung,  and   was  answered   immediately. 

"  Bring  some  bread  and  cheese  and  beer." 

The  bread  and  cheese  and  beer  were  brought. 

"  Sit  down  there  and  have  something  ;  I  will  go  on 
with  my  work,  and  we  will  finish  our  talk  afterwards." 

The  Secretary  could  not  eat  much  bread  and  cheese, 
but  he  Urank  the  beer  greedily. 


44  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

When  he  had  finished  the  clerk  left  the  room.  The 
Commissioner — for  he  was  one  of  the  Commissioners  of 
His  Majesty's  Treasury — followed  him  to  the  door, 
closed  it,  not  without  satisfying  himself  that  the  constable 
was  at  his  post  outside,  returned  to  his  seat,  opened  his 
drawer,  saw  that  a  pistol  and  five  guineas  were  there, 
and  then  began  : 

"  Now,  look  here,  my  dear  sir,  let  me  speak  plainly 
with  you  and  come  to  an  understanding.  We  have 
made  inquiries  about  you  ;  we  believe  you  to  be  a  good 
sort  of  fellow,  and  we  are  not  going  to  prosecute  you. 
We  do  hope,  however,  that,  should  you  hear  anything 
which  is — well — really  treasonable,  you  will  let  us  know. 
Treason,  I  am  sure,  is  as  dreadful  to  you  as  it  is  to  me. 
The  Government,  as  I  said  before,  are  most  desirous 
of  helping  those  who  really  deserve  it  ;  and  to  prove 
this,  as  I  understand  you  are  out  of  work,  just  accept 
that  little  trifle." 

The  guineas  were  handed  to  Mr.  Secretary,  who  looked 
at  them  doubtfully.  With  the  beer  his  conscience  had 
returned,  and  he  broke  out  : 

"  If  you  want  me  to  be  a  d d  spy,  d d  if  I  do  !  " 

The  Commissioner  was  not  in  the  least  disconcerted. 

"  Spy,  my  man  ! — who  mentioned  the  word  ?  The 
money  was  offered  because  you  haven't  got  a  sixpence. 
Haven't  I  told  you  you  are  not  required  to  give  up  a 
single  principle  ?  Have  I  asked  you  to  denounce  a  single 
companion  ?  All  I  have  requested  you  to  do,  as  an 
honest  citizen,  is  to  give  me  a  hint  if  you  hear  of  any- 
thing which  would  be  as  perilous  to  you  as  to  me." 

The  Secretary  after  his  brief  explosion  felt  flaccid. 
He  was  subject  to  violent  oscillations,  and  he  looked 
at  the  five  guineas  again.  He  was  very  weak — weak 
naturally,  and  weaker  through  a  long  course  of  alcohol. 
He  was,  therefore,  prone  to  obscure,  crooked,  silly 
devices,  at  any  rate  when  he  was  sober.  Half  drunk 
he  was  very  bold  ;  but  when  he  had  no  liquor  inside 
him  he  could  not  do  what  was  straight.  He  had  not 
strength  sufficient,  if  two  courses  were  open,  to  cast 
aside  the  one  for  which  there  were  the  fewer  and  less 
conclusive  reasons,  and  to  take  the  proper  path,  as  if 


A  FRIEND  OF  THE  PEOPLE  45 

no  other  were  before  him.  A  sane,  strong  person  is  not 
the  prey  of  reasons  :  a  person  like  Mr.  Secretary  can 
never  free  himself  from  them,  and  after  he  has  arrived 
at  some  kind  of  determination  is  still  uncertain  and 
harks  back.  With  the  roar  of  the  flames  of  the  Cities 
of  the  Plain  in  his  ears,  he  stops,  and  is  half  afraid  that 
it  was  his  duty  after  all  to  stay  and  try  and  put  them 
out.  The  Secretary,  therefore,  pondered  again.  The 
money  was  given  on  no  condition  that  was  worth  any- 
thing. For  aught  he  knew,  the  Commissioner  had  his 
books  and  papers  already.  He  could  take  the  guineas 
and  be  just  as  free  as  he  was  before.  He  could  even 
give  a  part  of  it  to  the  funds  of  the  Friends.  There 
obtruded,  moreover,  visions  of  Newgate,  and  his  hands 
slowly  crept  to  the  coins. 

"  I  am  a  Radical,  sir,  and  I  don't  mind  who  knows 
it." 

"  Nothing  penal  in  that.  Every  man  has  a  right  to 
his  own  political  creed." 

The  fingers  crept  closer  and  touched  the  gold.  , 

"  If  I  thought  you  wanted  to  bribe  me,  I'd  rot  before 
I  had  anything  to  do  with  you." 

The  Commissioner  smiled.  There  was  no  necessity 
to  say  anything  more,  for  the  guineas  were  disappearing 
and  finally,  though  slowly,  chinked  down  into  Mr. 
Secretary's  pocket. 

The  Commissioner  held  out  his  hand. 

The  Secretary  before  he  took  it  looked  loftier  than 
ever. 

"  I  hope  you  understand  me,  sir,  clearly." 

"  I  do  understand  you  clearly." 

The  Secretary  shook  the  hand  ;  the  Commissioner 
went  with  him  to  the  door. 

"  Show  this  gentleman  downstairs." 

The  constable,  without  a  look  of  surprise,  went  down- 
stairs, and  Mr.  Secretary  found  himself  in  the  street. 

Mr.  Commissioner  drank  another  glass  of  wine,  and 
then  pencilled  something  in  a  little  memorandum  book, 
which  he  put  under  the  pistol.  The  drawer  had  two 
locks,  and  he  carefully  locked  both  with  two  little  keys 
attached  to  a  ribbon  which  he  wore  round  his  neck. 


CHAPTER  V 

The  Horizon  Widens 

Jean  Caillaud,  shoemaker,  whom  we  have  met  before, 
commonly  called  John  Kaylow,  friend  of  the  Major  and 
member  of  the  Society  of  the  Friends  of  the  People, 
was  by  birth  a  Frenchman.  He  had  originally  come  to 
this  country  in  1795,  bringing  with  him  a  daughter, 
Pauline,  about  four  or  five  years  old.  Why  he  came 
nobody  knew,  nor  did  anbody  know  who  vi'as  the  mother 
of  the  child.  He  soon  obtained  plenty  of  employment, 
for  he  v/as  an  admirable  workman,  and  learned  to  speak 
English  well.  Pauline  naturally  spoke  both  English 
and  French.  Her  education  was  accomplished  with 
some  difficulty,  though  it  was  not  such  a  task  as  it  might 
have  been,  because  Jean's  occupation  kept  him  at  home  ; 
his  house  being  in  one  of  the  streets  in  that  complication 
of  httle  alleys  and  thoroughfares  to  most  Londoners 
utterly  unknown  ;  within  the  sound  of  St.  Bride's 
nevertheless,  and  lying  about  a  hundred  yards  north 
of  Fleet  Street.  If  the  explorer  goes  up  a  court  nearly 
opposite  Bouverie  Street,  he  will  emerge  from  a  covered 
ditch  into  one  that  is  opened,  about  six  feet  wide.  Pres- 
ently the  ditch  ends  in  another  and  wider  ditch  running 
east  and  west.  The  western  one  turns  northward, 
and  then  westward  again,  roofs  itself  over,  squeezes 
itself  till  it  becomes  little  less  than  a  rectangular  pipe, 
and  finally  discharges  itself  under  an  oil  and  colourman's 
house  in  Fetter  Lane.  The  eastern  arm,  strange  to  say, 
suddenly  expands,  and  one  side  of  it,  for  no  earthly 
reason,  is  set  back  with  an  open  space  in  front  of  it, 

46 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  47 

partitioned  by  low  palings.  Immediately  beyond,  as 
if  in  a  fit  of  sudden  contrition  for  such  extravagance, 
the  passage  or  gutter  contracts  itself  to  its  very  narrowest 
and,  diving  under  a  printing-office  shows  itself  in  Shoe 
Lane.  The  houses  in  these  trenches  were  not  by  any 
means  of  the  worst  kind.  In  the  aforesaid  expan- 
sion they  were  even  genteel,  or  at  any  rate  aspired  to 
be  so,  and  each  had  its  own  brass  knocker  and  kept  its 
front-door  shut  with  decent  sobriety  and  reticence.  On 
the  top  floor  of  one  of  these  tenements  lodged  Jean 
Caillaud  and  Pauline.  They  had  three  rooms  between 
them  ;  one  was  Jean's  bedchamber,  one  Pauline's,  and 
one  was  workroom  and  living-room,  where  Jean  made 
ball-slippers  and  light  goods — this  being  his  branch  of 
the  trade — and  Pauline  helped  him.  The  workroom 
faced  the  north,  and  was  exactly  on  a  level  with  an 
innumerable  multitude  of  red  chimney-pots  pouring 
forth  stinking  smoke  which,  for  the  six  winter  months, 
generally  darkned  the  air  during  the  whole  day.  But 
occasionally  Nature  resumed  her  rights,  and  it  was  pos- 
sible to  feel  that  sky,  stars,  sun,  and  moon  still  existed, 
and  were  not  blotted  out  by  the  obscurations  of  what  is 
called  civilised  life.  There  canie,  occasionally,  wild 
nights  in  October  or  November,  with  a  gale  from  the 
south-west  and  then,  when  almost  everybody  had  gone 
to  bed  and  the  fires  were  out,  the  clouds,  illuminated 
by  the  moon,  rushed  across  the  heavens,  and  the  Great 
Bear  hung  over  the  dismal  waste  of  smutty  tiles  with 
the  same  solemnity  with  which  it  hangs  over  the  moun- 
tains, the  sea,  or  the  desert.  Early  in  the  morning, 
too,  in  sumnier,  between  three  and  four  o'clock  in  June, 
there  were  sights  to  be  seen  worth  seeing.  The  distance 
was  clear  for  miles,  and  the  heights  of  Highgate  were 
visible,  proclaiming  the  gospel  of  a  beyond  and  beyond 
even  to  Kent's  Court,  and  that  its  immediate  surround- 
ings were  mercifully  not  infinite.  The  light  made  even 
the  nearest  bit  of  soot-grimed,  twisted,  rotten  brickwork 
beautiful,  and  occasionally,  but  at  very  rare  intervals, 
the  odour  of  London  was  vanquished,  and  a  genuine 
breath  from  the  Brixton  fields  was  able  to  find  its  way 
uncontaminated    across   the   river.     Jean   and    Pauline 


48  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

were,  on  the  whole,  fond  of  the  court.  They  often 
thought  they  would  prefer  the  country,  and  talked  about 
it ;  but  it  is  very  much  to  be  doubted,  if  they  had  been 
placed  in  Devonshire,  whether  they  would  not  have 
turned  back  uneasily  after  a  time  to  their  garret.  They 
both  liked  the  excitement  of  the  city,  and  the  feeling 
that  they  were  so  near  to  ever^i;hing  that  was  stirring 
in  men's  minds.  The  long  stretch  of  lonely  sea-shore 
is  all  very  well,  very  beautiful,  and,  maybe,  very  instruc- 
tive to  many  people  ;  but  to  most  persons  half-an-hour's 
rational  conversation  is  much  more  profitable.  Pauline 
was  not  a  particularly  beautiful  girl.  Her  hair  was 
black,  and,  although  there  was  a  great  deal  of  it,  it  was 
coarse  and  untidy.  Her  complexion  was  sallow — not 
as  clear  as  it  might  be — and  underneath  the  cheek-bones 
there  were  slight  depressions.  She  had  grown  up  with- 
out an  attachment,  so  far  as  her  father  knew,  and  indeed 
so  far  as  she  knew.  She  had  one  redeeming  virtue — 
redeeming  especially  to  Jean,  who  was  with  her  alone  so 
much.  She  had  an  intellect,  and  it  was  one  which 
sought  for  constant  expression  ;  consequently  she  was 
never  dull.  If  she  was  dull,  she  was  ill.  She  had  none 
of  that  horrible  mental  constriction  which  makes  some 
English  women  so  insupportably  tedious.  The  last 
thing  she  read,  the  last  thing  she  thought,  came  out 
with  vivacity  and  force,  and  she  did  not  need  the  stimu- 
lus of  a  great  excitement  to  reveal  what  was  in  her. 
Living  as  she  did  at  work  side  by  side  with  her  father  all 
day,  she  knew  all  his  thoughts  and  read  all  his  books. 
Neither  of  them  ever  went  to  church.  They  were  not 
atheists,  nor  had  they  entirely  pushed  aside  the  religious 
questions  which  torment  men's  minds.  They  believed 
in  what  they  called  a  Supreme  Being,  whom  they  thought 
to  be  just  and  good  ;  but  they  went  no  further.  They 
were  revolutionary,  and  when  Jean  joined  the  Friends 
of  the  People,  he  and  the  INIajor  and  one  other  man 
became  a  kind  of  interior  secret  committee,  which  really 
directed  the  affairs  of  the  branch.  Companions  they 
had  none,  except  the  Major  and  one  or  two  compatriots  ; 
but  they  were  drawn  to  Zachariah,  and  Zachariah  was 
drawn  to  them,  very  soon  after  he  became  a  member 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  49 

of  the  Society.  The  first  time  he  went  to  Kent's  Court 
with  Jean  was  one  night  after  a  meeting.  The  two 
walked  home  together,  and  Zachariah  turned  in  for  an 
hour,  as  it  was  but  ten  o'clock.  There  had  been  a  grand 
thanksgiving  at  St.  Paul's  that  day.  The  Prince  Regent 
had  returned  thanks  to  Almighty  God  for  the  restora- 
tion of  peace.  The  Houses  of  Parliament  were  there, 
with  the  Foreign  Ambassadors,  the  City  Corporation, 
the  Duke  of  Wellington,  Field-Marshal  Blucher,  peer- 
esses, and  society  generally.  The  Royal  Dukes,  Sussex, 
Kent,  York,  and  Gloucester,  were  each  drawn  by  six 
horses  and  escorted  by  a  separate  party  of  the  Guards. 
It  took  eight  horses  to  drag  the  Prince  himself  to  divine 
service,  and  he,  too,  was  encompassed  by  soldiers.  Ar- 
rived at  the  cathedral,  he  was  marshalled  to  a  kind  of 
pew  surmounted  by  a  lofty  crimson-and-gold  canopy. 
There  he  sat  alone,  worshipped  his  Creator,  and  listened 
to  a  sermon  by  the  Bishop  of  Chester.  Neither  Jean  nor 
Pauline  troubled  themselves  to  go  o-.it,  and  indeed  it 
would  not  have  been  of  much  use  if  they  had  tried  ; 
for  it  was  by  no  means  certain  that  Almighty  God,  who 
had  been  so  kind  as  to  get  rid  of  Napoleon,  would  not 
permit  a  row  in  the  streets.  Consequently,  every  avenue 
which  led  to  the  line  of  the  procession  was  strictly  blocked. 
They  heard  the  music  from  a  distance,  and  although 
they  both  hated  Bonaparte,  it  had  not  a  pleasant  sound 
in  their  ears.  It  was  the  sound  of  triumph  over  French- 
men, and,  furthermore,  with  all  their  dislike  to  the 
tyrant,  they  were  proud  of  his  genius. 

Walking  towards  Clerkenwell  that  evening,  the 
streets  being  clear,  save  for  a  number  of  drunken  men 
and  women,  who  were  testifying  to  the  orthodoxy 
of  their  religious  and  political  faith  by  rolling  about 
the  kennel  in  various  stages  of  intoxication,  Jean  pressed 
Zachariah  to  go  upstairs  with  him.  I'auline  had  pre- 
pared supper  for  herself  and  her  father,  and  a  very  frugal 
meal  it  was,  for  neither  of  them  could  drink  beer  nor 
spirits,  and  they  could  not  afford  wine.  Pauline  and 
Zachariah  were  duly  introduced,  and  Zachariah  looked 
around  him.  The  room  was  not  dirty,  but  it  was  extremely 
unlike  his  own.     Shoe-making  implements  and  unfinished 


50  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

jobs  lay  here  and  there  without  being  "  put  away."  An 
old  sofa  served  as  a  seat,  and  on  it  were  a  pair  of  lasts,  a  bit 
of  a  French  newspaper,  and  a  plateful  of  small  onions  and 
lettuce,  vhich  could  not  find  a  place  on  the  little  table. 
Zachariah,  upstairs  in  Rosoman  Street,  had  often  felt  just 
as  if  he  were  in  his  Sunday  clothes  and  new  boots. 
He  never  could  make  out  what  was  the  reason  for  it. 
There  are  some  houses  in  which  we  are  always  uncom- 
fortable. Our  freedom  is  fettered,  and  we  can  no  more 
take  our  ease  in  them  than  in  a  glass  and  china  shop. 
We  breathe  with  a  sense  of  oppression,  and  the  sur- 
roundings are  like  repellant  chevaux  de  frise.  Zachariah 
had  no  such  feelings  here.  There  was  disorder,  it  is 
true  ;  but,  on  the  other  hand,  there  was  no  polished 
tea-caddy  to  stare  at  him  and  claim  equal  rights  against 
him,  defying  him  to  disturb  it.  He  was  asked  to  sit 
upon  the  sofa,  and  in  so  doing  upset  the  plateful  of 
salad  upon  the  floor.  Pauline  smiled,  was  down  upon 
her  knees  in  an  instant,  before  he  could  prevent  her, 
picked  up  the  vegetables  and  put  them  back  again. 
To  tell  the  truth,  they  were  rather  dirty  ;  and  she, 
therefore,  washed  them  in  a  hand-basin.  Zachariah 
asked  her  if  she  had  been  out  that  day. 

"  I  ? — to  go  with  the  Lord  Mayor  and  bless  the 
good  God  for  giving  us  back  Louis  Bourbon  ?  No, 
Mr.  Coleman  ;  if  the  good  God  did  give  us  Louis  back 
again,  I  wouldn't  bless  Him  for  it,  and  I  don't  think 
He  had  much  to  do  with  it.  So  there  were  two  reasons 
tvhy  I  didn't  go." 

Zachariah  was  a  little  puzzled,  a  little  shocked, 
and  a  little  out  of  his  element. 

I  thought  you   might  have  gone  to  see  the   pro- 
cession and  hear  the  music." 

"  I  hate  processions.  Whenever  I  see  one,  and 
am  squeezed  and  trampled  on  just  because  those  fine 
people  may  ride  by,  1  am  humiliated  and  miserable. 
As  for  the  music,  I  hate  that  too.  It  is  all  ahke,  and 
might  as  well  be  done  by  machinery.  Come,  you  are 
eating  nothing.  What  conspiracy  have  you  and  my 
father  hatched  to-night  ?  " 

"  Conspiracy  1  "    said    Jean.     "  Who    are    the    con- 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  51 

spirators  ?  Not  we.  The  conspirators  are  those  thieves 
who  have  been  to  St.  Paul's  " 

■'  To  give  thanks,"  said  PauHne.  "If  I  were  up 
there  in  the  sky,  shouldn't  I  laugh  at  them.  How 
comical  it  is  !  Did  they  give  thanks  for  Austerlitz 
or  Jena  ?  " 

"  That's  about  the  worst  of  it,"  replied  Jean.  "  It  is 
one  vast  plot  to  make  the  people  believe  lies.  I  shouldn't 
so  much  mind  their  robbing  the  country  of  its  money 
to  keep  themselves  comfortable,  but  what  is  the  meaning 
of  their  Te  Dennis  ?  I  tell  you  again," — and  he  repeated 
the  words  with  much  emphasis — "  it  is  a  vast  plot  to 
make  men  believe  a  lie.  I  abhor  them  for  that  ten  times 
more  than  for  taking  my  money  to  replace  Louis." 

"  Oh,"  resumed  Pauline,  "  if  1  were  only  up  in  the 
sky  for  an  hour,  I  would  have  thundered  and  lightened 
on  them  just  as  they  got  to  the  top  of  Ludgate  Hill, 
and  scattered  a  score  or  so  of  them.  I  wonder  if  they 
would  have  thanked  Providence  for  their  escape  ? 
O  father,  such  a  joke  !  The  Major  told  me  the  other 
day  of  an  old  gentleman  he  knew  who  was  riding  along 
in  his  carriage.  A  fireball  fell  and  killed  the  coachman. 
The  old  gentleman,  talking  about  it  afterwards,  said 
that  "  providentially  it  struck  the  box-seat." 

Zachariah,  although  a  firm  believer  in  his  faith, 
and  not  a  coward,  was  tempted  to  be  silent.  He  was 
heavy  and  slow  in  action,  and  this  kind  of  company 
was  strange  to  him.  Furthermore,  Pauline  was  not 
an  open  enemy,  and  notwithstanding  her  little  blas- 
phemies, she  was  attractive.  But  then  he  remembered 
with  shame  that  he  was  ordered  to  testify  to  the  truth 
wherever  he  might  be,  and  unable  to  find  anything 
of  his  own  by  which  he  could  express  himself,  a  text 
of  the  Bible  came  into  his  mind,  and,  half  to  himself, 
he  repeated  it  aloud  : 

"  I  form  the  light  and  create  darkness  :  I  make 
peace  and  create  evil  ;  I  the  Lord  do  all  these  things." 

"  What  is  that  ?  "  said  Jean.     "  Repeat  it." 

Zachariah  slowly  repeated  it.  He  had  intended 
to  add  to  it  something  which  might  satisfy  his  con- 
science and  rebuke  I^auline,  but  he  could  not. 


52  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  Whence  is  that  ?  "  said  Jean. 

"  From  the  Bible  ;  give  me  one  and  I  will  show  it  to 
you." 

There  was  no  English  Bible  in  the  house.  It  was  a 
book  not  much  used  ;  but  Pauline  presently  produced 
a  French  version,  and  Jean  read  the  passage — "  Qui 
forme  la  lumi^re,  et  qui  cree  les  ietiebres  ;  qui  fait  la  paix, 
et  qui  cree  I'adversite  ;  c'est  mot,  I'Eternel,  qui  fais 
toutes  les  cJioses  Id." 

Pauline  bent  over  her  father  and  read  it  again. 

"  '  Qui  cree  I'adversite,'  "  she  said.  "  Do  you  believe 
that  ?  " 

"  If  it  is  there  I  do,"  said  Zachariah. 

"  Well,  I  don't." 

"  What's  adversity  to  hell  fire  ?  If  He  made  hell- 
fire,  why  not  adversity  ?  Besides,  if  He  did  not,  who 
did  ?  " 

"  Don't  know  a  bit,  and  don't  mean  to  bother  my- 
self about  it." 

"  Right  !  "  broke  in  Jean — "  right,  my  child  ;  bother 
- — that  is  a  good  word.  Don't  bother  yourself  about 
anything  when— bothering  will  not  benefit.  There 
is  so  much  in  the  world  which  will— bear  a  botheration 
out  of  which  some  profit  will  arise.  Now,  then,  clear 
the  room,  and  let  Zachariah  see  your  art." 

The  plates  and  dishes  were  all  put  in  a  heap  and 
the  table  pushed  aside.  Pauline  retired  for  a  few 
moments,  and  presently  came  back  in  a  short  dress 
of  black  velvet,  which  reached  about  half-way  down 
from  the  knee  to  the  ankle.  It  was  trimmed  with 
red  ;  she  had  stuck  a  red  artificial  flower  in  her  hair, 
and  had  on  a  pair  of  red  stockings  with  dancing  slippers, 
probably  of  her  own  make.  Over  her  shoulders  was 
a  light  gauzy  shawl.  Her  father  took  his  station  in 
a  corner,  and  motioned  to  Zachariah  to  compress  him- 
self into  another.  By  dint  of  some  little  management 
and  piling  up  the  chairs  an  unoccupied  space  of  about 
twelve  feet  square  was  obtained.  Pauline  began 
dancing,  her  father  accompanying  her  with  an  oboe. 
It  was  a  very  curious  performance.  It  was  nothing  like 
ordinary  opera-dancing,  and  equally  unlike  any  move- 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  53 

ment  ever  seen  at  a  ball.  It  was  a  series  of  graceful 
evolutions  with  the  shawl  which  was  flung,  now  on  one 
shoulder  and  now  on  the  other,  each  movement  ex- 
quisitely resolving  itself,  with  the  most  perfect  ease, 
into  the  one  following,  and  designed  apparently  to 
show  the  capacity  of  a  beautiful  figure  for  poetic  ex- 
pression. Wave  fell  into  wave  along  every  line  of  her 
body,  and  occasionally  a  posture  was  arrested,  to  pass 
away  in  an  instant  into  some  new  combination.  There 
was  no  definite  character  in  the  dance  beyond  mere 
beauty.  It  was  melody  for  melody's  sake.  A  re- 
markable change,  too,  came  over  the  face  of  the  per- 
former. She  looked  serious  ;  but  it  was  not  a  serious- 
ness produced  by  any  strain.  It  was  rather  the  calm 
which  is  found  on  the  face  of  the  statue  of  a  goddess. 
In  none  of  her  attitudes  was  there  a  trace  of  coquettish- 
ness,  although  some  were  most  attractive.  One  in 
particular  was  so.  She  held  a  corner  of  the  shawl  high 
above  her  with  her  right  hand,  and  her  right  foot  was 
advanced  so  as  to  show  her  whole  frame  extended 
excepting  the  neck  ;  the  head  being  bent  downward 
and  sideways. 

Suddenly  Jean  ceased  ;  Pauline  threw  the  shawl 
over  both  her  shoulders,  made  a  profound  curtsey, 
and  retired  ;  but  in  five  minutes  she  was  back  again 
in  her  ordinary  clothes.  Zachariah  was  in  sore  con- 
fusion.    He  had  never  seen  anything  of  the  kind  before. 

He  had  been  brought  up  in  a  school  which  would  have 
considered  such  an  exhibition  as  the  work  of  the  devil. 
He  was  distressed  too  to  find  that  the  old  Adam  was 
still  so  strong  within  him  that  he  detected  a  secret 
pleasure  in  what  he  had  seen.  He  would  have  liked 
to  have  got  up  and  denounced  Jean  and  Pauline,  but 
somehow  he  could  not.  His  great  great  grandfather 
would  have  done  it,  beyond  a  doubt,  but  Zachariah 
sat  still. 

"  Did  you  ever  perform  in  public  ?  "  he  asked. 

"  No.  I  was  taught  when  I  was  very  young  ;  but 
I  have  never  danced  except  to  please  father  and  his 
friends." 

Tiiis  was  a  relief,  and  some  kind  of  an  excuse.    Ho 


54  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

felt  not  quite  such  a  reprobate  ;  but  again  he  reflected 
that  when  he  was  looking  at  her  he  did  not  know  that 
she  was  not  in  a  theatre  every  night  in  the  week.  He 
expected  that  Jean  would  offer  some  further  explana- 
tion of  the  unusual  accomplishment  which  his  daughter 
had  acquired  ;  but  he  was  silent,  and  Zachariah  rose  to 
depart,  for  it  was  eleven  o'clock.  Jean  apparently 
was  a  little  restless  at  the  absence  of  approval  on  Zacha- 
riah's  part,  and  at  last  he  said  abruptly  : 

"  What  do  you  think  of  her  ?  " 

Zachariah  hesitated,  and  Pauline  came  to  the  rescue. 

"  Father,  what  a  shame  !  Don't  put  him  in  such  an 
awkward  position." 

"  It  was  very  wonderful,"  stammered  Zachariah, 
"  but  we  are  not  used  to  that  kind  of  thing." 

"  Who  are  the  '  we  '  ?  "  said  Pauline.  "  Ah,  of 
course  you  are  Puritans.  I  am  a — what  do  you  call 
it  ? — a  daughter,  no,  that  isn't  it — a  child  of  the  devil. 
I  won't  have  that  though.  My  father  isn't  the  devil. 
Even  yoii  wouldn't  say  that,  Mr.  Coleman.  Ah,  I  have 
no  business  to  joke,  you  look  so  solemn  ;  you  think 
my  tricks  are  satanic  ;  but  what  was  it  in  your  book, 
'  C'est  tnoi,  I'Eternel,  qui  fats  toutes  les  choses  Id'  ?" 
and  as  Zachariah  advanced  to  the  doors  he  made  him 
a  bow  with  a  grace  which  no  lady  of  quality  could  have 
surpassed. 

He  walked  home  with  many  unusual  thoughts. 
It  was  the  first  time  he  had  ever  been  in  the  company 
of  a  woman  of  any  liveliness  of  temperament,  and  with 
an  intellect  which  was  on  equal  terms  with  that  of  a 
man.  In  his  own  Calvinistic  Dissenting  society'  the 
pious  women  who  were  members  of  the  church  took 
little  or  no  interest  in  the  mental  life  of  their  husband. 
They  read  no  books,  knew  nothing  of  politics,  were 
astonishingly  ignorant,  and  lived  in  their  household 
duties.  To  be  with  a  woman  who  could  stand  up  against 
him  was  a  new  experience.  Here  was  a  girl  to  whom 
every  thought  her  father  possessed  was  familiar  ! 

But  there  was  another  experience.  From  his  youth 
upwards  he  had  been  trained  with  every  weapon  in 
the   chapel   armoury,    and   yet   he   now   found   himself 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  55 

as  powerless  as  the  merest  novice  to  prevent  the  very- 
sinful  occupation  of  dwelling  upon  every  attitude  of 
Pauline,  and  outlining  every  one  of  her  limbs.  Do 
what  he  might,  her  image  was  for  ever  before  his  eyes, 
and  reconstructed  itself  after  every  attempt  to  abolish 
it,  just  as  a  reflected  image  in  a  pool  slowly  but  in- 
evitably gathers  itself  together  again  after  each 
disturbance  of  the  water.  When  he  got  home,  he 
found,  to  his  surprise,  that  his  wife  was  still  sitting 
up.  She  had  been  to  the  weekly  prayer-meeting, 
and  was  not  in  a  very  pleasant  temper.  She  was  not 
spiteful,  but  unusually  frigid.  She  felt  herself  to 
be  better  than  her  husband,  and  she  asked  him  if  he 
could  not  arrange  in  future  that  his  political  meetings 
might  not  interfere  with  his  religious  duties. 

"  Your  absence,  too,  was  noticed,  and  Mrs.  Carver 
asked  me  how  it  was  that  ]\Ir.  Coleman  could  let  me 
go  home  alone.  She  offered  to  tell  Mr.  Carver  to  come 
home  with  me  ;    but  I  refused." 

Delightfully  generous  of  Mrs.  Carver  !  That  was 
the  sort  of  kindness  for  which  she  and  many  of  her 
Pike  Street  friends  were  so  distinguished  ;  and  Mrs. 
Coleman  not  only  felt  it  deeply,  but  was  glad  of  the 
opportunity  of  letting  Mr.  Coleman  know  how  good  the 
Carvers  were. 

It  was  late,  but  Mrs.  Coleman  produced  the  Bible. 
Zachariah  opened  it  rather  mechanically.  They  were 
going  regularly  through  it  at  family  worship,  and  had 
got  into  Numbers.  The  portion  for  that  evening  was 
part  of  the  26th  chapter  :  "  And  these  are  they  that 
were  numbered  of  the  Levites  after  their  families  ; 
of  Gershon,  the  family  of  the  Gershonites  :  of  Kohath, 
the  family  of  the  Kohathites  :  of  Merari,  the  family 
of  the  Merarites,"  &c.,  &c.  Zachariah,  having  read  about 
a  dozen  verses,  knelt  down  and  prayed  ;  but,  alas, 
even  in  his  prayer  he  saw  Pauline's  red  stockings. 

The  next  morning  his  wife  was  more  pleasant,  and 
even  talkative — talkative,  that  is  to  say,  for  her. 
Something  had  struck  her. 

"  My  dear,"  quoth  she,  as  they  sat  at  breakfast,  "  what 
a  pity  it  is  that  the  Major  is  not  a  converted  character  I  " 


56  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

Zachariah  could  not  but  think  so  too. 
"  I  have  been  wondering  if  we  could  get  him  to  attend 
our  chapel.     Who  knows  ? — some  word  might  go  to  his 
heart  which   might    be   as    the    seed    sown    on    good 
ground." 

"  Have  you  tried  to  convert  him  yourself  ?  " 
"  Oh  no,   Zachariah  !     I   don't  think  that  would   be 
quite  proper." 

She  screwed  up  her  lips  a  little,  and  then,  looking 
down  at  her  knees  very  demurely,  smoothed  her  apron. 
"  Why  not,  my  dear  ?  Surely  it  is  our  duty  to 
testify  to  the  belief  that  is  in  us.  Poor  Christiana, 
left  alone,  says,  as  you  will  remember,  '  O  neighbour, 
knew  you  but  as  much  as  I  do,  I  doubt  not  but  that 
you  would  go  with  me.'  " 

"  Ah,  yes,  that  was  all  very  well  then."  She  again 
smoothed  her  apron.  "  Besides,  you  know,"  she 
added  suddenly,  "there  were  no  public  means  of  grace 
in  the  City  Of  Destruction.  Have  you  said  anything 
to  the  Major  ?  " 
"No." 

She  did  not  push  her  advantage,  and  the  unpleasant 
fact  again  stood  before  Zachariah' s  eyes,  as  it  had 
stood  a  hundred  times  before  them  lately,  that  when 
he  had  been  with  sinners  he  had  been  just  what 
they  were,  barring  the  use  of  profane  language.  What 
had  he  done  for  his  master  with  the  Major,  with  Jean, 
and  with  Pauline  ? — and  the  awful  figure  of  the  Crucified 
seemed  to  rise  before  him  and  rebuke  him.  He  was 
wretched  :  he  had  resolved  over  and  over  again  to 
break  out  against  those  who  belonged  to  the  world, 
to  abjure  them  and  all  their  works.  Somehow  or  other, 
though,  he  had  not  done  it. 

"  Suppose,"  said  Mrs.  Zachariah,  "  we  were  to  ask 
the  Major  here  on  Sunday  afternoon  to  tea,  and  to 
chapel  afterwards." 

"  Certainly."  He  was  rather  pleased  with  the 
proposition.  He  would  be  able  to  bear  witness  in 
this  way  at  any  rate  to  the  truth. 

"  Perhaps  we  might  at  the  same  time  ask  Jean  Caillaud, 
his  friend.    Would  to  God  " — his  wife  started — "  would 


THE  HORIZON  WIDENS  57 

to  God,"  he  exclaimed  fervently,  "  that  these  men 
could  be  brought  into  the  Church  of  Christ !  " 

"  To  be  sure.     Ask  Mr.  Caillaud,  then,  too." 

"  If  we  do,  we  must  ask  his  daughter  also  ;  he  would 
not  go  out  without  her." 

"  I  was  not  aware  he  had  a  daughter.  You  never 
told  me  anything  about  her." 

"  I  never  saw  her  till  the  other  evening." 

"  I  don't  know  anything  of  her.  She  is  a  foreigner 
too.     I  hope  she  is  a  respectable  young  person." 

"  I  know  very  little  ;  but  she  is  more  English  than 
foreign.  Jean  has  been  here  a  good  many  years,  and 
she  came  over  when  she  was  quite  young.  I  think  she 
must  come." 

"  Very  well."     And  so  it  was  settled. 

Zachariah  that  night  vowed  to  his  Redeemer  that, 
come  what  might,  he  would  never  again  give  Him 
occasion  to  look  at  him  with  averted  face  and  ask  if  he 
was  ashamed  of  Him.  The  text  ran  in  his  ears  :  "  Who- 
soever therefore  shall  be  ashamed  oj  me  and  of  My  words 
in  this  adulterous  and  sinful  generation,  of  him  also  shall 
the  Son  of  man  be  ashamed,  when  He  cometh  in  the  glory 
of  His  Father  with  the  holy  angels." 


CHAPTER  VI 

Tea  X  La  Mode 

Sunday  afternoon  came.  It  was  the  strangest  party. 
J.  ^aii..t,  on  being  introduced  to  Mrs.  Coleman,  made  a 
profound  curtsey,  which  Mrs.  Coleman  returned  by  an 
inclination  of  her  head,  as  if  she  consented  to  recognise 
Pauline,  but  to  go  no  further.  Tea  was  served  early,  as 
chapel  began  at  half-past  six.  Mrs.  Coleman,  although 
it  was  Sunday,  was  very  busy.  She  had  made  hot 
buttered  toast,  and  she  had  bought  some  muffins,  but 
had  appeased  her  conscience  by  telling  the  boy  that  she 
would  not  pay  for  them  till  Monday.  The  milk  was 
always  obtained  on  the  same  terms.  She  also  purchased 
some  water-cresses  ;  but  the  water-cress  man  demanded 
prompt  cash  settlement,  and  she  was  in  a  strait.  At 
last  the  desire  for  the  water-cresses  prevailed,  and  she 
said  : 

"  How  much  ?  " 

"  Three-halfpence." 

"  Now,  mind  I  give  you  twopence  for  yourself — mind 
I  give  it  you.  I  do  not  approve  of  buying  and  selling  on 
Sunday.  We  will  settle  about  the  other  ha'porth  another 
time."  * 

"  All  right,  ma'am  ;  if  you  like  it  that  way,  it's  no 
odds  to  me  ;  "  and  Mrs.  Coleman  went  her  way  upstairs 
really  believing  that  she  had  prevented  the  commission 
of  a  crime. 

Let  those  of  us  cast  the  stone  who  can  take  oath  that 
in  their  own  morality  there  is  no  casuistry.  Probably 
ours  is  worse  than  hers,  because  hers  was  traditional  and 
ours  is  self-manufactured. 

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TEA  A  LA  MODE  59 

Everything  being  at  last  in  order,  Mrs.  Coleman, 
looking  rather  warm,  but  still  very  neat  and  very  charm- 
ing, sat  at  the  head  of  the  table,  with  her  back  to  the 
fireplace  ;  the  Major  was  on  her  right,  Jean  on  her  left, 
Pauline  next  to  him,  and  opposite  to  her  Zachariah. 
Zachariah  and  his  wife  believed  in  asking  a  blessing  on 
their  food  ;  but,  curiously  enough,  in  18 14,  even  amongst 
the  strictest  sort,  it  had  come  to  be  the  custom  not  to 
ask  it  at  breakfast  or  tea,  but  only  at  dinner  ;  although 
breakfast  and  tea  in  those  days  certainly  needed  a  bless- 
ing as  much  as  dinner,  for  they  were  substantial  meals. 
An  exception  was  made  in  favour  of  public  tea-meetings. 
At  a  public  tea-meeting  a  blessing  was  always  asked  and 
a  hymn  was  always  sung. 

For  some  time  nothing  remarkable  was  said.  The 
weather  was  very  hot,  and  Mrs.  Coleman  complained. 
It  had  been  necessary'  to  keep  up  a  fire  for  the  sake  of  the 
kettle.  The  Major  promptly  responded  to  her  confession 
of  faintness  by  opening  the  window  wider,  by  getting  a 
shawl  to  put  over  the  back  of  her  chair  ;  and  these  little 
attentions  she  rewarded  by  smiles  and  particular  watch- 
fulness over  his  plate  and  cup.  At  last  he  and  Jean  fell 
to  talking  about  the  jubilee  which  was  to  take  place  on 
the  first  of  the  next  month  to  celebrate  the  centenary 
of  the  "  accession  of  the  illustrious  family  of  Brunswick 
to  the  throne  "• — so  ran  the  public  notice.  There  was 
to  be  a  grand  display  in  the  parks,  a  sham  naval  action 
on  the  Serpentine,  and  a  balloon  ascent. 

"  Are  you  going,  Caillaud  ?  "  said  the  Major.  "  It 
will  be  a  holiday." 

"  We,"  cried  Pauline — "  we  !  I  should  think  not. 
We  go  to  rejoice  over  your  House  of  Brunswick  ;  and  it 
is  to  be  the  anniversary  of  your  battle  of  the  Nile  too  ! 
We  go  !     No,  no." 

"  What's  your  objection  to  the  House  of  Brunswick  ? 
And  as  for  the  battle  of  the  Nile,  you  are  no  friend  to 
Napoleon."  So  replied  the  Major,  who  always  took  a 
pleasure  in  exciting  Pauline. 

"  The  House  of  Brunswick  !  Why  should  we  thank 
God  for  them  ;  thank  God  for  the  stupidest  race  that  ever 
sat  upon  a  throne  ;    thank  God  for  stupidity — and  in  a 


6o  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  .LANE 

king,  Major  ?  God,  the  Maker  of  the  sun  and  stars — 
to  call  upon  the  nation  to  bless  Him  for  your  Prince 
Regent.  As  for  the  Nile,  I  am,  as  you  say,  no  friend  to 
Napoleon,  but  I  am  French.  It  is  horrible  to  me  to 
think — I  saw  him  the  other  day — that  your  Brunswick 
Prince  is  in  London  and  Napoleon  is  in  Elba." 

"God,  after  all,"  said  the  Major,  laughing,  "  is  not 
so  hostile  to  stupidity,  then,  as  you  suppose." 

"  Ah  !  don't  plague  me.  Major  ;  that's  what  5'ou  are 
always  trying  to  do.  I'm  not  going  to  thank  the 
Supreme  for  the  Brunswicks.  I  don't  believe  He  wanted 
them  here." 

Pauline's  religion  was  full  of  the  most  lamentable 
inconsistencies,  which  the  Major  was  very  fond  of  expos- 
ing, but  without  much  effect,  and  her  faith  was  restored 
after  every  assault  with  wonderful  celerity.  By  way  of 
excuse  for  her  we  may  be  permitted  to  say  that  a  per- 
fectly consistent,  unassailable  creed,  in  which  conclusion 
follows  from  premiss  is  unimpeachable  order,  is  impos- 
sible. We  cannot  construct  such  a  creed  about  any 
man  or  woman  we  know,  and  least  of  all  about  the 
universe.  We  acknowledge  opposites  which  we  have 
no  power  to  bring  together  ;  and  Pauline,  although  she 
knew  nothing  of  philosophy,  may  not  have  been 
completely  wrong  with  her  Supreme  who  hated  the 
Brunswicks  and  nevertheless  sanctioned  Carlton 
House. 

Pauline  surprised  ]\Irs.  Zachariah  considerably.  A 
woman,  and  more  particularly  a  young  woman,  even 
supposing  her  to  be  quite  orthodox,  who  behaved  in  that 
style  amongst  the  members  of  Pike  Street,  would  have 
been  like  a  wild  seagull  in  a  farm-yard  of  peaceful,  cluck- 
ing, brown-speckled  fowls.  All  the  chapel  maidens  and 
matrons,  of  course,  were  serious  ;  but  their  seriousness 
was  decent  and  in  order.  Mrs.  Coleman  was  therefore 
scandalised,  nervous,  and  dumb.  Jean,  as  his  manner 
was  when  his  daughter  expressed  herself  strongly,  was 
also  silent.  His  love  for  her  was  a  consuming,  hungry 
fire.  It  utterly  extinguished  all  trace,  not  merely  of 
selfishness,  but  of  self,  in  him,  and  he  was  perfectly 
content,  when  Pauline  spoke  well,  to  remain  quiet,  and 


TEA  A  LA  MODE  6i 

not  allow  a  word  of  his  to  disturb  the  effect  which  he 
thought  she  ought  to  produce. 

The  Major,  as  a  man  of  the  world,  thought  the  con- 
versation was  becoming  a  little  too  metaphysical,  and 
asked  Mrs.  Coleman  gaily  if  she  would  like  to  see  the 
fete. 

"  Really,  I  hardly  know  what  to  say.  I  suppose  " 
— and  this  was  said  with  a  peculiar  acidity — ■"  there  is 
nothing  wrong  in  it  ?  Zachariah,  my  dear,  would  you 
like  to  go  ?  " 

Zachariah  did  not  reply.  His  thoughts  were  elsewhere. 
But  at  last  the  spirit  moved  in  him  : 

"  Miss  Pauline,  your  Supreme  Being  won't  help  you 
very  far.  There  is  no  light  save  in  God's  Holy  Word. 
God  hath  concluded  them  all  in  unbelief  that  He  might 
have  mercy  upon  all.  As  by  one  man's  disobedience 
many  were  made  sinners,  so  by  the  obedience  of  One 
shall  many  be  made  righteous.  That  is  the  explanation  ; 
that  is  the  gospel.  God  allows  all  this  wickedness  that 
His  own  glory  may  be  manifested  thereby,  and  His  own 
love  in  sending  Jesus  Christ  to  save  us  :  that,  as  sin  hath 
reigned  unto  death,  even  so  might  grace  reign  through 
righteousness  unto  eternal  life  by  Jesus  Christ  our  Lord. 
Do  you  ask  me  why  does  God  wink  at  the  crimes  of  kings 
and  murderers  ?  What  if  God,  willing  to  show  His 
wrath,  and  to  make  His  power  known,  endured  with 
much  long-suffering  the  vessels  of  wrath  fitted  to  destruc- 
tion, and  that  He  might  make  known  the  riches  of  His 
glory  on  the  vessels  of  mercy  which  He  had  afore  pre- 
pared unto  glory,  even  us  whom  He  had  called  ?  Miss 
Pauline,  the  mere  light  of  human  reason  will  never  save 
you  or  give  you  peace.  Unless  you  1:)elieve  God's  Word 
you  are  lost  ;  lost  here  and  hereafter  ;  lost  here  even, 
for  until  you  believe  it  you  wander  in  a  fog  of  ever  deepen- 
ing confusion.     All  is  dark  and  inexplicable." 

Being  very  much  excited,  he  used  largely  the  words 
of  St.  Paul,  and  not  his  own.  How  cleai  it  all  seemed 
to  him,  how  indisputable  !  Childish  association  and 
years  of  imquestioning  repetition  gave  an  absolute  cer- 
tainty to  what  was  almost  unmeaning  to  other  people. 

Mrs.  Zachariah,  although  she  had  expressed  a  strong 


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desire  for  the  Major's  conversion,  and  was  the  only  other 
representative  of  the  chapel  present,  was  very  fidgety 
and  uncomfortable  during  this  speech.  She  had  an  ex- 
quisite art,  which  she  sometimes  practised,  of  dropping 
her  husband,  or  rather  bringing  him  down.  So,  when 
there  was  a  pause,  everybody  being  moved  at  least  by 
his  earnestness,  she  said  : 

"  My  dear,  will  you  take  any  more  tea  ?  " 

He  was  looking  on  the  table-cloth,  with  his  head  on 
his  hands,  and  did  not  answer. 

"  Major  Maitland,  may  I  give  you  some  more  tea  ?  " 

"  No,  thank  you."  The  Major  too  was  impressed— 
more  impressed  than  the  lady  who  sat  next  to  him,  and 
she  felt  rebuffed  and  annoyed.  To  Pauline,  Zachariah 
had  spoken  Hebrew  ;  but  his  passion  was  human,  and 
her  heart  leapt  out  to  meet  him,  although  she  knew  not 
what  answer  to  make.  Her  father  was  in  the  same 
position  ;  but  the  Major's  case  was  a  little  different. 
He  had  certainly  at  some  time  or  other  read  the  Epistle 
to  the  Romans,  and  some  expressions  were  not  entirely 
unfamiliar  to  him. 

"  '  Vessels  of  wrath  fitted  to  destruction  !  ' — a  strong 
and  noble  phrase.  Who  are  your  vessels  of  wrath, 
Coleman  ?  " 

Caillaud  and  Pauline  saw  a  little  light,  but  it  was 
speedily  eclipsed  again. 

"  The  unregenerate." 

"  Who  are  they  ?  " 

"  Those  whom  God  has  not  called." 

"  Castlereagh,  Liverpool,  Sidmouth,  and  the  rest  of 
the  gang,  for  example  ?  " 

Zachariah  felt  that  the  moment  had  come. 

"  Yes,  yes  ;  but  not  only  they.  More  than  they. 
God  help  me  if  I  deny  the  Cross  of  Christ — all  of  us  into 
whose  hearts  God's  grace  has  not  been  poured — we, 
you,  all  of  us,  if  we  have  not  been  born  of  the  Spirit  and 
redeemed  by  the  sacrifice  of  His  Son." 

Zachariah  put  in  the  "  us  "  and  the  "  we,"  it  will  be 
observed.  It  was  a  concession  to  blunt  the  sharpness 
of  that  dreadful  dividing-line. 

"  We  ?     Not  yourself,  Caillaud,  and  Pauline  ?  '* 


TEA  A  LA  MODE  63 

He  could  not  face  the  question.  Something  within 
him  said  that  he  ought  to  have  gone  further*;  that  he 
eight  to  have  singled  out  the  Major,  Caillaud,  and 
Pauline  ;  held  them  fast,  looked  straight  into  their  eyes, 
and  told  them  each  one  there  and  then  that  they  were 
in  the  bonds  of  iniquity,  sold  unto  Satan,  and  in  danger 
of  hell-fire.  But,  alas  !  he  was  at  least  a  century  and  a 
half  too  late.  He  struggled,  wrestled,  self  against  self, 
and  failed,  not  through  want  of  courage,  but  because  he 
wanted  a  deeper  conviction.  The  system  was  still  the 
same,  even  to  its  smallest  details,  but  the  application 
had  become  difficult.  The  application,  indeed,  was  a 
good  deal  left  to  the  sinner  himself.  That  was  the  differ- 
ence. Phrases  had  been  invented  or  discovered  which 
served  to  express  modern  hesitation  to  bring  the  accepted 
doctrine  into  actual,  direct,  week-day  practice.  It  was 
in  that  way  that  it  was  gradually  bled  into  impotence. 
One  of  these  phrases  came  into  his  mind.  It  was  from 
his  favourite  author  : 

"  '  Who  art  thou  that  judgest  ?  '  It  is  not  for  me, 
Major  Maitland." 

Ah,  but,  Zachariah,  do  you  not  remember  that  Paul 
is  not  speaking  of  those  who  deny  the  Lord,  but  of  the 
weak  in  faith  ;  of  differences  in  eating  and  drinking,  and 
the  observation  of  days  ?  Whether  he  remembered  it  or 
not,  he  could  say  no  more.  Caillaud,  the  Major,  Pauline, 
condemned  to  the  everlasting  consequences  of  the  wrath 
of  the  Almighty  !  He  could  not  pronounce  such  a  sen- 
tence, and  yet  his  conscience  whispered  that  just  for 
want  of  the  last  nail  in  a  sure  place  what  he  had  built 
would  come  tumbling  to  the  ground.  During  the  con- 
versation the  time  had  stolen  away,  and,  to  their  horror, 
Zachariah  and  his  wife  discovered  that  it  was  a  quarter- 
past  six.  He  hastily  informed  his  guests  that  he  had 
hoped  they  would  attend  him  to  his  chapel.  Would  they 
go  ?  The  Major  consented.  He  had  nothing  particular 
on  hand,  but  Caillaud  and  Pauline  refused.  Zachariah 
was  particularly  urgent  that  these  two  should  accom- 
pany him,  but  they  were  steadfast,  for  all  set  religious 
performances  were  hateful  to  them. 

"  No,  Coleman,  no  more  ;   I  know  what  it  all  means." 


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"  And  I,"  added  Pauline,  "  cannot  sit  still  with  so 
many  respectable  people  ;  I  never  could.  I  have  been 
to  church,-  and  always  felt  impelled  to  do  something 
peculiar  in  it  which  would  have  made  them  turn  me  out. 
I  cannot,  too,  endure  preaching.  I  cannot  tolerate  that 
man  up  in  the  pulpit  looking  down  over  all  the  people — 
so  wise  and  so  self-satisfied.  I  want  to  pull  him  out  and 
say,  '  Here,  you,  sir,  come  here  and  let  me  see  if  you  can 
tell  me  two  or  three  things  I  want  to  know.'  Then, 
Mr.  Coleman,  I  am  never  well  in  a  great  building,  especi- 
ally in  a  church  ;  I  have  such  a  weight  upon  my  head 
as  if  the  roof  were  resting  on  it." 

He  looked  mournfully  at  her,  but  there  was  no  time 
to  remonstrate.  Mrs.  Zachariah  was  ready,  in  her  Sun- 
day best  of  sober  bluish  cloud-colour.  Although  it  was 
her  Sunday  best,  there  was  not  a  single  thread  of  finery 
on  it,  and  there  was  not  a  single  crease  nor  spot.  She 
bade  Caillaud  and  Pauline  good-bye  with  much  cheerful- 
ness, and  tripped  downstairs.  The  Major  had  preceded 
her,  but  Zachariah  lingered  for  a  moment  with  the  other 
two. 

"  Come,  my  dear,  make  haste,  we  shall  be  so  late." 

"  Go  on  with  the  Major  ;  I  shall  catch  you  in  a  mo- 
ment ;  I  walk  faster  than  you.  I  must  close  the 
window  a  trifle,  and  take  two  or  three  of  the  coals  off 
the  fire." 

Caillaud  and  Pauline  lingered  too.  The  three  were 
infinitely  nearer  to  one  another  than  they  knew.  Zacha- 
riah thought  he  was  so  far,  and  yet  he  was  so  close.  The 
man  rose  up  behind  the  Calvinist,  and  reached  out  arms 
to  touch  and  embrace  his  friends. 

"  Good-bye,  Caillaud  ;  good-bye,  Pauline  !  May 
God  in  His  mercy  bless  and  save  you.  God  bless 
you  !  " 

Caillaud  looked  steadfastly  at  him  for  a  moment, 
and  then,  in  his  half -forgotten  French  fashion,  threw 
his  arms  round  his  neck,  and  the  two  remained  for  a 
moment  locked  together,  Pauline  standing  by  herself 
apart.  She  came  forward,  took  Zachariah's  hand, 
when  it  was  free,  in  both  her  own,  held  her  head  back 
a  little,  as  if  for  clearness  of  survey,  and  said  slowly. 


TEA  A  LA  MODE  65 

"  God  bless  you,  Mr.  Coleman."  She  then  went  down- 
stairs. Her  father  followed  her,  and  Zachariah  went 
after  his  wife  and  the  Major,  whom,  however,  he  did 
not  overtake  till  he  reached  the  chapel  door,  where 
they  were  both  waiting  for  him. 


C  ^APTER  VII 

Jephthah 

The  Reverend  Thomas  Bradshaw,  of  Pike  Street  Meet- 
ing-House, was  not  a  descendant  from  Bradshaw  the 
regicide,  but  claimed  that  he  belonged  to  the  same 
family.  He  was  in  1814  about  fifty  years  old,  and 
minister  of  one  of  the  most  important  churches  in  the 
eastern  part  of  London.  He  was  tall  and  spare,  and 
showed  his  height  in  the  pulpit,  for  he  always  spoke 
without  a  note,  and  used  a  small  Bible,  which  he  held 
close  to  his  eyes.  He  was  a  good  classical  scholar,  and 
he  understood  Hebrew,  too,  as  well  as  few  men  in  that 
day  understood  it.  He  had  a  commanding  figure,  ruled 
his  church  like  a  despot  ;  had  a  crowded  congregation, 
of  which  the  larger  portion  was  masculine  ;  and  believed 
in  predestination  and  the  final  perseverance  of  the 
saints.  He  was  rather  unequal  in  his  discourses,  for 
he  had  a  tendency  to  moodiness,  and,  at  times,  even  to 
hypochondria.  When  this  temper  was  upon  him  he 
was  combative  or  melancholy  ;  and  sometimes,  to  tire 
disgust  of  many  who  came  from  all  parts  of  London  to 
listen  to  him,  he  did  not  preach  in  the  proper  sense  of 
the  word,  but  read  a  chapter,  made  a  comment  or  two 
upon  it,  caused  a  hymn  to  be  sung,  and  then  dismissed 
his  congregation  with  the  briefest  of  prayers.  Although 
he  took  no  active  part  in  politics,  he  was  republican 
through  and  through,  and  never  hesitated  for  a  moment 
in  those  degenerate  days  to  say  what  he  thought  about 
any  scandal.  In  this  respect  he  differed  from  his  fellow- 
ministers,  who.  under  the  pretence  of  increasing  zeal  for 

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JEPHTHAH  67 

religion,  had  daily  fewer  and  fewer  points  of  contact 
with  the  world  outside.  Mr.  Bradshaw  had  been 
married  when  he  was  about  thirty  ;  but  his  wife  died 
in  giving  birth  to  a  daughter,  who  also  died',  and  for 
twenty  years  he  had  been  a  widower,  with  no  thought  of 
changing  his  condition.  He  was  understood  to  have 
peculiar  opinions  about  second  marriages,  although  he 
kept  them  very  much  to  himself.  One  thing,  however, 
was  known,  that  for  a  twelve m^onth  after  the  death  of 
his  wife  he  was  away  from  England,  and  that  he  came 
back  an  altered  man  to  his  people  in  Bedfordshire, 
where  at  that  time  he  was  settled.  His  discourses  were 
remarkably  strong,  and  of  a  kind  seldom,  or  indeed 
never,  heard  now.  They  taxed  the  whole  mental 
powers  of  his  audience,  and  were  utterly  unlike  th^ 
simple  stuff  which  became  fashionable  with  the  Evangel- 
istic movement.  Many  of  them,  taken  down  by  some 
of  his  hearers,  survive  in  manuscript  to  the  present  day. 
They  will  not,  as  a  rule,  bear  printing,  because  the 
assumption  on  which  they  rest  is  not  now  assumed  ; 
but  if  it  be  granted,  they  are  unanswerable  ;  and  it  is 
curious  that  even  now  and  then,  although  they  are 
never  for  a  moment  anything  else  than  a  strict  deduc- 
tion from  what  we  in  the  latter  half  of  the  century 
consider  unproven  or  even  false,  they  express  themselves 
in  the  same  terms  as  the  newest  philosophy.  Occasion- 
ally too,  more  particularly  when  he  sets  himself  the 
task  of  getting  into  the  interior  of  a  Bible  character,  he 
is  intensely  dramatic,  and  what  are  shadows  to  the 
careless  reader  become  living  human  beings,  with  the 
reddest  of  blood  visible  under  their  skin. 

On  this  particular  evening  Mr.  Bradshaw  took  the 
story  of  Jephthah's  daughter  : — "  The  Spirit  of  the 
Lord  came  upon  Jephthah."  Here  is  an  abstract  of 
his  discourse.  "  It  was  the  Spirit  of  the  Lord,  not- 
withstanding what  happened.  I  beg  you  also  to  note 
that  there  is  a  mistranslation  in  our  version.  The 
Hebrew  has  it,  '  Then  it  shall  be,  that  whosoever  ' — not 
whatsoever — '  cometh  forth  of  the  doors  of  my  house  to 
meet  me,  when  I  return  in  peace  from  the  children  of 
Ammon,   shall   surely  be  the  Lord's,   and   I   will  offer 


68  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

him  ' — not  it — '  up  for  a  burnt-offering.'  Nevertheless 
I  believe  my  text — it  zvas  the  Spirit  of  the  Lord.  This 
Hebrew  soldier  was  the  son  of  a  harlot.  He  was  driven 
by  his  brethren  out  of  his  father's  house.  Ammon 
made  war  upon  Israel,  and  in  their  distress  the  elders 
of  Israel  went  to  fetch  Jephthah.  Mark,  my  friends, 
God's  election.  The  children  of  the  lawful  wife  are 
passed  by,  and  the  child  of  the  harlot  is  chosen.  Jeph- 
thah forgets  his  grievances  and  becomes  captain  of  the 
host.  Ammon  is  over  against  them.  Jephthah 's  rash 
vow — this  is  sometimes  called.  I  say  it  is  not  a  rash 
vow.  It  may  be  rash  to  those  who  have  never  been 
brought  to  extremity  by  the  children  of  Ammon — to 
those  who  have  not  cared  whether  Ammon  or  Christ 
wins.  Men  and  women  sitting  here  in  comfortable 
pews  "■ — this  was  said  with  a  kind  of  snarl — "  may  talk 
of  Jephthah's  rash  vow.  God  be  with  them,  what  do 
they  know  of  the  struggles  of  such  a  soul  ?  It  does  not 
say  so  directly  in  the  Bible,  but  we  are  led  to  infer  it, 
that  Jephthah  was  successful  because  of  his  vow.  '  The 
Lord  delivered  them  into  liis  hands.'  He  would  not 
have  done  it  if  He  had  been  displeased  with  the  '  rash 
vow  '  "  (another  snarl).  "  He  smote  them  from  Aroer 
even  till  thou  come  to  Minnith.  Ah,  but  what  follows  ? 
The  Omnipotent  and  Omniscient  might  have  ordered 
it,  surely,  that  a  slave  might  have  met  Jephthah.  Why, 
in  His  mercy,  did  He  not  do  it  ?  Who  are  we  that  we 
should  question  what  He  did  ?  But  if  we  may  not 
inquire  too  closely  into  His  designs,  it  is  permitted  us, 
my  friends,  when  His  reason  accords  with,  ours,  to  try 
and  show  it.  Jephthah  had  played  for  a  great  stake. 
Ought  the  Almighty — let  us  speak  it  with  reverence — 
to  have  let  him  off  with  an  ox,  or  even  with  a  serf  ?  I 
say  that  if  we  are  to  conquer  Ammon  we  must  pay  for 
it,  and  we  ought  to  pay  for  it.  Yes,  and  perhaps  God 
wanted  the  girl — who  can  tell  ?  Jephthah  comes  back 
in  triumph.  Let  me  read  the  passage  to  you  : — '  Behold 
his  daughter  came  out  to  meet  him  with  timbrels  and 
with  dances  :  and  she  was  his  only  child  :  beside  her  he 
had  neither  son  nor  daughter.  And  it  came  to  pass, 
when  he  saw  her,  that  he  rent  his  clothes,  and  said, 


JEPHTHAH  69 

Alas,  my  daughter  !    thou  hast  brought  me  very  low, 
and  thou  art  one  of  them  that  trouble  me  :    for  I  have 
opened   my  mouth   unto   the   Lord,   and   I   cannot   go 
back.'     Now,  you  read  poetry,   I  dare  say — what  you 
call  poetry.      I  say  in  all  of  it — all,  at  least,  I  have  seen 
— -nothing  comes  up  to  that.     '  She  was  his  only  child  : 
beside    her    he    had    neither    son    nor    daughter.'  " — (Mr. 
Bradshaw's  voice  broke   a  little   as  he   went  over  the 
words  again  with  great  deliberation  and  infinite  pathos.) 
— "  The  inspired  writer  leaves  the  fact  just  as  it  stands, 
and  is  content.     Inspiration  itself  can  do  nothing  to 
make  it  more  touching  than  it  is  in  its  own  bare  naked- 
ness.    There  is  no  thought  in  Jephthah  of  recantation, 
nor  in  the  maiden  of  revolt,  but  nevertheless  he  has  his 
•own   sorrow.     He    is   brought   very  low.     God   does  not 
rebuke  him  for  his  grief.     He  knows  well  enough,  my 
•dear  friends,  the  nature  which  He  took  upon  Himself — 
nay,  are  we  not  the  breath  of  His  nostrils,  created  in 
His  image  ?     He  does  not  anywhere,  therefore,  I  say, 
forbid  that  we  should  e\^en  break  our  hearts  over  those 
we  love  and  lose.     She  asks  for  two  months  by  herself 
upon  the  mountains  before  her  death.     What  a  time 
for  him  !     At  the  end  of  the  two  months  God  held  him 
still  to  his  vow  ;    he  did  not  shrink  ;    she  submitted,  and 
was  slain.     But  you  will  want  me  to  tell  you  in  con- 
clusion where  the  gospel  is  in  all  this.     Gospel  !     I  say 
that  the  blessed  gospel  is  in  the  Old  Testament  as  well 
as  in  the  New.     I  say  that  the  Word  of  God  is  one,  and 
that  His  message  is  here  this  night  for  you  and  me,  as 
•distinctly  as   it  is   at  the   end   of   the   sacred   volume. 
Observe,  as  I  have  told  you  before,  that  Jephthah  is 
the  son  of  the  harlot.     He  hath  mercy  on  whom  He 
wiJl  have  mercy.     He  calls  them  His  people  who  are 
not  His  people  ;    and  He  calls  her  beloved  which  was 
not  beloved.     God  at  any  rate  is  no  stickler  for  heredit- 
ary rights.     Moreover,  it  does  not  follow  because  you, 
my  hearers,   have   God-fearing  parents,   that   God   has 
■elected   you.     He   may   liave   chosen,    instead   of   you, 
instead  of  me,  the  wretchedest  creature  outside,  whose 
rags  we  will  not  touch.     But  to  what  did  God  elect 
Jephthah  ?     To  a  respectable,  easy,  decent  existence, 

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70  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

with  money  at  interest,  regular  meals,  sleep  after  them;, 
and  unbroken  rest  at  night  ?  He  elected  him  to  that 
tremendous  oath  and  that  tremendous  penalty.  He 
elected  him  to  the  agony  he  endured  while  she  was 
away  upon  the  hills  !  That  is  God's  election  ;  an  elec- 
tion to  the  cross  and  to  the  cry,  '  Eli,  Eli,  lama  Sabach- 
thani.'  '  Yes,'  you  will  say,  '  but  He  elected  him  to 
the  victory  over  Ammon.  Doubtless  He  did  ;  but 
what  cared  Jephthah  for  his  victory  over  Ammon  when 
she  came  to  meet  him,  or,  indeed,  for  the  rest  of  his 
life  ?  What  is  a  victory,  what  are  triumphal  arches 
and  the  praise  of  all  creation  to  a  lonely  man  ?  Be 
sure,  if  God  elects  you,  He  elects  you  to  suffering. 
Whom  He  loveth  He  chasteneth,  and  His  stripes  are 
not  play-work.  Ammon  will  not  be  conquered  unless- 
your  heart  be  well  nigh  broken.  I  tell  j^ou,  too,  as 
Christ's  minister,  that  you  are  not  to  direct  your  course 
according  to  your  own  desires.  You  are  not  to  say, 
'  I  will  give  up  this  and  that  so  that  I  may  be  saved. *" 
Did  not  St.  Paul  wish  himself  accursed  from  Christ  foir 
his  brethren  ?  If  God  should  command  you  to  go 
down  to  the  bottomless  pit  in  fulfilment  of  His  blessed 
designs,  it  is  your  place  to  go.  Out  with  self — I  was 
about  to  say  this  damned  self  ;  and  if  Israel  calls,  if 
Christ  calls,  take  not  a  sheep  or  ox — that  is  easy  enough 
— but  take  your  choicest  possession,  take  your  own. 
heart,  your  own  blood,  your  very  self,  to  the  altar." 

During  the  sermon  the  Major  was  much  excited. 
Apart  altogether  from  the  effect  of  the  actual  words- 
spoken,  Mr.  Bradshaw  had  a  singular  and  contagious 
power  over  men.  The  three,  Mrs.  Coleman,  the  Major, 
and  Zachariah,  came  out  together.  Mrs.  Zachariah 
stayed  behind  in  the  lobby  for  some  female  friend  to 
whom  she  wished  to  speak  about  a  Sunday-school  tea- 
meeting  which  was  to  take  place  that  week.  The  other 
two  stood  aside,  ill  at  ease,  amongst  the  crowd  pressing 
out  into  the  street.  Presently  Mrs.  Coleman  found  her 
friend,  whoni  she  at  once  informed  that  Major  Maitland 
and  her  husband  were  waiting  for  her,  and  that  there- 
fore she  had  not  a  nioment  to  spare.  That  little  triumph 
accomplished,   slie   had   nothing  of  importance   to  say 


JEPHTHAH  71 

about  the  tea-meeting,  and  rejoined  her  party  with 
great  good-humour.  She  walked  between  the  Major 
and  Zachariah,  and  at  once  asked  the  Major  how  he 
"  enjoyed  the  service."  The  phrase  was  very  unpleasant 
to  Zachariah,  but  he  was  silent. 

"  Well,  ma'am,"  said  the  Major,  "  Mr.  Bradshaw  is 
a  very  remarkable  man.  It  is  a  long  time  since  any 
speaker  stirred  me  as  he  did.  He  is  a  born  orator,  if 
ever  there  was  one." 

"  I  could  have  wished,"  said  Zachariah,  "  as  you  are 
not  often  in  chapel,  that  his  sermon  had  been  founded 
on  some  passage  in  the  New  Testament  which  would 
have  given  him  the  opportunity  of  more  simply  expound- 
ing the  gospel  of  Christ." 

"  He  could  not  have  been  better,  I  should  think. 
He  went  to  my  heart,  though  it  is  rather  a  difficult 
passage  in  the  case  of  a  man  about  town  like  me  ;  and 
I  tell  you  what,  Coleman,  he  made  me  determine  I 
would  read  the  Bible  again.     What  a  story  that  is  !  " 

"  Major,  I  thank  God  if  you  will  read  it  ;  and  not  for 
the  stories  in  it,  save  as  all  are  part  of  one  story — the 
story  of  God's  redeeming  mercy." 

The  Major  made  no  reply,  for  the  word  was  unwinged. 

Mrs.  Zachariah  was  silent,  but  when  they  came  to 
their  door  both  she  and  her  husband  pressed  him  to- 
come  in.  He  refused,  however  ;  he  would  stroll  home- 
ward, he  said,  and  have  a  smoke  as  he  went. 

"  He  touched  me,  Coleman,  he  did.  I  thought, 
between  you  and  me  " — and  he  spoke  softly — "  I  had 
not  now  got  such  a  tender  place  ;  I  thought  it  was  all 
healed  over  long  ago.  I  cannot  come  in.  You'll  excuse 
me.  Yes,  I'll  just  wander  back  to  Piccadilly.  I  could 
not  talk." 

They  parted,  and  Zachariah  and  his  wife  went  up- 
stairs.    Their  supper  was  soon  ready. 

"  Jane,"  lie  said  slowly,  "  I  did  not  receive  much 
assistance  from  you  in  my  endeavours  to  bring  our 
friends  to  a  knowledge  of  the  truth.  I  thought  that, 
as  you  desired  the  attempt,  you  would  have  helped  me 
a  little." 

"  There  is  a  reason  for  everything  ;  and,  what  is  more. 


72  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

I  do  not  consider  it  right  to  take  up>on  myself  what 
belongs  to  a  minister.  It  may  do  more  harm  than 
good." 

"  Take  upon  yourself  what  belongs  to  a  minister  ! 
]\Iy  dear  Jane,  is  nobody  but  a  minister  to  bear  witness 
for  the  Master  ?  " 

"  Of  course  I  did  not  mean  to  say  that  ;  you  know  I 
did  not.  Why  do  you  catch  at  my  words  ?  Perhaps, 
if  you  had  not  been  quite  so  forward,  Mr.  Caillaud  and 
his  daughter  might  have  gone  to  chapel." 

After  supper,  and  when  he  was  alone,  Zachariah  sat 
for  some  time  without  moving.  He  presently  rose  and 
opened  the  Bible  again,  which  lay  on  the  table — the 
Bible  which  belonged  to  his  father — and  turned  to  the 
liy-leaf  on  which  was  written  the  family  history.  There 
was  the  record  of  his  father's  marriage,  dated  on  the 
day  of  the  event.  There  was  the  record  of  his  own 
birth.  There  was  the  record  of  his  mother's  death, 
s'cill  in  his  father's  writing,  but  in  an  altered  hand,  the 
letters  not  so  distinct,  and  the  strokes  crooked  and 
formed  with  difficulty.  There  was  the  record  of 
Zachariah's  own  marriage.  A  cloud  of  shapeless,  in- 
articulate sentiment  obscured  the  man's  eyes  and  brain. 
He  could  not  define  what  he  felt,  but  he  did  feel.  He 
could  not  bear  it,  and  he  shut  the  book,  opening  it  again 
at  the  twenty-second  Psalm — the  one  which  the  disciples 
of  Jesus  called  to  mind  on  the  night  of  the  crucifixion. 
It  was  one  which  Mr.  Bradshaw  often  read,  and  Zachariah 
had  noted  in  it  a  few  corrections  made  in  the  translation  : 

"  My  God,  my  God,  why  hast  Thou  forsaken  me  ? 
.  .  .  Our  fathers  trusted  in  Thee  ;  they  trusted,  and 
Thou  didst  deliver  them.  .  .  .  Be  not  far  from  m.e  ;  for 
trouble  is  near  ;  for  there  is  none  to  help.  .  .  .  Be  Thoti 
not  far  from  me,  O  Lord  :  O  my  strength,  haste  Thee  to 
help  me.  .  .  .  Save  me  from  the  lion's  month  :  and  from 
the  horns  of  the  wild  oxen  Thou  hast  answered  me." 

"  From  the  horns  of  the  wild  oxen  " — that  correction 
had  often  been  precious  to  Zachariah.  When  at  the 
point  of  being  pinned  to  the  ground — so  he  understood 
it — help  had  arisen  ;  risen  up  from  the  earth,  and  might 
again  arise.     It  was  upon  the  first  part  of  the  text  he 


JEPHTHAH  73 

dwelt  now.  It  came  upon  him  with  fearful  distinctness 
that  he  was  alone — that  he  could  never  hope  for  sym- 
pathy from  his  wife  as  long  as  he  lived.  Mr.  Bradshaw's 
words  that  evening  recuncd  to  him.  God's  purpose  in 
choosing  to  smite  Jephthah  in  that  way  was  partly 
intelligible,  and,  after  all,  Jephthah  was  elected  to 
redeem  his  country  too.  But  what  could  be  God's 
purpose  in  electing  one  of  his  servants  to  indifference 
and  absence  of  affection  where  he  had  a  right  to  expect 
it  ?  Could  anybody  be  better  for  not  being  loved  ? 
Even  Zachariah  could  not  think  it  possible.  But  Mr. 
Bradshaw's  words  again  recurred.  Who  was  he  that 
he  should  question  God's  designs  ?  It  might  be  part 
of  the  Divine  design  that  he,  Zachariah  Coleman,  should 
not  be  made  better  by  anything.  It  might  be  part  of 
that  design,  part  of  a  fulfilment  of  a  plan  devised  by 
the  Infinite  One,  that  he  should  be  broken,  nay,  perhaps 
not  saved.  Mr.  Bradshaw's  doctrine  that  night  was 
nothing  new.  Zachariah  had  believed  from  his  child- 
hood, or  had  thought  he  believed,  that  the  potter  had 
power  over  the  clay — of  the  same  lump  to  make  one 
vessel  unto  honour  and  another  unto  dishonour  ;  and 
that  the  thing  formed  unto  dishonour  could  not  reply 
and  say  to  him  that  formed  it  :  '  Why  hast  thou  made 
me  thus  ?  '  Nevertheless,  to  believe  it  generally  was 
one  thing  ;  to  believe  it  as  a  truth  for  him  was  another. 
Darkness,  the  darkness  as  of  the  crucifixion  night. 
seemed  over  and  around  him.  Poor  wretch  !  he  thought 
he  was  struggling  with  his  weakness  ;  but  he  was  in 
reality  struggling  against  his  own  strength.  Why  had 
God  so  decreed  ?  Do  what  he  could,  that  fatal  why, 
the  protest  of  his  reason,  asserted  itself  ;  and  yet  he 
cursed  himself  for  permitting  it,  believing  it  to  be  a  sin. 
He  walked  about  his  room  for  some  relief.  He  looked 
out  of  the  window.  It  was  getting  late  ;  the  sky  was 
clearing,  as  it  does  in  London  at  that  hour,  and  he  saw 
the  stars.  There  was  nothing  to  help  him  there.  They 
mocked  him  rather  with  their  imperturbable,  obstinate 
stillness.  At  last  he  turned  round,  fell  upon  his  knees, 
and  poured  out  himself  before  his  Maker,  entreating 
Him  for  light.     He  rose  from  the  ground,  looked  again 


74  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

out  of  the  window,  and  the  first  flush  of  the  morning 
was  just  visible.  Light  was  coming  to  the  world  in 
obedience  to  the  Divine  command,  but  not  to  him. 
He  was  exhausted,  and  crept  into  his  bedroom,  un- 
dressing without  candle,  and  without  a  sound.  For  a 
few  minutes  he  thought  he  should  never  sleep  again, 
save  in  his  grave  ;  but  an  unseen  Hand  presently  touched 
him,  and  he  knew  nothing  till  he  was  awakened  by  the 
broad  day  streaming  over  him. 


CHAPTER  VIII 

Unconventional  Justice 

In  December,  1814,  a  steamboat  was  set  in  motion  on 
the  Limehouse  Canal,  the  Lord  Mayor  and  other  dis- 
tinguished persons  being  on  board  In  the  same  month 
Joanna  Southcott  died  She  had  announced  that  on 
the  19th  October  she  was  to  be  dehvered  of  the  Prince 
of  Peace,  although  she  was  then  sixty  years  old.  Thous- 
ands of  persons  believed  her,  and  a  cradle  was  made. 
The  Prince  of  Peace  did  not  arrive,  and  in  a  little  more 
than  two  months  poor  Joanna  had  departed,  the  cause 
of  her  departure  having  being  certified  as  dropsy. 
Death  did  not  diminish  the  number  of  her  disciples,  for 
they  took  refuge  in  the  hope  of  her  resurrection.  "  The 
arm  of  the  Lord  is  not  shortened,"  they  truly  affirmed  ; 
and  even  to  this  day  there  are  people  who  are  waiting 
for  the  fulfilment  of  Joanna's  prophecies  and  the  ap- 
pearance of  the  "  second  Shiloh."  Zachariah  had  been 
frequently  twitted  in  joke  by  his  profane  companions 
in  the  printing-office  upon  his  supposed  belief  in  the 
delusion.  It  was  their  delight  to  assume  that  all  the 
"  pious  ones,"  as  they  called  them,  were  alike  ;  and 
on  the  morning  of  the  30th  of  December,  the  day  after 
Joanna  expired,  they  were  more  than  usually  tormenting. 
Zachariah  did  not  remonstrate.  In  his  conscientious 
eagerness  to  bear  witness  for  his  Master,  he  had  often 
tried  his  hand  upon  his  mates  ;  but  he  had  never  had  the 
smallest  success,  and  had  now  desisted.  Moreover,  his 
thoughts   were   that   morning   with   his   comrades,    the 

75 


76  THE  REVOLUTIOX  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

Friends  of  the  People.     He  hummed  to  himself  the  lines 
from  Lara  : 

"  Within  that  land  was  many  a  malcontent, 
Who  cursed  the  tyranny  to  which  he  bent  ; 
That  soil  full  many  a  wringing  despot  saw. 
Who  worked  his  wantonness  in  form  of  law  : 
Long  war  without  and  frequent  broil  within 
Had  made  a  path  for  blood  and  giant  sin." 

The  last  meeting  had  been  unusually  exciting.  Differ- 
ences of  opinion  had  arisen  as  to  future  procedure,  many 
of  the  members,  the  Secretary  included,  advocating 
action  ;  but  what  they  understood  by  it  is  very  difficult 
to  say.  A  special  call  had  been  made  for  that  night, 
and  Zachariah  was  in  a  difficulty.  His  native  .sternness- 
and  detestation  of  kings  and  their  ministers  would  have 
led  him  almost  to  any  length  ;  but  he  had  a  sober  head 
on  his  shoulders.  So  had  the  Major,  and  so  had  Caillaud. 
Consequently  they  held  back,  and  insisted,  before  stirring 
a  step  towards  actual  re\'olution,  that  there  should  be 
some  fair  chance  of  support  and  success.  The  Major 
in  particular  warned  them  of  the  necessity  of  drill  ;  and 
plainly  told  them  also  that,  not  only  were  the  middle 
classes  all  against  them,  but  their  own  class  was  hostile^ 
This  was  perfectly  true,  although  it  was  a  truth  so 
unpleasant  that  he  had  to  endure  some  very  strong 
language,  and  even  hints  of  treason.  No  wonder  :  for 
it  is  undoubtedly  very  bitter  to  be  obliged  to  believe 
that  the  men  whom  we  want  to  help  do  not  themselves 
wish  to  be  helped.  To  work  hard  for  tho.se  who  will 
thank  us,  to  head  a  majority  against  oppressors,  is  a 
brave  thing  ;  but  far  more  honour  is  due  to  the  Mait- 
lands,  Caillauds,  Colemans,  and  others  of  that  stamp' 
who  strove  for  thirty  years  from  the  outbreak  of  the 
French  revolution  onwards,  not  merely  to  rend  the 
chains  of  the  prisoners,  but  had  to  achieve  the  more 
difficult  task  of  convincing  them  that  they  would  be 
happier  if  they  were  free.  These  heroes  are  forgotten, 
or  nearly  so.  Who  remembers  the  poor  creatures  who- 
met  in  the  early  mornings  on  the  Lancashire  moors  or 


UNCONVENTIONAL  JUSTICE  77 

were  shot  by  the  yeomanry  ?  They  sleep  in  graves  over 
which  stands  no  tombstone,  or  probably  their  bodies 
have  been  carted  away  to  make  room  for  a  railway  which 
has  been  driven  through  their  resting-place.  They  saw 
the  truth  before  those  whom  the  world  delights  to 
honour  as  its  political  redeemers  ;  but  they  have  perished 
utterly  from  our  recollection,  and  will  never  be  men- 
tioned in  history.  Will  there  ever  be  a  great  Day  of 
Assize  when  a  just  judgment  shall  be  pronounced  ;  when 
all  the  impostors  who  have  been  crowned  for  what  they 
•did  not  deserve  will  be  stripped,  and  the  Divine  word 
will  be  heard  calhng  upon  the  faithful  to  inherit  the 
Icingdom, — who,  when  "  I  was  an  hungered  gave  me 
meat,  when  I  was  thirsty  gave  me  drink  ;  when  I  was 
a  stranger  took  me  in  ;  when  I  was  naked  visited  me  ; 
when  I  was  in  prison  came  unto  me  ?  "  Never  !  It 
was  a  dream  of  an  enthusiastic  Galilean  youth,  and  let 
us  not  desire  that  it  may  ever  come  true.  Let  us  rather 
gladly  consent  to  be  crushed  into  indistinguishable  dust, 
with  no  hope  of  record  :  rejoicing  only  if  some  infinites- 
imal portion  of  the  good  work  may  be  achieved  by  our 
obliteration,  and  content  to  be  remembered  only  in  that 
anthem  which  in  the  future  it  will  be  ordained  shall 
be  sung  in  our  religious  services  in  honour  of  all  holy 
apostles  and  martyrs  who  have  left  no  name. 

The  night  before  the  special  meeting  a  gentleman  in 
a  blue  cloak,  and  with  a  cigar  in  his  mouth,  sauntered 
past  the  entrance  to  Carter's  Rents,  where  Mr.  Secretary 
hved.  It  was  getting  late,  but  he  was  evidently  not  in 
a  hurry,  and  seemed  to  enjoy  the  coolness  of  the  air, 
for  presently  he  turned  and  walked  past  the  entrance 
again.  He  took  out  his  watch — it  was  a  quarter  to 
eleven  o'clock — and  he  cursed  Mr.  Secretary  and  the 
beer-shops  which  had  probably  detained  him.  A  con- 
stable came  by,  but  never  showed  himself  in  the  least 
degree  inquisitive  ;  although  it  was  odd  that  anybody 
should  select  Carter's  Rents  for  a  stroll.  Presently  Mr. 
Secretary  came  in  sight,  a  trifle,  but  not  much,  the  worse 
for  liquor.  It  was  odd,  also,  that  he  took  no  notice  of 
the  blue  cloak  and  cigar,  but  went  straight  to  his  own 
lodging.     The   other,    after   a   few   moments   followed ; 


yS  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

and  it  was  a  third  time  odd  that  he  should  find  the  door 
unbolted  and  go  upstairs.  All  this,  we  say,  would  have 
been  strange  to  a  spectator,  but  it  was  not  so  to  these 
three  persons.  Presently  the  one  first  named  found 
himself  in  Mr.  Secretary's  somewhat  squalid  room.  He 
then  stood  disclosed  as  the  assistant  whom  the  Secretary 
had  first  seen  at  Whitehall  sitting  in  the  Commissioner's 
Office.  This  was  not  the  second  nor  third  interview 
which  had  taken  place  since  then. 

"  Well,  Mr.  Hardy,  what  do  you  want  here  to-night  ?  " 

"  Well,  my  friend,  you  know,  I  suppose.  How  goes 
the  game  ?  " 

"  D n  me  if  I  do  know.     If  you  think  I  am  going 

to  split,  you  are  very  much  mistaken." 

"  Split  !  Who  wants  you  to  split  ?  Why,  there's 
nothing  to  split  about.  I  can  tell  you  just  as  much 
as  you  can  tell  me." 

"  Why  do  you  come  here  then  ?  " 

"  For  the  pleasure  of  .seeing  you,  and  to "     Mr. 

Hardy  put  his  hand  carelessly  in  his  pocket,  a  movement 
which  was  followed  by  a  metallic  jingle — ■"  and  just 
to — to — explain  one  or  two  little  matters." 

The  Secretary  observed  that  he  was  very  tired. 

"  Are  you  ?     I  believe  I  am  tired  too." 

Mr.  Hardy  took  out  a  little  case-bottle  with  brandy 
in  it,  and  the  Secretary,  without  saying  a  word,  produced 
two  mugs  and  a  jug  of  water.  The  brandy  was  mixed 
by  Mr.  Hardy  ;  but  his  share  of  the  spirit  differed  from 
that  assigned  to  his  friend. 

"  Split  !  "  he  continued  ;  "  no,  I  should  think  not. 
But  we  want  you  to  help  us.  The  Major  and  one  or  two 
more  had  better  be  kept  out  of  harm's  way  for  a  little 
while  ;  and  we  propose  not  to  hurt  them,  but  to  take 
care  of  them  a  bit,  you  understand  ?  And  if,  the  next 
time,  he  and  the  others  will  be  there — we  have  been 
looking  for  the  Major  for  three  or  four  days,  but  he  is 
not  to  be  found  in  his  old  quarters — we  will  just  give 
them  a  call.  Wlien  will  you  have  your  next  meeting  ? 
They  will  be  air  handy  then." 

"  You  can  find  that  out  without  my  help.  It's 
to-morrow." 


UNCONVENTIONAL  JUSTICE  79 

"  Ah  !  I  suppose  you've  had  a  stormy  discussion. 
I  hope  your  moderate  counsels  prevailed." 

Mr.  Secretary  winked  and  gave  his  head  a  twist  on 
one  side,  as  if  he  meant  thereby  to  say  :  "  You  don't 
catch  me." 

"  It's  a  pity,"  continued  Mr.  Hardy,  taking  no  notice, 
"  that  some  men  are  always  for  rushing  into  extremities. 
Why  don't  they  try  and  redress  their  grievances,  if  they 
have  any,  in  the  legitimate  way  which  you  yourself 
propose — by  petition  ? 

It  so  happened  that  a  couple  of  hours  before,  Mr. 
Secretary  having  been  somewhat  noisy  and  insub- 
ordinate, the  Major  had  been  obliged  to  rule  liim  out 
of  order  and  request  his  silence.  The  insult — for  so  he 
considered  it — was  rankling  in  him. 

"  Because,"   he  replied,    "  we  have  amongst  us  two 

or  three  d d  conceited,   stuck-up  fools,   who  think 

they  arc  going  to  ride  over  us.  By  God,  they  are 
mistaken  though  !  They  are  the  chaps  who  do  all  the 
mischief.  Not  that  I'd  say  anything  against  them — no, 
notwithstanding  I  stand  up  against  them." 

"  Do  all  the  mischief — yes,  you've  just  hit  it.  I  do 
believe  that  if  it  were  not  for  these  fellows  the  others 
would  be  quiet  enough." 

The  Secretary  took  a  little  more  brandy  and  water. 
The  sense  of  wrong  within  him  was  like  an  open 
wound,  and  the  brandy  inflamed  it.  He  also  began 
to  think  that  it  would  not  be  a  bad  thing  for  him 
if  he  could  seclude  the  Major,  Caillaud,  and  Zachariah 
for  a  season.  Zachariah  in  particular  he  mortally 
hated. 

"  What  some  of  these  fine  folks  would  like  to  do,  you 
see,  Mr.  Hardy,  is  to  persuade  us  poor  devils  to  get  up 
the  row,  while  they  direct  it.  Direct  it,  that's  their 
word  ;   but  we're  not  going  to  be  humbugged. 

"  Too  wide  awake,  I  should  say." 

"  I  should  say  so  too.  We  are  to  be  told  off  for  the 
Bank  of  England,  and  they  are  to  show  it  to  us  at  the 
other  end  of  Cheapside." 

"  Bank  of  England,"  said  Mr.  Hardy,  laughing  ; 
"  that's   a   joke.     You   might   run   your   heads   a   loQg 


8o  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

while  against  that  before  you  get  in.  You  don't  drink 
your  brandy  and  water." 

The  Secretary  took  another  gulp.  "  And  he's  a 
niihtary  man — a  military  man — a  military  man."  He 
was  getting  rather  stupid  now,  and  repeated  the  phrase 
each  of  the  three  times  with  increasing  unsteadiness, 
but  also  with  increasing  contempt. 

Mr.  Hardy  took  out  his  watch.  It  was  getting  on 
towards  midnight.  "  Good-bye  ;  glad  to  see  you  all 
right,'  and  he  turned  to  leave.  There  was  a  jinghng 
of  coin  again,  and  when  he  had  left  Air.  Secretary  took 
up  the  five  sovereigns  which  had  found  their  way  to 
the  table  and  put  them  in  his  pocket.  His  visitor  picked 
his  way  downstairs.  The  constable  was  still  pacing  up 
and  down  Carter's  Rents,  but  again  did  nat  seem  to 
observe  him,  and  he  walked  meditatively  to  Jermyn 
Street.  He  was  at  his  office  by  half- past  nine,  and  his 
chief  was  only  half-an-hour  later. 

The  Major  had  thought  it  prudent  to  change  his 
address  ;  and,  furthermore,  it  was  the  object  of  the 
Government  to  make  his  arrest,  with  that  of  his 
colleagues,  at  the  place  of  meeting,  not  only  to  save 
trouble,  but  because  it  would  look  better.  Mr.  Hardy 
had  found  out,  therefore,  all  he  wanted  to  know,  and 
was  enabled  to  confirm  his  opinion  that  the  Major  was 
the  head  of  the  conspiracy. 

But  underneath  Mr.  Secretary's  mine  was  a  deeper 
mine  ;  for  as  the  Major  sat  at  breakfast  the  next  morn- 
ing a  note  came  for  him,  the  messenger  leaving  directly 
he  delivered  it  to  the  servant.  It  was  very  brief  : — 
"  No  meeting  to-night.  Warn  all  except  the  Secretary, 
who  has  already  been  acquainted."  There  was  no  sig- 
nature, and  he  did  not  know  the  handwriting.  He 
reflected  for  a  httle  while,  and  then  determined  to 
consult  Caillaud  and  Coleman,  who  were  his  informal 
Cabinet.  He  had  no  difficulty  in  finding  Coleman,  but 
the  Caillauds  were  not  at  home,  and  it  was  agreed  that 
postponement  could  do  no  harm.  A  message  was  there- 
fore left  at  Cailliaud's  house,  and  one  was  sent  to  every 
one  of  the  members,  but  two  or  three  could  not  be 
discovered. 


UNCONVENTIONAL  JUSTICE  8i 

Meanwhile  Mr.  Secretary,  who,  strange  to  say,  had 
not  been  acquainted,  had  been  a  httle  overcome  by 
Mr.  Hardy's  brandy  on  the  top  of  the  beer  he  had 
taken  beforehand,  and  woke  in  the  morning  very  miser- 
able. Finding  the  five  guineas  in  his  pocket,  he  was 
tempted  to  a  public-house  hard  by,  in  order  that  he 
might  cool  his  stomach  and  raise  his  spirits  with  a 
draught  or  two  of  ale.  He  remained  there  a  little  too 
long,  and  on  reaching  home  was  obliged  to  go  to  bed 
again.  He  awoke  about  six,  and  then  it  came  into  his 
still  somewhat  confused  brain  that  he  had  to  attend 
the  meeting.  At  half-past  seven  he  accordingly  took 
his  departure.  Meanwhile  the  Major  and  Zachariah 
had  determined  to  post  themselves  in  Red  Lion  Street. 
to  intercept  those  of  their  comrades  with  whom  they 
had  not  been  able  to  communicate,  and  also  to  see  what 
was  going  to  happen.  At  a  quarter  to  eight  the  Secretary 
turned  out  of  Holborn,  and  when  he  came  a  little  nearer, 
Zachariah  saw  that  at  a  distance  of  fifty  yards  there 
was  a  constable  following  him.  He  came  on  slowly 
until  he  was  abreast  of  a  narrow  court,  when  suddenh' 
there  was  a  pistol-shot,  and  he  was  dead  on  the  pave- 
ment. Zachariah's  first  impulse  was  to  rush  forward, 
but  he  saw  the  constable  running,  followed  by  others,  and 
he  discerned  in  an  instant  that  to  attempt  to  assist 
would  lead  to  his  own  arrest  and  do  no  good.  He 
managed,  however,  to  reach  the  Major,  and  for  two  or 
three  moments  they  stood  stock-still  on  the  edge  of  the 
pavement  struck  with  amazement.  Presently  a  woman 
passed  them  wath  a  thick  veil  over  her  face. 

"  Home,"  she  said  ;  "  don't  stay  here  like  fools. 
Pack  up  your  things  and  be  off.  You'll  be  in  prison 
to-morrow  morning." 

Be  off  !  "  gasped  Zachariah  ;    "  be  off  ! — where  ?  " 

"  Anywhere  !  "  and  she  had  gone. 

The  constables,  after  putting  the  corpse  in  a  hackney 
coach,  proceeded  to  the  room  ;  but  it  was  dark  and 
empty.  They  had  no  directions  to  do  anything  more 
that  night,  and  returned  to  Bow  Street.  The  next 
morning,  however,  as  soon  as  it  was  light,  a  Secretary 
of    State's    warrant,   backed    by    sufficient    force,    was 


82  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

presented  at  the  lodgings  of  Caillaud  and  Zachariah. 
The  birds  had  flown,  and  not  a  soul  could  tell  what  had 
become  of  them.  In  Zachariah's  street,  wliich  was 
rather  a  Radical  quarter,  the  official  inquiries  were  not 
answered  politely,  and  one  of  the  constables  received  on 
the  top  of  his  head  an  old  pail  with  slops  in  it.  The 
minutest  investigation  failed  to  discover  to  whom  the 
pail  belonged. 


CHAPTER    IX 

A  Strain  on  the  Cable 

Bow  Street  was  completely  at  fault,  and  never  dis- 
covered the  secret  of  that  assassination.  It  was  clear 
that  neither  the  Major  nor  Coleman  were  the  murderers, 
as  they  had  been  noticed  at  some  distance  from  the 
spot  where  the  Secretary  fell  by  several  persons  who 
described  them  accurately.  Nor  was  Caillaud  suspected, 
as  the  constable  testified  that  he  passed  him  on  the 
opposite  side  of  the  street,  as  he  followed  the  Secretary. 
Tlie  only  conclusion,  according  to  Bow  Street,  which  was 
free  from  all  doubt  was,  that  whoever  did  the  deed  was 
a  committee  consisting  of  a  single  member.  A  reward 
of  £500  did  not  bring  forward  anybody  who  knew  any- 
thing about  the  business.  As  for  Caillaud,  his  daughter 
and  the  Major,  the  next  morning  saw  them  far  on  the 
way  to  Dover,  and  eventually  they  arrived  at  Paris  in 
safety.  Zachariah,  when  he  reached  home,  found  his 
wife  gone.  A  note  lay  for  him  there,  probably  from  the 
same  hand  which  warned  the  Major,  telling  him  not  to 
lose  an  instant,  but  to  join  in  Islington  one  of  the  mails 
to  Manchester.  His  wife  would  start  that  night  from 
St.  Martin's  le  Grand  by  a  coach  which  went  by  another 
road.  He  was  always  prompt,  and  in  five  minutes  he 
was  out  of  the  house.  The  fare  was  carefully  folded 
by  his  unknown  friend  in  the  letter.  He  just  managed 
as  directed,  to  secure  a  place,  not  by  the  regular  Man- 
chester mail,  but  by  one  which  went  through  Barnet 
and  stopped  to  take  up  passengers  at  the  "  Angel."  He 
climbed   upon   the   roof,   and   presently   was   travelling 

»3 


84  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

rapidly  through  Holloway  and  Highgate.  He  found,  to 
his  rehef,  that  nobody  had  heard  of  the  murder,  and 
he  was  left  pretty  much  to  his  own  reflections.  His  first 
thoughts  were  an  attempt  to  unravel  the  mystery. 
Why  was  it  so  sudden  ?  Why  had  no  word  not  hint  of 
what  was  intended  reached  him  ?  He  could  not  guess. 
In  those  days  the  clubs  were  so  beset  with  spies  that 
frequently  the  most  important  resolutions  were  taken 
by  one  man,  who  confided  in  nobody.  It  was  winter, 
but  fortunately  Zachariah  was  well  wrapped  up.  He 
journeyed  on,  hour  after  hour,  in  a  state  of  mazed 
bewilderment,  one  thought  tumbling  over  another,  and 
when  morning  broke  over  the  flats  he  had  not  advanced 
a  single  step  in  the  determination  of  his  future  path. 
Nothing  is  more  painful  to  a  man  of  any  energy  than 
the  inability  to  put  things  in  order  in  himself — to  place 
before  himself  what  he  has  to  do,  and  arrange  the 
means  for  doing  it.  To  be  the  passive  victim  of  a 
rushing  stream  of  disconnected  impressions  is  torture, 
especially  if  the  emergency  be  urgent.  So  when  the 
sun  came  up  Zachariah  began  to  be  ashamed  of  himself 
that  the  night  had  passed  in  these  idiotic  moonings, 
which  had  left  him  just  where  he  was,  and  he  tried  to 
settle  what  he  was  to  do  when  he  reached  Manchester. 
He  did  not  know  a  soul  ;  but  he  could  conjecture  why 
he  was  advised  to  go  thither.  It  was  a  disaffected 
town,  and  Friends  of  the  People  were  -very  strong  there. 
His  first  duty  was  to  get  a  lodging,  his  second  to  get 
work,  and  his  third  to  find  out  a  minister  of  God  under 
whom  he  could  worship.  He  put  this  last,  not  because 
it  was  the  least  important,  but  because  he  had  the  most 
time  to  decide  upon  it.  At  about  ten  o'clock  at  night 
he  came  to  his  journey's  end,  and  to  his  joy  saw  his 
Avife  waiting  for  him.  They  went  at  once  to  a  small 
inn  hard  by,  and  Mrs.  Coleman  began  to  overwhelm 
him  with  interrogation  ;  but  he  quietly  suggested  that 
not  a  syllable  should  be  spoken  till  they  had  had  some 
rest,  and  that  they  should  swallow  their  supper  and  go 
to  bed.  In  the  morning  Zachariah  rose  and  looked  out 
of  the  window.  He  saw  nothing  but  a  small  backyard 
in  which  some  miserable,  scraggy  fowls  were  crouching 


A  STRAIN  OX  THE  CABLE  85 

under  a  cart  to  protect  themselves  from  the  rain,  which 
was  falhng  heavily  through  the  dim,  smoky  air.  His 
spirits  sank.  He  had  no  fear  of  apprehension  or  prosecu- 
tion, but  the  prospect  before  him  was  depressing. 
Although  he  was  a  poor  man,  he  had  not  been  accus- 
tomed to  oscillations  of  fortune,  and  he  was  in  an  utterly 
strange  place,  with  five  pounds  in  his  pocket,  and 
nothing  to  do. 

He  was,  however,  resolved  not  to  yield,  and  thought 
it  best  to  begin  with  his  wife  before  she  could  begin 
with  him. 

"  Now,  my  dear,  tell  me  what  has  happened,  who 
sent  you  here,  and  what  kind  of  a  journey  you  have 
had  ?  " 

"  Mr.  Bradshaw  came  about  seven  o'clock,  and  told 
me  the  Government  was  about  to  suppress  the  Friends 
of  the  People  ;  that  you  did  not  know  it  ;  that  I  must 
go  to  Manchester  ;  that  you  would  come  after  me  ; 
and  that  a  message  would  be  left  for  you.  He  took 
me  to  the  coach,  and  paid  for  me." 

"  Mr.  Bradshaw  !     Did  he  tell  you  anything  more  ?  " 

"  No  ;  except  that  he  did  not  think  we  should  be 
pursued,  and  that  he  would  send  our  things  after  us 
when  he  knew  where  we  were." 

"  You  have  not  heard  anything  more,  then  ?  " 

"  No." 

"  You  haven't  heard  that  the  Secretary  was  shot  ?  " 

"  Shot  !  Oh  dear  !  Zachariah,  what  will  become 
of  us  ?  " 

Her  husband  then  told  her  what  he  knew,  she  listening 
with  great  eagerness  and  in  silence. 

"  Oh,  Zachariah,  what  will  become  of  us  ?  "  she 
broke  out  again. 

"  There  is  no  reason  to  worry  yourself,  Jane  ;  it  is 
perfectly  easy  for  me  to  prove  my  innocence.  It  is 
better  for  us,  however,  to  stay  here  for  a  time.  The 
Government  won't  go  any  further  with  us  ;  they  will 
search  for  the  murderer — that's  all." 

"  Why,  then,  are  we  sent  here  and  the  others  are 
let  alone  ?     I  suppose  the  Major  is  not  here  ?  " 

"  I  cannot  say." 


86  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  To  think  I  should  ever  come  to  this  !  I  haven't  got 
a  rag  with  me  beyond  what  I  have  on.  I  haven't  got 
any  clean  things  ;  a  nice  sort  of  creature  I  am  to  go 
out  of  doors.     And  it  all  had  nothing  to  do  with  us." 

"  Nothing  to  do  with  us  !  My  dear  Jane,  do  you 
mean  that  we  are  not  to  help  other  people,  but  sit  at 
home  and  enjoy  ourselves  ?  Besides,  if  you  thought  it 
wrong,  why  did  you  not  say  so  before  ?  " 

"  How  was  I  to  know  what  you  were  doing  ?  You 
never  told  me  anything  ;  you  never  do.  One  tiling  I 
do  know  is  that  we  shall  starve  and  I  suppose  I  shall 
have  to  go  about  and  beg.  I  haven't  even  another  pair 
of  shoes  or  stockings  to  my  feet." 

Zachariah  pondered  for  a  moment.  His  first  impulse 
was  something  very  different  ;  but  at  last  he  rose,  went 
up  to  his  wife,  kissed  her  softly  on  the  forehead,  and 
said  : 

"  Never  mind,  my  dear  ;  courage,  j^ou  will  have  your 
clothes  next  week.  Come  with  me  and  look  out  for  a 
lodging." 

Mrs.  Zachariah,  however,  shook  herself  free — not 
violently,  but  still  decidedly — from  his  caresses. 

"  ISIost  likely  seized  by  the  Government.  Look  for 
a  lodging  !  That's  just  like  you  !  How  can  I  go  out 
in  this  pouring  rain  ? 

Zachariah.  lately,  at  any  rate,  had  ceased  to  expect 
much  affection  in  his  wife  for  him  ;  but  he  thought 
she  was  sensible,  and  equal  to  any  complexity  of  circum- 
stances, or  even  to  disaster.  He  tliought  this,  not  on 
any  positive  evidence  ;  but  he  concluded,  somewhat 
absurdly,  that  her  coldness  meant  common  sense  and 
capacity  for  facing  trouble  courageously  and  with 
deliberation.  He  had  now  to  find  out  his  mistake,  and 
to  learn  that  the  absence  of  emotion  neither  proves, 
nor  is  even  a  gi'ound  for  suspecting,  any  good  whatever 
of  a  person  ;  that,  on  the  contrary,  it  is  a  ground  for 
suspecting  weaktiess,  and  possibly  imbecility. 

Mrs.  Coleman  refused  to  go  out,  and  after  breakfast 
Zachariah  went  by  himself,  having  first  inquired  what 
was  a  likely  quarter.  As  he  wandered  along  much  that 
had  been  before  him  again  and  again  once  more  recurred 


A  STRAIN  ON  THE  CABLE  87 

to  him.  He  had  been  overtaken  by  calamity,  and  he 
had  not  lieard  from  his  wife  one  single  expression  of 
sympathy,  nor  had  he  received  one  single  idea  which 
could  help  him.  She  had  thought  of  nothing  but  her- 
self, and  even  of  herself  not  reasonably.  She  was  not 
the  helpmeet  which  he  felt  he  had  a  right  to  expect. 
He  could  have  endured  any  defect,  so  it  seemed,  if  only 
he  could  have  had  love  ;  he  could  have  endured  the 
want  of  love  if  only  he  could  have  had  a  counsellor. 
But  he  had  neither,  and  he  rebelled,  questioning  the 
justice  of  his  lot.  Then  he  fell  into  the  old  famihar 
controversy  with  himself,  and  it  was  curiously  char- 
acteristic of  him,  that,  as  he  paced  those  dismal  Man- 
chester pavements,  all  their  gloom  disappeared  as  he 
re-argued  the  universal  problem  of  which  his  case  was 
an  example.  He  admitted  the  unquestionable  right  of 
the  Almighty  to  damn  three  parts  of  creation  to  eternal 
hell  if  so  He  willed  ;  why  not,  then,  one  sinner  hke 
Zachariah  Coleman  to  a  weary  pilgrimage  for  thirty  or 
forty  years  ?  He  rebuked  himself  when  he  found  that 
he  had  all  his  life  assented  so  easily  to  the  doctrine  of 
God's  absolute  authority  in  the  election  and  disposal 
of  the  creatures  He  had  made,  and  yet  that  he  revolted 
when  God  touched  him,  and  awarded  him  a  punishment 
which,  in  comparison  with  the  eternal  loss  of  His 
presence,  was  as  nothing.  At  last — and  here,  through 
liis  religion,  he  came  down  to  the  only  consolation 
possible  for  him — he  said  to  himself,  "  Thus  hath  He 
decreed  ;  it  is  foolish  to  struggle  against  His  ordinances  ; 
we  can  but  submit."  "  A  poor  gospel,"  says  his  critic. 
Poor  ! — yes,  it  may  be  ;  but  it  is  the  gospel  according 
to  Job,  and  any  other  is  a  mere  mirage.  "  Doth  the 
hawk  fly  by  thy  wisdom  and  stretch  her  wings  towards 
the  south  ?  "  Confess  ignorance  and  the  folly  of  in- 
surrection, and  there  is  a  chance  that  even  the  irre- 
mediable will  be  somewhat  mitigated.  Poor  ! — yes  ; 
but  it  is  genuine  ;  and  this  at  least  must  be  said  for 
Puritanism,  that  of  all  the  theologies  and  philosophies 
it  is  the  most  honest  in  its  recognition  of  the  facts  ;  the 
most  real,  if  we  penetrate  to  the  heart  of  it,  in  the 
remedy  which  it  offers. 


88  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

He  found  two  small  furnished  rooms  which  would 
answer  his  purpose  till  his  own  furniture  should  arrive, 
and  he  and  his  wife  took  possession  that  same  morning. 
He  then  wrote  to  his  landlord  in  London — a  man  whom  he 
knew  he  could  trust — and  directed  him  to  send  his  goods. 
For  the  present,  although  he  had  no  fear  whatever  of 
any  prosecution,  he  thought  fit  to  adopt  a  feigned  name, 
with  which  we  need  not  trouble  ourselves.  In  the  after- 
noon he  sallied  out  to  seek  employment.  The  weather 
had  cleared,  but  Mrs.  Coleman  still  refused  to  accom- 
pany him,  and  she  occupied  herself  moodily  with  setting 
the  place  to  rights,  as  she  called  it,  although,  as  it 
happened,  it  was  particularly  neat  and  clean.  There 
was  not  so  much  printing  done  in  Manchester  then  as 
now,  and  Zachariah  had  no  success.  He  came  home 
about  seven  o'clock,  weary  and  disheartened.  His  wife 
was  one  of  those  women  who  under  misfortune  show  all 
that  is  worst  in  them,  as  many  women  in  misfortune 
show  all  that  is  best. 

"  You  might  have  been  sure  you  would  get  nothing 
to  do  here.  If,  as  you  say,  there  is  no  danger,  why 
did  you  not  stay  in  London  ?  " 

"  You  know  all  about  it,  my  dear  ;  we  were  warned 
to  come." 

"  Yes,  but  why  in  such  a  hurry  ?  \Miy  didn't  you 
stop  to  think  ?  " 

"  It  is  all  very  well  to  say  so  now,  but  there  were  only 
a  few  minutes  in  which  to  decide.  Besides,  when  I  got 
home  I  found  you  gone." 

Mrs.  Zachariah  conveniently  took  no  notice  of  the 
last  part  of  this  remark,  which,  of  course,  settled  the 
whole  question,  but  continued  : 

"  Ah,  well,  I  suppose  it's  all  right  ;  but  I'm  sure  we 
shall  starve  ;  -  I  am  convinced  we  shall.  Oh  !  I  wish 
my  poor  dear  mother  were  alive  !  I  have  no  home  to 
go  to.     WTiat  will  become  of  us  ?  " 

He  lost  his  patience  a  little. 

"  Jane,"  he  said,  "  what  is  our  religion  worth  if  it 
does  not  support  us  in  times  like  these  ?  Does  it  not 
teach  us  to  bow  to  God's  will  ?  Surely  we,  who  have 
had  such  advantages,  ought  to  behave  under  our  trials 


A  STRAIN  ON  THE  CABLE  89 

better  than  those  who  have  been  brought  up  like 
heathens.  God  will  not  leave  us.  Don't  you  re- 
member Mr.  Bradshaw's  sermon  upon  the  passage 
through  the  Red  Sea.  When  the  Israelites  were  brought 
down  to  the  very  shore  with  nothing  but  destruction 
before  them,  a  way  was  opened.  What  did  Mr.  Brad- 
shaw  bid  us  observ'e  ?  The  Egyptians  were  close  be- 
liind — so  close  that  the  Israelites  saw  them  ;  the  sea 
was  in  front.  The  road  was  not  made  till  the  enemy 
was  upon  them,  and  then  the  waters  were  divided  and 
became  a  wall  unto  them  on  their  right  hand  and  on 
their  left  ;  the  very  waters,  Mr.  Bradshaw  remarked, 
which  before  were  their  terror.  God,  too,  might  have 
sent  them  a  different  way  ;  no  doubt  He  might,  but 
He  chose  that  way." 

"  Zachariah,  I  heard  Mr.  Bradshaw  as  well  as  your- 
self ;  I  am  a  member  of  the  church  just  as  much  as  you 
are,  and  I  don't  think  it  becoming  of  you  to  preach  to 
me  as  if  you  were  a  minister."  Her  voice  rose  and 
became  shriller  as  she  went  on.  "  I  will  not  stand  it. 
Who  are  you  that  you  should  talk  to  me  so  ? — bad 
enough  to  bring  me  down  here  to  die,  without  treating 
me  as  if  I  were  an  unconverted  character.  Oh  !  if  I 
had  but  a  home  to  go  to  !  "  and  she  covered  her  face 
with  her  apron  and  became  hysterical. 

What  a  revelation  !  By  this  time  he  had  looked  often 
into  the  soul  of  the  woman  whom  he  had  chosen — the 
woman  with  whom  he  was  to  be  for  ever  in  this  world — 
and  had  discovered  that  there  was  nothing,  nothing, 
absolutely  nothing  which  answered  anything  in  himself 
with  a  smile  of  recognition  ;  but  he  now  looked  again, 
and  found  something  worse  than  emptiness.  He  found 
lurking  in  the  obscure  darkness  a  reptile  with  cruel 
fangs  which  at  any  moment  might  turn  upon  liim  when 
he  was  at  his  weakest  and  least  able  to  defend  himself. 
He  had  that  in  him  by  nature  which  would  have 
prompted  him  to  desperate  deeds.  He  could  have 
flung  himself  from  her  with  a  curse,  or  even  have 
killed  himself  in  order  to  escape  from  liis  difficulty. 
But  whatever  there  was  in  him  originally  had  been 
changed.     Upon    the    wild    stem    had    been    grafted    a 


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nobler  slip,  which  drew  all  its  sap  from  the  old  root, 
but  had  civilised  and  sweetened  its  acrid  juices.  He 
leaned  over  his  wife,  caressed  her,  gave  her  water,  and 
restored  her. 

"  God  knows,"  he  said,  "  I  did  not  mean  to  preach 
to  you.  God  in  heaven  knows  I  need  that  somebody 
should  preach  to  me."  He  knelt  down  before  her  as 
she  remained  leaning  back  in  the  chair,  and  he  repeated 
the  Lord's  Prayer  :  "  Give  us  this  day  our  daily  bread. 
Forgive  its  our  trespasses  as  we  forgive  them  that  trespass 
against  us."  But  will  it  be  believed  that  as  he  rose 
from  his  knees,  before  he  had  actually  straightened  his 
limbs,  two  lines  from  the  "  Corsair  "  flashed  into  his 
mind,  not  particularly  apposite,  but  there  they  were  : 

"  She  rose — she  sprung — she  clung  to  his  embrace 
Till  his  heart  heaved  beneath  her  hidden  face  ?  " 

Whence  had  they  descended  ?  He  was  troubled  at 
their  sudden  intrusion,  and  he  went  silently  to  the 
window,  moodily  gazing  into  the  street.  His  wife, 
left  to  herself,  recovered,  and  prepared  supper.  There 
was  no  reconciliation,  at  least  on  her  side.  She  was  not 
capable  of  reconciliation.  Her  temper  exhausted  itself 
gradually.  With  her  the  storm  never  broke  up  nobly 
and  with  magnificent  forgetfulness  into  clear  spaces  of 
azure,  with  the  singing  of  birds  and  with  hot  sunshine 
turning  into  diamonds  every  remaining  drop  of  the 
deluge  which  had  threatened  ruin  ;  the  change  was 
always  rather  to  a  uniformly  obscured  sky  and  a  cold 
drizzle  which  lasted  all  day. 

The  next  morning  he  renewed  his  quest.  He  was  away 
all  day  long,  but  he  had  no  success.  He  was  now 
getting  very  anxious.  He  was  expecting  his  furniture, 
which  he  had  directed  to  be  sent  to  the  inn  where  they 
had  first  stayed,  and  he  would  have  to  pay  for  the 
carriage.  His  landlord  had  insisted  on  a  week's  rent 
beforehand,  so  that,  putting  aside  Ihe  sum  for  the 
carrier,  he  had  now  two  pounds  left.  He  thought  of 
appealing  to  his  friends  ;  but  he  had  a  great  horror  of 
asking  for  charity,  and  could  not  bring  himself  to  do  it. 


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The  third,  fourth,  and  fifth  day  passed,  with  no  result. 
On  the  seventh  day  he  found  that  his  goods  had  come  ; 
but  he  decided  not  to  move,  as  it  meant  expense.  He 
took  away  a  chest  of  clothes,  and  remained  where  he 
was.  By  way  of  recoil  from  the  older  doctrine  that 
suffering  does  men  good,  it  has  been  said  that  it  does 
no  good.  Both  statements  are  true,  and  both  untrue. 
Many  it  merely  brutalises.  Half  the  crime  of  the  world 
is  caused  by  suffering,  and  half  its  virtues  are  due  to 
happiness.  Nevertheless  suffering,  actual  personal  suf- 
fering, is  the  mother  of  innumerable  beneficial  experi- 
ences, and  unless  we  are  so  weak  that  we  yield  and 
break,  it  extracts  from  us  genuine  answers  to  many 
questions  which,  without  it,  we  either  do  v<.  t  put  to 
ourselves,  or,  if  they  are  asked,  are  turned  aside  with 
traditional  replies.  A  man  who  is  strong  and  survives 
can  hardly  pace  the  pavements  of  a  city  for  days  search- 
ing for  employment,  his  pocket  every  day  becoming 
lighter,  without  feeling  in  after  life  that  he  is  richer  by 
something  which  all  the  universities  in  the  world  could 
not  have  given  him.  Tha^  most  dramatic  of  poets 
cannot  imagine,  even  afar  of^  what  such  a  man  feels  and 
thinks,  especially  if  his  temperament  be  nervous  and 
foreboding.  How  foreign,  hard,  repellent,  are  the 
streets  in  which  he  is  a  stranger,  alone  amidst  a  crowd 
of  people  all  intent  upon  their  own  occupation,  whilst 
he  has  none  !  At  noon,  when  business  is  at  its  height, 
he,  with  nothing  to  do,  sits  down  on  a  seat  in  an  open 
place,  or,  may  be,  on  the  doorstep  of  an  empty  house, 
unties  the  little  parcel  he  has  brought  with  him,  and 
eats  his  dry  bread.  He  casts  up  in  his  mind  the  shops 
he  has  visited  ;  he  reflects  that  he  has  taken  all  the 
more  promising  first,  and  that  not  more  than  two  or 
three  are  left.  He  tliinks  of  the  vast  waste  of  the  city 
all  round  him  ;  its  miles  of  houses  ;  and  he  has  a  more 
vivid  sense  of  abandonment  than  if  he  were  on  a  plank 
in  the  middle  of  the  Atlantic.  Towards  the  end  of  the 
afternoon  the  pressure  in  the  offices  and  banks  increases  ; 
the  clerks  hurry  hither  and  thither  ;  he  has  no  share 
whatever  in  the  excitement  ;  he  is  an  intrusion.  He 
lingers  about  aimlessly,   and  presently  the  great  tide 


92  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

turns  outwards  and  flows  towards  the  suburbs.  Every 
vehicle  which  passes  him  is  crowded  with  happy  folk 
who  have  earned  their  living  and  are  going  home. 
He  has  earned  nothing.  Let  anybody  who  wants  to 
test  the  strength  of  the  stalk  of  carle  hemp  in  him.  try 
it  by  the  wringing  strain  of  a  day  thus  spent  !  How 
humiliating  are  the  repulses  he  encounters  !  Most 
employers  to  whom  a  request  is  made  for  something  to 
do  prefer  to  treat  it  as  a  petition  for  alms,  and  answer 
accordingly.  They  understand  what  is  wanted  before 
a  word  is  spoken,  and  bawl  out  "  No  !  Shut  the  door 
after  you."  One  man  to  whom  Zachariah  applied  was 
opening  his  letters.  For  a  moment  he  did  not  pay  the 
slightest  attention,  but  as  Zachariah  continued  waiting, 
he  shouted  with  an  oath,  "  ^\^lat  do  you  stand  staring 
there  for  ?  Be  off  !  "  There  was  once  a  time  when 
Zachariah  would  have  stood  up  against  the  wretch  ;  but 
he  could  not  do  it  now,  and  he  retreated  in  silence. 
Nevertheless,  when  he  got  out  into  the  street  he  felt 
as  if  he  could  have  rushed  back  and  gripped  the  brute's 
throat  till  he  had  squeeze^  the  soul  out  of  his  carcass. 
Those  of  us  who  have  craved  unsuccessfully  for  per- 
mission to  do  what  the  Maker  of  us  all  has  fitted  us 
to  do  alone  understand  how  revolutions  are  generated. 
Talk  about  the  atrocities  of  the  Revolution  !  All  the 
atrocities  of  the  democracy  heaped  together  ever  since 
the  world  began  would  not  equal,  if  we  had  any  gauge 
by  which  to  measure  them,  the  atrocities  perpetrated 
in  a  week  upon  the  poor,  simply  because  they  are  poor  ; 
and  the  marvel  rather  is,  not  that  there  is  every  now  and 
then  a  September  massacre  at  which  all  the  world  shrieks, 
but  that  such  horrors  are  so  infrequent.  Again,  I  say, 
let  no  man  judge  communist  or  anarchist  till  he  has 
asked  for  leave  to  work,  and  a  "  Damn  your  eyes  !  "  has 
rung  in  his  ears. 

Zachariah  had  some  self-respect  ;  he  was  cared  for 
by  God,  and  in  God's  Book  was  a  registered  decree 
concerning  him.  These  men  treated  him  as  if  he  were 
not  a  person,  an  individual  soul,  but  as  an  atom  of  a 
mass  to  be  swept  out  anywhere,  into  the  gutter — into  the 
river.     He   was  staggered  for  a  time.     Hundreds  and 


A  STRAIN  ON  THE  CABLE  93 

thousands  of  human  beings  swarmed  past  him,  and  he 
could  not  help  saying  to  himself  as  he  looked  up  to  the 
grey  sky,  "Is  it  true,  then  ?  Does  God  really  know 
anything  about  me  ?  Are  we  not  born  by  the  milUon 
every  week,  like  spawn,  and  crushed  out  of  existence 
like  spawn  ?  Is  not  humanity  the  commonest  and 
cheapest  thing  in  the  world  ?  "  But  as  yet  his  faith  was 
unshaken,  and  he  repelled  the  doubt  as  a  temptation  of 
Satan.  Blessed  is  the  man  who  can  assign  promptly 
everything  which  is  not  in  harmony  with  himself  to  a 
devil,  and  so  get  rid  of  it.  The  pitiful  case  is  that  of 
the  distracted  mortal  who  knows  not  what  is  the  degree 
of  authority  which  his  thoughts  and  impulses  possess  ; 
who  is  constantly  bewildered  by  contrary  messages, 
and  has  no  evidence  as  to  their  authenticity.  Zachariah 
had  his  rule  still  ;  the  suggestion  in  the  street  was  tried 
by  it ;  found  to  be  false  ;  was  labelled  accordingly,  and 
he  was  relieved. 

The  dread  of  the  real,  obvious  danger  was  not  so 
horrible  as  a  vague,  shapeless  fear  which  haunted  him. 
It  was  a  coward  enemy,  for  it  seized  him  when  he  was 
most  tired  and  most  depressed.  What  is  that  nameless 
terror  ?  Is  it  a  momentary  revelation  of  the  infinite 
abyss  which  surrounds  us  ;  from  the  sight  of  which  we 
are  mercifully  protected  by  a  painted  vapour,  by  an 
illusion  ;  that  unspeakable  darkness  which  we  all  of  us 
know  to  exist,  but  which  we  hypocritically  deny,  and 
determine  never  to  confess  to  wne  another  ?  Here  again, 
however,  Zachariah  had  his  advantage  over  others.  He 
had  his  precedent.  He  remembered  that  quagmire  in 
the  immortal  Progress,  into  which,  if  even  a  good  man 
falls,  he  can  find  no  bottom  ;  he  remembered  that  gloom 
so  profound  "  that  ofttimes,  when  he  lifted  up  his  foot 
to  set  forward,  he  knew  not  where  or  upon  what  he  should 
set  it  next  ;  "  he  remembered  the  flame  and  smoke,  the 
sparks  and  hideous  noises,  the  things  that  cared  not  for 
Christian's  sword,  so  that  he  was  forced  to  betake  himself 
to  another  weapon  called  All-prayer  ;  he  remembered 
how  that  Christian  was  so  confounded  thai  he  did  not  know 
his  own  voice  ;  "  he  remembered  the  voice  of  a  man  ;is 
going  before,  saying,  "  Though  I  walk  through  the  valley 


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of  the  shadow  of  death  I  will  fear  none  ill,  for  Thou  art 
with  me."  Lastly,  he  remembered  that  by-and-by  the 
day  broke,  and  Christian  cried,  "  He  hath  turned  the 
shadow  of  death  into  the  morning."  He  remembered  all 
this  ;  he  could  connect  his  trouble  with  the  trouble  of 
others  ;  he  could  give  it  a  place  in  the  dispensation  of 
things,  and  could  therefore  lift  himself  abov^e  it. 

He  had  now  been  in  Manchester  a  fortnight,  and  his 
little  store  had  dwindled  down  to  five  shillings.  It  was 
Saturday  night.  On  the  Sunday,  as  his  last  chance, 
he  meant  to  write  to  Mr.  Bradshaw.  He  went  out  on 
the  Sunday  morning,  and  had  persuaded  his  wife  to 
accompany  him.  They  entered  the  first  place  of  worship 
they  saw.  It  was  a  Methodist  chapel,  and  the  preacher 
was  Arminian  in  the  extreme.  It  was  the  first  time 
Zachariah  had  ever  been  present  at  a  Methodist  service. 
The  congregation  sang  with  much  fervour,  and  during 
the  prayer,  which  was  very  long,  they  broke  in  upon  it 
with  ejaculations  of  their  own,  such  as  "  Hear  him,  O 
Lord  !  " — "  Lord  have  mercy  on  us  !  " 

The  preacher  spoke  a  broad  Lancashire  dialect,  and 
was  very  dramatic.  He  pictured  God's  efforts  to  save 
a  soul.  Under  the  pulpit  ledge  was  the  imaginary  bot- 
tomless pit  of  this  world — not  of  the  next.  He  leaned 
over  and  pretended  to  be  drawing  the  soul  up  with  a 
cord.  "  He  comes,  he  comes  !  "  he  cried  ;  "  God  be 
praised  he  is  safe  !  "  and  he  landed  him  on  the  Bible. 
The  congregation  gave  a  great  groan  of  relief.  "  There 
he  is  on  the  Rock  of  Ages  !  No,  no,  he  slips  ;  the  Devil 
has  him  !  "  The  preacher  tried  to  rescue  him  "  He 
is  gone — gone  !  "  and  he  bent  over  the  pulpit  in  agony. 
The  people  almost  shrieked.  "  Gone — gone  !  "  he  said 
again  with  most  moving  pathos,  and  was  still  for  a  mo- 
ment. Then  gathering  himself  up,  he  solemnly  repeated 
the  terrible  verses  :  "  For  it  is  impossible  for  those  who 
were  once  enlightened,  and  have  tasted  of  the  heavenly  gift, 
and  were  made  partakers  of  the  Holy  Ghost,  and  have 
tasted  the  good  word  of  God,  and  the  powers  of  the  world 
to  com.e,  if  they  shall  fall  awav,  to  renew  them  again  unto 
repentance  ;  seeing  they  crucify  to  themselves  the  Son  of 
God  afresh,  and  put  Him  to  an  open  shame."     Zachariah 


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knew  that  text  well.  Round  it  had  raged  the  polemics 
of  ages.  Mr.  Bradshaw  had  never  referred  to  it  but 
once,  and  all  the  elder  members  of  his  congregation  were 
eager  in  the  extreme  to  hear  what  he  had  to  say  about 
it  He  boldly  declared  that  it  had  nothing  to  do  with  the 
elect.  He  was  compelled  to  do  so.  Following  his  master 
Calvin,  he  made  it  apply  to  outsiders.  The  elect,  says 
Calvin,  are  beyond  the  risk  of  fatal  fall.  But  "  I  deny," 
he  goes  on  to  say,  that  "  there  is  any  reason  why  God 
may  not  bestow  even  on  the  reprobate  a  taste  of  His 
favour  ;  may  irradiate  their  minds  with  some  scintilla- 
tions of  His  light  ;  may  touch  them  with  some  sense  of 
His  goodness  ;  may  somehow  engrave  His  word  on  their 
minds."  Horrible,  most  horrible,  we  scream,  that  the 
Almighty  should  thus  play  with  those  whom  He  means 
to  destroy  ;  but  let  us  once  more  remember  that  these 
men  did  not  idly  believe  in  such  cruelty.  They  were 
forced  into  their  belief  by  the  demands  of  their  under- 
standing, and  their  assent  was  more  meritorious  than  the 
weak  protests  of  so-called  enlightenment.  Zachariah. 
pondering  absently  on  what  he  had  heard,  was  passing 
out  of  the  chapel  when  a  hand  was  gently  laid  on  his 
shoulder. 

"  Ah,  friend,  what  are  you  doing  here  ? 

He  turned  round  and  recognised  WiUiam  Ogden,  who 
had  been  sent  by  the  Hampden  Club  in  Manchester 
some  six  months  before  as  a  delegate  to  the  Friends  of  the 
People  in  London.  The  two  walked  some  distance 
together,  and  Zachariah  gave  him  the  history  of  the  last 
three  weeks.  With  the  murder  he  was,  of  course, 
acquainted.  Ogden  was  a  letterpress  printer,  and  when 
he  heard  that  Zachariah  was  in  such  straits,  he  said  that 
he  thought  he  might  perhaps  find  him  a  job  for  the 
present,  and  told  him  to  come  to  his  office  on  the  follow- 
ing morning.  Zachariah's  heart  rejoiced  that  his  bread 
would  not  fail,  but  he  characteristically  rejoiced  even 
more  at  this  signal  proof  that  his  trust  in  his  God  was 
justified.  When  he  reached  home  he  proposed  to  his 
wife  that  they  should  at  once  kneel  down  and  thank 
God  for  His  mercy. 

"  Of   course,   Zachariah  ;    but  you  are  not  yet  sure 


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you    will    get    anything.     I    will    take   oflE   my   things 
directly." 

"  Need  you  wait  to  take  off  your  things,  my  dear  ?  " 
"  Really,   Zachariah,   you  do  make  such  strange  re- 
marks sometimes.     I  need  not  wait  ;  but  I  am  sure  it 
will  be  more  becoming,  and  it  will  give  you  an  oppor- 
tunity to  think  over  what  you  are  going  to  say." 

Accordingly  Mrs.  Coleman  retired  for  about  five 
minutes.  On  her  return  she  observ^ed  that  it  was  the 
time  for  regular  family  prayer,  and  she  produced  the 
Bible.  Zachariah  had  indeed  had  the  opportunity  to 
think,  and  he  had  thought  very  rapidly.  The  mere 
opening  of  the  sacred  Book,  however,  always  acted  as  a 
spell,  and  when  its  heavy  lids  fell  down  on  either  side  the 
room  cleared  itself  of  all  haunting,  intrusive  evil  spirits. 
He  read  the  seveateenth  chapter  of  Exodus,  the  story 
of  the  water  brought  out  of  the  rock  ;  and  he  thanked 
the  Almightv  with  great  earnestness  for  the  favour  shown 
him,  never  once  expressing  a  doubt  that  he  would  not  be 
successful.  He  was  not  mistaken,  for  Ogden  had  a  place 
for  him,  just  as  good  and  just  as  permanent  as  the  one 
he  had  left  in  London. 


CHAPTER  X 

Disintegration  by  Degrees 

We  must  now  advance  a  little  more  rapidly-  It  was  in 
the  beginning  of  1815  that  Zacharian  found  himself 
settled  in  Manchester.  That  eventful  year  passed  with- 
out any  external  change,  so  far  as  he  was  concerned. 
He  became  a  member  of  the  Hampden  Club,  to  which 
Ogden  and  Bamford  belonged  ;  but  he  heard  nothing 
of  Maitland  nor  of  Caillaud.  He  had  a  letter  now  and 
then  from  Mr.  Bradshaw,  and  it  was  a  sore  trial  to  liim 
that  nobody  could  be  found  in  Manchester  to  take  the 
place  of  that  worthy  man  of  God.  He  could  not  attach 
himself  definitely  to  any  church  in  the  town,  and  the 
habit  grew  upon  him  of  wandering  into  this  or  the  other 
chapel  as  his  fancy  led  him.  His  comrades  often  met 
on  Sunday  evenings.  At  first  he  would  not  go  ;  but 
he  was  afterwards  persuaded  to  do  so.  The  reasons 
which  induced  him  to  alter  his  mind  were,  in  the  first 
place,  the  piety,  methodistic  most  of  it,  which  was  then 
mixed  up  with  politics  ;  and  secondly,  a  growing  fierce- 
ness of  temper,  which  -made  the  cause  of  the  people  a 
religion.  From  181 6  downwards  it  may  be  questioned 
whether  he  would  not  have  felt  himself  more  akin  with 
any  of  his  democratic  friends,  who  were  really  in  earnest 
over  the  great  struggle,  than  with  a  sleek  half  Tory 
professor  of  the  go.spel,  however  orthodox  he  might  have 
been,  lia  1816  the  situation  of  the  working  classes  had 
become  almost  intolerable.  Towards  the  end  of  the  year 
wheat  rose  to  103s.  a  quarter,  and  incendiarism  was 
common  all  over  England.     A  sense  of  insecurity  and 

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98  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

terror  took  possession  of  everybody.  Secret  outrages, 
especially  fires  by  night,  chill  the  courage  of  the  bravest, 
as  those  know  well  enough  who  have  lived  in  an  agricul- 
tural county,  when,  just  before  going  to  bed,  great  lights 
are  seen  on  the  horizon  ;  when  men  and  women  collect 
on  bridges  or  on  hill  tops,  asking  "  Where  is  it  ?  "  and 
when  fire-engines  tearing  through  the  streets  arrive 
useless  at  their  journey's  end  because  the  hose  has  been 
cut.  One  evening  in  November  1816,  Zachariah  was 
walking  home  to  his  lodgings.  A  special  meeting  of  the 
club  had  been  called  for  the  following  Sunday  to  consider 
a  proposal  made  for  a  march  of  the  unemployed  upon 
London.  Three  persons  passed  him — two  men  and 
a  woman — who  turned  round  and  looked  at  him  and 
then  went  on.  He  did  not  recognise  them,  but  he  noticed 
that  they  stopped  opposite  a  window,  and  as  he  came 
up  they  looked  at  him  again.  He  could  not  be  mis- 
taken ;  they  were  the  Major,  Caillaud,  and  his  daughter. 
The  most  joyous  recognition  followed,  and  Zachariah 
insisted  on  their  going  home  with  him.  It  often  happens 
that  we  become  increasingly  intimate  with  one  another 
even  when  we  are  shut  out  from  all  intercourse.  Zach- 
ariah had  not  seen  the  Major  nor  Caillaud  nor  Pauline 
for  two  years,  and  not  a  single  thought  had  been  inter- 
changed. Nevertheless  he  was  much  nearer  and  dearer 
to  them  than  he  was  before.  He  had  unconsciouslj' 
moved  on  a  line  rapidly  sweeping  round  into  parallelism 
with  theirs.  The  relationship  between  himself  and  his^ 
wife  during  those  two  years  had  become,  not  openly 
hostile,  it  is  true,  but  it  was  neutral.  Long  ago  he  had 
given  up  the  habit  of  talking  to  her  about  politics,  the 
thing  which  lay  nearest  to  his*  heart  just  then.  The 
pumping  effort  of  bringing  out  a  single  sentence  in  her 
presence  on  any  abstract  topic  was  incredible,  and  so  he 
learned  at  last  to  come  home,  though  his  heart  and 
mind  were  full  to  bursting,  and  say  nothing  more  to  her 
than  that  he  had  seen  her  friend  Mrs.  Sykes,  or  bought 
his  tea  at  a  different  shop.  On  the  other  hand,  the 
revolutionary  literature  of  the  time,  and  more  particu- 
larly Byron,  increasingly  interested  him.  The  very 
wildness  and  remoteness  of  Byron's  romance  was  just 


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what  suited  him.  It  is  all  very  well  for  the  happy  and 
well-to-do  to  talk  scornfully  of  poetic  sentimentality. 
Those  to  whom  a  natural  outlet  for  their  affection  is  de- 
nied know  better.  They  instinctively  turn  to  books 
which  are  the  farthest  removed  from  commonplace  and 
are  in  a  sense  unreal.  Not  to  the  prosperous  man,  a  dweller 
in  beautiful  scenery,  well  married  to  an  intelligent  wife, 
is  Byron  precious,  but  to  the  poor  wretch,  say  some 
City  clerk,  with  an  aspiration  beyond  his  desk,  who  has 
two  rooms  in  Camberwell  ;  and  who  before  he  knew 
what  he  was  doing  made  a  marriage — well — which  was 
a  mistake,  but  who  is  able  to  turn  to  that  island  in  the 
summer  sea,  where  dwells  Kaled,  his  mistress — Kaled, 
the  Dark  Page  disguised  as  a  man,  who  watches  her 
beloved   dying  : 

"  Who  nothing  fears,  nor  feels,  nor  heeds,  nor  sees, 
Save  that  damp  brow  which  rests  upon  his  knees  ; 
Save  that  pale  aspect,  where  the  eye,  though  dim, 
Held  all  the  light  that  shone  on  earth  for  him." 

When  they  came  indoors,  and  Mrs.  Zachariah  heard 
on  the  stairs  the  tramp  of  other  feet  besides  those  of  her 
husband,  she  prepared  herself  to  be  put  out  of  temper. 
Not  that  she  could  ever  be  really  surprised  She  was 
not  one  of  those  persons  who  keep  a  house  orderly  for 
the  sake  of  appearances.  She  would  have  been  just  the 
same  if  she  had  been  living  alone,  shipwrecked  on  a  soli- 
tary island  in  the  Pacific.  She  was  the  born  natural 
enemy  of  dirt,  dust,  untidiness,  and  of  every  kind  of 
irregularity,  as  the  cat  is  the  born  natural  enemy  of  the 
mouse.  The  sight  of  dirt,  in  fact,  gave  her  a  quiet  kind 
of  delight,  because  she  foresaw  the  pleasure  of  annihil- 
ating it.  Irregularity  was  just  as  hateful  to  her.  She 
could  not  sit  still  if  one  ornament  on  the  mantelpiece 
looked  one  way  and  the  other  another  way,  and  she 
would  have  risen  from  her  deathbed,  if  she  could  have 
done  so,  to  put  a  chair  straight.  She  was  not,  therefore, 
aggrieved  in  expectancy  because  she  was  not  fit  to  be 
seen.  It  was  rather  because  she  resented  any  interrup- 
tion  of   domestic   order   of    which   she   had    not   been 


100  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

previously  forewarned.  As  it  happened,  however  the 
Major  came  first,  and  striding  into  the  room,  he  shook 
her  hand  with  considerable  fervour  and  kissed  it  gallantly. 
Her  gathering  ill-temper  disappeared  with  the  prompti- 
tude of  a  flash.  It  was  a  muddy  night  ;  the  Major  had 
not  carefully  wiped  his  boots,  and  the  footmarks  were 
all  over  the  floor.  She  saw  them,  but  they  were 
nothing. 

"  My  dear  Mrs.  Coleman,  how  are  you  ?  What  a 
blessing  to  be  here  again  in  your  comfortable 
quarters." 

"  Really,  Major  Maitland,  it  is  very  good  of  you  to  say 
so.  I  am  very  glad  to  see  you  again.  Where  have  you 
been  ?     I  thought  we  had  lost  you  for  ever." 

Caillaud  and  his  daughter  had  followed.  They 
bowed  to  her  formally,  and  she  begged  them  to  be 
seated. 

"  Then,  my  dear  madam,"  continued  the  Major, 
laughing,  "  you  must  have  thought  me  dead.  You 
might  have  known  that  if  I  had  not  been  dead  I  must 
have  come  back." 

She  coloured  just  a  trifle,  but  made  no  reply  further 
than  to  invite  all  the  company  to  have  supper. 

Zachariah  was  somewhat  surprised.  He  did  not 
know  what  sort  of  a  supper  it  could  be  ;  but  he  was 
silent.  She  asked  Pauline  to  take  off  her  bonnet,  and 
then  proceeded  to  lay  the  cloth.  For  five  minutes,  or 
perhaps  ten  minutes,  she  disappeared,  and  then  there 
came,  not  only  bread  and  cheese,  but  cold  ham,  a  plenti- 
ful supply  of  beer,  and,  more  wonderful  still,  a  small 
cold  beefsteak  pie.  Everything  was  produced  as  easily 
as  if  it  had  been  the  ordinary  fare,  and  Zachariah  was 
astonished  at  his  wife's  equality  to  the  emergency. 
Whence  she  obtained  the  ham  and  beefsteak  pie  he  could 
not  conjecture.  She  apologised  for  having  nothing 
hot ;  would  have  had  something  better  if  she  had 
known,  etc.,  etc.,  and  then  sat  down  at  the  head  of  the 
table.  The  IMajor  sat  on  her  right,  Pauline  next  to  liim, 
and  opposite  to  Pauline,  Caillaud  and  Zachariah.  Their 
hostess  immediately  began  to  ask  questions  about  the 
events  of  that  fatal  night  when  they  all  left  London. 


DISINTEGRATION  BY  DEGREES         loi 

The  Major,  however,  interposed,  and  said  that  it 
would  perhaps  be  better  if  nothing  was  said  upon  that 
subject. 

"  A  dismal  topic,"  he  observed  ;  "  talking  about  it 
can  do  no  good,  and  I  for  one  don't  want  to  be  upset  by 
thinking  about  it  just  before  I  go  to  bed." 

"  At  least,"  said  Zachariah,  "  you  can  tell  us  why  you 
are  in  Manchester  ?  " 

"  Certainly,"  replied  the  Major.  "  In  the  first  place, 
Paris  is  not  quite  so  pleasant  as  it  used  to  be  ;  London, 
too,  is  not  attractive  ;  and  we  thought  that,  on  the  whole, 
Manchester  was  to  be  preferred.  Moreover,  a  good  deal 
will  have  to  be  done  during  the  next  twelvemonth,  and 
Manchester  will  do  it.  You  will  hear  all  about  it  when 
your  club  meets  next  time." 

"  You've  been  in  Paris  ?  "  said  Mrs.  Zachariah. 
"  Isn't  it  very  wicked  ?  " 

"  Well,  that  depends  on  what  you  call  wicked." 

"  Surely  there  cannot  be  two  opinions  on  that 
point." 

"  It  does  seem  so  ;  and  yet  when  you  live  abroad  you 
find  that  things  which  are  made  a  great  deal  of  here  are 
not  thought  so  much  of  there  ;  and,  what  is  very  curious, 
they  think  other  things  very  wrong  there  of  which  we 
take  no  account  here." 

"  Is  that  because  they  are  not  Christians  ?  " 

"  Oh  dear  no  ;  I  am  speaking  of  good  Christian 
people  ;  at  least  so  I  take  them  to  be.  And  really,  when 
you  come  to  consider  it,  we  all  of  us  make  a  great  fuss 
about  our  own  httle  bit  of  \'irtue,  and  undervalue  rfie 
rest — I  cannot  tell  upon  whose  authority." 

"  But  are  they  not,  Major,  dreadfully  immoral  in 
France  ?  " 

Pauline  leaned  over  her  plate  and  looked  Mrs.  Coleman 
straight  in  the  face. 

"  ]\Irs.  Coleman,  you  are  English  ;    you " 

Her  father  put  up  his  hand  ;  he  foresaw  what  was 
coming,  and  that  upon  this  subject  Pauline  would  have 
defied  all  the  rules  of  hospitality.  So  he  replied  calmly, 
but  with  the  calm  of  suppressed  force  : 

"  Mrs.  Coleman,  as  my  daughter  says,  you  are  English  ; 

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102  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

you  are  excusable.     I  will  not  dispute  with  you,  but  I 
will  tell  you  a  little  story." 

"  Will  you  not  take  some  more  beer,  Mr.  Caillaud, 
before  you  begin  ? 

"  No,  thank  you,  madam,  I  have  finished." 
Caillaud  pushed  away  his  plate,  on  which  three  parts 
of  what  was  given  him,  including  all  the  ham,  remained 
untouched,  and  began — his  Gallicisms  and  broken  Eng- 
lish have  been  corrected  in  the  version  now  before  the 
reader : 

"•4n  1790  a  young  man  named  Dupin  was  living  in 
Paris,  in  the  house  of  his  father,  who  was  a  banker  there. 
The  Dupins  were  rich,  and  the  son  kept  a  mistress,  a 
girl  named  Victorine.     Dupin  the  younger  had  developed 
into  one  of  the  worst  of  men.     He  was  strictly  correct 
in  all  his  dealings,  sober,  guilty  of  none  of  the  riotous 
excesses  which  often  distinguish  youth  at  that  age,  and 
most  attentive  to  business  ;    but  he  was  utterly  self- 
regarding,    hard,    and  emotionless.     What   could   have 
induced  Victorine  to  love  him  I  do  not  know  ;    but  love 
him  she  did,  and  her  love  instead  of  being  a  folly,  was 
her  glory.     Tf  love  were  always  to  be  in  proportion  to 
desert,  measured  out  in  strictest  and  justest  huckstering 
conformity  therewith,  what  a  poor  thing  it  would  be  ! 
The  love  at  least  of  a  woman  is  as  the  love  of  the  Supreme 
Himself,  and  just  as  magnificent.     Victorine  was  faithful 
to  Dupin  ;    and  poor  and  handsome  as  she  was,  never 
wronged  him  by  a  loose  look.     Well,  Dupin 's  lather  said 
his  son  must  marry,  and  the  son  saw  how  reasonable  and 
how  necessary  the  proposal  was.     He  did  marry,  and  he 
cut  himself  adrift  from  Victorine  without  the  least  com- 
punction, allowing  her  a  small  sum  weekly,  insufficient 
to  keep  her.     There  was  no  scene  when  they  parted,  for 
his  determination  was  communicated  to  her  by  letter. 
Three  months  afterwards  she  had  a  child  of  whom  he 
was  the  father.     Did  she  quietly  take  the  money  and 
say  nothing  ?     Did  she  tear  up  the  letter  in  a  frenzy  and 
return  him  the  fragments  ?     She  did  neither.     She  wrote 
to  him  and  told  him  that  she  would  not  touch  his  gold. 
She  would  never  forget  him,  but  she  could  not  be  be- 
holden to  him  now  for  a  crust  of  bread.     She  had  done 


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no  wrong  hitherto — so  she  said,  Mrs.  Coleman  ;  I  only 
repeat  her  words — they  are  not  mine.  But  to  live  on 
him  after  he  had  left  her  would  be  a  mortal  crime.  So 
they  separated,  a  victim  she — both  victims,  I  may  say — 
to  this  cursed  thing  we  call  Society.  One  of  the  con- 
ditions on  which  the  money  was  to  have  been  given  was, 
that  she  should  never  again  recognise  him  in  any  way 
whatever.  This  half  of  the  bargain  she  faithfully  ob- 
served. For  some  months  she  was  alone,  trying  to  keep 
herself  and  her  child,  but  at  last  she  was  taken  up  by  a 
working  stone-mason  named  Legouve.  In  1793  came 
the  Terror,  and  the  Dupins  were  denounced  and  thrown 
into  the  Luxembourg.  Legouve  was  one  of  the  Com- 
mittee of  Public  Safety.  It  came  to  the  recollection  of 
the  younger  Dupin  as  he  lay  expecting  death  that  he  had 
heard  that  the  girl  Victorine  had  gone  to  live  with 
Ixgouve,  and  a  ray  of  light  dawned  on  him  in  his  dungeon. 
He  commissioned  his  wife  to  call  on  Victorine  and  im- 
plore her  to  help  them.  She  did  so.  Ah,  that  was  a 
wonderful  sight — so  like  the  Revolution  !  Madame 
Dupin,  in  her  silks  and  satins,  had  often  passed  the  ragged 
Victorine  in  the  streets,  and,  of  course,  had  never  taken 
the  slightest  notice  of  her.  Now  Madame  was  kneeling 
to  her  !  Respectability  was  in  the  dust  before  that 
which  was  not  by  any  means  respectable  ;  the  legitimate 
before  the  illegitimate  !  Oh,  it  was,  I  say,  a  wonderful 
sight  in  Victorine 's  wretched  garret  !  She  was  touched 
with  pity,  and,  furthermore,  the  memory  of  her  old  days 
with  Dupin  and  her  love  for  him  revived.  Legouve  was 
frightfully  jealous,  and  she  knew  that  if  she  pleaded 
Dupin's  cause  before  him  she  would  make  matters  worse. 
A  sudden  thought  struck  her.  She  went  to  Couthon 
and  demanded  an  audience. 

"  '  Couthon,'  she  said,  '  are  the  Dupins  to  die  ?  ' 

"  '  Yes,  to-morrow.' 

"  '  Dupin  the  younger  is  the  father  of  my  child.' 

"  '  And  he  has  deserted  you,  and  you  hate  him.  He 
shall  die.' 

"  '  Pardon  me,  I  do  not  hate  him.' 

"  '  Ah,  you  love  him  still  ;  but  that  is  no  reason  whj' 
he  should  be  spared,  my  pretty  one.     We  must  do  our 


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duty.     They  are  plotters  against  the  Republic,  and  must 

go' 

"  '  Q)uthon,  they  must  live.  Consider  ;  shall  that 
man  ascend  the  scaffold  with  the  thought  in  his  heart 
that  I  could  have  rescued  him,  and  that  I  did  not  ;  that 
I  have  had  my  revenge  ?  Besides,  what  will  be  said  ? — 
that  the  Republic  uses  justice  to  satisfy  private  ven- 
geance. All  the  women  in  my  quarter  know  who  I 
am.' 

"  '  That  is  a  fancy.' 

"  '  Fancy  !  Is  it  a  fancy  to  murder  Dupin's 
wife — murder  all  that  is  good  in  her — murder  the 
belief  in  her  for  ever  that  there  is  such  a  thing 
as  generosity  ?  You  do  not  wish  to  kill  the  soul  ? 
That  is  the  way  with  tyrants,  but  not  with  the 
Repubhc' 

"  Thus  Victorine  strove  with  Couthon,  and  he  at  last 
yielded.  Dupin  and  his  father  were  released  that  night, 
and  before  daybreak  they  were  all  out  of  Paris  and  safe. 
In  the  morning  Legouve  found  that  they  were  liberated, 
and  on  asking  Couthon  the  reason,  was  answered  with  a 
smile  that  they  had  an  eloquent  advocate.  Victorine 
had  warned  Couthon  not  to  mention  her  name,  and  he 
kept  his  promise  ;  but  Legouve  conjectured  but  too 
truly.  He  went  home,  and  in  a  furious  rage  taxed 
Victorine  with  infidelity  to  him,  in  favour  of  the  man  who 
had  abandoned  her.  He  would  not  listen  to  her,  and 
thrust  her  from  him  with  curses.  I  say  nothing  more 
about  her  history.  I  will  only  say  this,  that  Pauline  is 
that  child  who  was  born  to  her  after  Dupin  left  her.  I 
say  it  because  I  am  so  proud  that  Pauline  has  had  such 
a  mother  !  " 

"  Pauline  her  daughter  !  "  said  Zachariah.  "  I 
thought  she  was  your  daughter." 

"  She  is  my  daughter  :    I  became  her  father." 

Eveny'^body  was  silent. 

"  Ah,  you  say  nothing,"  said  Caillaud  ;  "  I  am  not 
surprised.  You  are  astonished.  Well  may  you  be  so 
that  such  a  creature  should  ever  have  lived.  What 
would  Jesus  Chri.st  have  said  to  her  ?  " 

The  company  soon  afterwards  rose  to  go. 


DISINTEGRATION  BY  DEGREES         105 

"  Good-bye,  Mrs.  Coleman,"  said  the  Major  in  his 
careless  way  ;  "I  am  glad  to  find  Manchester  does  not 
disagree  with  you.  At  least,  I  should  think  it  does 
not." 

"  Oh  no.  Major  Maitland,  I  like  it  quite  as  well  as 
London.  Mind,  you  promise  to  come  again  soon — very 
soon." 

The  Major  had  gone  downstairs  first.  She  had  fol- 
lowed him  to  the  first  landing,  and  then  returned  to  bid 
Pauline  and  Caillaud  good-bye.  She  stood  like  a  statue 
while  Pauline  put  on  her  hat. 

"  Good-night,  madam,"  said  Caillaud,  slightly  bow- 
ing. 

"  Good-night,  madam,"  said  Pauline,  not  bowing  in 
the  least. 

"  Good-night,"  she  replied,  without  relaxing  her 
rigidity. 

As  soon  as  they  were  in  the  street  Pauline  said, 
"  Father,  I  abhor  that  woman.  If  she  lives  she  will  kill 
her  husband." 

Mrs.  Coleman,  on  the  other  hand,  at  the  same  moment 
said,  "  Zachariah,  Pauline  and  Caillaud  cannot  come 
to  this  house  again." 

"  Why  not  ?  " 
.  "  Why  not,    Zachariah  ?     I   am  astonished  at  you  ! 
The  child  of  a  woman  who  lived  in  open  sin  !  " 

He  made  no  reply.  Years  ago  not  a  doubt  would 
have  crossed  his  mind.  That  a  member  of  Mr.  Brad- 
shaw's  church  could  receive  such  people  as  Caillaud  and 
Pauline  would  have  seemed  impossible.  Nevertheless, 
neither  Caillaud  nor  Pauline  were  now  repugnant  to  him  ; 
nor  did  he  feel  that  any  soundless  gulf  separated  them 
from  him,  although,  so  far  as  he  knew  his  opinions  had 
undergone  no  change. 

I\Irs.  Coleman  forbore  to  pursue  the  subject,  for  her 
thoughts  went  off  upon  another  theme,  and  she  was 
inwardly  wondering  whether  the  Major  would  ever  invite 
her  to  the  theatre  again.  Just  as  she  was  going  to 
sleep,  the  figure  of  the  Major  hovering  before  her 
eyes,  she  suddenly  bethought  herself  that  Pauline, 
if    not    handsome,    was   attractive.     She   started,    and 


io6  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

lay  awake  for  an  hour.  When  she  rose  in  the  morn- 
ing the  same  thought  again  presented  itself,  to  dwell 
with  her  hence  forwards,  and  to  gnaw  her  continually 
like  vitriol. 


CHAPTER  XI 

Politics  and  Pauline 

Sdon  after  this  visit  debates  arose  in  Zachariah's  club 
which  afterwards  ended  in  the  famous  march  of  the 
Blanketeers,  as  they  were  called.  Matters  were  becom- 
ing very  serious,  and  the  Government  was  thoroughly 
alarmed,  as  well  it  might  be,  at  the  discontent  which 
was  manifest  all  over  the  country.  The  Prince  Regent 
was  insulted  as  he  went  to  open  Parliament,  and  the 
windows  of  his  carriage  were  broken.  It  was  thought, 
and  with  some  reason,  that  the  army  could  not  be 
trusted.  One  thing  is  certain,  that  the  reformers  found 
their  way  into  the  barracks  at  Knightsbridge  and  had 
lunch  there  at  the  expense  of  the  soldiers,  who  discussed 
Hone's  pamphlets  and  roared  with  laughter  over  the 
Political  Litany.  The  Prince  Regent  communicated  to 
both  Houses  certain  papers,  and  recommended  that  they 
should  at  once  be  taken  into  consideration.  They  con- 
tained evidence,  so  the  royal  message  asserted,  of  treason- 
able combinations  "  to  alienate  the  affections  of  His 
Majesty's  subjects  from  His  Majesty's  person  and 
Government,"  &c.  Secret  committees  were  appointed 
to  consider  them  both  by  Lords  and  Commons,  and  in 
about  a  fortnight  they  made  their  reports.  The  text 
was  the  Spitalfields  meeting  of  the  preceding  2nd  of 
December.  A  mob  had  made  it  an  excuse  to  march 
through  the  city  and  plunder  some  shops.  Some  of  the 
charges  brought  against  the  clubs  by  the  Lords'  Com- 
mittee do  not  now  seem  so  very  appalling.  One  was, 
that  they  were  agitating  for  universal  suffrage  and  annual 

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Parliaments — "  projects,"  say  the  Committee,  "  which 
evidently  involve,  not  any  qualified  or  partial  change, 
but  a  total  subversion  of  the  British  constitution." 
Another  charge  was  the  advocacy  of  "  parochial  partner- 
ship in  lan-d,  on  the  principle  that  the  landholders  are 
not  proprietors  in  chief  ;  that  they  are  but  stewards  of 
the  public  ;  that  the  land  is  the  people's  farm  ;  that 
landed  monopoly  is  contrary  to  the  spirit  of  Christianity 
and  destructive  of  the  independence  and  morality  of 
mankind."  The  Reform  party  in  Parliament  en- 
deavoured to  prove  that  the  country  was  in  no  real 
danger,  and  that  the  singularly  harsh  measures  proposed 
were  altogether  unnecessary.  That  was  true.  There 
was  nothing  to  be  feared,  because  there  was  no  organisa- 
tion ;  but  nevertheless,  especially  in  the  manufacturing 
towns,  the  suffering  was  fearful  and  the  hatred  of  the 
Government  most  bitter.  What  is  so  lamentable  in  the 
history  of  those  times  is  the  undisciphned  wildness  and 
feebleness  of  the  attempts  made  by  the  people  to  better 
themselves.  Nothing  is  more  saddening  than  the 
spectacle  of  a  huge  mass  of  humanity  goaded,  writhing, 
starving,  and  yet  so  ignorant  that  it  cannot  choose 
capable  leaders,  cannot  obey  them  if  perchance  it  gels 
them,  and  does  not  even  know  how  to  name  its  wrongs. 
The  governing  classes  are  apt  to  mistake  the  absurdity 
of  the  manner  in  which  a  popular  demand  expresses 
itself  for  absurdity  of  the  demand  itself  ;  but  in  truth 
the  absurdity  of  the  expression  makes  the  demand  more 
noteworthy  and  terrible.  Bamford,  when  he  came  to 
London  in  the  beginning  of  1817,  records  the  impression 
which  the  clubs  made  upon  him.  He  went  to  several 
and  found  them  all  alike  ;  "  each  man  with  his  porter- 
pot  before  him  and  a  pipe  in  his  mouth  ;  many  speaking 
at  once,  more  talkers  than  thinkers  ;  more  speakers 
than  listeners.  Presently  '  Order  '  would  be  called,  and 
comparative  silence  would  ensue  ;  a  speaker,  stranger 
or  citizen,  would  be  announced  with  much  courtesy  and 
compliment.  '  Hear,  hear,  hear  '  would  follow,  with 
clapping  of  hands  and  knocldng  of  knuckles  on  the  tables, 
till  the  half-pints  danced ;  then  a  speech,  with  compli- 
ments to  some  brother  orator  or  popular  statesman  ; 


POLITICS  AND  PAULINE  109 

next  a  resolution  in  favour  of  Parliamentary  Refomn, 
and  a  speech  to  second  it  ;  an  amendment  on  some  minor 
point  would  follow  ;  a  seconding  of  that  ;  a  breach  of 
order  by  some  individual  of  warm  temperament  ;  half 
a  dozen  would  rise  to  set  him  right ;  a  dozen  to  put  them 
down  ;  and  the  vociferation  and  gesticulation  would 
become  loud  and  confounding." 

The  Manchester  clubs  had  set  their  hearts  upon  an 
expedition  to  London — thousands  strong  ;  each  man 
with  a  blanket  to  protect  him  and  a  petition  in  his  hand. 
The  discussion  on  this  project  was  long  and  eager.  The 
Major,  Caillaud  and  Zachariah  steadfastly  opposed  it  ; 
not  because  of  its  hardihood,  but  because  of  its  folly. 
They  were  outvoted  ;  but  they  conceived  themselves 
loyally  bound  to  make  it  a  success.  Zachariah  and 
Caillaud  were  not  of  much  use  in  organisation,  and  the 
whole  burden  fell  upon  the  Major.  Externally  gay,  and 
to  most  persons  justifying  the  charge  of  frivolity,  he 
wa5  really  nothing  of  the  kind  when  he  had  once  settled 
down  to  the  work  he  was  born  to  do.  His  levity  was  the 
mere  idle  sport  of  a  mind  unattached  and  seeking  its 
own  proper  object.  He  was  like  a  cat,  which  will  play 
with  a  ball  or  its  own  tail  in  the  sunshine,  but  if  a  mouse 
or  a  bird  crosses  its  path  will  fasten  on  it  with  sudden 
ferocity.  He  wrought  hke  a  slave  during  the  two 
months  before  the  eventful  loth  March  181 7,  and  well 
nigh  broke  his  heart  over  the  business.  Everything  had 
to  be  done  subterraneously  ;  for  though  the  Habeas 
Corpus  Act  was  not  yet  suspended,  preparations  for  what 
looked  like  war  were  perilous.  But  this  was  not  the 
greatest  difficulty.  He  pleaded  for  dictatorial  powers, 
and  at  once  found  he  had  made  himself  suspected  there- 
by. He  was  told  bluntly  that  working  men  did  not 
mean  to  exchange  one  despot  for  another,  and  that  they 
were  just  as  good  as  he  was.  Any  other  man  would 
have  thrown  up  his  commission  in  disgust,  but  not  so 
Major  Maitland.  He  persevered  unnaggingly,  although 
a  sub-committee  had  been  appointed  to  act  with  him 
and  check  liis  proceedings.  The  secretary  of  this  very 
sub-committee,  who  was  also  treasurer,  was  one  of  the 
causes  of  the  failure  of  the  enterprise,   for   when  the 


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march  began  neither  he  nor  the  funds  with  which  he 
had  been  entrusted  could  be  found.  After  the  club 
meetings  in  the  evening  there  was  often  an  adjournment 
to  Caillaud's  lodgings,  where  the  Major,  Zachariah, 
Caillaud,  and  Pauline  sat  up  till  close  upon  midnight. 
One  evening  there  was  an  informal  conference  of  this 
kind  prior  to  the  club  meeting  on  the  following  night. 
The  Major  was  not  present,  for  he  was  engaged  in  making 
some  arrangements  for  the  commissariat  on  the  march. 
He  had  always  insisted  on  it  that  they  were  indispensable, 
and  he  had  been  bitterly  opposed  the  week  before  by 
some  of  his  brethren,  who  were  in  favour  of  extempore 
foraging  which  looked  very  much  like  plunder.  He 
carried  his  point,  notwithstanding  some  sarcastic  abuse 
and  insinuations  of  half-heartedness,  which  had  touched 
also  Caillaud  and  Zachariah,  who  supported  him. 
Zachariah  was  much  depressed. 

"  Mr.  Coleman,  you  are  dull,"  said  PauUne.  "  What 
is  the  matter  ?  " 

"  Dull ! — that's  not  exactly  the  word.  I  was  thinking 
of  to-morrow." 

"  Ah  !    I  thought  so.     Well  ?  " 

Zachariah  hesitated  a  Httle.  "Is  it  worth  all  the 
trouble  ?  "  at  last  he  said,  an  old  familiar  doubt  recurring 
to  him — "  Is  it  worth  all  the  trouble  to  save  them  ? 
What  are  they  ? — and,  after  all,  what  can  we  do  for 
them  .''  Suppose  we  succeed,  and  a  hundred  thousand 
creatures  hke  those  who  blackguarded  us  last  week  get 
votes,  and  get  their  taxes  reduced,  and  get  all  they  want, 
what  then  ?  " 

Pauline  broke  in  with  aU  the  eagerness  of  a  woman 
who  is  struck  with  an  idea — "  Stop,  stop,  Mr.  Coleman. 
Here  is  the  mistake  you  make.  Grant  it  all — grant  your 
achievomcnt  is  ridiculously  small — is  it  not  worth  the 
sacrifice  of  two  or  three  hke  you  and  me  to  accomplish 
it  ?  That  is  our  error.  We  think  ourselves  of  such 
mighty  importance.  The  question  is,  whether  we  are 
of  such  importance,  and  whether  the  progress  of  the 
world  one  inch  will  not  be  cheaply  purchased  by  the 
annihilation  of  a  score  of  us.  You  believe  in  what  you 
call  salvation.      You  would  struggle  and  die  to  save  a 


POLITICS  AND  PAULINE  iii 

soul  ;  but  in  reality  you  can  never  save  a  man  ;  you 
must  be  content  to  struggle  and  die  to  save  a  little  bit 
of  him — to  prevent  one  habit  from  descending  to  his 
children.  You  won't  save  him  wholly,  but  you  may 
arrest  the  propagation  of  an  evil  trick,  and  so  improve  a 
trifle — just  a  trifle — whole  generations  to  come.  Be- 
sides, I  don't  believe  what  you  will  do  is  nothing.  '  Give 
a  hundred  thousand  blackguard  creatures  votes  ' — well, 
that  is  something.  You  are  disappointed  they  do  not  at 
once  become  converted  and  all  go  to  chapel.  That  is 
not  the  way  of  the  Supreme.  Your  hundred  thousand 
get  votes,  and  perhaps  are  none  the  better,  and  die  as 
they  were  before  they  had  votes.  But  the  Supreme  has 
a  million,  or  millions,  of  years  before  Him." 

Zachariah  was  silent.  Fond  of  dialectic,  he  generally 
strove  to  present  the  other  side  ;  but  he  felt  no  disposi- 
tion to  do  so  now,  and  he  tried  rather  to  connect  what 
she  had  said  with  something  which  he  already 
believed. 

"  True,"  he  said  at  last  ;  "  true,  or  true  in  part.  What 
are  we  ? — what  are  we  ?  "  and  so  Pauline's  philosophy 
seemed  to  reconcile  itself  with  one  of  his  favourite 
dogmas,  but  it  had  not  quite  the  same  meaning  which 
it  had  for  him  ten  years  ago. 

"  Besides,"  said  Caillaud,  "  we  hate  Liverpool  and  all 
his  crew.  When  I  think  of  that  speech  at  the  opening 
of  Parliament  I  become  violent.  There  it  is  ;  I  have 
stuck  it  up  over  the  mantelpiece  : 

"  Deeply  as  I  lament  the  pressure  of  these  evils  upon 
the  country,  I  am  sensible  that  they  are  of  a  nature  not  to 
admit  oj  an  immediate  remedy.  But  ivhilst  I  observe  with 
peculiar  satisfaction  the  fortitude  with  which  so  matiy 
privations  have  been  boriie,  and  the  active  benevolence  which 
has  been  employed  to  mitigate  them,  I  am  persuaded  that 
the  great  sources  of  our  national  prosperity  are  essentially 
tcnimpaircd  *  and  I  entertain  a  confident  expectation  thai 
the  native  energy  of  the  country  will  at  no  distant  period 
surmount  all  the  difficulties  in  which  we  are  involved." 

"  My  God,"  continued  Caillaud,  "  I  could  drive  a  knife 
into  the  heart  of  the  man  who  thus  talks  !  " 


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"  No  murder,  Caillaud,"  said  Zachariah. 

"  Well,  no.  What  is  it  but  a  word  ?  Let  tis  say 
sacrifice.  Do  you  call  the  death  of  your  Charles  a 
murder  ?  No  ;  and  the  reason  why  you  do  not  is  what  ? 
Not  that  it  was  decreed  by  a  Court.  There  have  been 
many  murders  decreed  by  Courts  according  to  law.  Was 
not  the  death  of  your  Jesus  Christ  a  murder  ?  Murder 
means  death  for  base,  selfish  ends.  What  said  Jesus — 
that  He  came  to  send  a  sword  ?  Of  course  He  did. 
Every  idea  is  a  sword.  \Vhat  a  God  He  was  !  He  was 
the  first  who  ever  cared  for  the  people — for  the  real 
people,  the  poor,  the  ignorant,  the  fools,  the  weak- 
minded,  the  slaves.  The  Greeks  and  Romans  thought 
nothing  of  these.  I  salute  thee,  O  Thou  Son  of  the 
People  !  "  and  Caillaud  took  down  a  little  crucifix  which, 
strange  to  say,  always  hung  in  his  room,  and  reverently 
incUned  himself  to  it.  "  A  child  of  the  people,"  he  con- 
tinued, "  in  ever>i;hing,  simple,  foolish,  wise,  ragged. 
Divine,  martyred  Hero." 

Zachariah  was  not  astonished  at  this  melodramatic 
display,  for  he  knew  Caillaud  well ;  and  although  this 
was  a  little  more  theatrical  than  anything  he  had  ever 
seen  before,  it  was  not  out  of  keeping  with  his  friend's 
character.  Nor  was  it  insincere,  for  Caillaud  was  not  an 
Enghshman.  Moreover,  there  is  often  more  insincerity 
in  purposely  lowering  the  expression  beneath  the  thought, 
and  denying  the  thought  thereby,  than  in  a  little  exag- 
geration. Zachariah,  although  he  was  a  Briton,  had  no 
liking  for  that  hypocrisy  which  takes  a  pride  in  reducing 
the  extraordinary  to  the  commonplace,  and  in  forcing 
an  ignoble  form  upon  that  which  is  highest.  The  con- 
versation went  no  further.     At  last  Caillaud  said  ; 

"  Come,  Pauline,  a  tune  ;  we  have  not  had  one  for  a 
long  time." 

Pauline  smiled,  and  went  into  her  little  room.  Mean- 
while her  father  removed  chairs  and  table,  piling  them 
one  on  another  so  as  to  leave  a  clear  space.  He  and 
Zachariah  crouched  into  the  recess  by  the  fireplace. 
Pauline  entered  in  the  selfsame  short  black  dress  trimmed 
with  red,  with  the  red  artificial  flower,  wearing  the  same 
red   stockings    and    dancing-slippers,    but   without    the 


POLITICS  AND  PAULINE  113 

shawl.  The  performance  this  time  was  not  quite  what 
it  was  when  Zachariah  had  seen  it  in  London.  Between 
herself  and  the  corner  where  Zachariah  and  her  father 
were  seated  she  now  had  an  imaginary  partner,  before 
whom  she  advanced,  receded,  bowed,  displayed  herself 
in  the  most  exquisitely  graceful  attitudes,  never  once 
overstepping  the  mark,  and  yet  showing  every  limb  and 
line  to  the  utmost  advantage.  Zachariah,  as  before, 
followed  every  movement  with  eager — shall  we  say  with 
hungry  eyes  ?  He  was  so  unused  to  exhibitions  of  ths 
kind  that  their  grace  was  not,  as  it  should  have  been, 
their  only  charm  ;  for,  as  we  before  observed,  in  his 
chapel  circle  even  ordinary  dancing  was  a  thing  pro- 
hibited. The  severity  of  manners  to  which  he  had  been 
accustomed  tended  to  produce  an  effect  the  very  opposite 
to  that  which  was  designed  ;  for  it  can  hardly  be  doubted 
that  if  it  were  the  custom  in  England  for  women  to  con- 
ceal the  face,  a  glimpse  of  an  eye  or  a  nose  would  excite 
unpleasant  thoughts. 

The  dance  came  to  an  end,  and  as  it  was  getting  late 
Zachariah  rose. 

"  Stop,"  said  Cailland.  "  It  is  agreed  that  if  they 
persist  on  this  march,  one  or  the  other  of  us  goes  too. 
The  Major  will  be  sure  to  go.  Which  shall  it  be,  you 
or  me  ?  " 

"  We  will  draw  lots." 

"  Good."  And  Zachariah  departed,  Pauline  laugh- 
ingly making  him  one  of  her  costume  curtseys.  He  was 
very  awkward.  He  never  knew  how  to  conduct  himself 
becomingly,  or  with  even  good  manners,  on  common- 
place occasions.  When  he  was  excited  in  argument  he 
was  completely  equal  to  the  best  company,  and  he 
would  have  held  his  own  on  level  terms  at  a  Duke's 
dinner-party,  provided  only  the  conversation  were  inter- 
esting. But  when  he  was  not  intellectually  excited  he 
was  lubberly.  He  did  not  know  what  response  to  make 
to  Pauline's  graceful  adieu,  and  retreated  sheepishly 
W^hen  he  got  home  he  found  his  wife  waiting  for  him. 
The  supper  was  cleared  away,  and,  as  usual,  she  was 
reading,  or  pretending  to  be  reading,  the  Bible. 

"  You  have  had  supper,  of  course  ?  "      There  was  a 


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peculiar  tone  in  the  "  of  course,"  as  if  she  meant  to  imply 
not  merely  that  it  was  late,  but  that  he  had  preferred  to 
have  it  with  somebody  else. 

"  I  do  not  want  any." 

"  Then  we  had  better  have  prayers." 


CHAPTER  XII 

One  Body  and  One  Spirit 

Next  week  Zachariah  found  it  necessary  to  consult  with 
Caillaud  again.  The  Major  was  to  be  there.  The  in- 
tended meeting  was  announced  to  Mrs.  Coleman  by  her 
husband  at  breakfast  on  the  day  before,  and  he  informed 
her  that  he  should  probably  be  late,  and  that  no  supper 
need  be  kept  for  him. 

"  Why  do  you  never  meet  here,  Zachariah  ?  Why 
must  it  always  be  at  Caillaud's  ?  " 

"  Did  you  not  say  that  they  should  not  come  to  this 
house  again  ?  " 

"  Yes  ;  but  I  meant  I  did  not  want  to  see  them  as 
friends.  On  business  there  is  no  reason  why  Caillaud 
should  not  come." 

"  I  cannot  draw  the  line." 

"  Zachariah,  do  you  mean  to  call  uncon\'erted  infidels 
your  friends  ?  " 

They  were  his  friends- — he  felt  they  were — and  they 
were  dear  to  him  ;  but  he  was  hardly  able  as  yet  to 
confess  it,  even  to  himself. 

"  It  will  not  do,"  he  said.  "  Besides,  Caillaud  will  be 
sure  to  bring  his  daughter." 

"  She  will  not  be  so  bold  as  to  come  if  she  is  not  asked. 
Do  /  go  with  you  anywhere  except  when  I  a.m  asked  ?  " 

"  She  has  always  been  used  to  go  out  with  her  father 
wherever  he  goes.  She  knows  all  his  affairs,  and  is  very 
useful  to  him." 

"So  it  seems.  She  must  be  very  useful.  Well,  if  it 
must  be  so,  and  it  is  on  business,  invite  her  too." 

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"  I  think  still  it  will  be  better  at  Caillaud's;  there  is 
more  room.     There  would  be  five  of  us." 

"  How  do  you  make  live  ? 

"•  There  is  the  Major.  And  why,  by  the  way,  do  you 
object  to  Caillaud  and  Pauhne  more  than  the  Major  ? 
He  is  not  converted." 

"  Theie  is  plenty  of  room  here.  I  didn't  say  I  didn't 
object  to  the  Major.  Besides,  there  is  a  difference 
between  French  infidels  and  English  people,  even  if  they 
are  not  church  members.  But  I  see  how  it  is.  You  want 
to  go  there,  and  you  will  go.  I  am  of  no  use  to  you. 
You  care  nothing  for  me.  You  can  talk  to  such  dreadful 
(  reatures  as  Caillaud  and  that  woman  who  lives  with 
iiim,  and  you  never  talk  to  me.  Oh,  I  wish  Mr.  Bradshaw 
were  here,  or  I  were  back  again  at  home  !  What  would 
Mr.  Bradshaw  say  ? 

Mrs.  Coleman  covered  her  face  in  her  hands. 

Zachariah  felt  no  pity.  His  anger  was  roused.  He 
was  able  to  say  hard  things  at  times,  and  there  was  even 
a  touch  of  brutality  in  him. 

"  Whose  fault  is  it  that  I  do  not  talk  to  you  ?  When 
did  I  ever  get  any  help  from  you  ?  What  do  you  under- 
^  tand  about  what  concerns  me,  and  when  have  you  ever 
iried  to  understand  anything  ?  Your  home  is  no  home 
to  me.  My  life  is  blasted,  and  it  might  have  been  differ- 
ent. The  meeting  shall  not  be  here,  and  I  will  do  as  I 
please." 

He  went  out  of  the  room  in  a  rage,  and  downstairs 
into  the  street,  going  straight  to  his  work.  It  is  a  terrible 
moment  when  the  first  bitter  quarrel  takes  place,  and 
when  hatred,  even  if  it  be  hatred  for  the  moment  only 
first  finds  expression.  That  moment  can  never  be  re- 
♦:aned  !  Is  it  ever  really  forgotten,  or  really  forgiven  ? 
Some  of  us  can  call  to  mind  a  word,  just  one  word, 
spoken,  twenty,  thirty,  forty,  fifty  years  ago,  which 
rings  in  our  ears  even  to-day  as  distinctly  as  when  it 
was  uttered,  and  forces  the  blood  into  the  head  as  it  did 
then.  When  Zachariah  returned  that  night  he  and  his 
wife  spoke  to  each  other  as  if  nothing  had  happened, 
but  they  spoke  only  about  indifferent  things.  The  next 
day  Mrs.  Coleman  wondered  whether,  after  all,  he  would 


ONE  BODY  AND  ONE  SPIRIT  117 

repent ;  but  the  evening  came  and  she  waited  and 
waited  in  vain.  The  poor  woman  for  hours  and  hours 
had  thought  one  thought  and  one  thought  only,  until 
at  last  she  could  bear  it  no  longer.  At  about  eight 
o'clock  she  rose,  put  on  her  cloak,  and  went  out  of  doors. 
She  made  straight  for  Caillaud's  house.  It  was  cold, 
and  the  sky  was  clear  at  intervals,  with  masses  of  clouds 
sweeping  over  the  nearly  full  moon.  What  she  was  to 
do  when  she  got  to  Caillaud's  had  not  entered  her  head. 
She  came  to  the  door  and  stopped.  It  had  just  begun 
to  rain  heavily.  The  sitting-room  was  on  the  ground- 
floor,  abutting  on  the  pavement.  The  blind  was  drawn 
down,  but  not  closely,  and  she  could  see  inside.  Caillaud 
Pauline,  and  Zachariah  were  there,  but  not  the  Major. 
Caillaud  was  sitting  by  the  fireside  ;  her  husband  and 
Pauline  were  talking  earnestly  across  the  table.  Ap- 
parently both  of  them  were  much  interested,  and  his 
face  was  lighted  up  as  she  never  saw  it  when  he  was  with 
her.  She  was  fascinated,  and  could  not  move.  It  was 
a  dull  lonely  street  and  nobody  was  to  be  seen  that  wet 
night.  She  had  no  protection  from  the  weather  but  her 
cloak,  and  in  ten  minutes,  as  the  rain  came  down  more 
heavily,  she  was  wet  through  and  shivering  from  head 
to  foot — she  who  was  usually  so  careful,  so  precise,  so 
singularly  averse  from  anything  like  disorder.  Still  she 
watched — watched  every  movement  of  those  two— every 
smile,  every  gesture  ;  and  when  Caillaud  went  out  of  the 
room,  perhaps  to  fetch  something,  she  watched  with 
increasing  and  self-forgetting  intensity.  She  had  not 
heard  footsteps  approaching.  The  wind  had  risen  ;  the 
storm  was  ever  fiercer  and  fiercer,  and  the  feverish 
energy  which  poured  itself  into  her  eyes  had  drained  and 
deadened  every  other  sense. 

"  Well,  my  good  woman,  what  do  you  want  ?  " 

She  turned  with  a  start,  and  it  was  the  Major  ! 

"  Mrs.  Coleman  !  Good  God  !  what  are  you  doing 
here  ?  You  are  soaked.  Why  don't  you  come 
in  ?  " 

■'  Oh  no,  Major  Maitland  ;  indeed  I  cannot.  I — I  had 
been  out,  and  I  had  just  stopped  a  moment.  I  didn't 
know  it  was  going  to  rain." 


ii8  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  But  I  say  you  are  dripping.  Come  in  and  see  your 
husband  ;   he  will  go  with  you." 

"  Oh  no,  Major,  please  don't ;  please  don't  mention 
it  to  him  ;  oh  no,  please  don't ;  he  would  be  very 
vexed.  I  shall  be  all  right  ;  I  will  go  on  at  once  and 
dry  myself." 

"  You  cannot  go  alone.  I  will  see  you  as  far  as  your 
house.  Here,  take  my  coat  and  put  it  over  your 
shoulders." 

The  Major  took  off  a  heavy  cloak  with  capes,  wrapped 
it  round  her,  drew  her  arm  through  his,  and  they  went 
to  her  lodgings.  She  forgot  Zachariah,  Caillaud,  and 
Pauhne.  When  they  arri\-ed  she  returned  the  cloak 
and  than-ked  him.  She  dared  not  ask  him  upstairs  and 
he  made  no  offer  to  stay. 

"  Please  say  nothing  to  my  husband  ;  promise  you 
will  not.  He  would  be  in  such  a  way  if  he  thought  I  had 
been  out ;   but  I  could  not  help  it." 

"  Oh,  certamly  not,  Mrs.  Coleman,  if  you  wish  it  ; 
though  I  am  sure  he  wouldn't,  he  couldn't  be  angry 
with  you." 

She  lingered  as  he  took  the  coat. 

"  Come  inside  and  put  it  on.  Major  Maitland  ;  why, 
it  is  you  who  are  dripping  now.  You  will  not  wear  that 
over  your  sopped  clothes.  Cannot  I  lend  you  something  ? 
Won't  you  have  something  hot  to  drink  ?  " 

"  No,  thank  you.  I  think  not ;  it  is  not  so  bad  as  all 
that." 

He  shook  hands  with  her  and  had  gone. 

She  went  upstairs  into  her  dark  room.  The  fire  was 
out.  She  hghted  no  candle,  but  sat  down  just  as  she 
was,  put  her  head  on  the  table,  and  sobbed  as  if  her  heart 
would  break.  She  was  very  seldom  overcome  by  emotion 
of  this  kind,  and  used  to  be  proud  that  she  had  never 
once  in  her  life  fainted,  and  was  not  given  to  hysterics. 
Checked  at  last  by  a  deadly  shivering  which  came  over 
her,  she  took  off  her  wet  garments,  threw  them  over  a 
chair,  and  crept  into  bed,  revolving  in  her  mind  the  ex- 
planation which  she  could  give  to  her  husband.  When 
she  saw  him,  and  he  inquired  about  her  clothes,  she 
offered  some  trifling  excuse,  which  seemed  \-ery  readily 


ONE  BODY  AND  ONE  SPIRIT  119 

to  satisfy  him,  for  he  made  scarcely  any  reply,  and  was 
soon  asleep.  This  time  it  was  her  turn  to  he  awake, 
and  the  morning  found  her  restless,  and  with  every  symp- 
tom of  a  serious  illness  approaching. 


CHAPTER  XIII 

To  THE  Greeks  Foolishness 

Neither  Mrs.  Coleman  nor  her  husband  thought  it 
anything  worse  than  a  feverish  cold,  and  he  went  to  his 
work.  It  was  a  club  night,  the  night  on  which  the  final 
arrangements  for  the  march  were  to  be  made,  and  he  did 
not  Uke  to  be  away.  His  wife  was  to  lie  in  bed  ;  but  a 
woman  in  the  house  offered  to  wait  upon  her  and  bring 
what  little  food  she  wanted.  It  was  settled  at  the  club 
that  the  Major  should  accompany  the  expedition  and 
Zachariah  and  Caillaud  having  drawn  lots,  the  lot  fell 
upon  Caillaud.  A  last  attempt  was  made  to  dissuade  the 
majority  from  the  undertaking  ;  but  it  had  been  made 
before,  not  only  by  our  three  friends,  but  by  other 
I^ncashire  societies,  and  had  failed.  The  only  effect  its 
renewal  had  now  was  a  disagreeable  and  groundless 
insinuation  wliich  was  unendurable.  On  liis  return  from 
the  meeting  Zachariah  was  alarmed.  His  wife  was  in 
great  pain,  and  had  taken  next  to  nothing  all  day.  Late 
as  it  was,  he  went  for  a  doctor,  who  would  give  no  opinion 
as  to  the  nature  of  the  disease  then,  but  merely  ordered 
her  some  kmd  of  sedative  mixture,  which  happily  gave 
her  a  little  sleep.  Zachariah  was  a  working  man  and  a 
poor  man.  Occasionally  it  does  happen  that  a  working 
man  and  a  poor  man  has  nerves,  and  never  does  his 
poverty  appear  so  hateful  to  him  as  when  he  has  sickness 
in  his  house. 

The  mere  discomforts  of  poverty  are  bad  enough — - 
the  hunger  and  cold   of  it^ — but  worse  than  all  is  the 


TO  THE  GREEKS  FOOLISHNESS         I3i 

impossibility  of  being  decently  ill,  or  decently  dying,  or  of 
paying  any  attention  to  those  who  take  it  into  their  heads 
to  be  ♦ill  or  to  die.  A  man  tolerably  well  off  can  at  least 
get  his  wife  some  help  when  she  is  laid  up,  and  when  she 
is  near  her  end  can  remain  with  her  to  take  her  last  kiss 
and  blessing.  Not  so  the  bricklayer's  labourer.  If  his 
wife  is  in  bed,  he  must  depend  upon  charity  for  medicine 
and  attendance.  And  although  he  knows  he  will  never 
see  her  again,  he  is  forced  away  to  the  job  on  which  he 
is  employed  ;  for  if  he  does  not  go  he  will  lose  it,  and 
must  apply  to  the  parish  for  a  funeral.  Happily  the 
poor  are  not  slow  to  help  one  another.  The  present 
writer  has  known  women  who  have  to  toil  hard  all  day 
long,  sit  up  night  after  night  with  their  neighbours,  and 
watch  them  with  the  most  tender  care.  Zachariah 
found  it  so  in  his  case.  A  fellow-lodger,  the  mother  of 
half-a-dozen  children,  a  woman  against  whom  the  Cole- 
mans  had  conceived  a  prejudice,  and  whom  they  had 
avoided,  came  forward  and  modestly  asked  Zachariah  if 
she  might  "  look  after  "  Mrs.  Coleman  while  he  was  away. 
He  thought  for  a  moment  of  sundry  harsh  things  which 
he  had  said  about  her,  and  then  a  well-known  parable 
came  into  his  mind  about  a  certain  Samaritan,  and  he 
could  have  hugged  her  with  joy  at  her  offer. 

Mrs.  Carter  was  one  of  those  healthy,  somewhat 
red-faced,  gay  creatures  whom  nothing  represses.  She 
was  never  melancholy  with  those  who  were  suffer- 
ing ;  not  because  she  had  no  s\Tnpathy — ^for  she 
was  profoundly  sympathetic — but  because  she  was  un- 
subduable.  Her  pulse  was  quick,  and  her  heart  so  sound 
that  her  blood,  rich  and  strong — blood  with  never  a 
taint  in  it — renewed  every  moment  every  fibre  of  her 
brain.  Her  very  presence  to  those  who  were  desponding 
was  a  magnetic  charm  and  she  could  put  to  flight  legions 
of  hypochondriacal  fancies  with  a  cheery  word.  Critics 
said  she  ruled  her  husband  ;  but  what"  husband  would 
not  rejoice  in  being  so  ruled  ?  He  came  home  weary 
and  he  did  not  want  to  rule.  He  wanted  to  be  directed, 
and  he  gladly  saw  the  reins  in  the  hands  of  his  "  missus," 
of  whom  he  was  justly  proud.     She  conducted  all  the 


122  THE  REVOLUTION  IX  TANNER'S  LANE 

conversation  ;  she  spent  his  money,  and  even  bought 
liim  his  own  clothes  ;  and  although  she  said  a  sharp 
thing  or  two  now  and  then,  she  never  really  quarrelled 
with  him.  The  eldest  of  her  six  children  was  only  twelve 
years  old,  and  she  was  not  over  methodical,  so  that  her 
apartments  were  rather  confused  and  disorderly.  She 
was  not,  however,  dirty,  and  would  not  tolerate  dirt 
even  in  her  boys,  to  whom,  by  the  way,  she  administered 
very  short  and  sharp  corrections  sometimes.  If  they 
came  to  the  table  with  grimy  paws,  the  first  intimation 
they  had  that  their  mother  noticed  it  was  a  rap  on  the 
knuckles  with  the  handle  of  a  knife  which  sent  the  bread 
and  butter  flying  out  of  their  fingers.  She  read  no  books, 
and,  what  was  odd  in  those  days,  did  not  go  to  chapel 
or  church  ;  but  she  had  her  "  opinions,"  as  she  called 
them,  upon  ev^ery thing  which  was  stirring  in  the  world, 
and  never  was  behindhand  in  the  news.  She  was  really 
happier  when  she  found  that  she  had  to  look  after  Mrs. 
Coleman.  She  bustled  about,  taking  directions  from 
the  doctor — not  without  some  scepticism,  for  she  had 
notions  of  her  own  on  the  subject  of  disease — and  going 
up  and  down  stairs  continually  to  see  how  her  patient 
was  getting  on.  It  was  curious  that  although  she  was  a 
heavy  woman  she  was  so  active.  She  was  always  on  her 
legs  from  morning  to  night,  and  never  seemed  fatigued. 
Indeed,  when  she  sat  still  .she  was  rather  uncomfortable  ; 
and  this  was  her  weak  point,  for  her  restlessness  inter- 
fered with  sewing  and  mending,  which  she  abominated. 

The  time  for  the  march  was  close  at  hand  The  Habeas 
Corpus  Act  had  meanwhile  been  suspended  and  every 
reformer  had  to  walk  very  warily.  Ogden,  in  whose 
office  it  will  be  remembered  that  Zachariah  was  engaged, 
liad  issued  a  handbill  informing  all  the  inhabitants  of 
Manchester  and  its  neighbourhood  that  on  the  loth 
March  a  meeting  would  be  held  near  St.  Peter's  Church 
of  those  persons  who  had  determined  to  carry  their 
petitions  to  London.  Zachariah,  going  to  his  shop,  as 
usual,  on  the  morning  of  the  loth — a  Monday — was 
astonished  to  find  that  Ogden  was  arrested  and  in  prison. 

We  must,  however,  for  a  time,  follow  the  fortunes  of 


TO  THE  GREEKS  FOOLISHNESS         123 

Caillaud  and  the  Major  on  that  day.  They  were  both 
astir  at  five  o'clock,  and  joined  one  another  at  the  club. 
All  the  members  were  to  assemble  there  at  seven.  Never 
was  the  Major  more  despondent.  As  for  organisation, 
there  was  none,  and  every  proposal  he  had  made  liad  been 
thwarted.  He  saw  M^ell  enough,  as  a  soldier,  that  ten 
times  the  enthusiasm  at  his  command  would  never 
carry  a  hundred  men  to  London  in  that  cold  weather, 
and  that  if  twenty  thousand  started,  the  number  would 
be  the  difficulty.  The  Yeomanry  cavalry  were  under 
orders  to  oppose  them,  and  what  could  an  undisciplined 
mob  do  against  a  semi-military  force  ?  The  end  of  it 
would  be  the  prompt  dispersion  of  the  pilgrims  and  the 
discredit  of  the  cause.  Nevertheless,  both  he  and  Cail- 
laud had  determined  not  to  desert  it.  The  absence  of 
all  preparations  on  the  part  of  these  poor  Blanketeers 
was,  in  truth,  very  touching,  as  it  showed  the  innocent 
confidence  which  they  had  in  the  justice  of  their  con- 
tention. Their  avowed  object  was  to  present  a  petition 
personally  to  the  Prince  Regent,  that  they  might  "  un- 
deceive "  him  ;  as  if  such  a  thing  were  possible,  or,  being 
possible,  would  be  of  the  shghtest  service.  The  whole 
country  would  rise  and  help  them  ;  their  journey  would 
be  a  triumphal  procession  ;  they  were  not  a  hostile  army  ; 
the  women  would  come  to  the  doors  and  offer  them  bread 
and  milk  ;  they  would  reach  London  ;  Lord  Liverpool 
would  resign  ;  and  they  would  come  back  to  Manchester 
with  banners  flying,  having  saved  their  country.  At 
nine  o'clock  the  club  was  in  St.  Peter's  fields,  and  a  kind 
of  platform  had  been  erected,  from  which  an  address  was 
to  be  given.  Caillaud  and  the  Major  were  down  below. 
Both  of  them  were  aghast  at  what  they  saw.  Thousands 
of  men  were  present  with  whom  they  were  unacquainted, 
who  had  been  attracted  by  Ogden's  proclamation  ;  some 
with  coats  ;  others  without  conts  ;  some  with  sticks  ; 
some  with  petitions  ;  but  most  of  them  with  blankets, 
which  they  had  rolled  up  like  knapsacks.  The  Major's 
heart  sank  within  him.  What  on  earth  could  he  do  ? 
Nothing  except  accompany  them  and  try  to  prevent 
colhsion     with     the     troops.      The     magistrates     were 


124  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

distracted  by  no  doubts  whatever.  They  read  the  Riot 
Act,  although  there  was  no  riot,  nor  the  semblance  of 
one,  and  forthwith  surrounded  the  platform  and  carried 
off  everyone  on  it  to  prison.  The  crowd  was  then  chased 
by  the  soldiers  and  special  constables,  till  all  power  of 
combination  was  at  an  end.  About  three  hundred, 
however,  were  collected,  and  found  their  way  to  Ardwack 
Green.  They  had  been  joined  by  others  on  the  route, 
and  the  Major  informally  reviewed  his  men.  Never, 
surely,  was  there  such  a  regiment  !  never,  surely,  did  any 
regiment  go  on  such  an  errand  !  Ragged  many  of  them  ; 
ignorant  all,  fanatical,  penniless,  they  determined,  in 
spite  of  all  arguments,  to  proceed.  He  pointed  out  that 
if  they  could  be  so  easily  scattered  when  they  were 
thousands  strong,  every  one  of  them  would  be  cut  down 
or  captured  before  they  were  twenty  miles  on  the  road. 
He  was  answered  as  before  with  contempt  and  suspicions 
of  cowardice.  A  Methodist,  half-starved,  grey-haired, 
with  black  rings  round  his  eyes  and  a  yellow  face, 
harangued  them. 

"  My  friends,"  he  said,  "  we  have  been  told  to  go  back  ; 
that  we  are  too  few  to  accomplish  the  task  to  which  we 
liave  set  ourselves.  What  said  the  Lord  unto  Gideon, 
Judges  vii.  :  '  The  people  that  are  with  thee  are  too 
many  for  me  to  give  the  Midianites  into  their  hands, 
lest  Israel  vaunt  themselves  against  me,  saying,  Mine 
own  hand  hath  saved  me.  Now  therefore  go  to,  pro- 
claim in  the  ears  of  the  people,  saying,  Whosoever  is 
fearful  and  afraid,  let  him  return  and  depart  early  from 
Gilead.'  Well,  twenty-two  thousand  went  back  and  at 
last  Gideon  had  only  the  three  hundred  who  lapped  the 
water.  By  those  three  hundred  Israel  was  saved  from 
the  Midianites.  Our  thousands  have  left  us  ;  but  we 
shall  triumph.  It  may  be  the  Lord's  will  that  more 
should  depart.  It  may  be  that  there  are  yet  too  many. 
I  say,  then,  in  the  words  of  Gideon,  '  Whosoever  is  fear- 
ful and  afraid,  let  him  return.'  Is  there  anybody  ?  " 
(Loud  shouts  answered  "None.")  "  The  Lord  is  with 
us,"  continued  the  speaker — "  the  sword  of  the  Lord  and 
of  Gideon  !  "     Every  one  shouted  again. 


TO  THE  GREEKS  FOOLISHNESS         125 

Respectable  Manchester  was  frightened  when  the 
Blanketeers  met,  and  laughed  them  to  scorn  when  they 
were  dispersed.  No  wonder  at  the  laughter.  What 
could  be  more  absurd  ?  And  yet,  when  we  call  to  mind 
the  THING  then  on  the  throne  ;  the  thing  that  gave 
;^i8o  for  an  evening  coat,  and  incurred  enormous  debts, 
while  his  people  were  perishing  ;  the  thing  that  drank 
and  lied  and  whored  ;  the  thing  that  never  did  nor  said 
nor  thouglit  anything  that  was  not  utterly  birutish  and 
contemptible — when  we  think  that  the  thing  was  a 
monarch.  Heaven-ordained,  so  it  was  said,  on  which  side 
does  the  absurdity  really  lie  ?  Of  a  truth,  not  only  is 
the  vvisdom  of  this  world  foohshness,  as  it  ever  was,  but 
that  which  to  this  world  is  foolishness  is  adjudged  wisdom 
by  the  Eternal  Arbiter.  The  Blanketeers  shivering  on 
Ardwick  Green,  the  weavers  who  afterwards  drilled  on 
the  Lancashire  moors,  and  were  hung  according  to  law, 
or  killed  at  Peterloo,  are  less  ridiculous  than  those  who 
hung  or  sabred  them,  less  ridiculous  than  the  Crimean 
war  and  numberless  dignified  events  in  human  history, 
the  united  achievements  of  the  sovereigns  and  ministries 
of  Europe. 

The  route  of  the  three  hundred  was  towards  Stockport  ; 
but  when  they  reached  the  bridge  they  found  it  occupied 
by  the  Yeomanry  and  a  troop  of  the  Life  Guards.  To 
attempt  to  force  a  passage  was  impossible  ;  but  numb  ers 
threw  themselves  into  the  river,  and  so  crossed.  The 
soldiers  then  withdrew  into  Stockport  town,  and  the 
bridge  was  left  open  to  the  main  body.  When  they  got 
into  the  street  on  the  other  side  the  soldiers  and  pohce 
dashed  at  them,  and  arrested  everybody  whom  they 
could  catch.  The  Major  was  foremost  in  the  crowd, 
endeavouring  to  preserve  some  sort  of  discipline,  and  one 
of  the  Yeomanry,  suspecting  him  to  be  a  leader,  rode  up 
to  him,  and,  leaning  from  his  horse,  collared  him.  He 
was  unarmed  ;  but  he  was  a  powerful  man,  and  wrenched 
himself  free.  The  soldier  drew  his  sword,  and  although 
Caillaud  was  close  by,  and  attempted  to  parry  the  blow 
with  a  stick,  the  Major  lay  a  dead  man  on  the  ground. 
The  next  moment,  however,  the  soldier  himself  was  dead 


126  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

— dead  from  a  pistol-shot  fired  by  Caillaud,  who  was 
instantly  seized,  handed  over  to  a  guard,  and  marched 
off  with  a  score  of  others  to  Manchester  jail.  A  renanant 
only  of  the  Blanketeers  escaped  from  Stockport,  and  a 
smaller  remnant  got  to  Macclesfield.  There  there  was 
no  shelter  for  them,  and  many  of  them  lay  in  the 
streets  all  night.  When  the  morning  dawned  only 
twenty  went  on  into  Staffordshire,  and  these  shortly 
afterwards  separated,  and  wandered  back  to  Manchester. 
The  sword  of  Gideon  was,  alas  !  not  the  sword  of  the 
Lord,  and  aching  hearts  in  that  bitter  March  weather 
felt  that  there  was  something  worse  than  the  cold  to  be 
borne  at  they  struggled  homewards.  Others,  amongst 
whom  wa^  our  Methodist  orator,  were  not  discouraged. 
It  is  a  poor  religion  which  makes  no  provision  for  dis- 
aster, and  even  for  apparently  final  failure.  The  test  of 
faith  is  its  power  under  defeat,  and  these  silly  God-fearing 
souls  argued  to  themselves  that  their  Master's  time  was 
not  their  time  ;  that  perhaps  they  were  being  punished 
for  their  sins,  and  that  when  it  pleased  Him  they  would 
triumph.  Essentially  right  they  were,  right  in  every 
particular,  excepting,  perhaps,  that  it  was  not  for  their 
own  sins  that  this  sore  visitation  came  upon  them. 
Visitation  for  sin  it  was  certainly,  but  a  visitation  for 
the  sins  of  others — such  is  the  way  of  Providence,  and 
has  been  ever  since  the  world  began,  much  to  the  amaze- 
ment of  many  reflective  persons.  Thou  hast  laid  on 
Him  the  iniquity  of  us  all,  and  Jesus  is  crucified  rather 
than  the  Scribes  and  Pharisees  !  Yet  could  we  really 
wish  it  otherwise  ?  Would  it  have  been  better  in  the 
end  that  Caiaphas  and  the  elders  should  have  been 
nailed  upon  Calvary,  and  Jesus  die  at  a  good  old  age, 
crowned  with  honour  ?  It  was  not  yet  God's  time  in 
1 817,  but  God's  time  was  helped  forward,  as  it  generally 
is,  by  this  anticipation  of  it.  It  is  a  commonplace  that 
a  premature  outbreak  puts  back  the  hands  of  the  clock 
and  is  a  blunder.  Nine  times  out  of  ten  this  is  untrue, 
and  a  revolt  instantaneously  quenched  in  blood  is  not 
merely  the  precursor,  but  the  direct  progenitor  of 
success. 


TO  THE  GREEKS  FOOLISHNESS  127 

We  will  spend  no  time  over  the  death  of  Major  Mait- 
land.  The  tragic  interest,  as  one  of  our  greatest  masters 
has  said,  lies  not  with  the  corpse  but  with  the  mourners  , 
and  we  turn  back  to  Zachariah.  Ogden's  office  was 
shut.  On  the  night  after  the  breakdown  at  Stockport 
a  note  in  pencil  was  left  at  Zachariah's  house,  in  Pauline's 
handwriting.  It  was  very  short : — "  Fly  for  your  life 
— they  will  have  you  to-night.— P." 

Fly  for  his  life  !  But  how  could  he  fly,  with  his  wife 
in  bed  and  with  no  work  before  him  ?  Would  it  not 
be  base  to  leave  her  ?  Then  it  occurred  to  him  that  if 
he  were  taken  and  imprisoned,  he  would  be  altogether 
incapable  of  helping  her.  He  determined  to  speak  to 
Mrs.  Carter.  He  showed  her  the  note,  and  she  was 
troubled  with  no  hesitation  of  any  kind. 

"  My  good  man,"  she  said,  "  you  be  off  this  minute. 
That's  what  you've  got  to  do.  Never  mind  your  wife  ; 
I'll  see  after  her.  Expense  ?  Lord,  Mr.  Coleman, 
what's  that  ?  She  don't  eat  much.  Besides,  we'll 
settle  all  about  that  afterwards." 

Zachariah  hesitated. 

"  Now  don't  stand  shilly-shallying  and  a-thinking 
and  a-thinking, — that  never  did  anybody  any  good. 
I  can't  a-bear  a  man  as  thinks  and  thinks  when  there's 
anything  to  be  done  as  plain  as  the  nose  in  his  face. 
Where's  your  bag  ?  " 

Mrs.  Carter  was  out  of  the  room  in  an  instant,  and 
in  ten  minutes  came  back  with  a  change  of  clothes. 

"  Now,  let  us  know  where  you  are  ;  but  don't  send 
your  letters  here.  You  write  to  my  sister  ;  there's  her 
address.  You  needn't  go  up  there  ;  your  wife's  asleep. 
I'll  bid  her  good-bye  for  you.  Take  my  advice — get 
out  of  this  county  somewhere,  and  get  out  of  Manchester 
to-night." 

"  I  must  go  upstairs  to  get  some  money,"  and 
Zachariah  stole  into  his  bedroom  to  take  half  a  little 
hoard  which  was  in  a  desk  there.  His  wife,  as  Mrs. 
Carter  had  said,  was  asleep.  He  went  to  her  bedside 
and  looked  at  her.  She  was  pale  and  worn.  Lying 
there  unconscious,  all  the  defects  which  had  separated 


128  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

him  from  her  vanished.  In  sleep  and  death  the  divine 
element  of  which  we  are  compounded  reappears,  and 
we  cease  to  hate  or  criticise  ;  we  can  only  weep  or  pray. 
He  looked  and  looked  again.  The  hours  of  first  love 
and  courtship  passed  before  him  ;  he  remembered  what 
she  was  to  him  then,  and  he  thought  that  perhaps  the 
fault,  after  all,  might  have  been  on  his  side,  and  that  he 
had  perhaps  not  tried  to  understand  her.  He  thought 
of  her  loneliness — taken  away  by  him  into  a  land  of 
strangers — and  now  he  was  about  to  desert  her  ;  he 
thought,  too,  that  she  also  was  one  of  God's  children 
just  as  much  as  he  was  ;  perhaps  more  so.  The  tears 
filled  his  eyes,  although  he  was  a  hard,  strong  man  not 
used  to  tears,  and  something  rose  in  his  throat  and 
almost  choked  him.  He  was  about  to  embrace  her  ; 
but  he  dared  not  disturb  her.  He  knelt  down  at  the 
foot  of  the  bed,  and  in  an  agony  besought  his  God  to 
have  mercy  on  him.  "  God  have  mercy  on  me  !  God 
have  mercy  on  her  !  "  That  was  all  he  could  say — 
nothing  else,  although  he  had  been  used  to  praying 
habitually.  His  face  was  upon  her  feet,  as  she  lay 
stretched  out  there,  •  and  he  softly  uncovered  one  of 
them,  so  gently  that  she  could  not  perceive  it.  Spot- 
lessly white  it  was,  and  once  upon  a  time  she  was  so 
attractive  to  him  because  she  was  so  exquisitely  scrupu- 
lous !  He  bent  his  lips  over  it,  kissed  it — she  stirred, 
but  did  not  wake  ;  a  great  cry  almost  broke  from  him, 
but  he  stifled  it  and  rose.  There  was  a  knock  at  the 
door,  and  he  started.     It  was  Mrs.  Carter. 

"  Come,"  she  said  as  he  went  out,  "  you  have  been 
here  long  enough.  Poor  dear  man  ! — there,  there — of 
course  it's  hard  to  bear — poor  dear  man  1  " — and  the 
good  creature  put  her  hand  affectionately  on  his  shoulder. 

"  I  don't  know  how  it  is,"  she  continued,  wiping  her 
eyes  with  her  apron,  "  I  can't  a-bear  to  see  a  man  cry. 
It  always  up=ets  me.  My  husband  ain't  done  it  above 
once  or  twice  in  his  life,  and.  Lord,  I'd  sooner  a  cried 
myself  all  night  long.  Good-bye,  my  dear,  good-bye, 
good-bye  ;    God  bless  you  !     It  will  all  come  right." 

In  another  minute  Zachariah  was  out  of  doors.     It 


TO  THE  GREEKS  F00LISHNE:5S         129 

was  dark,  and  getting  late.  The  cold  air  revived  him, 
but  he  could  not  for  some  time  come  to  any  determina- 
tion as  to  what  he  ought  to  do  next.  He  was  not  well 
acquainted  with  the  country  round  Manchester,  and  he 
could  not  decide  to  what  point  of  the  compass  it  would 
be  safest  to  bend  his  steps.  At  last  he  remembered 
that  at  any  rate  he  must  escape  from  the  town  boun- 
daries, and  get  a  night's  lodging  somewhere  outside 
them.  With  the  morning  some  light  would  possibly 
dawn  upon  him. 

Pauline's  warning  was  well-timed,  for  the  constables 
made  a  descent  upon  Caillaud's  lodgings  as  soon  as 
they  got  him  into  jail,  and  thence  proceeded  to  Cole- 
man's. They  insisted  on  a  search,  and  Mrs.  Carter  gave 
them  a  bit  of  her  mind,  for  they  went  into  every  room  of 
the  house,  and  even  into  Mrs.  Coleman's  bedroom. 

"  I'll  tell  you  what  it  is,  Mr.  Nadin,"  she  said,  turning 
towards  the  notorious  chief  constable,  "  if  God  A'mighty 
had  to  settle  who  was  to  be  hung  in  Manchester,  it 
•wouldn't  be  any  of  them  poor  Blanketeers.  Wouldn't 
you  like  to  strip  the  clothes  off  the  bed  ?  That  would 
he  just  in  your  line." 

"  Hold  your  damned  tongue  !  "  quoth  Mr.  Nadin  ; 
but,  nevertheless,  seeing  his  men  grinning  and  a  little 
ashamed  of  themselves,  he  ordered  them  back. 

Meanwhile  Zachariah  pursued  his  way  north-west- 
ward unchallenged,  and  at  last  came  to  a  roadside  inn, 
which  he  thought  looked  safe.  He  walked  in,  and 
found  half  a  dozen  decent-looking  men  sitting  round  a 
fire  and  smoking.  One  of  them  was  a  parson,  and 
another  was  one  of  the  parish  overseers.  It  was  about 
half-past  ten,  and  they  were  not  merry,  but  a  trifle 
boozy  and  stupid.  Zachariah  called  for  a  pint  of  beer 
and  some  bread  and  cheese,  and  asked  if  he  could  have 
a  bed.  The  man  who  served  him  didn't  know  ;  but 
would  go  and  see.  Presently  the  overseer  was  beckoned 
out  of  the  room,  and  the  man  came  back  again  and 
informed  Zachariah  that  there  was  no  bed  for  him, 
and  that  he  had  better  make  haste  with  his  supper, 
as  the  house  would  close  at  eleven.     In  a  minute  or 


130  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

two  the  door  opened  again,  and  a  poor,  emaciated 
weaver  entered  and  asked  the  overseer  for  some  help. 
His  wife,  he  said,  was  down  with  the  fever  ;  he  had 
no  work ;  he  had  had  no  victuals  all  day,  and  he  and 
his  iamily  were  starving.  He  was  evidently  known  to 
the  company. 

"  Ah,"  said  the  overseer,  "  no  work,  and  the  fever, 
and  starving ;  that's  what  they  always  say.  I'll  bet 
a  sovereign  you've  been  after  them  Blanketeers." 

"  It's  a  judgment  on  you,"  observed  the  parson. 
"  You  and  your  like  go  setting  class  against  class  ;  you 
never  come  near  the  church,  and  then  you  wonder  God 
Almighty  punishes  you." 

"  You  can  come  on  your  knees  to  us  when  it  suits 
you,  and  you'd  burn  my  rick  to-morrow,"  said  a  third. 

"  There's  a  lot  of  fever  amongst  'em  down  my  way," 
said  another,  whose  voice  was  rather  thick,  "  and  a 
damned  lot  of  expense  they  are,  too,  for  physic  and 
funerals.     It's  my  belief  that  they  catch  it  out  of  spite." 

"  Aren't  you  going  to  give  me  nothing  ?  "  said  the 
man.  "  There  isn't  a  mouthful  of  food  in  the  place, 
and  the  wife  may  be  dead  before  the  morning." 

Well,  what  do  you  say,  parson  ?  "  said  the  overseer. 

"  I  say  we've  got  quite  enough  to  do  to  help  those 
who  deserve  help,"  he  replied,  "  and  that  it's  flying  in 
the  face  of  Providence  to  interfere  with  its  judgment." 
With  that  he  knocked  the  ashes  out  of  his  pipe,  and 
took  a  great  gulp  of  his  brandy-and-water. 

There  was  an  echo  of  assent. 

"  God  have  mercy  on  me  !  "  said  the  man,  as  he  sat 
down  on  the  form  by  the  table.  Zachariah  touched 
him  gently,  and  pushed  the  plate  and  jug  to  him.  He 
looked  at  Zachariah,  and  without  saying  a  word,  de- 
voured it  greedily.  He  just  had  time  to  finish,  for 
the  landlord,  entering  the  room,  roughly  ordered  them 
to  turn  out.     Out  they  went  accordingly. 

"  The  Lord  in  heaven  curse  them  !  "  exclaimed 
Zachariah 's  companion  when  they  were  in  the  road. 

I  could  have  ripped  'em  up,  every  one  of  'em.  My 
wife  is  in   bed   with  her  wits  a-wandering,  and  there 


TO  THE  GREEKS  FOOLISHNESS         131 

a'nt  a  lump  of  coal,  nor  a  crumb  of  bread,  nor  a  farthing 
in  the  house." 

"  Hush,  my  friend,  cursing  is  of  no  use." 

"  Ah  !  it's  all  very  well  to  talk ;  you've  got  money 
maybe." 

"  Not  much.  I  too  have  no  work,  no  lodging,  and 
I'm  driven  away  from  home.  Here's  half  of  what's 
left." 

"  What  a  sinner  I  am  !  "  said  the  other.  "  You 
wouldn't  think  it,  to  hear  me  go  on  as  I  did,  but  I  am 
a  Methodist.  The  last  two  or  three  days,  though,  I've 
been  like  a  raving  madman.  That's  the  worst  of  it. 
Starvation  has  brought  the  devil  into  me.  I'm  not 
a-going  to  take  all  that  though,  master  ;  I'll  take  some 
of  it  ;  and  if  ever  I  prayed  to  the  Throne  of  Grace  in 
my  life,  I'll  pray  for  j-ou.  Who  are  you  ?  Where  are 
you  going  ?  " 

Zachariah  felt  that  he  could  safely  trust  him,  and 
told  him  what  had  happened. 

"  I  haven't  got  a  bit  of  straw  myself  on  which  to  put 
you  ;    but  you  come  along  with  me." 

They  walked  together  for  about  half  a  mile,  till  they 
came  to  a  barn.  There  was  a  haystack  close  by,  and 
they  dragged  some  of  the  dry  hay  into  it. 

"  You'd  better  be  away  from  these  parts  afore  it's 
light,  and,  if  you  take  my  advice,  Liverpool  is  the  best 
place  for  you." 

He  was  right.  Liverpool  was  a  large  town,  and,, 
what  was  of  more  consequence,  it  was  not  so  revolu- 
tionary as  Manchester,  and  the  search  there  for  the 
suspected  was  not  so  strict.  The  road  was  explained, 
so  far  as  Zachariah 's  friend  knew  it,  and  they 
parted 

Zachariah  slept  but  little,  and  at  four  o'clock,  with 
a  bright  moon,  he  started.  He  met  with  no  particular 
adventure,  and  in  the  evening  found  himself  once  more 
in  a  wilderness  of  strange  streets,  witli  no  outlook,  face 
to  face  with  the  Red  Sea.  Happy  is  the  man  who,  if 
he  is  to  have  an  experience  of  this  kind,  is  trained  to 
it  when  young,  and  is  not  suddenly  brought  to  it  after 


132  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

a  bfe  of  security.  Zachariah,  although  he  was  despond- 
ing, could  now  say  he  had  been  in  the  same  straits 
before,  and  had  survived.  That  is  the  consolation  of 
all  consolations  to  us.  We  have  actually  touched  and 
handled  the  skeleton,  and  after  all  we  have  not  been 
struck  dead.* 

"  O  socii,  neque  enim  ignari  sumus  ante  malorum,, 
O  passi  graviora,  dabit  Deus  his  quoque  finem. 
Vos  at  Scyllaeam  rabiem  penitusque  sonantes 
Accestis  scopulos  ;    vos  at  Cyclopia  saxa 
Experti.     Revocate  animos,  moestumque  timoram 
Mittite ;    forsan  at  haec  dim  meminisse  juvabit." 

He  wandered  down  to  the  water  and  saw  a  ship 
cleared  for  some  port  across  the  Atlantic.  A  longing 
seized  him  to  go  with  her.  Over  the  sea, — he  thought 
there  he  would  be  at  rest.  So  we  all  think,  and  as  we 
watch  the  vessels  dropping  below  the  horizon  in  the 
sunset  cloud,  we  imagine  them  bound  with  a  happy 
crew  to  islands  of  the  blest,  the  truth  being  that  the 
cloud  is  a  storm,  and  the  destined  port  is  as  common- 

*  "  O  za  (ye)  my  feris  (companions)  and  deir  freyndis,  quod  he, 
Of  bywent  perillis  not  ignorant  ben  we, 
Ze  have  sustenit  gretir  dangeris  unkend, 
Like  as  hereof  God  sail  make  sone  ane  end  : 
The  rage  of  Silla,  that  huge  sweste  (whirlpool)  in  the  se 
Ze  have  eschapit  and  passit  eik  (each)   have  ze  : 
The  euer  (pot)  routand   (roaring)  Caribdis  rokkis  fell 
The  craggis  quhare  monstruous  Cyclopes  dwell  : 
Ze  are  expert :    pluk  up  zour  harts,  I  zou  pray, 
This  dolorous  drede  expell  and  do  away. 
Sum  tyme  thereon  to  think  may  help  perchance." 

— Gawin  Douglas. 
"  Kndura  and  conquer  !     Jove  will  soon  dispose, 

To  future  good,  our  past  and  present  woes. 

With  me,  the  rocks  of  Scylla  you  have  tried ; 

Th'  inhuman  Cyclops,  and  his  den  defied. 

What  greater  ills  hereafter  can  3'ou  bear  ! 

Resume  your  courage,  and  dismiss  your  care. 

An  hour  will  come,  with  pleasure  to  relate 

Your  sorrows  past,  as  benefits  of  fate," 

— Dry  den. 


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place  and  full  of  misery  as  the  one  they  have  left. 
Zachariah,  however,  did  not  suffer  himself  to  dream. 
He  went  diligently  and  systematically  to  work  ;  but 
this  time  all  his  efforts  were  fruitless.  He  called  on 
every  printing-office  he  could  find,  and  there  was  not 
one  which  wanted  a  hand,  or  saw  any  prospect  of  want- 
ing one.  He  thought  of  trying  the  river-side  ;  but  he 
stood  no  chance  there,  as  he  had  never  been  accustomed 
to  carry  heavy  weights.  His  money  was  running  short, 
and  at  last,  when  evening  came  on  the  third  day,  arid 
he  was  faint  with  fatigue,  his  heart  sank.  He  was  iil, 
too,  and  sickness  began  to  cloud  his  brain.  As  the 
power  of  internal  resistance  diminishes,  the  circum- 
stance of  the  external  world  presses  on  us  like  the  air 
upon  an  exhausted  glass  ball,  and  finally  crushes  us. 
It  saddened  him,  too,  to  think,  as  it  has  saddened 
thousands  before  him,  that  the  fight  which  he  fought, 
and  the  death  which,  perhaps,  was  in  front  of  him, 
were  so  mean.  Ophelia  dies  ;  Juliet  dies,  and  we 
fancy  that  their  fate,  although  terrible,  is  more  enviable 
than  that  of  a  pauper  who  drops  undramatically  on 
London  stones.  He  came  to  his  lodging  at  the  close 
of  the  third  day,  wet,  tired,  hungry,  and  with  a  head- 
ache. There  was  nobody  to  suggest  anything  to  him 
or  offer  him  anything.  He  went  to  bed,  and  a  thousand 
images,  uncontrolled,  rushed  backwards  and  forwards 
before  him.  He  became  excited,  so  that  he  could  not 
rest,  and  after  walking  about  his  room  till  nearly  day- 
light, turned  into  bed  again.  When  morning  had  fairly 
arrived  he  tried  to  rise,  but  he  was  beaten.  He  lay  still 
till  about  eleven,  and  then  the  woman  who  kept  the 
lodging-house  appeared  and  asked  him  if  he  was  going 
to  stay  all  day  where  he  was.  He  told  her  he  was  very 
bad  ;  but  she  went  away  without  a  word,  and  he  saw 
nothing  more  of  her.  Towards  night  he  became  worse 
and  finally  delirious. 


CHAPTER  XIV 
The  School  of  Adversity  :    the  Sixth  FoRjr 

THEREOF 

When  Zacliariah  came  to  himself  he  was  in  a  large,. 
long,  whitewashed  room,  with  twenty  beds  or  more  in 
it.  A  woman  in  a  greyish  check  dress  was  standing 
near  him. 

"  Where  am  I  ?  "  he  said. 

"  Where  are  yer  ?  "  she  said  ;  "  why,  in  the  workus- 
infirmary,  to  be  sure,  with  me  a-looking  after  yer. 
Where  would  5'er  be  ?  " 

Zachariah  relapsed  and  was  still.  The  next  time  he 
opened  his  eyes  the  woman  had  left  him.  It  was  true 
he  was  in  the  workhouse,  and  a  workhouse  then  was 
not  what  it  is  now.  Wlio  can  possibly  describe  what 
it  was  ?  Who  can  possibly  convey  to  anybody  who 
has  not  known  what  it  was  by  actual  imprisonment  in 
it  any  adequate  sense  of  its  gloom  ;  of  the  utter,  callous, 
brutal  indifference  of  the  so-called  nurses  ;  of  the 
neglect  of  the  poor  patients  by  those  who  were  paid 
to  attend  to  them  ;  of  the  absence  of  even  common 
decency  ;  of  the  desperate  persistent  attempts  made 
by  everybody  concerned  to  impress  upon  the  wretched 
mortals  who  were  brought  there  that  they  were  charge- 
able to  the  parish  and  put  there  for  form's  sake,  prior 
to  being  shovelled  into  a  hole  in  the  adjoining  church- 
yard ?  The  infirmary  nurses  were  taken  from  the 
other  side  of  the  building — sometimes  for  very  strange 
reasons.     The   master   appointed   them,    and    was   not 

1:4 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY     135 

bound  to  account  to  anybody  for  his  preferences.     One 
woman  had  given  him  much  trouble.     She  was  a  stout, 
lazy  brute,  who  had  no  business  in  the  House,  and  who 
went  in  and  out  just  as  she  hked.     One  day  something 
displeased  her,  and  she  attacked  him  with  sucli  fury  and 
suddenness  that  he  would  have  been  a  dead  man  in  a 
few  minutes  if  she  had  not  been  pulled  off.     But  he 
dared  not  report  her.     She  knew  too  much  about  him, 
and  she  was  moved  a  few  days  afterwards  to  look  after 
the  sick.     She  it  was  who  spoke  to  Zachariah.     She, 
however,    was   not   by  any   means   the   worst.     Worse 
than  her  were  the  old,  degraded,  sodden,  gin-drinking 
hags,  who  had  all  their  lives  breatlied  pauper  air  and 
pauper    contamination  ;     women    with    not    one    single 
vestige  of  their  Maker's  hand  left  upon  them,  and  in- 
capable,  even  under  the  greatest  provocation,   of  any 
human  emotion  ;    who  would  see  a  dying  mother  call 
upon  Christ,  or  cry  for  her  husband  and  children,  and 
would  swear  at  her  and  try  to  smother  her  into  silence. 
As  for  the  doctor,  he  was  hired  at  the  lowest  p)Ossible 
rate,  and  was  allowed  a  certain  sum  for  drugs.     Jt  was 
utterly  insufficient  to  provide  anything  except  the  very 
commonest  physic  ;   and  what  could  he  do  in  the  midst 
of  such  a  system,  even  if  he  had  been  inclined  to  do  any- 
thing ?     He  accordingly  did  next  to  nothing  ;    walked 
through  the  wards,  and  left  his  patients  pretty  much  to 
Providence.     They   were    robbed    even    of   their   food. 
They  were  not  much  to  b3  pitied  for  being  robbed  of 
the    stimulants,    for   every   drop,    including   the    "  port 
wine,"   was  obtained   by  the   directors  from  those   of 
their  number  or  from  their  friends  who  were  in  the 
trade,  and  it  was  mostly  poisonous.     Death  is  always 
terrible — terrible  on  the  battlefield  ;    terrible  in  a  sink- 
ing ship  ;    terrible  to  the  exile — but  the  present  writer, 
who  has  seen  Death  in  the  "  House  "  of  years  gone  by, 
cannot  imagine  that  he  can  ever  be  so  distinctively  the 
King  of  Terrors  as  he  was  there.     The  thought  that 
thousands   and   thousands   of  human   beings,    some   of 
them  tender-hearted,   have  had  to  face  him   there   is 
more   horrifying  than  the  thought  of  French   soldiers 


136  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNEK'S  LANE 

freezing  in  their  blood  on  the  Borodino,  or  of  Inquisi- 
tional tortures.  It  is  one  of  those  thoughts  which 
ought  not  to  be  thought — a  thought  to  be  suppressed. 
for  it  leads  to  atheism,  or  even  something  worse  than 
mere  denial  of  a  God.  Thank  Heaven  that  the  present 
generation  of  the  poor  has  been  relieved  at  least  of 
one  argument  in  favour  of  the  creed  that  the  world  is 
governed  bj^  the  Devil  !  Thank  Heaven  that  the  modern 
hospital,  with  its  sisters  gently  nurtured,  devoted  to 
their  duty  with  that  pious  earnestness  which  is  a  true 
rehgion,  has  supplied  some  evidence  of  a  Theocracy. 

Zachariah  looked  round  again.  There  was  an  old 
male  attendant  near  him.  He  had  on  a  brown  rough 
coat  with  brass  buttons,  and  shoes  which  were  much 
too  big  for  him.  They  were  supplied  in  sizes,  and  never 
fitted.  The  old  men  always  took  those  that  were  too 
large.  They  had  as  their  place  of  exercise  a  paved 
courtyard  surrounded  by  high  brick  walls,  and  they  all 
collected  on  the  sunny  side,  and  walked  up  and  down 
there,  making  a  clapping  noise  with  their  feet  as  the 
shoes  slipped  off  their  heels.  This  sound  was  character- 
istic of  the  whole  building.  It  was  to  be  heard  every- 
where. 

"  You've  been  very  bad,"  said  the  old  man,  "  but 
you'll  get  better  now  ;  it  a'nt  many  as  get  better  here." 
He  was  a  poor-looking,  half-fed  creature,  with  a 
cadaverous  face.  He  had  the  special,  workhouse,  blood- 
less aspect— just  as  if  he  had  lived  on  nothing  stronger 
than  gruel  and  had  never  smelt  fresh  air.  The  air,  by 
the  way,  of  those  wards  was  something  peculiar.  It 
had  no  distinctive  odour — that  is  to  say,  no  odour  which 
was  specially  this  or  that ;  but  it  had  one  that  bore 
the  same  relation  to  ordinary  odours  which  well-ground 
London  mud  bears  to  ordinary  colours.  The  old  man's 
face,  too,  had  nothing  distinctive  in  it.  The  only  thing 
certainly  predicable  of  him  was,  that  nothing  could  be 
predicated  of  him.  He  was  neither  selfish  nor  generous  ; 
neither  a  liar  nor  truthful ;  neither  believed  anything, 
nor  disbelieved  anything  ;  was  neither  good  nor  bad  ; 
had  no  hope  hereafter,  nor  any  doubt. 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  137 

"  Who  are  you  ?  "  said  Zachariah. 

"  Well,  that  ain't  easy  to  say.  I  does  odd  jobs  here 
as  the  nurses  don't  do,  and  I  gets  a  little  extra  ration." 

"  How  long  have  I  been  here  ?  " 

"  About  a  fortnight." 

Zachariah  was  too  weak  to  say  anything  more,  and 
fell  asleep  again.  Next  day  he  was  better,  and  he  then 
thought  of  his  wife  ;  he  thought  of  Caillaud,  the  Major, 
and  Pauhne  ;  but  he  had  no  power  to  reflect  connectedly. 
He  was  in  that  miserable  condition  in  which  objects 
present  themselves  in  a  tumbling  crowd,  one  following 
the  other  with  inconceivable  rapidity,  the  brain  possess- 
ing no  power  to  disentangle  the  chaos.  He  could  not 
detach  the  condition  of  his  wife,  for  example,  and 
determine  what  ought  to  be  done  ;  he  could  not  even 
bring  himself  to  decide  if  it  would  be  best  to  let  her 
know  where  he  was.  No  sooner  did  he  try  to  turn  his 
attention  to  her,  even  for  a  moment,  than  the  Major 
came  before  him,  and  then  his  other  friends,  and  then 
the  workhouse  and  the  dread  of  death  there.  Merci- 
fully he  went  to  sleep  again,  and  after  another  long 
night's  rest  he  was  much  stronger.  He  was  able  now — 
first  sign  of  restored  power — to  settle  that  he  ought 
before  everything  to  communicate  with  Mrs.  Carter,  and 
he  inquired  of  the  old  man  if  he  could  write. 

"  Oh,  yes,  I  can  write,"  said  he,  and  something  like 
a  gleam  of  light  passed  over  his  countenance  at  being 
asked  to  practise  an  art  almost  forgotten  in  those 
walls. 

A  letter  was  accordingly  written  to  Mrs.  Carter,  at 
her  sister's  address,  telling  her  briefly  what  had  hap- 
pened, but  that  she  was  not  to  be  alarmed,  as  the  writer 
was  rapidly  recovering.  He  was  able  to  sign  his  name  ; 
but  when  the  letter  was  finished,  he  reflected  that  he 
had  not  got  a  coin  in  his  pocket  with  which  to  pay  the 
postage.  One  of  the  institutions  of  the  workhouse  was, 
however,  a  kind  of  pawnshop  kept  by  one  of  the  under- 
masters,  as  they  were  called,  and  Zachariah  got  a  shilling 
advanced  on  a  pocket-knife.  The  letter,  therefore,  was 
duly  despatched,  and  he  gave  his  secretar\'  a  penny  for 


138  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

his  trouble.     This  led  to  a  little  further  intunacy,  and 
Zachariah  asked  him  how  he  came  there. 

"  I  don't  know,"  he  replied.  "  I  was  born  in  the 
country,  and  when  I  was  fourteen,  my  father  appren- 
ticed me  to  the  watchmaking.  He  was  well  off — my 
father  was — and  when  I  was  out  of  my  time  he  set  me 
up  in  business  in  Liverpool.  It  was  a  business  as  had 
been  established  some  time — a  fairish  business  it  was. 
But  when  I  came  to  Liverpool  I  felt  dull." 
"  What  do  you  mean  by  dull  ?  Stupid  ?  " 
"  No,  not  exactly  that.  You  know  what  dull  means, 
don't  you  ? — low-spirited  like — got  nothing  to  talk 
about.  Well,  I  can't  tell  how  it  come  about,  but  I  was 
always  dull,  and  have  been  so  ever  since.  I  got  married 
soon  after  I  was  settled.  My  wife  was  a  good  sort  of 
woman,  but  she  wasn't  cheerful,  and  she  wasn't  very 
strong.  Somehow  the  business  fell  off.  Customers  as 
used  to  come  didn't  come,  and  I  got  no  new  ones.  I 
did  my  work  pretty  well ;  but  still,  for  all  that,  things 
went  down  and  down  by  degrees.  I  never  could  make 
out  why,  except  that  people  liked  to  be  talked  to,  and 
I  had  nothing  particular  to  say  to  any  of  them  when 
they  came  in.  The  shop,  too,  ought  to  have  been 
painted  more  often,  and  I  ought  to  have  had  something 
in  the  window,  but,  as  I  say,  I  was  always  dull,  and 
my  wife  wasn't  strong.  At  last  I  was  obliged  to  give 
up  and  go  to  journey-work  ;  but  when  I  got  old  I 
couldn't  see,  and  was  put  in  here." 

But,"  said  Zachariah,  "  is  that  all  ?  Why,  you  are 
nearly  seventy  years  old.  You  must  have  something 
more  to  tell  me." 

"  No.     I  don't  know  as  I  have  ;    that  seems  about 
all." 

But  what  became  of  your  father  ?  He  was  well  off. 
What  became  of  his  money  when  he  died  ?  " 

I'd  had  my  share." 
"  Had  you  no  brothers  nor  sisters  to  help  you  ?  " 

Yes,  I  had  some." 

I^id  they  let  you  come  here  ?  " 
"  Why,  you  see,  as  I've  told  you  before,  I  was  dull. 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  139 

and  my  wife  wasn't  strong.  They  never  came  much 
to  see  me.  It  was  my  fault  ;  I  never  had  nothing  to 
say  to  them." 

"  Had  you  no  children  ?  " 

"  Yes,  I  had  a  son  and  daughter." 

"  Are  they  alive  now  ?  " 

"  Yes — both-  of  them  ;  at  least  I  haven't  heard  as 
they  are  dead." 

"  And  able  to  keep  themselves  ?  " 

"  They  used  to  be." 

"  And  do  you  mean  that  your  son  and  daughter  let 
you  go  to  the  workhouse  ?  " 

The  old  man  was  a  little  disturbed,  and  for  a  moment 
some  slight  sign  of  nervous  excitement  revealed  itself  iu 
his  lustreless  eyes. 

"  I  haven't  see  anything  of  'em  for  year^." 

"  Did  you  quarrel  ?  " 

"  No,  we  didn't  quarrel  ;  but  they  left  off  visiting 
us.  They  both  of  them  married,  and  went  out  a  good 
bit,  and  were  gayer  than  we  were.  We  used  to  ask 
them,  and  then  they'd  look  in  sometimes  :  but  never 
except  when  they  were  asked,  and  always  seemed  to 
wish  to  get  away.  We  never  had  nothing  to  show 
anybody,  nor  nothing  to  give  anybody  ;  for  we  didn't 
drink,  and  I  never  smoked.  They  went  away  too,  both 
■of  them,  from  Liverpool,  somewhere  towards  London. 

"  But  when  vou  broke  down  didn't  you  inform  them  ?  " 

"  No.  I  hadn't  heard  anything  of  them  for  so  long. 
I  thought  I  might  as  well  get  into  the  House.  It  will 
do  very  well." 

"  Didn't  you  know  anybody  belonging  to  your  church 
or  chapel  ?  " 

"  Well,  we  went  to  church  ;  but  when  the  business 
dropped  we  left  off  going,  for  nothing  much  seemed 
to  come  of  it,  and  nobody  ever  spoke  to  us." 

"  Wouldn't  you  like  to  get  out  of  this  place  ? 

■"  No — I  don't  know  as  I  should  now  ;  I  shouldn't 
know  what  to  do,  and  it  won't  last  long." 

"  How  old  are  you  ?  " 

"  Sixty-five." 


140  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

It  puzzled  Zachariah  that  the  man's  story  of  his  life 
w?.i  so  short — all  told  in  five  minutes. 

"  But  did  you  never  have  any  adventures  ?  Did  you 
never  hear  about  anything,  or  see  anybody  worth  re- 
niembcring  ?  Tell  me  all  about  yourself.  We've  got 
nothing  to  do." 

"  I  don't  recollect  anything  particular  after  I  came 
to  Liverpool.  Things  seemed  to  go  on  pretty  much  in 
the  same  way." 

"  But  you  got  married,  and  your  wife  died  ?  " 

"  Yes — I  got  married,  and  she  died." 

"  What  was  your  wife's  name  ? 

"  Her  name  was  Jenkins  ;  she  was  the  daughter  of 
the  saddler  that  lived  next  door." 

"  Couldn't  her  friends  have  helped  you  ?  " 

"  After  she  died  they  had  nothing  more  to  do  with 
me." 

"  And  you  really  cannot  tell  me  any  moi"e  ?  " 

"  No — how  can  I  ?  What  more  is  there  to  tell  ? 
It's  all  alike." 

The  old  pauper  was  called  away,  and  went  shuffling 
along  to  the  door,  leaving  Zachariah  to  his  meditations. 

Another  day  passed,  and  he  was  lying  half  asleep 
when  a  visitor  was  announced,  and  close  upon  the 
announcement  stood  before  him— who  should  it  be  ? — 
no  other  than  Mrs.  Carter,  out  of  breath,  radiant,  healthy, 
imp.)tuous. 

God  bless  the  poor  dear  man  !  "  she  burst  out  ; 
"  to  think  of  finding  you  here,  and  not  to  have  told  us 
before.  But  I  suppose  you  couldn't.  Directly  as  I 
got  your  letter  off  I  came,  and  here  I  am,  you  see." 

Her  presence  was  like  the  south-west  wind  and  sunlight 
after  long  north-easterly  gloom  and  frost.  Astonishing 
is  that  happy  power  which  some  people  possess  which 
enables  them  at  once  to  dispel  depression  and  even 
disease.  A  woman  like  Mrs.  Carter  comes  into  a  house 
where  there  is  misery  and  darkness  ;  where  the  sufferer 
is  possessed  by  demons  ;  unnameable  apprehensions, 
which  thicken  his  blood  and  make  him  cry  for  death, 
and  they  retreat  precipitately,  as  their  brethren  were 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  141 

fabled  to  retreat  at  the  sign  of  the  cross.  No  man  who 
is  so  blessed  as  to  have  a  friend  with  that  magnetic 
force  in  him  need  disbelieve  in  much  of  what  is  recorded 
as  miraculous.  Zachariah  felt  as  if  a  draught  of  good 
wine  had  been  poured  down  his  throat.  But  he  instantly 
asked  : 

"  How  is  my  wife  ?  " 

"  She  is  all  right ;  but  you  mustn't  bother  about  her. 
You  must  come  out  at  once.  You  mustn't  go  back 
to  Manchester  just  yet — not  as  they'd  care  much  about 
you  now  ;  Nadin's  got  plenty  of  work  to  do,  and  wouldn't 
concern  himself  about  you — but  you  aren't  well  enough 
and  are  better  away.  Now,  look  here — I'll  tell  you 
what  I've  been  and  done.  I've  got  a  cousin  living  here 
in  Liverpool,  as  good  a  soul  as  ever  lived.  I  goes  to 
her  and  tells  her  you  must  stay  there." 

"  But  how  can  I  ?  Just  think  of  the  trouble  and 
expense.     I  don't  know  her." 

"  Lord  a  mercy,  there  you  are  again — trouble  and 
expense  !  \Miat  trouble  will  you  be  ?  And  as  for 
expense,  one  would  think  you'd  been  living  like  a  Lord 
Mayor  to  hear  you  talk.  What  are  we  made  for  if 
not  to  help  one  another  ? 

"  I  can't  walk  ;  and  shouldn't  I  be  obliged  to  get 
the  doctor's  permission  ? 

"  Walk  !  Of  course  you  can't.  And  what  did  my 
husband  say  to  me  before  I  started  ?  Says  he,  *  You'll 
have  to  get  a  conveyance  to  take  him.'  '  Leave  me 
alone  for  that,'  says  I  ;  '  although  right  you  are.'  And 
I  says  to  my  cousin's  husband,  who  drives  a  hackney 
coach,  '  Just  you  drop  down  and  carry  him  home.  It 
won't  be  ten  minutes  out  of  your  time.'  So  he'll  be 
here  in  about  a  quarter  of  an  hour.  As  for  the  doctor.  I 
understand  as  much  about  you  as  he  does,  and,  doctor 
or  no  doctor,  you  won't  sleep  in  this  bed  to-night.  I'll 
go  and  tell  the  head  nurse  or  master,  or  somebody  or 
the  other,  that  you  arc  off.  You  just  put  on  your 
clothes." 

In  a  short  time  she  returned,  found  Zachariah  dressed, 
wrapped  him  round  in  shawls  and  rugs,  helped  him  down- 


142  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

Btairs,  put  him  into  the  coach,  and  brought  him  to  her 
cousin's.  It  was  a  httle  house,  in  a  long  uniform  street  ; 
but  a  good  deal  of  pains  had  been  taken  with  it  to  make 
it  something  special.  There  were  two  bedroom  windows 
in  front,  on  the  upper  storey,  and  each  one  had  flowers 
outside.  The  flower-pots  were  prevented  from  falling 
off  the  ledge  by  a  lattice-work  wrought  in  the  centre 
into  a  little  gate — an  actual  little  gate.  What  purpose 
it  was  intended  to  answer  is  a  mystery  ;  but  being  there 
the  owner  of  the  flower-pots  imfastened  it  every  morning 
when  the  sill  was  dusted,  and  removed  them  through  it, 
although  lifting  them  would  have  been  a  much  simpler 
operation.  There  were  flowers  in  the  sitting-room 
downstairs  too  ;  but  they  were  inside,  as  the  window 
was  flush  with  the  pavement.  This  sitting-room  was 
never  used  except  on  Sundays.  It  was  about  nine  feet 
square,  and  it  had  in  it  a  cupboard  on  either  side  of  the 
fireplace,  a  black  horse-hair  sofa  alongside  the  wall 
on  the  right-hand  side  of  the  door,  red  curtains,  a  black 
horse-hair  arm-chair,  three  other  chairs  to  match,  a 
little  round  table,  two  large  shells,  a  framed  sampler  on 
the  wall  representing  first  the  letters  of  the  alphabet, 
then  the  figures  i,  2,  3,  &c.,  and,  finally,  a  very  blue 
Jesus  talking  to  a  very  red  woman  of  Samaria  on  a  very 
yellow  well — underneath,  the  inscription  and  date, 
'''  Margaret  Curtin,  loth  March  1785."  The  only  other 
decorations — for  pictures  were  dear  in  those  days — 
were  two  silhouettes,  male  and  female,  one  at  each 
corner  of  the  mantelpiece,  and  two  earthenware  dogs 
which  sat  eternally  looking  at  one  another  on  the  top 
of  one  of  the  cupboards.  On  the  cupboard  farthest 
away  from  the  window  was  a  large  Bible  with  pictures 
in  it  and  notes,  and,  strange  to  say,  a  copy  of  Ferguson's 
Astronomy  and  a  handsome  quarto  edition  in  three 
volumes  of  Cook's  First  Voyage.  Everything  was  as 
neat  and  clean  as  it  could  possibly  be  ;  but  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Hocking  had  no  children,  and  had  saved  a  little  money. 
Into  this  apartment  Zachariah  was  brought.  There 
wa.s  a  fire  burning,  though  it  was  not  cold,  and  on  the 
table,    covered    with    a  perfectly   white    cloth,  stood   a 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  143 

basin  of  broth,  with  some  toast,  a  little  brandy  in  a 
wine-glass,  a  jug  of  water,  and  a  tumbler.  The  books, 
including  the  Bible,  had  apparently  not  been  read  much, 
and  were  probably  an  heirloom.  As  Zachariah  began 
to  recover  strength  he  read  the  Ferguson.  It  was 
the  first  time  he  had  ever  thought  seriously  of  Astronomy, 
and  it  opened  a  new  world  to  him.  His  religion  had 
centred  all  his  thoughts  upon  the  earth  as  the  theatre 
of  the  history  of  the  universe,  and  although  he  knew 
theoretically  that  it  was  but  a  subordinate  planet,  he 
had  not  realised  that  it  was  so.  For  him,  practically, 
this  little  globe  had  been  the  principal  object  of  the 
Creator's  attention.  Ferguson  told  him  also,  to  his 
amazement,  that  the  earth  moved  in  a  resisting  medium, 
and  that  one  day  it  would  surely  fall  into  the  sun.  That 
day  would  be  the  end  of  the  world,  and  of  everything 
in  it.  He  learned  something  about  the  magnitude 
of  the  planets  and  the  distances  of  the  fixed  stars,  and 
noted  that  his  author,  pious  as  he  is,  cannot  admit  that 
planets  or  stars  were  created  for  the  sake  of  man.  He 
dwelt  upon  these  facts,  more  especially  upon  the  first 
till  the  ground  seemed  to  disappear  under  his  feet,  and 
he  fell  into  that  strange  condition  in  which  people  in 
earthquake  countries  are  said  to  be  when  their  houses 
begin  to  tremble.  We  may  laugh,  and  call  him  a  fool 
to  be  disturbed  by  a  forecast  of  what  is  not  going  to 
happen  for  millions  of  years  ;  but  he  was  not  a  fool. 
He  was  one  of  those  unhappy  creatures  whom  an  idea 
has  power  to  shake,  and  almost  to  overmaster.  Fer- 
guson was  a  Christian,  and  the  thought  of  the  destruction 
of  our  present  dwelling-place,  with  every  particle  of 
life  on  it,  did  not  trouble  him.  He  had  his  refuge  in 
Revelation.  Zachariah  too  was  a  Christian,  but  the 
muscles  of  his  Christianity  were — now  at  any  rate, 
whatever  they  may  once  have  been — not  fnm  enough 
to  strangle  this  new  terror.  His  supernatural  heaven 
had  receded  into  shadow  ;  he  was  giddy,  and  did  not 
know  where  he  was.  He  did  not  feel  to  their  full  extent 
the  tremendous  consequences  of  this  new  doctrine,  and 
the  shock  which  it  has  given  to  so  much  philosophy 


144  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

and  so  many  theories,  but  he  felt  quite  enough,  and 
wished  he  had  never  opened  the  volume.  There  arc 
many  truths,  no  doubt,  which  we  are  not  robust  enough 
to  bear.  In  the  main  it  is  correct  that  the  only  way 
to  conquer  is  boldly  to  face  every  fact,  however  horrible 
it  may  seem  to  be,  and  think,  and  think,  till  we  pass 
it  and  come  to  a  higher  fact ;  but  often  we  are  too  weak, 
and  perish  in  the  attempt.  As  we  lie  prostrate,  we  curse 
the  day  on  which  our  .eyes  were  opened;  and  we  cry  in 
despair  that  it  would  have  been  better  for  us  to  have 
been  born  oxen  or  swine  than  men.  It  is  an  experience, 
I  suppose,  not  new  that  in  certain  diseased  conditions 
some  single  fear  may  fasten  on  the  wretched  victim 
so  that  he  is  almost  beside  himself.  He  is  unaware 
that  this  fear  in  itself  is  of  no  importance,  for  it  is  nothing 
but  an  index  of  ill- health,  which  might  find  expression 
in  a  hundred  other  ways.  He  is  unconscious  of  the 
ill-health  except  through  his  fancy,  and  regards  it  as 
an  intellectual  result.  It  is  an  affliction  worse  ten 
thousand  times  than  any  direct  physical  pain  which 
ends  in  pain.  Zachariah  could  not  but  admit  that  he 
was  still  physically  weak ;  he  had  every  reason,  there- 
fore, for  supposing  that  his  mental  agony  was  connected 
with  his  sickness,  but  he  could  not  bring  himself  to 
believe  that  it  was  so,  and  he  wrestled  with  his  night- 
mares and  argued  with  them  as  though  they  were  mere 
logical  inferences.  However,  he  began  to  get  better, 
and  forthwith  other  matters  occupied  his  mind.  His 
difficulty  was  not  fairly  slain,  pierced  through  the  midst 
by  some  heaven-directed  arrow,  but  it  was  evaded  and 
forgotten.  Health,  sweet  blood,  unimpeded  action  of 
the  heart,  are  the  divine  narcotics  which  put  to  sleep 
these  enemies  to  our  peace  and  enable  us  to  pass  happily 
through  life.  Without  these  blessings  a  man  need  not 
stir  tliree  steps  without  finding  a  foe  able  to  give  him 
his  death-stroke. 

Zachariah  longed  to  see  his  wife  again  ;  but  he  could 
not  bring  her  to  Liverpool  until  he  had  some  work  to 
do.  At  last  the  day  came  when  he  was  able  to  say 
that  he  was  once  more  earning  his  living,  and  one  evening 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  14-, 

when  he  reached  home  she  was  there  too.  Mrs.  Carter  had 
herself  brought  her  to  Liverpool,  but  had  gone  back  again 
to  Manchester  at  once,  as  she  could  not  stay  the  night. 
When  he  first  set  eyes  on  his  wife  he  was  astonished 
at  the  change  in  her.  She  was  whiter,  if  possible,  than 
ever,  thin  in  the  lace,  dark-ringed  about  the  eyes,  and 
very  weak.  But  otherwise  she  was  what  she  had  always 
been.  The  hair  was  just  as  smooth,  everything  about 
her  just  as  spotlessly  clean  and  unruffled,  and  she  sat 
as  she  always  did,  rather  upright  and  straight,  as  if  she 
preferred  the  discomfort  of  a  somewhat  rigid  position 
to  the  greater  discomfort  of  disarranging  her  gown. 
Zachariah  had  much  to  say.  During  the  whole  of  the 
four  hours  before  bedtime  he  did  not  once  feel  that 
drying-up  of  conversation  which  used  to  be  so  painful 
to  him.  It  is  true  she  herself  said  little  or  nothing,  but 
that  was  of  no  moment.  She  was  strengthless,  and 
he  did  not  expect  her  to  talk.  So  long  as  he  could  speak 
he  was  happy.  The  next  morning  came,  and  with  it 
came  Hope,  as  it  usually  came  to  him  in  the  morning, 
and  he  kissed  her  with  passionate  fervour  as  he  went 
out,  rejoicing  to  think  that,  although  she  was  so  feeble, 
she  was  recovering  ;  that  he  could  once  more  look 
forward  as  in  earlier  days,  to  the  evening,  and  forgetting 
every  cloud  which  had  ever  come  between  them.  Alas, 
when  the  night  of  that  very  day  came  he  found  his  little 
store  exhausted,  and  he  and  the  companion  of  his  life 
sat  together  for  a  quarter  of  an  hour  or  more  without 
speaking  a  word.  He  proposed  reading  a  book,  and  took 
up  the  Ferguson,  thinking  he  could  extract  from  it 
something  which  might  interest  her  ;  but  she  was  so 
irresponsive,  and  evidently  cared  so  little  for  it,  that  he 
ceased.  It  was  but  eight  o'clock,  and  how  to  fill  up 
the  time  he  did  not  know.  At  last  he  said  he  would  just 
take  a  turn  outside  and  look  at  the  weather.  He  went 
out  and  stood  under  the  stars  of  which  he  had  been 
reading.  The  meeting,  after  such  a  scpaiation,  was 
scarcely  twenty-four  hours  old,  and  yet  he  felt  once 
more  the  old  weariness  and  the  old  inability  to  profit 
by  her  society  or  care  for  it.     He  v.ished,  or  half  wished. 


146  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

that  there  might  have  existed  such  diflferences  between 
them  that  they  could  have  totally  disregarded  or  even 
hated  one  another.  The  futility,  however,  of  any  raving 
was  soon  perfectly  clear  to  him.  He  might  as  well  have 
strained  at  a  chain  which  held  him  fast  by  the  leg,  and 
he  therefore  strove  to  quiet  himself.  He  came  back, 
after  being  absent  longer  than  he  intended  and  found 
she  was  upstairs.  He  sat  down  and  meditated  again, 
but  came  to  no  conclusion,  for  no  conclusion  was  possible. 

The  next  evening,  after  they  had  sat  dumb  for  some 
moments,  he  said,  "  My  dear,  you  don't  seem  well." 

'■  I  am  not  well,  as  you  know.  You  yourself  don't 
seem  well." 

He  felt  suddenly  as  if  he  would  have  liked  to  throw 
himself  on  his  knees  before  her,  and  to  have  it  all  out 
with  her  ;  to  say  to  her  all  he  had  said  to  himself  ;  to 
expose  all  his  misery  to  her  ;  to  try  to  find  out  whether 
she  still  loved  him  ;  to  break  or  thaw  the  shell  of  ice 
which  seemed  to  have  frozen  round  her.  But  he  could 
not  do  it.  He  was  on  the  point  of  doing  it,  when  he 
looked  at  her  face,  and  there  was  something  in  it  which 
stopped  him.  No  such  confidence  was  possible,  and 
he  went  back  into  himself  again. 

"  Shall  I  read  to  you  ?  " 

"  Yes,  if  you  like." 

"  What  shall  I  read  ?  " 

"  I  don't  care  ;    anything  you  please." 

"  Shall  it  be  Cook's  Voyages  ?  " 
I  have  just  said  I  really  do  not  care." 

He  took  down  the  Cook's  Voyages  ;  but  after  about 
ten  minutes  he  could  not  go  on  and  he  put  it  back  in  its 
place. 

Caillaud's   trial   is   to   take   place   next   week,"   he 
observed  after  a  long  pause. 

"  Horrible  man  !  "  she  exclaimed,  with  a  sudden 
increase  of  energy.  "  I  understand  that  it  was  in 
defending  him  Major  Maitland  lost  his  life." 

"  My  dear,  you  are  quite  wrong.  He  was  defending 
Major  Maitland,  and  shot  the  soldier  who  killed  him." 

"  Quite  wrong,  am  I  ?     Of  course  I  am  quite  wrong  !  " 


THE  SCHOOL  OF  ADVERSITY  147 

*'  I  was  at  headquarters,  you  remember." 

"  Yes,  you  were ;  but  you  were  not  near  Major 
Ivlaitland." 

Zachariah  raised  his  eyes  ;  he  thought  he  detected, 
he  was  sure  he  detected,  in  the  tone  of  this  sentence  a 
distinct  sneer. 

"  I  was  not  with  Major  Maitland  ;  my  duties  called 
me  elsewhere  ;  but  I  am  more  likely  to  know  what 
iiappened  than  any  gossiping  outsider." 

"  I  don't  believe  in  your  foreign  infidels." 

"  My  foreign  infidels  !  You  have  no  right  to  call 
Ihem  my  infidels,  if  you  mean  that,  I  am  one.  But  let 
me  tell  you  again  you  are  mistaken.  Besides,  supposing 
you  are  right,  I  don't  see  why  he  should  be  a  horrible 
man.     He  will  probably  be  executed  for  what  he  did." 

"  It  was  he  and  that  daughter  of  his  who  dragged  you 
and  the  Major  into  all  this  trouble." 

"  On  the  contrary,  Caillavid,  as  well  as  myself  and 
the  Major,  did  all  we  could  to  prevent  the  march.  You 
must  admit  I  understand  what  I  am  talking  about.  I 
was  at  every  meeting." 

"  As  usual,  nothing  I  say  is  right.  It  was  to  be 
expected  that  you  would  take  the  part  of  the  Caillauds." 

Zachariah  did  not  reply.  It  was  supper-time  ;  the 
•chapter  from  the  Bible  was  duly  read,  the  prayer  duly 
prayed,  and  husband  and  wife  afterwards  once  more, 
each  in  turn,  silently  at  the  bedside,  with  more  or  less 
of  sincerity  or  pathos,  sought  Him  who  was  the  Maker  of 
both.  It  struck  Zachariah  during  his  devotions — a 
rather  unwelcome  interruption^that  his  wife  as  well  as 
liirasclf  was  in  close  communication  with  the  Almighty. 


CHAPTER  XV 

End  of  the  Beginning 

The  trial  took  place  at  Lancaster.  Zachariah  was 
sorely  tempted  to  go  ;  but,  in  the  first  place,  he  had 
no  money,  and,  in  the  second  place,  he  feared  arrest. 
Not  that  he  would  have  cared  two  pins  if  he  had  been 
put  into  jail  ;  but  he  could  not  abandon  his  wife.  He* 
was  perfectly  certain  what  the  result  would  be,  but 
nevertheless,  on  the  day  when  the  news  was  due,  he 
could  not  rest.  There  was  a  mail  coach  which  ran  from 
Lancaster  to  Liverpool,  starting  from  Lancaster  in  the 
afternoon  and  reaching  Liverpool  between  eleven  and 
twelve  at  night.  He  went  out  about  that  time  and 
loitered  about  the  coach-office  as  if  he  were  waiting  for 
a  friend.  Presently  he  heard  the  wheels  and  the  rapid 
trot  of  the  horses.  His  heart  failed  him,  and  he  could 
almost  have  fainted. 

"  What's  the  news  ?  "  said  the  clerk  to  the  coachman. 

"  All  the  whole  d — d  lot  convicted,  and  one  of  'era 
going  to  be  hung." 

"  One  of  them  hung  !     Which  one  is  that  ?  " 

"  Why,  him  as  killed  the  soldier,  of  course — the 
Frenchman." 

"  A    d — d    good    job    too,"    replied    the    clerk.     "  I 

should    hke    to   serve    every   Frenchman   in   the 

country  the  same  way." 

Zachariah  could  not  listen  any  longer,  but  went  home, 
and  all  night  long  a  continuous  series  of  fearful  images 
passed  before  his  eyes — condemned  cells,  ropes,  gallows 

148 


END  OF  THE  BEGINNING  149 

and  the  actual  fall  of  the  victim,  down  to  the  contortion 
of  his  muscles.  He  made  up  his  mind  on  the  following 
day  tliat  he  would  see  Caillaud  before  he  died,  and  he 
told  his  wife  he  was  going.  She  was  silent  for  a  moment, 
and  then  she  said  : 

"  You  will  do  as  you  like,  I  suppose  ;  but  I  cannot 
sec  what  is  the  use  of  it.  You  can  do  no  good  ;  you 
will  lose  your  place  here  ;  it  will  cost  you  something  ; 
and  when  you  get  there  you  may  have  to  stop  there." 

Zachariah  could  not  restrain  hmiself. 

"  Good  God  !  "  he  cried,  "  you  hear  that  one  of  my 
best  friends  is  about  to  be  hung,  and  you  sit  there  like  a 
statue — not  a  single  word  of  sympathy  or  horror — you 
care  no  more  than  a  stone.  Use  of  going  !  I  tell  you  I 
will  go  if  I  starve,  or  have  to  rot  in  jail  all  my  lifetime. 
Furthermore,  I  will  go  this  instant." 

He  went  out  of  the  room  in  a  rage,  rammed  a  few 
things  into  a  bag,  and  was  out  of  the  house  in  ten 
minutes.  He  was  excusably  unjust  to  his  \vife — 
excusably,  because  he  could  not  help  thinking  that  she 
was  hard,  and  even  cruel.  Yet  really  she  was  not  so, 
or  if  she  was,  she  was  not  necessarily  so,  for  injustice, 
not  only  to  others,  but  to  ourselves,  is  always  begotten 
by  a  false  relationship.  There  were  multitudes  of  men 
in  the  world,  worse  than  Zachariah,  with  whom  she 
would  have  been,  not  only  happier,  but  better.  He. 
poor  man,  with  all  his  \-irtues,  stimulated  and  developed 
all  that  was  disagreeable  in  her. 

He  was  in  no  mood  to  rest,  and  walked  on  all  that 
night.  Amidst  all  his  troubles  he  could  not  help  being 
struck  with  the  solemn,  silent  procession  overhead.  It 
was  perfectly  clear — so  clear  that  the  heavens  were  not 
a  surface,  biit  a  depth,  and  the  stars  of  a  lesser  magni- 
tude were  so  numerous  and  brilliant  that  Ihoy  obscured 
the  forms  of  the  greater  constellations.  Presently  the 
first  hint  of  day  appeared  in  the  east.  We  must 
remember  that  this  was  the  year  181 7,  before,  so  it  is 
commonly  supposed,  men  knew  what  it  was  properly  to 
admire  a  cloud  or  a  rock.  Zachariah  was  not,  therefore, 
on  a  level  with  the  most  ordinary  subscriber  to  a  modern 


T50  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

circulating  library.  Nevertheless  he  could  not  help 
noticing — we  will  say  he  did  no  more — the  wonderful, 
the  sacredly  beautiful,  drama  which  noiselessly  displayed 
itself  before  him.  Over  in  the  east  the  intense  deep 
blue  of  the  sky  softened  a  little.  Then  the  trees  in  that 
quarter  began  to  contrast  themselves  against  the  back- 
ground and  reveal  their  distinguishing  shapes.  Swiftly, 
and  yet  with  such  even  velocity  that  in  no  one  minute 
did  there  seem  to  be  any  progress  compared  with  the 
minute  preceding,  the  darkness  was  thinned,  and  resolved 
itself  overhead  into  pure  saphire,  shaded  into  yellow 
below  and  in  front  of  him,  while  in  the  west  it  was  still 
almost  black.  The  grassy  floor  of  the  meadows  now 
showed  its  colour,  grey  green,  with  the  dew  lying  on  it, 
and  in  the  ghmmer  under  the  hedge  might  be  discerned 
a  hare  or  two  stirring.  Star  by  star  disappeared,  until 
none  were  left,  save  Venus,  shinging  hke  a  lamp  till  the 
very  moment  almost  when  the  sun's  disc  touched  the 
horizon.  Half  a  dozen  larks  mounted  and  poured  forth 
that  ecstasy  which  no  bird  but  the  lark  can  translate. 
More  amazing  than  the  loveliness  of  scene,  sound,  and 
scent  arround  him  was  the  sense  of  irrestisible  movement. 
He  stopped  to  watch  it,  for  it  grew  so  rapid  that  he 
could  almost  detect  definite  pulsations.  Throb  followed 
throb  every  second  with  increasing  force,  and  in  a 
moment  more  a  burning  speck  of  gold  was  visible,  and 
behold  it  was  day  !  He  slowly  turned  his  eyes  away  and 
walked  onwards. 

Lancaster  was  reached  on  the  second  evening  after 
he  left  Liverpool.  He  could  not  travel  fast  nor  long 
together,  for  he  \vas  not  yet  completely  strong.  He 
secured  a  bed  in  a  low  part  of  the  town,  at  a  public- 
house,  and  on  the  morning  of  the  third  day  presented 
himself  at  the  prison  door.  After  some  formalities  he 
was  admitted,  and  taken  by  a  warder  along  a  corridor 
with  whitewashed  walls  to  the  condemned  cell  where 
Caillaud  lay.  The  warder  looked  through  a  grating, 
and  said  to  Zachariah  that  a  visitor  was  already  there. 
Two  were  not  allowed  at  a  time,  but  he  would  tell  the 
prisoner  that  somebody  was  waiting  for  him. 


END  OF  THE  BEGINNING  151 

"  Let's  see,   what's  your  name  ?  "  said  the  warder. 

Then  it  suddenly  struck  him  that  he  had  been  fool 
enough,  in  the  excitement  of  entering  the  prison,  to 
sign  his  real  name  in  the  book.  There  was  no  help  for 
it  now,  and  he  repeated  that  it  was  Coleman. 

"  Ah  yes,  Coleman,"  echoed  the  man,  in  a  manner 
which  was  significant. 

"  Who  is  the  other  visitor  ?  "  said  Zachariah. 

"  It  is  his  daughter." 

His  first  thought  was  to  ask  to  be  let  in,  but  his  next 
was,  that  it  would  be  profanity  to  disturb  the  intercourse 
of  father  and  child,  and  he  was  silent.  However,  he  had 
been  announced,  and  Caillaud  appeared  at  the  grating 
begging  permission  for  his  friend  to  enter.  It  was  at 
lirst  refused  ;  but  presently  something  seemed  to  strike 
the  jailer,  for  he  relented  with  a  smile. 

"  You  won't  want  to  come  again  ?  "  he  observed 
interrogatively. 

"  No  ;    that  is  to  say,  I  think  not." 

"  No ;  that  is  to  say,  I  think  not,"  he  repeated 
slowly,  word  for  word,  adding,  "  I  shall  have  to  stay 
with  you  while  you  are  together." 

Zachariah  entered,  the  warder  locking  the  door 
behind  him,  and  seating  himself  on  the  edge  of  the 
bedstead,  where  he  remained  during  the  whole  of  the 
interview,  jingling  his  keys  and  perfectly  unmoved. 

The  three  friends  spoke  not  a  word  for  nearly  five 
minutes.  Zachariah  was  never  suddenly  equal  to  any 
occasion  which  made  any  great  demands  upon  him.  It 
often  made  him  miserable  that  it  was  so.  Here  he  was, 
in  the  presence  of  one  whom  he  had  so  much  loved, 
and  who  was  about  to  leave  him  for  ever,  and  he  had 
nothing  to  say.  That  could  have  been  endured  could 
he  but  have  jelt  and  showed  his  feeling,  could  he  but 
have  cast  himself  upon  his  neck  and  wept  over  him,  but 
he  was  numbed  and  apparently  immovable.  It  was 
Caillaud  who  first  broke  the  silence. 

"  It  appears  I  shall  have  to  console  you  rather  than 
you  me  ;  believe  me,  I  care  no  m.ore  about  dying,  as 
mere  dying,  than  I  do  about  walking  across  this  room. 


152  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

There  are  two  things  which  disturb  me- — the  apprehen- 
sion of  some  pain,  and  bidding  good-bye  to  Pauhne 
and  you,  and  two  or  three  more." 

There  was,  after  all,  but  just  a  touch  needed  to  break 
up  Zachariah  and  melt  him. 

"  You  are  happier  than  I,"  he  cried.  "  Your  work 
is  at  an  end.  No  more  care  for  things  done  or  undone  ; 
you  are  discharged,  and  nobly  discharged,  with  honour. 
But  as  for  me  !  " 

"  With  honour  !  "  and  Caillaud  smiled.  "  To  be 
hung  like  a  forger  of  bank-notes— not  even  to  be  shot — 
and  then  to  be  forgotten.  Forgotten  utterly  !  This 
does  not  happen  to  be  one  of  those  revolutions  which 
men  remember." 

"  No  !  men  will  not  remember,"  said  Pauline,  with  an 
elevation  of  voice  and  manner  almost  oratorical.  "  Men 
will  not  remember,  but  there  is  a  memory  in  the  world 
which  forgets  nothing." 

"  Do  you  know,"  said  Caillaud,  "  I  have  always  loved 
adventure,  and  at  times  I  look  forward  to  death  with 
curiosity  and  interest,  just  as  if  I  were  going  to  a  foreign 
country." 

"  Tell  me,"  said  Zachariah,  "  if  there  is  anything  I 
can  do." 

"  Nothing.  I  would  ask  you  to  see  that  Pauline 
comes  to  no  harm,  but  she  can  take  care  of  herself.  I 
have  nothing  to  give  you  in  parting.  They  have  taken 
everything  from  me." 

"  \Vhat  a  brute  I  am  !  I  shall  never  see  you  again, 
and  I  cannot  speak,"  sobbed  Zachariah. 

"  Speak  !  What  need  is  there  of  speaking  ?  What 
is  there  which  can  be  said  at  such  a  time  ?  To  tell  you 
the  truth,  Coleman,  I  hardly  cared  about  having  you 
here.  I  did  not  want  to  imperil  the  calm  which  is  now 
happily  upon  me  ;  we  all  of  us  have  something  un- 
accountable and  uncontrollable  in  us,  and  I  do  not 
know  how  soon  it  may  wake  in  me.  But  I  did  wish  to 
see  you,  in  order  that  your  mind  might  be  at  peace 
about  me.     Come,  good-bye  !  " 

Caillaud  put  his  hand  on  Zachariah's  shoulder. 


END  OF  THE  BEGINNING  153 

"  This  will  not  do,"  he  said.  "  For  my  sake  forbear. 
I  can  face  what  I  have  to  go  through  next  Monday  if 
I  am  not  shaken.  Come,  Pauline,  you  too,  my  child, 
must  leave  me  for  a  bit." 

Zachariah  looked  at  Pauline,  who  rose  and  threw  her 
shawl  over  her  shoulders.  Her  lips  were  tightly  shut, 
but  she  was  herself.  The  warder  opened  the  door. 
Zachariah  took  his  friend's  hand,  held  it  for  a  moment, 
and  then  threw  his  arms  round  his  neck.  There  is  a 
pathos  in  parting  which  the  mere  loss  through  absence 
does  not  explain.  We  all  of  us  feel  it,  even  if  there  is  to 
be  a  meeting  again  in  a  few  months,  and  we  are  over- 
come by  incomprehensible  emotion  when  we  turn  back 
down  the  pier,  unable  any  longer  to  discern  the  waving 
of  the  handkerchief,  or  when  the  railway  train  turns 
the  curve  in  the  cutting  and  leaves  us  standing  on  the 
platform.  Infinitely  pathetic,  therefore,  is  the  moment 
when  we  separate  for  ever. 

Caillaud  was  unsettled  for  an  instant,  and  then,  slowly 
untwining  the  embrace,  he  made  a  sign  to  Pauline,  who 
took  Zachariah's  hand  and  led  him  outside  ;  the  heavy 
well-oiled  bolt  of  the  lock  shooting  back  under  the  key 
with  a  smooth  strong  thud  between  them.  She  walked 
down  the  corridor  alone,  not  noticing  that  he  had  not 
followed  her,  and  had  just  passed  out  of  sight  when  an 
officer  stepped  up  to  him  and  said  ! 

"  Your  name  is  Coleman  ? 

"  Yes." 

"  Sorry  to  hear  it.  My  name  is  Nadin.  You  know 
me,  I  think.     You  must  consider  yourself  my  prisoner." 

Zachariah  was  in  prison  for  two  years.  He  had  not 
been  there  three  months  when  his  wife  died. 


Let  us  now  look  forweird  to  1821  ;  let  us  walk  down 
one  of  the  new  streets  just  beginning  to  stretch  north- 
wards from  Pentonville  ;  let  us  stop  opposite  a  httle 
house,  with  a  little  palisade  in  front,  enclosing  a  little 
garden  five  and  twenty  feet  long  and  fifteen  feet  broad  ; 


154  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

let  us  peep  through  the  chink  between  the  bUnd  and  the 
window.  We  see  Zachariah  andPauhne.  Another  year 
passes  ;  we  peep  through  the  same  chink  again.  A 
cradle  is  there,  in  which  lies  Marie  Pauline  Coleman  ; 
but  where  is  the  mother  ?  She  is  not  there,  and  the 
father  alone  sits  watching  the  child. 


CHAPTER  XVI 

COWFOLD 

CowFOLD,  half  village,  half  town,  lies  about  three  miles 
to  the  west  of  the  great  North  Road  from  London  tO' 
York.  As  you  go  from  London,  about  fifty  miles  from 
the  Post-Office  in  St.  Martin's  le  Grand — the  fiftieth 
milestone  is  just  beyond  the  turning — you  will  see  a  hand- 
post  with  three  arms  on  it ;  on  one  is  written  in  large 
letters,  "  To  London  ;  "  on  the  second,  in  equally  large 
letters,  "  To  York  ;  "  and  on  the  third,  in  small  italic 
letters,  "  To  Cowjold."  Two  or  three  years  before  the 
events  narrated  in  the  following  chapters  took  place 
— that  is  to  say,  about  twenty  years  after  the  death 
of  Zachariah's  second  wife — a  hundred  coaches  a  day 
rolled  past  that  hand-post,  and  about  two  miles  beyond 
it  was  a  huge  inn,  with  stables  like  cavalry  barracks, 
where  horses  were  changed.  No  coach  went  through 
Cowfold.  When  the  inhabitants  wished  to  go  north- 
wards or  southwards  they  walked  or  drove  to  the  junc- 
tion, and  waited  on  the  little  grassy  triangle  till  a  coach 
came  by  which  had  room  for  them.  When  they  returned 
they  were  deposited  at  the  same  spot,  and  the  passengers 
who  were  going  through  from  London  to  York  or 
Scotland,  or  who  were  coming  up  to  London,  always 
seemed  to  despise  people  who  were  taken  up  or  who 
were  left  by  the  roadside  there. 

There  was,  perhaps,  some  reason  for  this  contempt. 
The  North  Road  was  at  that  time  one  of  the  finest  roads 
in  the  world,  broad,  hard-metalled,  and  sound  in  the 

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156  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

wettest  weather.  That  which  led  to  Cowfold  was 
under  the  control  of  the  parish,  and  in  winter-time  was 
very  bad  indeed.  When  you  looked  down  it  it  seemed 
as  if  it  led  nowhere,  and  indeed  the  inhabitants  of  the 
town  were  completely  shut  off  from  anj^  close  communi- 
cation with  the  outer  world.  How  strange  it  was  to 
emerge  from  the  end  of  the  lane  and  to  see  those  wonder- 
ful words,  "  To  London,"  "  To  York  !  "  What  an 
opening  into  infinity  !  Boys  of  a  slightly  imaginative 
turn  of  mind — for  there  were  boys  with  imagination 
even  in  Cowfold — would,  on  a  holiday  trudge  the  three 
miles  eastward  merely  to  get  to  the  post  and  enjoy  the 
romance  of  those  mysterious  fingers.  No  wonder  ; 
for  the  excitement  begotten  by  the  long  stretch  of  the 
road — London  at  one  end,  York  at  the  other — by  the 
sight  of  the  Star,  Rover,  Eclipse,  or  Times  racing  along 
at  twelve  miles  an  hour,  and  by  the  inscriptions  on 
them,  was  worth  a  whole  afternoon's  cricket  or  wandering 
in  the  fields.  Cowfold  itself  supplied  no  such  stimulus. 
The  only  thing  like  it  was  the  mail-cart,  which  every 
evening  took  the  letters  from  the  post-ofhce,  disappeared 
into  the  dark,  nobody  could  tell  whither,  and  brought 
letters  in  the  morning,  nobody  could  tell  whence, 
before  the  inhabitants  were  out  of  bed.  There  was  a 
vague  behef  that  it  went  about  fifteen  miles  and 
"  caught  "  something  somewhere ;  but  nobody  knew 
for  certain,  except  the  postmistress  and  the  mail-cart 
driver,  who  were  always  remarkably  reticent  on  the 
point.  The  driver  was  dressed  in  red,  carried  a  long 
horn  slung  at  the  side  of  the  cart,  and  was  popularly 
believed  also  to  have  pistols  with  him.  He  never 
accosted  anybody  ;  sat  on  a  soHtary  perch  just  big 
enough  for  him  ;  swayed  always  backwards  and  forwards 
a  little  in  a  melancholy  fashion  as  he  rode  ;  was  never 
seen  during  the  day-time,  and  was  not,  in  any  proper 
sense,  a  Cowfold  person. 

Cowfold  had  four  streets,  or,  more  correctly,  only 
two,  which  crossed  one  another  at  right  angles  in  the 
middle  of  the  town,  and  formed  there  a  kind  of  square  or 
open  place,  in  which,  on  Saturdays,  a  market  was  held. 


COWFOLD  157 

The  "  Angel  "  was  in  this  square,  and  the  shops  grouped 
themselves  round  it.  In  the  centre  was  a  large  pump 
with  a  great  leaden  spout  that  had  a  hole  bored  in  it 
at  the  side.  By  stopping  up  the  mouth  of  the  spout 
with  the  hand  it  was  possible  through  this  hole  to  get  a 
good  drink,  if  a  friend  was  willing  to  work  the  handle  ; 
and  as  the  square  was  a  public  playground,  the  pump 
did  good  service,  especially  amongst  the  boys,  all  of 
whom  preferred  it  greatly  to  a  commonplace  mug. 
On  Sundays  it  was  invariably  chained  up  ;  for  although 
it  was  no  breach  of  the  Sabbath  to  use  the  pump  in 
the  backyard,  the  line  was  drawn  there,  and  it  would 
have  been  voted  by  nine-tenths  of  Cowfold  as  decidedly 
immoral  to  get  water  from  the  one  outside.  The  shops 
were  a  draper's,  a  grocer's,  an  ironmonger's,  a  butcher's 
and  a  baker's.  All  these  were  regular  shops,  with 
shop-windows,  and  were  within  sight  of  one  another. 
There  were  also  other  houses  where  things  were  sold  ; 
but  these  were  mere  dwelling-houses,  and  were  at  the 
poorer  and  more  remote  ends  of  Cowfold.  None  of 
the  regular  shops  aforesaid  were  strictly  what  they 
professed  to  be.  Each  of  them  diverged  towards  "  the 
general."  The  draper  sold  boots  and  shoes  ;  the  grocer 
sold  drugs,  stationery,  horse  and  cow  medicines,  and 
sheep  ointment  ;  and  the  ironmonger  dealt  in  crockery. 
Even  the  butcher  was  more  than  a  butcher,  for  he  was 
never  to  be  seen  at  his  chopping  block,  and  his  wife  did 
all  the  retail  work.  He  himself  was  in  the  "  jobbing  " 
line,  and  was  always  jogging  about  in  a  cart,  in  the  hind 
part  of  which,  covered  with  a  net,  was  a  calf  or  a  couple 
of  pigs.  Three  out  of  the  four  streets  ran  out  in  cottages  ; 
but  one  was  more  aristocratic.  This  was  Church  Street, 
which  contained  the  church  and  the  parsonage.  It 
also  had  in  it  four  red  brick  houses,  each  surrounded 
with  large  gardens.  In  one  lived  a  brewer  who  had  a 
brewery  in  Cowfold,  and  owned  a  dozen  beer-shops  in 
the  neighbourhood  ;  another  was  a  seminary  for  young 
ladies  ;  in  the  third  lived  the  doctor  ;  and  in  the  fourth 
old  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Muston,  who  had  no  children,  had 
been  there  for  fifty  years  ;    and  this,  so  far  as  Cowfold 


158  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

■was  aware,  was  all  their  history.  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Muston 
and  the  seminary  were  the  main  strength  of  the  church. 
To  be  sure  the  doctor  and  the  landlord  of  the  "  Angel  " 
professed  devotion  to  the  Establishment,  but  they  were 
never  inside  the  church,  except  just  now  and  then, 
and  were  charitably  excused  because  of  their  peculiar 
•calling.  The  rest  of  Cowfold  was  Dissenting  or  "  went 
nowhere."  There  were  three  chapels  ;  one  the  chapel, 
orthodox,  Independent,  holding  about  seven  hundred 
persons,  and  more  particularly  to  be  described  presently  ; 
the  second  Wesle^^an,  new,  stuccoed,  with  grained  doors 
and  cast-iron  railing  ;  the  third,  strict  Baptist,  ultra- 
Calvinistic,  Antinomian  according  to  the  other  sects, 
■dark,  down  an  alley,  mean,  surrounded  by  a  small  long- 
grassed  graveyard,  and  named  Zoar  in  large  letters 
over  the  long  window  in  front.  The  "  went  nowhere  " 
class  was  apparently  not  very  considerable.  On  Sunday 
morning  at  twelve  o'clock  Cowfold  looked  as  if  it  had 
been  swept  clean.  It  was  only  by  comparison  between 
the  total  number  of  church-goers  and  chapel-goers  and 
the  total  population  that  it  could  be  believed  that  there 
■was  anybody  absent  from  the  means  of  grace  ;  but  if 
a  view  could  have  been  taken  of  the  back  premises  an 
explanation  would  have  been  discovered.  Men  and 
women  "  did  up  their  gardens,"  or  found,  for  a  variety 
of  reasons,  that  they  were  forced  to  stay  at  home.  In 
the  evening  they  grew  bolder,  and  strolled  through  the 
meadows.  It  is,  however,  only  f^ir  to  respectable 
Cowfold  to  say  that  it  knew  nothing  of  these  creatures, 
except  by  employing  them  on  week-days 

"With  regard  to  the  Wesleyan  Chapel,  nothing  much 
need  be  said.  Its  creed  was  imported,  and  it  had  no 
roots  in  the  town.  The  Church  disliked  it  because  it 
was  Dissenting,  and  the  Dissenters  disliked  it  because  it 
was  half-Church,  and,  above  all,  Tory.  It  was  sup- 
ported mainly  by  the  brewer,  who  was  drawn  thither 
for  many  reasons,  one  of  which  was  political.  Another 
was,  that  he  was  not  in  trade,  and  although  he  objected 
to  be  confounded  with  his  neighbours  who  stood  behind 
counters,  the  Church  did  not  altogether  suit  him,  because 


COWFOLD  159 

there  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Muston  and  the  seminary  stood  in 
his  way.  Lastly,  as  he  owned  beer-shops,  suppHed 
liquor  which  was  a  proverb  throughout  the  county,  and 
did  a  somewhat  doubtful  business  according  to  the 
more  pious  of  the  Cowford  Christians,  he  preferred  to 
be  accredited  as  a  religious  person  by  Methodism  than 
by  any  other  sect,  the  stamp  of  Methodism  standing 
out  in  somewhat  higher  relief. 

As  for  Zoar,  it  was  a  place  apart.  Its  minister  was  a 
big,  large-jawed,  heavy-eyed  man,  who  lived  in  a  little 
cottage  hard  by.  His  wife  was  a  very  plain-looking 
person,  who  wore  even  on  Sundays  a  cotton  gown  without 
any  ornament,  and  who  took  her  husband's  arm  as  they 
walked  down  the  lane  to  the  chapel.  The  Independent 
minister,  the  Wesleyan  minister,  and,  of  course,  the 
rector  had  nothing  to  do  with  the  minister  of  Zoar.  This 
was  not  because  of  any  heresy  or  difference  of  doctrine, 
but  because  he  was  a  poor  man  and  poor  persons  sat 
under  him.  Nevertheless  he  was  not  in  any  way  a 
characteristic  Calvinist.  The  Calvinistic  creed  was 
stuck  in  him  as  in  a  lump  of  fat,  and  had  no  organising 
influence  upon  him  whatever.  He  had  no  weight  in 
Cowiold,  took  part  in  none  of  its  affairs,  and  his  ministra- 
tions were  confined  to  about  fifty  sullen,  half  stupid, 
wholly  ignorant  people  who  found  in  the  Zoar  services 
something  sleepier  and  requiring  less  mental  exertion 
than  they  needed  elsewhere  ;  although  it  must  be  said 
that  the  demands  made  upon  the  intellect  in  none  of  the 
places  of  worship  were  very  extensive.  There  was  a 
small  endowment  attached  to  Zoar,  and  on  this,  with 
the  garden  and  house  rent  free,  the  minister  lived.  Once 
now  and  then — perhaps  once  in  every  three  or  four 
years— there  was  a  baptism  in  Zoar,  and  at  such  times 
it  was  crowded.  The  children  of  the  congregation,  as  a 
rule  fell  away  from  it  as  they  grew  up  ;  but  occasionally  a 
girl  remained  faithful  and  was  formally  admitted  to  its 
communion.  In  front  of  the  pulpit  was  an  open  space 
usually  covered ;  but  tlie  boards  could  be  taken  up,  and 
then  a  large  kind  of  tank  was  disclosed,  which  was  filled 
with  water  when  the  ceremony  was  performed.     Alter 


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hymns  had  been  sung  the  minister  went  down  into  the 
water,  and  the  candidate  appeared  dressed  in  a  long 
white  robe  very  much  hke  a  night-gown.  The  dear 
sister,  during  a  short  address,  stood  on  the  brink  of  the 
tank  for  a  few  moments,  and  then  descended  into  it 
beside  the  minister,  who,  taking  her  by  the  neck  and 
round  the  waist,  ducked  her  fairly  and  completely. 
She  emerged,  and  walked  dripping  into  the  vestry, 
where  it  was  always  said  that  hot  brandy  and  water  was 
ready. 

Many  of  us  have  felt  that  we  would  give  all  our  books 
if  we  could  but  see  with  our  own  eyes  how  a  single  day 
was  passed  by  a  single  ancient  Jewish,  Greek,  or  Roman 
family  ;  how  the  house  was  opened  in  the  morning 
how  the  meals  were  prepared  ;  what  was  said  ;  how  the 
husband,  wife,  and  children  went  about  their  work ; 
what  clothes  they  wore,  and  what  were  their  amusements. 
Would  that  the  present  historian  could  do  as  much  for 
Cowfold  !  Would  that  he  could  bring  back  one  blue 
summer  morning,  one  afternoon  and  evening,  and 
reproduce  exactly  what  happened  in  Cowfold  Square,  in 
one  of  the  Cowfold  shops,  in  one  of  the  Cowfold  parlours, 
and  in  one  Cowfold  brain  and  heart.  Could  this  be 
done  with  strictest  accuracy,  a  book  would  be  written, 
although  Cowfold  was  not  Athens,  Rome,  nor  Jerusalem, 
which  would  live  for  many  many  years  longer  than 
much  of  the  literature  of  this  century.  But  alas  !  the 
preliminary  image  in  the  mmd  of  the  writer  is  faint 
enough,  and  when  he  comes  to  trace  it,  the  pencil  swerves 
and  goes  off  into  something  utterly  unlike  it.  An 
attempt,  however,  to  show  what  the  waking  hours  in 
Cowfold  Square  were  like  may  not  be  out  of  place.  The 
shopkeeper  came  into  his  shop  at  half-past  seven,  about 
half  an  hour  after  the  shutters  had  been  taken  down 
by  his  apprentice.  At  eight  o'clock  breakfast  was 
ready ;  but  before  breakfast  there  was  family  worship, 
and  a  chapter  was  read  from  the  Bible,  followed  by  an 
extempore  prayer  from  the  head  of  the  household.  If 
the  master  happened  to  be  absent,  it  was  not  considered 
proper  that  the  mistress  should  pray  extempore,  and  she 


COWFOLD  i6i 

used  a  book  of  "  Family  Devotions."  A  very  solid 
breakfast  followed,  and  business  began.  It  was  very 
slow,  but  it  was  very  human — much  more  so  than 
business  at  the  present  day  in  the  City.  Every  customer 
had  something  to  say  beyond  his  own  immediate  errand, 
and  the  shop  was  the  place  where  everything  touching 
Cowfold  interests  was  abundantly  discussed.  Cowfold 
too,  did  much  trade  in  the  country  round  it.  Most  of 
the  inhabitants  kept  a  gig,  and  two  or  three  times, 
perhaps,  in  a  week  a  journey  somewhere  or  other  was 
necessary  which  was  not  in  the  least  like  a  journey  in  a 
railway  train.  Debts  in  the  villages  were  collected  by 
the  creditor  in  person,  who  called  and  invited  his 
debtors  to  a  most  substantial  dinner  at  the  inn.  At 
one  o'clock  Cowfold  dined.  Between  one  and  two 
nobody  was  to  be  seen  in  the  streets,  and  the  doors  were 
either  fastened  or  a  bell  was  put  upon  them.  After 
dinner  the  same  duties  returned  in  the  shop  ;  but  inside 
the  house  dinner  was  the  turning-point  of  the  day. 
When  the  "  things  were  washed  up,"  servant  and 
mistress  began  to  smarten  themselves,  and  disappearing 
into  their  bedrooms,  emerged  at  four,  to  make  prepara- 
tions for  tea,  the  meal  most  enjoyed  in  all  Cowfold.  If 
any  spark  of  wit  slept  m  any  Cowfoldian  male  or  female, 
it  appeared  then.  No  invitations  to  dinner  were  ever 
heard  of  ;  but  tea  was  the  opportunity  for  hospitality, 
especially  amongst  women.  The  minister,  when  he 
visited,  invariably  came  to  tea.  The  news  circulated 
at  tea,  and,  in  fact,  at  tea  between  five  and  six,  Cowfold, 
if  its  intellect  could  have  been  measured  by  a  properly 
constructed  gauge,  would  have  been  found  many  degrees 
higher  in  the  scale  than  at  any  other  hour.  Granted 
that  the  conversation  was  personal,  trivial,  and  even 
scandalous,  it  was  in  a  measure  philosophical.  Cowfold, 
though  it  knew  nothing,  or  next  to  nothing, of  abstractions, 
took  immense  interest  in  the  creatures  in  which  they 
were  embodied.  It  would  have  turned  a  deaf  ear  to 
any  debate  on  the  nature  of  ethical  obligation  ;  but  it 
was  very  keen  indeed  in  apportioning  blame  to  its 
neighbours  who  had  sinned,   and  in  deciding  how  far 


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they  had  gone  wrong.  Cowfold  in  other  words  beUeved 
that  flesh  and  blood,  and  not  ideas,  are  the  school  and 
the  religion  for  most  of  us,  and  that  we  learn  a  language 
by  the  examples  rather  than  by  the  rules.  The  young 
scholar  fresh  from  his  study  is  impatient  at  what  he 
considers  the  unprofitable  gossip  about  the  people 
round  the  corner  ;  but  when  he  gets  older  he  sees  that 
often  it  is  much  better  than  his  books,  and  that  dis- 
tinctions are  expressed  by  a  washerwoman,  if  the  objects 
to  be  distinguished  eat  and  drink  and  sleep,  which  he 
would  find  it  difficult  to  make  with  his  symbols.  More- 
over, the  little  Cowfold  clubs  and  parties  understood 
what  they  were  saying,  and  so  far  had  an  advantage 
over  the  clubs  and  parties  which,  since  the  days  of  penny 
newspapers,  now  discuss  in  Cowfold  the  designs  of 
Russia,  the  graduation  of  the  Income  Tax,  or  the  merits 
and  demerits  of  the  administration.  The  Cowfold 
horizon  has  now  been  widened,  to  use  the  phrase  of  an 
enlightened  gentleman  who  came  down  and  lectured 
there  on  the  criminality  of  the  advertisement  duty  ; 
but  unfortunately  the  eyes  remain  the  same.  Cowfold 
now  looks  abroad,  and  is  very  eloquent  upon  the  fog 
in  the  distance,  and  the  objects  it  thinks  it  sees  therein  ; 
but,  alas  !  what  it  has  gained  in  inclusive  breadth  it 
has  lost  in  definition.  Politics,  however,  were  not 
unknown  in  Cowfold  ;  for  before  1832  it  was  a  borough, 
and  after  1832  it  was  one  of  the  principal  poUing-places 
for  the  county.  Nevertheless  it  was  only  on  the  eve  of 
an  election  that  anybody  dabbled  in  them,  and  even  then 
they  were  very  rudimentary.  The  science  to  most  of 
the  voters  meant  nothing  more  than  a  preference  of 
blue  to  yellow,  or  yellow  to  blue  ;  and  women  had 
nothing  whatever  to  do  with  it,  excepting  that  wives 
always,  of  course,  took  their  husbands'  colours.  Politics, 
too,  as  a  rule,  were  not  mentioned  in  private  houses. 
They  were  mostly  reserved  for  the  "  Angel,"  and  for 
the  brandies  and  water  and  pipes  which  collected  there 
in  the  evening. 

To  return.     After  tea  the  master  went  back  once  more 
to  his  counter,  and  the  shutters  were  put  up  at  eight. 


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From  eight  to  nine  was  an  hour  of  which  no  account 
can  be  given.  The  Hghts  were  left  burning  in  the  shops, 
and  the  neighbour  across  the  way  looked  in  and  remained 
talking  till  his  supper  was  ready.  Supper  at  nine, 
generally  hot,  was  an  institution  never  omitted,  and, 
like  tea,  was  convivial  ;  but  the  conviviality  was  of  a 
distinctly  lower  order.  Everybody  had  whisky,  gin, 
or  brandy  afterwards,  and  every  male  person  who  was 
of  age  smoked.  There  was,  as  a  rule,  no  excess,  but  the 
remarks  were  apt  to  be  disconnected  and  woolly  ;  and 
the  wife,  who  never  had  grog  for  herself,  but  alwaj'-s 
sipped  her  husband's  went  to  sleep.  Eleven  o'clock 
saw  all  Cowfold  in  bed,  and  disturbed  only  by  such 
dreams  as  were  begotten  of  the  previous  liver  and  bacon 
and  alcohol. 

There  were  no  villains  amongst  that  portion  of  the 
inhabitants  with  which  this  history  principall}^  concerns 
itself,  nor  was  a  single  adventure  of  any  kind  ever  known 
to  happen  beyond  the  adventures  of  being  born,  getting 
married,  falling  sick,  and  dying,  with  now  and  then 
an  accident  from  a  gig.  Consequently  it  might  be  though 
that  there  was  no  romance  in  Cowfold.  There  could 
not  be  a  greater  mistake.  The  history  of  every  boy  or 
girl  of  ordinary  make  is  one  of  robbery,  murder,  imprison- 
ment, death  sentence,  filing  of  chains,  scaling  of  prison 
walls,  recapture,  scaffold,  reprieve,  poison,  and  pistols  ; 
the  difference  between  such  a  history  and  that  in  the 
authorised  versions  being  merely  circumstantial.  The 
garden  of  Eden,  the  murder  of  Cain,  the  deluge,  the 
salvation  of  Noah,  the  exodus  from  Egypt,  David  and 
Bathsheba,  with  the  murder  of  Uriah,  the  Assyrian 
invasion,  the  Incarnation,  the  Atonement,  and  the 
Resurrection  from  the  Dead  ;  to  say  nothing  of  the 
Decline  and  Fall  of  the  Roman  Empire,  the  tragedy  of 
Count  Cenci,  the  execution  of  Mary  Queen  of  Scots, 
the  Inquisition  in  Spain,  and  Revolt  of  the  Netherlands, 
all  happened  in  Cowfold,  as  well  as  elsewhere,  and  were 
perhaps  more  interesting  there  because  they  could  be 
studied  in  detail  and  the  records  were  authentic. 

Church   Street,   Cowfold— that  is  to  say,   the  street 


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in  Avliich  the  church  stood — was  tolerably  broad  going 
east  and  west,  so  that  the  sun  shone  full  on  the  white 
window-frames  and  red  brick  of  Mr.  Muston's  house, 
in  which  everything  seemed  to  sleep  in  eternal  calm. 
On  the  opposite  side  was  the  seminary,  also  red  brick 
and  white  paint,  facing  the  north  ;  but,  to  make  amends, 
the  garden  had  a  southern  aspect,  and  the  back  of  the 
house  was  covered  with  a  huge  magnolia  whose  edges 
curled  round  to  the  western  side,  so  that  it  could  be  seen 
by  wayfarers.  It  was  a  sight  not  to  be  forgotten — 
the  red  brick,  the  white  paint,  the  July  sun,  the  mag- 
nolia leaves,  the  flanking  elms  on  the  east  high  above 
the  chimneys,  the  glimpse  of  the  acre  of  lawn  through 
the  great  gates  when  they  happened  to  be  open,  the 
peace,  so  profound,  of  summer  noon  !  How  lovely  it 
looks  as  it  hovers  unsteadily  before  the  eye,  seen  through 
the  transfiguring  haze  of  so  many  years  !  It  was  really 
there  is  no  doubt  about  it,  handsomer  than  the  stuccoed 
villa  which  stares  at  us  over  the  way  ;  but  yet,  if  Cow- 
fold  Church  Street,  red  brick,  white  paint,  elms,  lawn, 
and  midsummer  repose  could  be  restored  at  the  present 
moment,  would  it  be  exactly  what  the  vision  of  it  is  ? 
"What  is  this  magic  gift  which  even  for  the  humblest 
of  us  paints  and  frames  these  enchanting  pictures  ? 
It  is  nothing  less  than  the  genius  which  is  common  to 
humanity.  If  we  are  not  able  to  draw  or  model,  we 
possess  the  power  to  select,  group,  and  clothe  with 
an  ideal  grace,  which  is  the  very  soul  of  art,  and  every 
man  and  woman,  every  bush,  nay,  every  cabbage,  cup, 
and  saucer,  provided  only  it  be  not  actually  before  us, 
becomes  part  of  a  divine  picture.  Would  that  we  could 
do  with  the  present  what  we  do  with  the  past  1  We 
can  do  something  if  we  try. 

At  the  end  of  Church  Street  came  the  vicarage,  and 
then  the  churchyard,  with  the  church.  Beyond  was 
the  park,  which  half  embraced  Cowfold,  for  it  was 
possible  to  enter  it  not  only  from  Church  Street,  but 
from  North  Street,  which  ran  at  right  angles  to  it. 
The  Hall  was  not  much.  It  was  a  large  plain  stone 
mansion,    built   in   the   earlier   part   of   the   eighteenth 


COWFOLD  165 

century  ;  but  in  front  of  the  main  entrance  was  a  double 
row  of  limes  stretching  for  a  quarter  of  a  mile,  and  the 
whole  of  the  park  was  broken  up  into  soft  swelling 
hills,  from  whose  tops,  owing  to  the  flatness  of  the  coun- 
try round,  an  almost  immeasurable  distance  could  be 
seen,  gradually  losing  itself  in  deepening  mist  of  tender- 
est  blue.  The  park,  too,  was  not  rigidly  circumscribed. 
Public  roads  led  through  it.  It  melted  on  two  or  three 
sides  into  cultivated  fields,  and  even  the  private  garden 
of  the  Hall  seemed  a  part  of  it  ;  for  there  was  nothing 
between  them  but  a  kind  of  grassy  ditch  and  an  almost 
invisible  fence.  The  domain  of  Cowfold  Hall  was  the 
glory  of  Cowfold  and  the  pride  of  its  inhabitants.  The 
modern  love  of  scenery  was  not  known  in  Cowfold, 
and  still  less  was  that  worship  of  landscape  and  nature 
known  which,  as  before  observed,  is  peculiar  to  the 
generation  born  under  the  influence  of  Wordsworth. 
We  have  learnt,  however,  from  Zachariah  that  even  before 
Wordsworth's  days  people  were  sometimes  touched 
by  dawn  or  sunset.  The  morning  cheered,  the  moon 
lent  pathos  and  sentiment,  and  the  stars  awoke  un- 
answerable interrogations  in  Cowfold,  although  it  knew 
no  poetry,  save  Dr.  Watts,  Pollok's  Course  of  Time, 
and  here  and  there  a  little  of  Cowper.  Under  the 
avenue,  too,  whose  slender  columns,  in  triple  rows  on 
either  side,  rose  to  an  immense  height,  and  met  in  a  roof 
overhead  with  all  the  grace  of  cathedral  stone,  and 
without  its  superincumbent  weight  and  imprisonment 
— -a  roof  that  was  not  impervious  to  the  sunlight,  but 
let  it  pass  and  fall  in  quivering  flakes  on  the  ground — 
Cowfold  generally  took  off  its  hat,  partly,  no  doubt, 
because  the  place  was  cool,  but  also  as  an  act  of  homage. 
Here  and  in  the  woods  adjoining  youths  and  rnaidens  for 
three  hundred  years  had  walked  and  made  love,  for, 
though  the  existing  house  was  new,  it  stood  on  the  site 
of  a  far  older  building.  Dead  men  and  women,  lord 
and  churl,  gone  to  indistinguishable  dust,  or  even  beyond 
that — gone  perhaps,  into  vapour  and  gas,  which  had 
been  blown  to  New  Zealand,  and  become  men  and 
women  again — had  burned  with  passion  here,  and  vowed 

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i66  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

a  union  which  was  to  last  beyond  the  Judgment  Day. 
They  wept  here,  quarrelled  here,  rushed  again  into  one 
another's  arms  here,  swore  to  one  another  here,  when 
Henry    the    Eighth    was    king  ;     and    they    wept    here, 
quarrelled  here,   embraced  here,   swore  here,  in  exactly 
the  same  mad   fashion,  when  William  the  Fourth  sat 
upon  the  throne.     Half-way  up  the  avenue  was  a  stone 
pillar   commanding   a  gentle   descent,    one  way  to  the 
Hall,    and   the    other  way  to  the  lodge.     It    set    forth 
the  anguish  of  a  former  lord  of  the  time  of  Queen  Anne, 
who  had  lost  his  wife  when  she  was  twenty-six  years 
old.     She  was  beneath  him  in  rank,  but  very  beautiful, 
and  his  affection  for  her  had  fought  with  and  triumphed 
over   the   cruel   opposition   of   father,    mother,    and    re- 
lations, who  had  other  designs.     He  had  made  enemies 
of  them  all  ;    but  he  won  his  wife,  and,  casting  hler  in 
the  scale,  father,  mother,  and  friends  were  as  gossamer. 
She  died  two  years  after  the  wedding — to  the  very  day. 
Rich  in  her  love,  he  had  never  taken  a  thought  to  pro- 
pitiate anybody,  nor  to  make  friends  with  the  Mammon 
of  Unrighteousness,    and    when  she  suddenly  departed, 
he  turned  round  and  found  himself  alone.     So  far  from 
knocking  at  men's  doors,  he  more  fiercely  hated  those 
who  now,  touched  with     pity,  would  gladly  have  wel- 
comed him.     He  broke  from  them  all,  lived  his  own  life, 
was  rr/iuted   to  be  a   freethinker,    and  when   he   came 
to  his  estate,   a  long  while  afterwards,   he  put  up  the 
obelisk,    and   recorded    in    Latin    how   Death,    the    foul 
adulterer,   had  ravished  his    sweet    bride — the    coward 
Death  whom   no   man   could   challenge — and   that   the 
incon.solable    bridegroom    had    erected    this    monument 
in  memory  of  her  matchless  virtues.     That  was  all  :  no 
blessed    resurrection    nor    trust    in    the    Saviour.     The 
Reverend  John  Broad,  minister  of  Tanner's  Lane  Chapel, 
when    he    brought     visitors    here    regularly    translated 
the  epitaph.     He  was  not  very  good  at  Latin,  but  he 
had  somehow  found  out  its  meaning.     He  always  ob- 
served that  it  was  not  classic,   and   consequently  not 
easy   to   render.     He    pointed    out,    too,    as    a   further 
Curiosity,   which   somewhat  increased  the   difficulty  to 


COWFOLD  167 

any  ordinary  person,  that  V  was  used  for  U,  and  I  for 
J.  He  never,  as  might  be  expected,  omitted  to  enlarge 
upon  the  omission  of  any  reference  to  the  Atoning  Blood 
and  the  Life  to  Come,  and  remarked  how  the  poor  man's 
sufferings  would  have  been  entirely  "  assuaged  " — 
a  favourite  word  with  Mr.  Broad— if  he  had  believed 
in  those  "  remedies."  At  the  same  time  Mr.  Broad 
dwelt  upon  the  "  associations  "  of  the  avenue,  which, 
he  thought,  added  much  to  its  natural  "  attractiveness." 
Cowfold  thought  so  too,  and  welcomed  the  words  as 
exactly  expressing  what  it  felt.  John  ] iroad  and  Cowfold 
were  right,  and  more  right,  perhaps,  than  they  knew. 
The  draper's  young  man,  who  walked  through  the  park 
with  his  arm  round  his  young  woman's  waist,  looked 
up  at  the  obelisk,  repeated  its  story,  and  became  more 
serious.  Thus  it  came  to  pass  that  the  old  lord's  love 
hved  again  somewhat  in  the  apprentice,  and  that  wliicli 
to  the  apprentice  seemed  most  particularly  himself 
was  a  little  bit  of  the  self  of  the  Queen  Anne's  earl  long 
since  asleep  in  the  vault  under  Cowfold  Church. 


CHAPTER  XVII 

When  Wilt  Thou  Arise  out  of  Th-t  Sleep  ? 
Yet  a  Little  Sleep 

The  Reverend  John  Broad  was  minister  of  Tanner's 
Lane  Chapel,  or,  more  properly.  Meeting-house,  a  three 
gabled  building,  with  the  date  1688  upon  it,  which  stood 
in  a  short  street  leading  out  of  North  Street.  Why  it. 
was  called  Tanner's  Lane  nobody  knew  ;  for  not  in  the- 
memory  of  man  had  any  tanner  carried  on  his  trade 
there.  There  was  nothing  of  any  consequence  in  it 
but  the  meeting-house,  and  when  people  said  Tanner's 
Lane  this  was  what  they  meant.  There  were  about 
seven  hundred  and  fifty  sittings  in  it,  and  on  Sundays 
it  was  tolerably  full,  for  it  was  attended  by  large  numbers 
of  people  from  the  surrounding  villages,  who  came 
in  gigs  and  carts,  and  brought  their  dinners  with  them, 
which  they  ate  in  the  vestry.  It  was,  in  fact,  the  centre 
of  the  Dissenting  activity  for  a  whole  district.  It  had 
small  affiliated  meeting-houses  in  places  like  Sheepgate, 
Hackston  Green,  and  Bull's  Cross,  in  which  service  was 
held  on  Sunday  evening  by  the  deacons  of  Tanner's 
Lane,  or  by  some  of  the  young  men  whom  Mr.  Broad 
prepared  to  be  missionaries.  For  a  great  many  years 
the  congregation  had  apparently  undergone  no  change 
in  character  ;  but  the  uniformity  was  only  apparent. 
The  fervid  piety  of  Cowper's  time  and  of  the  Evangelical 
revival  was  a  thing  almost  of  the  past.  The  Reverend 
John  Broad  was  certainly  not  of  the  Revival  type. 
He  was  a  big,  gross-feeding,  heavy  person,  with  heavy 

168 


WHEN  WILT  THOU  ARISE  OUT  OF  SLEEP  ?  169 

•ox-face  and  large  mouth,  who  miglit  liavc  been  bad 
■enough  for  an>i;hing  if  nature  had  ordained  that  he  should 
have  been  born  in  a  hovel  at  Sheepgate  or  in  the  Black 
Country.  As  it  happened,  his  father  was  a  woollen 
draper,  and  John  was  brought  up  to  the  trade  as  a  youth  ; 
got  tired  of  it,  thought  he  might  do  something  more 
respectable  ;  went  to  a  Dissenting  College  ;  took  charge 
of  a  little  chapel  in  Buckinghamshire  ;  married  early  ; 
was  removed  to  Tanner's  Lane,  and  became  a  preacher 
of  the  Gospel.  He  was  moderate  in  all  of  what  he  called 
his  "  views  ;  "  neither  ultra-Calvinist  nor  Arminian  ; 
not  rigid  upon  Baptism,  and  certainly  much  unlike  his 
lean  and  fervid  predecessor,  the  Reverend  James  Harden, 
M.A.,  who  w^as  educated  at  Cambridge  ;  threw  up  all 
his  chances  there  when  he  became  convinced  of  sin  ; 
cast  in  his  lot  with  the  Independents,  and  wrestled  even 
unto  blood  with  the  world,  the  flesh,  and  the  devil  in 
Cowfold  for  thirty  years,  till  he  was  gathered  to  his  rest. 
A  fiery,  ardent,  untamable  soul  was  Harden's,  bold 
and  uncompromising.  He  never  scrupled  to  tell  any- 
body what  he  thought,  and  would  send  an  arrow  sharp 
and  swift  through  any  iniquity,  no  matter  where  it 
might  couch.  He  absolutely  ruled  Cowfold,  hated  by 
many,  beloved  by  many,  feared  by  all — a  genuine 
soJdier  of  the  Cross.  Mr.  Broad  very  much  preferred 
the  indirect  mode  of  doing  good,  and  if  he  thought  a 
brother  had  done  wrong,  contented  himself  with  praying 
in  private  for  him.  He  was,  however,  not  a  hypocrite, 
that  is  to  say,  not  an  ordinary  novel  or  stage  liypocrite. 
There  is  no  such  thing  as  a  human  being  simply  hypo- 
critical or  simply  sincere.  We  are  all  hypocrites,  more 
or  less,  in  every  word  and  every  action,  and,  what  is 
more,  in  every  thought.  It  is  a  question  simply  of 
degree.  Furthermore,  there  are  degrees  of  natural 
capacity  for  sincerity,  and  Mr.  Broad  was  probably 
as  sincere  as  his  build  of  soul  and  body  allowed  him 
to  be.  Certainly  no  doubt  as  to  the  truth  of  what  he 
preached  ever  crossed  his  mind.  He  could  not  doubt, 
for  there  was  no  doubt  in  the  air  ;  and  yet  he  could 
not  believe  as  Harden  beheved,  for  neither  was  Harden's 


170  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE  * 

belief  now  in  the  air.  Nor  was  Mr.  Broad  a  criminal 
in  any  sense.  He  was  upright,  on  the  whole,  in  all  his 
transactions,  although  a  little  greedy  and  hard,  people 
thought,  when  the  trustees  propo.sed  to  remit  to  Widow 
Oakfield,  on  her  husband's  death,  half  the  rent  of  a  small 
field  belonging  to  the  meeting-house,  and  contributing 
a  modest  sum  to  Mr.  Broad's  revenue.  He  objected. 
Widow  Oakfield  was  poor  ;  but  then  she  did  not  belong 
to  Tanner's  Lane,  and  was  said  to  have  relations  who 
could  help  her.  Mr.  Broad  loved  his  wife  decently, 
brought  up  his  children  decently,  and  not  the  slightest 
breath  of  scandal  ever  tarnished  his  well-polished  re- 
putation. On  some  points  he  was  most  particular, 
and  no  young  woman  who  came  to  him  with  her  ex- 
perience before  she  was  admitted  into  the  church  was 
ever  seen  by  him  alone.  Always  was  a  deacon  present, 
and  all  Cowfold  admitted  that  the  minister  was  most 
discreet.  Another  recommendation,  too,  was  that  he 
was  temperate  in  his  drink.  He  was  not  so  in  his  meat. 
Supper  was  his  great  meal,  and  he  would  then  consume 
beef,  ham,  or  sausages,  hot  potatoes,  mixed  pickles, 
fruit  pies,  bread,  cheese,  and  celery  in  quantities  which 
were  remarkable  even  in  those  days  ;  but  he  never  drank 
anythi  ig  but  beer —  a  pint  at  dinner  and  a  pint  at  supper. 
On  one  Monday  afternoon  in  July,  1840,  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Broad  sat  at  tea  in  the  study.  This  was  Mr.  Broad's 
habit  on  Monday  afternoon.  On  that  day,  after  the 
three  sermons  on  the  Sunday,  he  always  professed  him- 
self "  Mondayish."  The  morning  was  given  over  to 
calling  in  the  town  ;  wlien  he  had  dined  he  slept  in  his 
large  leathern  chair  ;  and  at  five  husband  and  wife  had 
tea  by  themselves.  Thomas,  the  eldest  son,  and  his 
two  younger  sisters,  Priscilla  and  Tryphosa,  aged  seven- 
teen and  fifteen,  were  sent  to  the  dining-room.  Mr. 
Broad  never  omitted  this  custom  of  spending  an  hour 
and  a  half  on  Monday  with  Mrs.  Broad.  It  gave  them 
an  opportunity  of  talking  over  the  affairs  of  the  con- 
gregation, and  it  added  to  Mr.  Broad's  importance 
with  the  missionary  students,  because  they  saw  how 
great  were  the  weight  and  fatigue  of  the  pastoral  office. 


WHEN  WILT  THOU  ARISE  OUT  OF  SLEEP  ?  171 

A  flock  like  that  which  was  shepherded  by  Mr.  Broad 
required  some  management.  Mrs.  Broad  took  the 
women,  and  Mr.  Broad  the  men  ;  but  Mrs.  Broad  was 
not  a  very  able  tactician.  She  was  a  Flavel  by  birth, 
and  came  from,  a  distant  part  of  the  country.  Her 
father  was  a  Dissenting  minister ;  but  he  was  Dr. 
Flavel,  with  a  great  chapel  in  a  great  town.  Con- 
sequently she  gave  herself  airs,  and  occasionally  let  fall, 
to  the  great  displeasure  of  the  Cowfold  ladies,  words 
which  implied  some  disparagement  of  Cowfold.  She 
was  a  shortish,  stout,  upright  little  woman,  who  used  a 
large  fan  and  spoke  with  an  accent  strange  to  the  Mid- 
lands. She  was  not  a  great  help  to  the  minister,  because 
she  was  not  suthciently  flexible  and  insinuating  for  her 
position  ;  but  nevertheless  they  always  worked  together, 
and  she  followed  as  well  as  she  could  the  directions  of 
her  astuter  husband,  who,  considering  his  bovine  cast, 
was  endowed  with  quite  a  preternatural  sagacity  in  the 
secular  business  of  his  profession. 

On  this  particular  afternoon,  however,  the  subject 
of  the  conversation  was  not  the  congregation,  but  young 
Thomas  Broad,  aged  eighteen,  the  exact,  and  almost 
ridiculously  exact,  counterpart  of  his  father.  He  had 
never  been  allowed  to  go  to  school,  but  had  been  taught 
at  home.  There  was  only  one  day-school  in  Cowfold, 
and  his  mother  objected  to  the  "  mixture."  She  had 
been  heard  to  say  as  much,  and  Cowfold  resented  this 
too,  and  the  Cowfold  youths  resented  it  by  holding 
Tommy  Broad  in  extreme  contempt.  He  had  never 
been  properly  a  boy,  for  he  could  play  at  no  boyish 
games  ;  had  a  tallowy,  unpleasant  complexion,  went  for 
formal  walks,  and  carried  gloves.  But  though  in  a 
sense  incompletely  developed,  he  was  not  incompletely 
developed  in  another  direction.  He  was  at  what  is 
called  an  awkward  age,  and  both  father  and  mother  had 
detected  in  him  an  alarming  tendency  to  enjoy  the 
society  of  young  women— a  tendency  much  stimulated 
by  his  unnatural  mode  of  hfe.  Thomas  was  already  a 
member  of  the  church  and  was  a  teacher  in  the  Sunday- 
school  ;     but    his    mother   was    uneasy,   for    a    serious 


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attachment  between  Thomas  and  anybody  in  the  town 
would  have  been  very  distasteful  to  her.  The  tea  having 
been  poured  out,  and  Mr.  Broad  having  fairly  settled  down 
upon  the  buttered  toast  and  radishes,  Mrs.  Broad  began  : 

"  Have  you  thought  anything  more  about  Thomas, 
oiy  dear  ?  " 

Being  a  minister's  son,  he  was  never  called  Tom  by 
either  papa  or  mamma. 

"  Yes,  my  love  ;  but  it  is  very  difficult  to  know  how 
to  proceed  judiciously  in  such  a  case." 

'■  Mrs.  Allen  asked  me,  last  Wednesday,  when  he 
was  going  to  leave  home,  and  I  told  her  we  had  not 
made  up  our  minds.  She  said  that  her  brother  in  Bir- 
mingham wanted  a  youth  in  his  office,  but  my  answer 
was  directly  that  we  had  quite  determined  that  Thomas 
should  not  enter  into  any  trade." 

"  What  did  she  say  ?  " 

"  That  she  was  not  surprised,  for  she  hardly  thought 
Thomas  was  fitted  for  it." 

The  minister  looked  grave  and  perplexed,  for  Mr. 
Allen  was  in  trade,  and  was  a  deacon.  Mrs.  Broad 
proceeded  : 

I  am  quite  sure  Thomas  ought  to  be  a  minister  ; 
and  I  am  quite  sure,  too,  he  ought  to  leave  Cowfold 
and  go  to  college." 

"  Don't  5'ou  think  this  event  might  be  procrasti- 
nated ;   the  expense  would  be  considerable." 

"  Well,  my  dear,  Fanny  Allen  came  here  to  tea  the 
day  before  yesterday.  When  she  went  away  she  could 
not  find  her  clogs.  I  was  on  the  landing,  and  saw  what 
happened,  though  they  did  not  think  it.  Fanny's 
brother  was  waiting  outside.  Priscilla  had  gone  some- 
where for  the  moment — I  don't  know  where — and  - 
Tryphosa  was  upstairs.  Thomas  said  he  would  look 
for  the  clogs,  and  presently  I  saw  him  fastening  them 
for  her.  Then  he  walked  with  her  down  the  garden. 
I  just  went  into  the  front  bedroom  and  looked.  It  was 
not  very  dark,  and, — well,  I  may  be  mistaken,  but  I 

do  believe "  The  rest  of  the  sentence  was  wanting. 

Mrs.  Broad  stopped  at  this  point.     She  felt  it  was  more 


WHEN  WILT  THOU  ARISE  OUT  OF  SLEEP  ?  173 

becoming  to  do  so.  She  shifted  on  her  chair  with  a 
fidgety  motion,  threw  her  head  back  a  httle,  looked  up 
at  the  portrait  of  Dr.  Flavel  in  gown  and  bands  which 
hung  over  the  fireplace,  straightened  her  gown  upon 
her  knees,  and  pushed  it  forward  over  her  feet  so  as  to 
cover  them  altogether — a  mute  protest  against  the 
impropriety  of  the  scene  she  had  partly  described. 
Mr.  Broad  inwardly  would  have  liked  her  to  go  on  ; 
but  he  always  wore  his  white  neckerchief,  except  when 
he  was  in  bed,  and  he  was  still  the  Reverend  John 
Broad,  although  nobody  but  his  wife  was  with  him. 
He  therefore  refrained,  but  after  a  while  slowly  observed  : 

"  Thomas  has  not  made  much  progress  in  systematic 
theology." 

"  They  do  not  require  much  on  admission,  do  they  ? 
He  knows  the  outlines,  and  I  am  sure  the  committee 
will  recollect  my  father  and  be  glad  to  get  Thomas. 
I  have  heard  that  the  social  position  of  the  candidates  is 
not  what  it  used  to  be,  and  that  they  wish  to  obtain 
some  of  a  superior  stamp,  who  ultimately  may  be  found 
adapted  to  metropolitan  churches." 

"  One  of  the  questions  last  year,  my  dear,  was  upon 
the  office  of  the  Comforter,  and  you  remember  Josiah 
Collins  was  remanded.  I  hardly  think  Thomas  is 
sufficiently  instructed  on  that  subject  at  present  ; 
and  there  are  others.  On  the  whole,  it  is  preferable 
that  he  should  not  go  till  September  twelvemonths." 

"  His  personal  piety  would  have  weight." 

"  Undoubtedly." 

There  was  a  pause,  and  Mrs.  Broad  then  continued  : 

"  Well,  my  dear,  you  know  best ;  but  what  about 
Fanny  ?     I  shall  not  ask  her  again.     How  very  forward, 

and  indeed  altogether  " Another  stoppage,  another 

twitch  at  her  gown,  with  another  fidget  on  the  chair, 
the  eyes  going  up  to  Dr.  Flavel's  bands  as  before.  "  In 
our  house  too — to  put  herself  in  Thomas's  way  !  " 

Ah  !  Mrs.  fBroad,  are  you  sure  Thomas  did  not  go 
out  of  his  way — even  in  your  house,  that  eminently 
respectable,  eminently  orthodox  residence  —  even 
Thomas,  your  Samuel,  who   had   been   granted   to  the 


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Lord,  and  who,  to  use  his  own  words  when  his  written 
rehgious  autobiography  was  read  at  the  church-meeting, 
being  the  child  of  pious  parents,  and  of  many  prayers, 
had  nev'er  been  exposed  to  those  assaults  of  the  enemy 
of  souls  which  beset  ordinary  young  men,  and  conse- 
quently had  not  undergone  a  sudden  conversion  ? 

"  But,"  observed  Mr.  Broad,  leaning  back  in  his 
easy-chair,  and  half  covering  his  face  with  his  great 
broad,  fat  hand,  "we  shall  offend  the  Aliens  if  Fanny 
does  not  come,  and  we  shall  injure  the  cause." 

"  Has  George  Allen,  Fanny's  brother,  prayed  at  the 
prayer-meeting  yet  ?  He  was  admitted  two  months 
ago." 

"  No." 

"  Then  ask  his  father  to  let  him  pray  ;  and  we  need 
not  invite  Fanny  till  Thomas  has  left." 

The  papa  objected  that  perhaps  Thomas  might  go 
to  the  Allen's,  but  the  mamma,  with  Dr.  Flavel's  bands 
before  her,  assured  him  that  Thomas  would  do  nothing 
of  the  kind.  So  it  was  settled  that  Mr.  Broad  should 
call  at  the  Allen's  to-morrow,  and  suggest  that  George 
should  "  engage  "  on  the  following  Thursday.  This,  it 
was  confidently  hoped,  would  prevent  any  suspicion  on 
their  part  that  Fanny  had  been  put  aside.  Of  course, 
once  having  begun,  George  would  be  regularly  on  the  list. 


CHAPTER  XVIII 

A  Religious  Picnic 

Occasionally,  in  the  summer  months,  Tanner's  Lane 
indulged  in  a  picnic  ;  that  is  to  say,  the  principal 
members  of  the  congregation,  with  their  wives  and 
children,  had  an  early  dinner,  and  went  in  gigs  and 
four-wheel  chaises  to  Shott  Woods,  taking  hampers 
of  bread,  cake,  jam,  butter,  ham,  and  other  eatables 
with  them.  At  Shott  Woods,  in  a  small  green  space 
under  an  immense  oak,  a  fire  was  lighted  and  tea  was 
prepared.  Mr.  Broad  and  his  family  always  joined  the 
party.  These  were  the  days  when  Dissenters  had  no 
set  amusements,  and  the  entertainment  at  Shott  mainly 
consisted  in  getting  the  sticks  for  the  fire,  fetching  the 
water,  and  waiting  on  one  another  ;  the  waiting  being 
particularly  pleasant  to  the  younger  people.  Dancing, 
of  course,  was  not  thought  of.  In  1840  it  may  safely  be 
said  that  there  were  not  twenty  Independent  families 
in  Great  Britain  in  which  it  would  have  been  tolerated, 
and,  moreover,  none  but  the  rich  learned  to  dance. 
No  dancing-master  ever  came  into  Cowfold  ;  there  was 
no  music-master  there  ;  no  concert  was  ever  gi\-en  ; 
and  Cowfold,  in  fact,  never  "  saw  nor  heard  anything," 
to  use  a  modern  phrase,  save  a  travelling  menagerie 
with  a  brass  band.  What  an  existence  !  How  did 
they  live  ?  It's  certain,  however,  that  they  did  live, 
and,  on  the  whole,  enjoyed  their  life. 

The  picnics  were  generally  on  a  Monday,  as  a  kind  of 
compliment  to  Mr.  Broad,  who  was  supposed  to  need 

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rest  and  change  on  Monday,  and  who  was  also  supposed 
not  to  be  able  to  spare  the  time  on  any  other  day. 
About  a  month  after  the  conversation  recorded  in  the 
previous  chapter  Tanner's  Lane  was  jogging  along  to 
Shott  on  one  of  its  excursions.  It  was  a  brilliant,  blazing 
afternoon  towards  the  end  of  August.  The  com  stood 
in  shocks,  and  a  week  with  that  sun  would  see  it  all 
stacked.  There  was  no  dreary  suburb  round  Cowfold, 
neither  town  nor  country,  to  shut  out  country  influences. 
The  fields  came  up  to  the  gardens  and  orchards  at  the 
back  of  half  the  houses,  and  flowed  irregularly,  like  an 
inundation,  into  the  angles  of  the  streets.  As  you 
walked  past  the  great  gate  of  the  "  Angel  "  yard  you 
could  see  the  meadow  at  the  bottom  belonging  to 
Hundred  Acres.  Consequently  all  Cowfold  took  an 
interest  in  agriculture,  and  knew  a  good  deal  about  it. 
Every  shopkeeper  was  half  a  farmer,  and  understood 
the  points  of  a  pig  or  a  horse.  Cowfold  was  not  a  town 
properly  speaking,  but  the  country  a  little  thickened 
and  congested.  The  conversation  turned  upon  the 
crops,  and  more  particularly  upon  turnips  and  drainage, 
both  of  them  a  new  importation.  Hitherto  all  the 
parishes  round  had  no  drainage  whatever,  excepting 
along  the  bottoms  of  the  ridges,  and  the  now  familiar 
red  pipes  had  just  made  their  appearance  on  a  farm 
belonging  to  a  stranger  to  those  parts — a  young  fellow 
from  Norfolk.  Everybody  was  sceptical,  and  called 
him  a  fool.  Everybody  wanted  to  know  how  water 
was  going  to  get  through  fifteen  inches  of  heavy  land 
when  it  would  lie  for  two  days  where  a  horse  trod. 
However,  the  pipes  went  in,  and  it  so  happened  that  the 
first  wet  day  after  they  were  laid  was  a  Sunday.  The 
congregation  in  Shott  Church  was  very  restless,  although 
the  sermon  was  unusually  short.  One  by  one  they 
crept  out,  and  presently  they  were  followed  by  the 
parson.  All  of  them  had  collected  in  the  pouring  rain 
and  were  watching  the  outfall  in  the  ditches.  To  their 
unspeakable  amazement  the  pipes  were  all  running  ! 
Shott  scratched  its  head  and  was  utterly  bewildered. 
A  new  idea  in  a  brain  not  accustomed  to  the  invasion  of 


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ideas  produces  a  disturbance  like  a  revolution.  It 
causes  giddiness  almost  as  bad  as  that  of  a  fit,  and  an 
extremely  unpleasant  sensation  of  hav-ing  been  whirled 
round  and  turned  head  over  heels.  It  was  the  beginning 
of  new  things  in  Shott,  the  beginning  of  a  break-down 
in  its  traditions  ;  a  belief  in  something  outside  the 
ordinary  parochial  uniformities  was  forced  into  the 
skull  of  every  man,  woman,  and  child  by  the  evidence 
of  the  senses  ;  and  when  other  beliefs  asked,  in  the 
course  of  time,  for  admittance  they  found  the  entrance 
easier  than  it  would  have  been  otherwise. 

The  elderly  occupants  of  the  Tanner's  Lane  gigs  and 
chaises  talked  exclusively  upon  these  and  other  cognate 
topics.  The  sons  and  daughters  talked  about  other  things 
utterly  unworthy  of  any  record  in  a  serious  history. 
Delightful  their  chatter  was  to  them.  What  does  it 
signify  to  eighteen  years  what  is  said  on  such  an  after- 
noon by  seventeen  years,  when  seventeen  years  is  in  a 
charming  white  muslin  dress,  with  the  prettiest  hat  ? 
Words  are  of  importance  between  me  and  you,  who  care 
little  or  nothing  for  one  another.  But  there  is  a  thrice 
blessed  time  when  words  are  nothing.  The  real  word  is 
that  which  is  not  uttered.  We  may  be  silent,  or  we 
may  be  eloquent  with  nonsense  or  sense — it  is  all  one. 
So  it  was  between  George  Allen  and  Miss  Priscilla 
Broad,  who  at  the  present  moment  were  sitting  next  to 
one  another.  George  was  a  broad,  hearty,  sandy- 
haired,  sanguine-faced  young  fellow  of  one  and  twent}', 
eldest  son  of  the  ironmonger.  His  education  had  been 
that  of  the  middle  classes  of  those  days.  Leaving  school 
at  fourteen,  he  had  been  apprenticed  to  his  father  for 
seven  years,  and  had  worked  at  the  forge  down  the 
backyard  before  coming  into  the  front  shop.  On  week- 
days he  generally  wore  a  waistcoat  with  sleeves  and  a 
black  apron.  He  was  never  dirty  ;  in  fact,  he  was 
rather  particular  as  to  neatness  and  cleanliness  ;  but 
he  was  always  a  httle  dingy  and  iron-coloured,  as  retail 
ironmongers  are  apt  to  be.  He  was  now  in  charge  of 
the  business  under  his  father  ;  stood  behind  the  counter  ; 
weighed    nails  ;     examined    locks    brought  lor    repair ; 


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went  to  the  different  houses  in  Cowfold  with  a  man 
under  him  to  look  at  boiler-pipes,  the  man  wearing  a 
cap  and  George  a  tall  hat.  He  had  a  hard,  healthy, 
honest  life,  was  up  at  six  o'clock  in  the  morning,  ate 
well,  and  slept  well.  He  was  always  permitted  by  his 
father  to  go  on  these  excursions,  and,  in  fact,  they 
could  not  have  been  a  success  without  him.  If  any- 
thing went  wrong  he  was  always  the  man  to  set  it  right. 
If  a  horse  became  restive,  George  was  invariably  the 
one  to  jump  out,  and  nobody  else  thought  of  stirring. 
He  had  good  expectations.  The  house  in  which  the 
Aliens  lived  was  their  own.  Mr.  Allen  did  a  thriving 
trade,  not  only  in  Cowfold,  but  in  all  the  country  round, 
and  particularly  among  the  village  blacksmiths,  to 
whom  he  sold  iron.  He  had  steadily  saved  money,  and 
had  enlarged  the  original  little  back  parlour  into  a 
room  which  would  hold  comfortably  a  tea-party  of  ten 
or  a  dozen. 

INIiss  Priscilla  Broad  was  framed  after  a  different 
model.  Her  face  was  not  much  unlike  that  of  one  of 
those  women  of  the  Restoration  so  familiar  to  us  in 
half  a  hundred  pictures.  Not  that  Restoration  levity 
and  Restoration  manners  were  chargeable  to  Miss 
Priscilla.  She  never  forgot  her  parentage  ;  but  there 
were  the  same  kind  of  prettiness,  the  same  sideways 
look,  the  same  simper  about  the  lips,  and  there  were 
the  same  fiat  unilluminated  eyes.  She  had  darkish 
brown  hair,  which  fell  in  rather  formal  curls  on  her 
shoulder,  and  she  was  commonly  thought  to  be  "  deli- 
cate." Like  her  sister  and  brother,  she  had  never  been 
to  school,  on  account  of  the  "  mixture,"  but  had  been 
taught  by  her  mother.  Her  accomplishments  included 
Scripture  and  English  history,  arithmetic,  geography, 
the  use  of  the  globes,  and  dates.  She  had  a  very 
difficult  part  to  play  in  Cowfold,  for  she  was  obliged  to 
visit  freely  all  Tanner's  Lane,  but  at  the  same  time  to 
hold  herself  above  it  and  not  to  form  any  exclusive 
friendships.  These  would  have  been  most  injudicious, 
because,  in  the  first  place,  they  would  have  excited 
jealousy,  and,  in  the  next  place,  the  minister's  daughter 


A  RELIGIOUS  PICNIC  179 

could  tiot  be  expected  to  be  very  intimate  with  anybody 
belonging  to  the  congregation.  She  was  not  particularly 
popular  with  the  majority,  and  was  even  thought  to  be 
just  a  bit  of  a  fool.  But  what  could  she  have  been  with 
such  surroundings  ?  The  time  had  passed  when  religion 
could  be  talked  on  week-days,  and  the  present  time, 
when  ministers'  children  learn  French,"^  German,  and 
Latin,  and  read  selected  plays  of  Shakespeare,  had  not 
come.  Miss  Priscilla  Broad  found  it  very  difficult,  also, 
to  steer  her  course  properly  amongst  the  young  men  in 
Cowfold.  Mrs.  Broad  would  not  have  permitted  any 
one  of  them  for  a  moment  to  dream  of  an  alliance  with 
her  family.  As  soon  might  a  Princess  of  the  Blood 
Royal  unite  herself  with  an  ordinary  knight.  Miss 
Broad,  however,  as  her  resources  within  herself  were 
not  particularly  strong,  thought  about  little  or  nothing 
else  than  ensnaring  the  hearts  of  the  younger  Cowfold 
males — that  is  to  say,  the  hearts  which  were  converted  ; 
and  yet  she  encouraged  none  of  them,  save  by  a  general 
acceptance  of  little  attentions,  by  little  mincing  smiles, 
and  little  mincing  speeches. 

"  Such  a  beautiful  day,"  said  George,  "  and  such 
pleasant  company  !  " 

"  Really,  Mr.  Allen,  don't  you  think  it  would  have 
been  pleasanter  for  you  in  front  ?  "     ■ 

"  What  did  you  say,  my  dear  ?  "  came  immediately 
from  her  mother,  the  ever- watchful  dragon  just  before 
them.  She  forthwith  turned  a  little  round,  for  the  sun 
was  on  her  left  hand,  and  with  her  right  eye  kept  Priscilla 
well  in  view  for  the  rest  of  the  journe}'. 

In  the  chaise  behind  pretty  much  the  same  story 
was  told,  but  with  a  difference.  In  the  back  part  were 
Mr.  Thomas  Broad  and  Miss  Fanny  Allen,  the  arrange- 
ment which  brought  these  two  together  was  most 
objectionable  to  Mrs.  Broad  ;  but  unfortunately  she  was 
a  little  late  in  startmg,  and  it  was  made  before  she 
arrived.  She  could  not,  without  insulting  the  Aliens, 
have  it  altered  ;  but  she  consoled  herself  by  vowing 
that  it  should  not  stand  on  the  return  journey  in  the 
dusk.     Miss   Fanny   was   flattered   that   the   minister's 


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son  should  be  by  her  side,  and  the  minister's  son  was  not 
in  the  least  deterred  from  playing  v^ith  Miss  Fanny  by 
the  weight  of  responsibihty  which  oppressed  and  checked 
his  sister.  He  did  not  laugh  much ;  he  had  not  a 
nature  for  wholesome  laughter,  but  he  chuckled, 
lengthened  his  hps,  half  shut  his  eyes  ;  asked  his  com- 
panion whether  the  rail  did  not  hurt  her,  put  his  arm  on 
the  top,  so  that  she  might  lean  against  it,  and  talked  in 
a  manner  which  even  she  would  have  considered  a  Uttle 
silly  and  a  httle  odd,  if  his  position,  that  of  a  student 
for  the  ministry,  had  not  surrounded  him  with  such  a 
halo  of  glory. 

Presently  Shott  Woods  were  reached  ;  the  parcels 
and  hampers  were  unpacked,  the  fire  was  lit,  the  tea 
prepared,  and  the  pastor  asked  a  blessing.  Everybody 
sat  on  the  grass,  save  the  reverend  gentleman  and  his 
wife,  who  had  chairs  which  had  been  brought  on  purpose. 
It  would  not  have  been  considered  proper  that  Mr.  or  Mrs. 
Broad  should  sit  upon  the  grass,  and  indeed  physically 
it  would  have  been  inconvenient  to  IMr.  Broad  to  do  so. 
He  ate  his  ham  in  considerable  quantities,  adding  thereto 
much  plumcake,  and  excusing  himself  on  the  ground 
that  the  ride  had  given  him  an  appetite.  The  meal  being 
over,  grace  was  said,  and  the  victuals  that  were  left 
were  repacked.  About  an  hour  remained  before  the 
return  journey  began.  This  was  usually  passed  in 
sauntering  about  or  in  walking  to  the  springs,  a  mile 
away,  down  one  of  the  grass  drives.  Mrs.  Broad  never 
for  a  moment  lost  sight  of  Thomas,  and  pressed  him  as 
much  as  possible  into  her  service  ;  but  when  Mrs.  Allen 
announced  that  the  young  people  had  all  determined 
to  go  to  the  springs,  Mrs.  Broad  could  not  hold  out. 
Accordingly  off  they  started,  under  strict  orders  to  be 
back  by  eight.  They  mixed  themselves  up  pretty 
indiscriminately  as  they  left  their  seniors  ;  but  after  a 
while  certain  affinities  displayed  themselves,  George  being 
found  with  Priscilla,  for  example,  and  Thomas  with 
Fanny.  The  party  kept  together  ;  but  Thomas  and 
Fanny  lagged  somewhat  till  they  came  to  a  little  opening 
in  the  underwood,  which  Thomas  said  was  a  short  cut. 


A  RELIGIOUS  PICNIC  i8i 

and  he  pressed  her  to  try  it  with  him.  She  agreed,  and 
they  shpped  out  of  sight  nearly,  but  not,  quite,  un- 
observed. Thomas  professed  himself  afraid  Fanny 
might  be  tired,  and  offered  his  arm.  She  again  con- 
sented, not  without  a  flutter,  and  so  they  reached  a 
clearing  with  three  or  four  paths  branching  from  it. 
Thomas  was  puzzled,  and  as  for  Fanny,  she  knew  nothing. 
To  add  to  their  perplexity  some  drops  of  rain  were  felt. 
She  was  a  httle  frightened,  and  was  anxious  to  try  one 
of  the  most  likely  tracks  which  looked,  she  thought, 
as  if  it  went  to  the  springs,  where  they  could  take 
shelter  in  the  cottage  with  the  others.  Thomas,  how- 
ever, was  doubtful,  and  proposed  that  they  should  stand 
up  in  a  shed  which  had  been  used  for  faggot-making. 
The  rain,  which  now  came  down  heavily,  enforced  his 
arguments,  and  she  felt  obliged  to  stay  till  the  shower 
had  ceased. 

"  Only  think,  Fanny,"  he  said,  "  to  he  here  alone  with 
you  !  " 

He  called  her  Fanny  now  ;    he  had  always  called  her 
Miss  Allen  before. 

"  Yes,"  said  she,  not  knowing  what  answer  to  make. 
"  You  are  cold,"  he  added,  with  a  little  trembling  in 
his  voice  and  a  little  more  light  than  usual  in  his  eyes. 
"  Oh  no,  I  am  not  cold." 

"  I  know  you  are,"  and  he  took  her  hand  ;  "  why,  it 
is  quite  cold." 

"  Oh  dear  no,  Mr.  Thomas,  it  is  really  not  cold,"  and 
she  made  a  movement  to  withdraw  it,  but  it  remained. 
The  touch  of  the  hand  caused  his  voice  to  shake  a 
little  more  than  before. 

"  I  say  you  are  cold  ;  come  a  httle  closer  to  me. 
What  will  your  mamma  say  if  you  catch  a  chill  ?  "  and 
he  drew  Fanny  a  little  nearer  to  him.  The  thick  blood 
now  drove  through  him  with  increasing  speed  :  every- 
thing seemed  in  a  mist,  and  a  httle  perspiration  was  on 
his  forehead.  His  arm  found  its  way  round  Fanny's 
waist,  and  he  pressed  her  closer  and  closer  to  him  till  his 
hot  hps  were  upon  her  cheek.  She  made  two  or  three 
futile  attempts  to  release  herself  ;     but  she   might  as 


1 82  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

well  have  striven  with  that  brazen,  red-hot  idol  who  was 
made  to  clasp  his  victims  to  death.  She  was  frightened 
and  screamed,  when  suddenly  a  strong  man's  voice  was 
heard  calling  "  Fanny,  Fanny."  It  was  her  brother. 
Knowing  that  she  and  Thomas  had  no  umbrellas,  he 
had  brought  them  a  couple. 

"  But,  Fanny,"  he  cried,  "  did  I  not  hear  you  scream  ? 
What  was  the  matter  ?  " 

"  Nothing,"  hastily  interposed  Thomas  ;  "  she  thought 
she  saw  it  lighten."  Fanny  looked  at  Thomas  for  a. 
moment  ;  but  she  was  scared  and  bewildered,  and  held 
her  p>eace. 

The  three  went  down  to  the  rendezvous  together, 
where  the  rest  of  the  party  had  already  assembled.  Mrs. 
Broad  had  been  very  uneasy  when  she  found  that 
Thomas  and  Fanny  were  the  only  absentees,  and  she 
had  urged  George  the  moment  she  saw  him  to  look  for 
his  sister  without  a  moment's  delay.  The  excuse  of 
the  rain  was  given  and  accepted  ;  but  Mrs.  Broad  felt 
convinced  .from  Fanny's  forward  look  that  she  had 
once  more  thrown  herself  in  the  way  of  her  beloved 
child,  her  delicate  Samuel.  She  was  increasingly  anxious 
that  he  should  go  to  college,  and  his  papa  promised  at 
once  to  transmit  the  application.  Meanwhile,  in  the 
few  days  left  before  the  examination,  he  undertook  to 
improve  Thomas  where  he  was  weakest,  that  is  to  say, 
in  Systematic  Theology,  and  more  particularly  in  the 
doctrine  of  the  Comforter. 


CHAPTER  XIX 

*'  The  Kingdom  of  Heaven  is  like  unto  Leaven  " 

Mr.  Isaac  Allen,  Fanny's  father,  was  an  ardent  Whig 
in  poUtics — what  in  later  years  would  have  been  called 
a  Radical.  He  had  been  apprenticed  in  London,  and 
had  attended  Mr.  Bradshaw's  ministrations  there.  He 
was  the  chosen  friend  of  Zachariah  Coleman  ;  but 
allhojgh  he  loved  Zachariah,  he  had  held  but  little 
intercourse  with  him  during  his  first  marriage. 
There  were  family  reasons  for  the  estrangement,  due 
principally  to  a  quarrel  between  Mrs.  Isaac  and  the 
first  Mrs.  Zachariah.  But  after  Mrs.  Zachariah  had 
died  and  her  husband  suffered  so  much  Isaac  was  drawn 
to  him  again.  He  was  proud  of  him  as  a  martyr  for  a 
good  cause,  and  he  often  saw  him  when  he  went  to 
London  on  business. 

It  was  in  consequence  of  these  London  visits  that 
books  appeared  on  the  little  book-shelf  in  Cowfold  Square 
which  were  to  be  found  nowhere  else  in  the  town,  at 
any  rate  not  in  the  Dissenting  portion  of  it.  It  was  a 
little  bookcase,  it  is  true,  for  people  in  country  places 
were  not  great  readers  in  those  days  ;  but  Sir  Walter 
Scott  was  there,  and  upstairs  in  Mr.  Allen's  room  there 
was  Byron — not  an  uncut  copy,  but  one  well  used  both 
by  husband  and  wife.  Mrs.  Allen  was  not  a  particularly 
robust  woman,  although  she  was  energetic.  Often, 
without  warning,  she  would  not  make  her  appearance 
till  twelve  or  one  o'clock  in  the  day,  and  would  have  her 
fire  alight  in  her  bedroom  and  take  her  breakfast  in  bed. 

183 


i84  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

It  was  well  understood  when  she  was  not  at  the  table 
with  the  others  that  the  house  was  to  be  kept  quiet. 
After  a  cup  of  tea — nothing  more — she  rose  and  sat 
reading  for  a  good  two  hours.  It  was  not  that  she  was 
particularly  unwell  —  she  simply  needed  rest.  Every 
now  and  then  retreat  from  the  world  and  perfect  isolation 
were  a  necessity  to  her.  If  she  forced  herself  to  come 
downstairs  when  she  ought  to  be  by  herself  she  became 
really  ill.  Occasionally  the  fire  was  alight  in  the  evening, 
too,  and  she  would  be  off  the  moment  tea  was  over, 
Isaac  frequently  joining  her  then,  although  he  never 
remained  with  her  in  the  morning.  She  was  almost 
sure  to  escape  on  the  day  following  any  excite;ment  or 
undue  worry  about  household  affairs.  She  knew  Sir 
Walter  Scott  from  end  to  end,  and  as  few  people  knew 
him.  He  had  been  to  her,  and  to  her  husband  too, 
what  he  can  only  be  to  people  leading  a  dull  life  far  from 
the  world.  He  had  broken  up  its  monotony  and  created 
a  new  universe  !  He  had  introduced  them  into  a  royal 
society  of  noble  friends.  He  had  added  to  the  ordinary 
motives  which  prompted  Cowfold  action  a  thousand 
higher  motives.  Then  there  was  the  charm  of  the  magician, 
so  sanative,  so  blessed,  felt  directly  any  volume  of  that 
glorious  number  was  opened.  Kenilworth  or  Redgauntlet 
was  taken  down,  and  the  reader  was  at  once  in  another 
country  and  in  another  age,  transpc*ted  as  it  by  some 
Arabian  charm  away  from  Cowfold  cares.  If  anywhere 
in  another  world  the  blessings  which  men  have  conferred 
here  are  taken  into  account  in  distributing  reward, 
surely  the  choicest  in  the  store  of  the  Most  High  will  be 
reserved  for  His  servant  Scott !  It  may  be  said  of  others 
that  they  have  made  the  world  wise  or  rich,  but  of  him 
it  must  be  said  that  he,  more  than  all,  has  made  the  world 
happier — wiser  too,   wiser  through  its  happiness. 

Of  the  influence  of  Byron  nothing  more  need  be 
said  here,  because  so  much  has  been  said  before.  It 
may  seem  strange  that  the  deacon  of  a  Dissenting  chapel 
and  his  wife  could  read  him,  and  could  continue  to  wait 
upon  the  ministrations  of  the  Reverend  John  Broad  ; 
but  I  am  only  stating  a  fact.     Mrs.  Allen  could  repeat 


THE  KINGDOM  OF  HEAVEN  LIKE  LEAVEN  185 

page  after  page  of  Childe  Harold,  and  yet  she  went 
diligently  to  Tanner's  Lane.  Part  of  what  was  read 
exhaled  in  the  almost  republican  politics  of  the  Allen 
household  ;  but  it  had  also  its  effect  in  another  direction, 
and  it  was  always  felt  by  the  Broads  that  the  Aliens 
were  questionable  members  of  the  flock.  They 
were  gathered  into  the  fold  on  Sunday,  and  had  the 
genuine  J.  B.  on  their  wool,  but  there  was  a  cross  in 
them.  There  was  nothing  which  could  be  urged  against 
them.  No  word  of  heresy  ever  escaped  them,  no  sympton 
of  disbelief  was  ever  seen  and  yet  Mr.  Broad  often 
desired  exceedingly  that  they  were  different,  was  never 
at  ease  with  them,  and  in  his  heart  of  hearts  bitterly 
hated  them.  After  all  that  can  be  said  by  way  of 
explanation,  there  was  much  in  this  concealed  animosity 
of  Mr.  Broad  which  was  unaccountable.  It  was  con- 
cealed because  he  was  far  too  worldly-wise  to  show  it 
openly  ;  but  it  was  none  the  less  intense.  Indeed,  it 
was  so  intense  as  to  be  almost  inconsistent  with  Mr. 
Broad's  cast  of  character,  and  his  biographer  is  at  a 
loss  to  find  the  precise  point  where  it  naturally  connects 
itself  with  the  main  stem  from  which  branch  off  the  rest 
of  his  \irtues  and  vices.  However,  there  it  was,  and 
perhaps  some  shrewder  psychologist  may  be  able  to 
explain  how  such  a  passion  could  be  begotten  in  a 
nature  otherwise  so  somnolent. 

For  this  literary  leaven  in  the  Allen's  household, 
as  we  have  said,  Zachariah  was  answerable.  Mrs. 
Allen  loved  him  as  she  loved  her  father,  and  he  wrote 
to  her  long  letters,  through  which  travelled  into  Cow- 
fold  Square  all  the  thought  of  the  Revolution.  He 
never  went  to  Cowfold  himself,  nor  couid  he  ever  be  per- 
suaded to  let  little  Pauline  go.  She  had  been  frequently 
invited,  but  he  always  decUned  the  invitation  courteously 
on  the  ground  that  he  could  not  spare  her.  The  fame 
of  her  beauty  and  abilities  had,  however,  reached 
Cowfold,  and  so  it  came  to  pass  that  when  Mr.  Thomas 
Broad,  junior,  being  duly  instructed  in  the  doctrine 
of  the  Comforter,  entered  the  Di-ssenting  College  in 
London,   he   determined  that   at  the   first  opportunity 


i86  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

he  would  call  and  see  her.  He  had  been  privately 
warned  both  by  his  father  and  mother  that  ho  was  on 
no  account  to  visit  this  particular  friend  of  the  Aliens, 
firstly,  because  Zachariah  was  reputed  to  be."  inclined 
towards  infidelity,"  and  secondly,  because,  summing  up 
the  whole  argument,  he  was  not  "  considered  respect- 
able." 

"  Of  course,  my  dear,  you  know  his  history,"  quoth 
Mrs.  Broad,  "  and  it  would  very  much  interfere  with 
your  usefulness  if  you  were  to  be  intimate  with  him." 

Little  Pauline  had  by  this  time  grown  to  be  a  woman, 
or  very  nearly  one.  She  had,  as  in  nine  times,  perhaps, 
out  of  ten  is  the  case,  inherited  her  temperament  from 
her  mother.  She  had  also  inherited  something  more, 
for  she  was  like  her  in  face.  She  had  the  same  luxuri- 
antly dark  hair — a  wonder  to  behold  when  it  was  let 
down  over  her  shoulders — the  same  grey  eyes,  the  same 
singularly  erect  attitude,  and  lips  which,  although 
they  were  not  tight  and  screwed  up,  were  always  set 
witla  decision.  But  her  distinguishing  peculiarity 
was  her  inherited  vivacity,  which  was  perfectly  natural, 
but  frequently  exposed  her — just  as  it  did  her  mother — 
to  the  charge  of  being  theatrical.  The  criticism  was  as 
unjust  in  her  case  as  in  that  of  her  mother,  if  by  being 
theatrical  we  mean  being  unreal.  The  unreal  person 
is  the  half-alive  languid  person.  Pauline  felt  what  she 
said,  and  acted  it  in  every  gesture.  Her  precious 
promptitude  of  expression  made  her  invaluable  as  a 
companion  to  her  father.  He  was  English  all  over 
and  all  through  ;  hypochondriacal,  with  a  strong 
tendency  to  self-involution  and  self-absorption.  She 
was  only  half  English,  or  rather  altogether  French,  and 
when  he  came  home  in  the  evening  he  often  felt  as  if 
some  heavy  obstruction  in  his  brain  and  about  his 
heart  were  suddenly  dissolved.  She  and  her  mother 
were  like  Hercules  in  the  house  of  Admetus.  Before 
Hercules  has  promised  to  rescue  Alcestis  we  feel  that 
the  darkness  has  disappeared.  Pauline  was  loved  by 
her  father  with  intense  passion.  When  she  was  a  little 
child,  and  he  was  left  alone  with  a  bitter  sense  of  wrong. 


THE  KINGDOM  OF  HEAVEN  LIKE  LEAVEN  187 

a  feeling  that  he  had  more  than  his  proper  share  of  Hfe's 
misery,  his  heart  was  closed,  and  he  cared  for  no  friend- 
ship. But  the  man's  nature  could  not  be  thus  thwarted, 
and  gradually  it  poured  itself  out  in  full  flood — denied 
exit  elsewhere — at  this  one  small  point.  He  rejoiced  to 
find  that  he  had  not  stiffened  into  death,  and  he  often 
went  up  to  her  bedside  as  she  lay  asleep,  and  the  tears 
came,  and  he  thanked  God,  not  only  for  her  but  for  his 
tears.  He  could  not  afford  to  bring  her  up  like  a  lady, 
but  he  did  his  best  to  give  her  a  good  education.  He 
was  very  anxious  that  she  should  learn  French,  and  as 
she  was  wonderfully  quick  at  languages,  she  managed 
in  a  very  short  time  to  speak  it  fluently. 


CHAPTER  XX 

The    Reverend    Thomas    Broad's    Exposition     of 
Romans  viii.  7 

Such  was  the  Coleman  household  when  Mr.  Thomas 
Broad  called  one  fine  Monday  afternoon  about  three 
months  after  he  had  been  at  college.  He  had  preached 
his  first  sermon  on  the  Sunday  before,  in  a  village  about 
twelve  miles  from  London  in  a  north-easterly  direction, 
somewhere  in  the  fiat  regions  of  Essex.  Mr.  Thomas 
was  in  unusually  good  humour,  for  he  had  not  broken 
down,  and  thought  he  had  crowned  himself  with  glory. 
The  trial,  to  be  sure,  was  not  very  severe.  The  so-called 
chapel  was  the  downstairs  living-room  of  a  cottage 
holding  at  a  squeeze  about  five-and-twenty  people. 
Nevertheless,  there  was  a  desk  at  one  comer,  with 
two  candles  on  either  side,  and  Mr.  Thomas  was 
actually,  for  the  first  time,  elevated  above  an 
audience.  It  consisted  of  the  wheelwright  and  his 
wife,  both  very  old,  half  a  dozen  labourers,  with  their 
wives,  and  two  or  three  children.  The  old  wheelwright, 
as  he  was  in  business,  was  called  the  "  principal  support 
of  the  cause."  The  "  cause,"  however,  was  not  par- 
ticularly prosperous,  nor  its  supporters  enthusiastic. 
In  was  "  supplied  "  always  by  a  succession  of  first- year's 
students,  who  made  their  experiments  on  the  corpus 
vile  here.  Spiritual  teaching,  spiritual  guidance, 
these  poor  peasants  had  none,  and  when  the  Monda 
came  they  went  to  their  work  in  the  marshes  and  else- 
where, and  lived  their  blind  lives  under  grey  skies,  with 

18S 


THOMAS  BROAD'S  EXPOSITION         189 

nothing  left  in  them  of  the  Sunday,  save  the  recollection 
of  a  certain  routine  performed  which  might  one  day 
save  them  from  some  disaster  with  which  flames  and 
brimstone  had  something  to  do.  It  was  not,  however, 
a  reality  to  them.  Neither  the  future  nor  the  past  was 
real  to  them ;  no  spiritual  existence  was  real  ;  nothing, 
in  fact,  sake  the  most  stimulant  sensation.  Once  upon 
a  time,  a  man,  looking  towards  the  celestial  city, 
saw  "  The  reflection  of  the  sun  upon  the  city  (for 
the  city  was  of  pure  gold),  so  exceeding  glorious  that 
he  could  not  as  yet  with  open  face  behold  it,  save 
through  an  instrument  made  for  that  purpose  ;  " 
but  Mr.  Thomas  Broad  and  his  hearers  needed 
no  smoked  glass  now  to  prevent  injury  to  their 
eyes.  Mr.  Thomas  had  put  on  a  white  neckerchief, 
had  mounted  the  desk,  and  had  spoken  for  three-quarters 
of  an  hour  from  the  text,  "  The  carnal  mind  is  at  enmity 
with  God."  He  had  received  during  the  last  three  weeks 
his  first  lectures  on  the  "  Scheme  of  Salvation,"  and  his 
discourse  was  a  reproduction  of  his  notes  thereon.  The 
wheelwright  and  his  wife,  and  the  six  labourers  with 
their  wives,  listened  as  oxen  might  listen,  wandered 
home  along  the  lanes  heavy-footed  like  oxen,  with 
heads  towards  the  ground,  and  went  heavily  to  bed. 
The  elder  student  who  had  accompanied  Mr.  Thomas 
informed  him  that,  on  the  whole,  he  had  acquitted  himself 
very  well,  but  that  it  would  be  better,  perhaps,  in  future 
to  be  a  little  simpler,  and  avoid  what  "  may  be  called 
the  metaphysics  of  Redemption." 

"  No  doubt,"  said  he,  "  they  are  very  attractive, 
and  of  enormous  importance.  There  is  no  objection 
to  expound  them  before  a  cultivated  congregation  in 
London ;  but  in  the  villages  we  cannot  be  too  plain 
— that,  at  least,  is  my  experience.  Simply  tell  them 
we  are  all  sinners,  and  deserve  damnation.  God  sent 
His  Son  into  the  world.  If  we  believe  in  Him  we  shall 
be  saved  ;  if  not,  we  shall  be  lost.  There  is  no  mystery 
in  that ;  everybody  can  understand  it  ;  and  people 
are  never  weary  of  hearing  the  old  old  gospel." 

Mr.    Thomas    was    well    contented    with    himself,    as 


iro  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

we  have  said,  when  he  knocked  at  Zachariah's  door. 
It  was  opened  by  Pauline.  He  took  off  his  hat  and 
smiled. 

"  My  name  is  Broad.  I  come  from  Cowfold,  and 
know  the  Aliens  very  well.  I  am  now  living  in  London, 
and  having  heard  of  you  so  often,  I  thought  I  should 
like  to  call." 

"  Pray  come  in,"  she  said  ;  "I  am  very  glad  to  see 
3'ou.     I  wish  my  father  were  here.  " 

He  was  shown  into  the  little  front  room,  and  after 
some  inquiries  about  his  relations  Pauline  asked  him 
where  was  his  abode  in  London. 

"  At  the  Independent  College.  I  am  studying  for 
the  ministry," 

Pauline  was  not  quite  sure  what  "  the  ministry  " 
meant ;  but  as  Mr.  Thomas  had  yesterday's  white 
tie  round  his  neck — he  always  "  dirtied  out  "  the  Sun- 
day's neckerchief  on  Monday,  and  wore  a  black  one  on 
the  other  weekdays — she  guessed  his  occupation. 

"  Dear  me  !  you  must  be  tired  with  walking  so 
far." 

"  Oh  no,  not  tired  with  walking  ;  but  the  fact  is 
I  am  a  little  Mondayish." 

"  A  little  what  ?  " 

Mr.  Thomas  giggled  a  little.  "  Ah,  you  young  ladies, 
of  course,  don't  know  what  that  means.  I  had  to 
conduct  a  service  in  the  country  yesterday,  and  am  rather 
fatigued.  I  am  generally  so  on  Mondays,  and  I  always 
relax  on  that  day."  This,  it  is  to  be  remembered,  was 
his  first  Monday. 

Pauline  regretted  very  much  that  she  had  no  wine 
in  the  house  ;  neither  had  they  any  beer.  They  were 
not  total  abstainers,  but  nothing  of  the  kind  was  kept 
in  their  small  store-closet. 

"  Oh,  thank  you  ;  never  mind."  He  took  a  bottle 
of  smelling-salts  from  the  mantelpiece  and  smelt  it. 
The  conversation  flagged  a  little.  Pauline  sat  at  the 
window,  and  Mr.  Thomas  at  the  table.  At  last  he 
observed. 

"  Are  you  alone  all  day  ?  " 


THOMAS  BROAD'S  EXPOSITION         iqi 

"  Generally,  except  on  Sunday.  Father  does  not 
get  home  till  late." 

"  Dear  me  !     And  vou  are  not  dull  nor  afraid  ?  " 

"  Dull  or  afraid  !    "Why  ?  " 

"  Oh,  well,"  he  sniggered,  "  dull — why,  young  ladies, 
3'ou  know,  usually  like  society.  At  least,"  and  he 
laughed  a  little  greasy  laugh  at  his  wit,  "  we  like  theirs. 
And  then — afraid — well,  if  my  sister  were  so  attractive  " 
— he  looked  to  see  if  this  pretty  compliment  was  effective 
— "  I  should  not  like  her  to  be  without  anj'body  in  the 
house." 

Pauline  became  impatient.  She  rose.  "  When  you 
come  again,"  she  said,  "  1  hope  my  father  will  be  here." 

Mr.  Thomas  rose  too.  He  had  begun  to  feel  awkward. 
For  want  of  something  better  to  say,  he  asked  whose 
was  the  portrait  over  the  mantelpiece. 

"  Major  Cartwright." 

"  Major  Cartwright  !  Dear  me,  is  that  Major  Cart- 
wright  ?  "  He  had  never  heard  of  him  before,  but  he 
did  not  like  to  profess  ignorance  of  a  Major. 

"And  this  likeness  of  this  young  gentleman?"  he 
inquired,  looking  at  Pauline  sideways,  with  an  odious 
simper  on  his  lips.     "  Nobody  I  know,  I  suppose  ? 

"  My  father  when  he  was  one-and-twenty."  She 
moved  towards  the  door.  Mr.  Thomas  closed  his 
fat  eyes  till  they  became  almost  slits,  simpered  still 
more  effectively,  as  he  thought,  trusted  he  might 
have  the  pleasure  of  calling  again,   and  departed. 

Pauline  returned,  opened  the  window  and  door  for 
ten  minutes,  and  went  upstairs.  When  she  saw  her 
father  she  told  him  briefly  that  she  had  entertained  a 
visitor,  and  expressed  her  utter  loathing  of  him  in 
terms  so  strong  that  he  was  obliged  to  check  her.  He 
did  not  want  a  quarrel  with  any  of  Isaac's  friends. 

Mr.  Thomas,  having  returned  to  the  college,  did 
not  delay  to  communicate  by  mysterious  hints  to  his 
colleagues  that  he  was  on  visiting  terms  with  a  most 
delightfully  charming  person,  and  sunned  himself 
deliciously  in  their  bantering  congratulations.  About 
three    weeks   afterwards   he   thought   he    might   safely 


192  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

repeat  his  visit  ;  but  he  was  in  a  difficulty.  He  was  not 
quite  so  stupid  as  not  to  see  that,  the  next  time  he  went, 
it  ought  to  be  when  her  father  was  present,  and  yet  he 
preferred  his  absence.  At  last  he  determined  he  would 
go  about  tea-time.  He  was  quite  sure  that  Mr.  Coleman 
would  not  have  returned  then  ;  but  he  could  assume 
that  he  had,  and  would  propose  to  wait  for  him.  He 
therefore  duly  presented  himself  at  half-past  five. 

"  Good-evening,  Miss  Coleman.  Is  your  father  at 
home  ?  " 

"  No,  not  yet,"  replied  Pauline,  holding  the  door 
doubtingly. 

"  Oh,  I  am  so  sorry  ;  "  and,  to  Pauline's  surprise, 
he  entered  without  any  further  ceremony.  She  hardly 
knew  what  to  do  ;  but  she  followed  him  as  he  walked 
into  the  room,  where  she  had  just  laid  the  tea-things 
and  put  the  bread  and  butter  on  the  table. 

"  Oh,  tea  !  "  he  cried.  "  Dear  me,  it  would  be  very 
rude  of  me  to  ask  myself  to  tea,  and  yet,  do  you  know. 
Miss  Coleman,  I  can  hardly  help  it." 

"  I  am  afraid  my  father  will  not  be  here  till  eight." 

He  sat  down. 

"  That  is  very  unfortunate.  You  will  tell  him  I 
came  on  purpose  to  see  him." 

Pauline  hesitated  whether  she  should  or  should  not 
inform  Mr.  Thomas  that  his  presence  was  disagreeable, 
but  her  father's  caution  recurred  to  her,  and  she  poured 
out  a  cup  for  her  visitor. 

It  was  one  of  his  peculiarities  that  tea,  of  which  he 
took  enormous  quantities,  made  him  garrulous,  and 
he  expatiated  much  upon  his  college.  By  degrees, 
however,  he  became  silent,  and  as  he  was  sitting  with 
his  face  to  the  window,  he  shifted  his  chair  to  the  opposite 
side,  under  the  pretence  that  the  light  dazzled  his  eyes. 
Pauline  shifted  too,  apparently  to  make  room  for  him, 
but  really  to  get  farther  from  him. 

"  Do  people  generally  say  that  you  take  after  your 
mother  ?  "  he  said. 

"  I  believe  I  am  like  my  mother  in  many  things." 

Another  pause.     He  became  fidgety  ;    the  half  smile. 


THOMAS  BROAD'S  EXPOSITION         193 

half  grin  which  he  almost  perpetually  wore  passed 
altogether  from  his  face,  and  he  looked  uncomfortable 
and  dangerous.  Pauline  felt  him  to  be  so,  and  resolved 
that,  come  what  might,  he  should  never  set  foot  in 
the  house  again. 

You  have  such  black  hair,"  he  observed. 

She  rose  to  take  away  the  tea-things. 

"  I  am  afraid,"  said  she,  "  that  I  must  go  out  ;  I 
have  one  or  two  commissions  to  execute." 

He  remained  seated,  and  observed  that  surely  she 
would  not  go  alone. 

"  Why  not  ?  "  and  having  collected  the  tea-things, 
she  was  on  the  point  of  leaving.  He  then  rose,  and  she 
bade  him  good-bye.  He  held  out  his  hand,  and  she 
took  it  in  hers,  but  he  did  not  let  it  go,  and  having  pulled 
it  upwards  with  much  force,  kissed  it.  He  still  held  it, 
and  before  the  astonished  Pauline  knew  what  he  was 
doing  his  arm  was  round  her  waist.  At  that  moment 
the  little  front  gate  swung  back.  Nobody  was  there  ; 
but  the  Reverend  Thomas  was  alarmed,  and  in  an 
instant  she  had  freed  herself,  and  had  placed  the  table 
between  them. 

"  What  do  you  mean,  you  Gadarene  pig,  you  scoundrel, 
by  insulting  a  stranger  in  this  way  ?  "  she  cried.  "Awav  ! 
My  father  will  know  what  to  do  with  you." 

"  Oh,  if  you  please,  Miss  Coleman,  pray  say  nothing 
about  it,  pray  do  not  mention  it  to  your  father  ;  I  do 
not  know  what  the  consequences  will  be  ;  I  really  meant 
nothing  ;    I  really  did  not  " — which  was  entirely  true. 

"  You  who  propose  to  teach  religion  to  people  !  I 
ought  to  stop  you  ;  but  no,  I  will  not  be  dragged  into 
the  mud." 

A  sudden  thought  struck  her.  He  was  shaky,  and 
was  holding  on  by  the  table.  "  I  will  be  silent,"  she 
cried — what  a  relief  it  was  to  him  to  hear  her  say  that  ! 
"  but  I  will  mark  you,"  and  before  he  could  comprehend 
what  she  was  doing  she  had  seized  a  little  pair  of  scissors 
which  lay  near  her,  had  caught  his  wrist,  and  had 
scored  a  deep  cross  on  the  back  of  the  hand.  The  blood 
burst  out  and  she  threw  him  a  handkerchief. 


194  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  Take  that  and  be  gone  !  " 

He  was  so  amazed  and  terrified,  not  only  at  the  sight 
of  the  blood,  but  at  her  extraordinary  behaviour,  that 
he  turned  ghastly  white.  The  pain,  however,  recalled 
him  to  his  senses  ;  he  rolled  the  handkerchief  over  the 
wound,  twisted  his  own  round  it  too,  for  the  red  stain 
came  through  Pauline's  cambric,  and  departed.  The 
account  current  in  the  college  was,  that  he  had  torn 
himself  ac^ainst  a  nail  in  a  fence.  The  accident  was  a 
little  incoivenient  on  the  following  Sunday,  when  he 
had  to  preach  at  Hogsbridge  Corner  ;  but  as  he  repro- 
duced the  sermon  on  the  carnal  mind,  which  he  knew 
pretty  well  by  heart,  he  was  not  nervous.  He  had  made 
it  much  simpler,  in  accordance  with  the  advice  given 
on  a  former  occasion.  He  had  struck  out  the  metaphysics 
and  had  put  in  a  new  head — •"  Neither  indeed  can  be." 
"  The  apostle  did  not  merely  state  a  fact  that  the  carnal 
mind  was  not  subject  to  the  law  of  God  ;  he  said, 
'  Neither  indeed  can  be.'  Mark,  my  brethren,  the  force 
of  the  neither  can." 


CHAPTER  XXI 

The  Wisdom  of  the  Serpent 

George  Allen  meanwhile,  at  Cowfold,  languished  in 
love  with  Priscilla  Broad,  who  was  now  a  comely  girl 
of  eighteen.  Mrs.  Broad  had,  of  course,  discovered 
what  was  in  the  wind,  and  her  pride  suffered  a  severe 
shock.  She  had  destined  Priscilla,  as  the  daughter  cf 
a  Flavel,  for  a  London  minister,  and  that  she  should 
marry  a  tradesman  was  intolerable.  Worse  still,  a 
tradesman  in  Cowfold  !  What  would  become  of  their 
influence  in  the  town,  she  continually  argued  with  Mr. 
Broad,  if  they  became  connected  with  a  member  of 
their  congregation  ?  She  thought  it  would  be  a  serious 
hindrance  to  their  usefulness.  But  Mr.  Broad  was  not  - 
so  sure,  although  he  hated  the  Aliens  ;  and  Priscilla, 
somehow  or  other,  was  not  so  sure,  for,  despite  her 
mother's  constant  hints  about  their  vulgarity,  she  not 
infrequently  discovered  that  something  was  wanted 
from  the  shop,  and  bought  it  herself. 

One  Monday  afternoon,  Mr.  Broad  having  thrown 
the  silk  handkerchief  off  his  face  and  bestirred  himself 
at  the  sight  of  the  radishes,  watercresses,  tea,  and  hot 
buttered  toast,  thus  addressed  his  wife  : 

"  My  love,  I  am  not  altogether  inclined  to  discounten- 
ance the  attentions  which  George  pays  to  Priscilla. 
There  are  so  many  circumstances  to  be  taken  into 
account." 

"  It  is  a  great  trouble  to  me,  John,  and  I  really  think 
if  anything  of  the  kind  were  to  happen,   at  least  you 

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196  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

would  have  to  seek  another  cause.  Just  consider  the 
position  in  which  I  should  stand  towards  Mrs.  Allen. 
Besides,  I  am  sure  it  will  interfere  with  your  duties  here 
if  we  are  obliged  to  take  notice  of  the  Aliens  more  than 
of  other  people  in  the  town." 

"  To  seek  for  another  cause,  my  love  ?  That  is  a 
very  grave  matter  at  my  time  of  life.  You  remember 
too,  that  there  is  an  endowment  here." 

"  Quite  so  ;  and  that  is  the  more  reason  why  we  should 
not  permit  the  attachment." 

"  But,  my  love,  as  I  observed,  there  are  so  many 
circumstances  to  be  taken  into  account.  You  know 
as  well  as  I  do  in  what  aspect  I  view  the  Aliens,  and 
what  my  sentiments  with  regard  to  them  are — personally 
that  is  to  say,  and  not  as  minister  of  the  gospel.  Per- 
haps Providence,  my  dear,  intends  this  opportunity 
as  a  means  whereby  the  emotions  of  my  poor  sinful 
nature^emotions  which  may  have  been  uncharitable — 
may  be  converted  into  brotherly  love.  Then  we  must 
recollect  that  Isaac  is  a  prominent  member  of  the  church 
and  a  deacon.  Thirdly,  in  all  probability,  if  we  do  not 
permit  Priscilla  to  marry  George,  offence  will  be  taken 
and  they  may  withdraw  their  subscription,  which,  I 
believe,  comes  altogether  to  twenty  pounds  per  annum. 
Fourthly,  the  Aliens  have  been  blessed  with  an  unusual 
share  of  worldly  prosperity,  and  George  is  about  to 
become  a  partner.  Fifthly  and  lastly  " — Mr.  Broad 
had  acquired  a  habit  of  dividing  his  most  ordinary 
conversation  into  heads—"  it  is  by  no  means  improbable 
that  I  may  need  a  co-pastor  before  long,  and  we  shall 
secure  the  Aliens'  powerful  influence  in  favour  of 
Thomas." 

Mrs.  Broad  felt  the  full  force  of  these  argu- 
ments. 

"  I  should  think,"  she  added,  "  that  George,  after 
marriage,  cannot  live  at  the  shop." 

"  No,  that  will  not  be  possible  ;  they  must  take  a 
private  house." 

So  it  was  agreed,  without  any  reference  to  the  ques- 
tion whether  Priscilla  and  George  cared  for  one  another. 


THE  WISDOM  OF  THE  SERPENT        197 

that  no  opposition  should  be  offered.  The  Aliens  them- 
selves, father  and  mother,  were  by  no  means  so  eager 
for  the  honour  of  the  match  as  Mrs.  Broad  supposed 
them  to  be,  for  Mrs.  Isaac,  particularly  proud  of  her 
husband,  and  a  little  proud  of  their  comfortable  business 
and  their  comfortable  property,  was  not  dazzled  by  the 
Flavel  ancestry. 

When  George  formally  asked  permission  of  Mr.  Broad 
to  sanction  his  addresses,  a  meeting  between  the  parents 
became  necessary,  and  Mrs.  Broad  called  on  Mrs.  Allen. 
She  was  asked  into  the  dining-room  at  the  back  of  the 
shop.  At  that  time,  at  any  rate  in  Cowfold,  the  drawing- 
room,  which  was  upstairs,  was  an  inaccessible  sanctuary, 
save  on  Sunday  and  on  high  tea-party  days.  Mrs. 
Broad  looked  round  at  the  solid  mahogany  furniture  ; 
cast  her  eyes  on  the  port  and  sherry  standing  on  the 
sideboard,  in  accordance  with  Cowfold  custom  ;  ob- 
served that  not  a  single  thing  in  the  room  was  worn  or 
shabby  ;  that  everything  was  dusted  with  absolute 
nicety,  for  the  Allen's  kept  two  servants  ;  and  became 
a  little  reconciled  to  her  lot. 

Mrs.  Allen  presently  appeared  in  her  black  silk  dress, 
with  her  gold  watch  hanging  in  front,  and  saluted  the 
minister's  wife  with  the  usual  good-humoured,  slightly 
democratic  freedom  which  always  annoyed  Mrs.  Broad. 

"  My  dear  Mrs.  Allen,"  began  Mrs.  Broad,  "  I  have 
called  to  announce  to  you  a  surprising  piece  of  intelli- 
gence, although  I  dare  say  you  know  it  all.  Your  son 
George  has  asked  Mr.  Broad  to  be  allowed  to  consider 
himself  as  Priscilla's  suitor.  We  have  discu-ssed  the 
matter  together,  and  I  have  come  to  know  what  your 
views  are.  I  may  say  that  we  had  destined — hoped — 
that — er — Priscilla  would  find  her  sphere  as  a  minister's 
wife  in  the  metropolis  ;  but  it  is  best,  perhaps,  to  follow 
the  leadings  of  Providence." 

"  Well,  Mrs.  Broad,  I  must  say  I  was  a  little  bit 
disappointed  myself — to  tell  you  the  plain  truth  ;  but 
it  is  of  no  use  to  contradict  young  people  in  love  with 
one  another." 

Mrs.  Broad  was  astonished.     Disappointed  !     But  she 

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198  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

remembered  her  husband's  admonitions.  So  she  con- 
tented herself  with  an  insinuation. 

"  What  I  meant,  my  dear  Mrs.  Allen,  v/as  that,  as 
the  Flavels  have  been  a  ministerial  family  for  so  long, 
it  would  have  been  gratifying  to  me,  of  course,  if  Pris- 
cilla  had  bestowed  herself  upon — upon  somebody 
occupying  the  same  position." 

"  That  is  just  what  my  mother  used  to  say.  I  was 
a  Burton,  you  remember.  They  were  large  tanners  in 
Northamptonshire,  and  she  did  not  like  my  going  to  a 
shop.  But  you  know,  Mrs.  Broad,  you  had  better  be 
in  a  shop  and  have  plenty  of  everything,  and  not  have 
to  pinch  and  screw,  than  have  a  brass  knocker  on  your 
door,  and  not  be  able  to  pay  for  the  clothes  you  wear. 
That's  my  behef,  at  any  rate." 

The  dart  entered  Mrs.  Broad's  soul.  She  remem- 
bered some  "  procrastination  " — to  use  her  husband's 
favourite  word — in  settling  a  draper's  bill,  even  when 
it  was  diminished  by  the  pew  rent,  and  she  wondered  if 
Mrs.  Allen  knew  the  facts.  Of  course  she  did  ;  all 
Cowfold  knew  every  fact  connected  with  everybody  in 
the  town.     She  discerned  it  was  best  to  retreat. 

"  I  wished  to  tell  you,  Mrs.  Allen,  that  we  do  not 
intend  to  offer  the  least  objection  " — she  thought  that 
perhaps  a  little  professional  unction  might  reduce  h&r 
antagonist—"  and  I  am  sure  I  pray  that  God  will  bless 
their  union." 

"As  I  said  before,  Mrs.  Broad,  neither  shall  we 
object.  We  shall  let  George  do  as  he  likes.  He  is  a 
real  good  boy,  worth  a  princess,  and  if  he  chooses  to 
have  Miss  Broad,  we  shan't  hinder  him.  She  will  always 
be  welcome  here,  and  it  will  be  a  consolation  to  you  to 
know  she  will  never  want  anything."  Mrs.  Allen  shook 
her  silk  dress  out  a  little,  and  offered  Mrs.  Broad  a  glass 
of  wine.  Her  feelings  were  a  little  flustered,  and  she 
needed  support,  but  she  refused. 

"  No   thank   you,    ]Mrs.    Allen.      I    must   be    going." 


CHAPTER  XXII 

The  Oracle  Warns — After  the  Event 

It  is  no  part  of  my  business  to  tell  the  story  of  the 
love-making  between  George  and  Priscilla.  Such 
stories  have  been  told  too  often.  Every  weakness  in 
her  was  translated  by  George  into  some  particularly 
attractive  virtue.  He  saw  nothing,  heard  nothing, 
which  was  not  to  her  advantage.  Once,  indeed,  when 
he  was  writing  the  letter  that  was  for  ever  to  decide 
his  destin}'^,  it  crossed  his  mind  that  this  was  an  epoch — 
a  parting  of  the  ways — and  he  hesitated  as  he  folded 
it  up.  But  no  warning  voice  was  heard  ;  nothing  smote 
him  ;  he  was  doing  what  he  believed  to  be  the  best  ; 
he  was  allowed  to  go  on  without  a  single  remonstrant 
sign.  The  messenger  was  despatched,  and  his  fate  was 
sealed.  His  mother  and  father  had  held  anxious  debate. 
They  believed  Priscilla  to  be  silly,  and  the  question  was 
whether  they  should  tell  George  so.  The  more  they 
reflected  on  the  affair  the  less  they  liked  it  ;  but  it 
was  agreed  that  they  could  do  nothing,  and  that  to 
dissuade  their  son  would  only  embitter  him  against 
them. 

"  Perhaps,"  said  Mrs.  Allen,  "  when  she  has  a  family 
she  will  be  better." 

Mrs.  Allen  had  a  behef  that  children  cured  a  woman 
of  many  follies. 

Nevertheless  the  mother  could  not  refrain,  wh^m  she 
had  to  talk  to  George  about  his  engagement,  froai 
"  letting  out  "  just  a  word. 

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200  THE  REVOLUTION  IX  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  I  hope  you  will  be  happy,  my  dear  boy.  The 
great  thing  is  not  to  ha\-e  a  fool  for  a  wife.  There 
has  never,  to  my  knowledge,  been  a  woman  amongst 
the  Burtons  or  the  Aliens  who  was  a  fool. 

George  felt  notliing  at  the  time,  for  he  suspected 
nothmg  ;  but  the  word.s  somehow  remained  with  him, 
and  reappeared  later  on  in  black  intensity  hke  invisible 
writing  under  heat. 

So  they  were  married,  and  went  to  live  in  a  cottage, 
small,  but  very  respectable,  in  the  Shott  Road.     For 
the  first  six  months  both  were  in  bliss.     Priscilla  was 
constantly  backwards  and  forwards  to  her  mother,  who 
took  upon  herself  at  once  the  whole  direction  of  her 
affairs  ;    but  there  was  no  rupture  with  the  Aliens,  for, 
whatever  her  other  faults  might  be,   Priscilla  was  not 
given  to  making  quarrels,   and  there  was  little  or  no 
bitterness  or  evil  temper  in  her.     George  came  home 
after  his  work  was  over  at  the  shop,   and  sometimes 
went  out  to  supper  with  his  wife,  or  read  to  her  the 
newspaper,  which  came  once  a  week.     Like  his  father, 
he  was  an  ardent  politician,  and,  from  the  very  begin- 
ning of  the  struggle,  an  enthusiastic  Free  Trader.     The 
Free    Trade    creed    was,    indeed,    the    cause    of    serious 
embarrassment,  for  not  only  were  the  customers  agricul- 
tural and   Protectionist,    but  the   deacons   at   Tanner's 
Lane,  being  nearly  all  either  farmers  or  connected  with 
the  land,  were  also  Protectionist,  and  jSIr.  Broad  had  a 
hard  time  of  it.     For  himself,  he  expressed  no  opinion  ; 
but  once,  at  a  deacons'  meeting,  when  it  looked  as  if 
some  controversy  would  arise,  he  begged  Brother  Allen 
to  remember  that,  though  we  might  be  wise  as  serpents, 
we   were    also   commanded   to   be   harmless   as   doves. 
There  was  a  small  charity  connected  with  the  chapel, 
which  was  distributed,  not  in  money,  but  in  bread,  and 
Brother  Allen,  not  being  able  to  contain  himself,  bad 
let  fall  a  word  or  two  about  the  price  of  bread  which 
would  ha\e  raised  a  storm  if  Mr.  Broad  had  not  poured 
on  the  troubled  waters  that  oil  of  which  he  was  a  perfect 
reservoir. 

George  did  his  best  to  instruct  his  wife  in  the  merits 


THE  ORACLE  WARNS— AFTER  EVENT  201 

of  the  controversy,  and  when  he  found  anything  in  his 
newspaper  read  it  aloud  to  her. 

"  You  see,  Priscilla,"  he  said  one  evening,  "  it  stands 
to  reason  that  if  foreign  corn  pays  a  duty,  the  price  of 
every  quarter  grown  here  is  raised,  and  this  increased 
price  goes  into  the  farmer's  or  landlord's  pocket.  Why 
should  I,  or  why  should  m}^  men,  pay  twopence  mox'e 
for  every  loaf  to  buy  Miss  Wootton  a  piano  ?  " 

"  Really,  George,  do  you  mean  to  say  that  they  are 
going  to  buy  Miss  Wootton  a  piano  ?  " 

"  My  dear,  I  said  that  when  they  buy  a  loaf  of  bread 
twopence  out  of  it  goes  to  buy  Miss  Wootton's  piano !  " 
repeated  George,  laying  an  emphasis  on  every  word. 
"  I  did  not  mean,  of  course,  that  they  put  their  two- 
pences  in  her  pocket  ?  The  point  is,  that  the  duty 
enables  Wootton  to  get  more  for  his  corn." 

"  Well,"  said  Priscilla  triumphantly,  "  I  can  tell  you 
she  is  not  going  to  have  a  piano.  She's  going  to  have  a 
little  organ  instead,  because  she  can  play  tunes  better 
on  an  organ,  and  it's  more  suitable  for  her  ;  so  there's 
an  end  of  that." 

"  It  doesn't  matter  whether  it  is  an  organ  or  piano," 
said  George,  "  the  principle  is  the  same." 

"  Well,  but  you  said  a  piano  ;  I  don't  think  the 
principle  is  the  same.  If  I  were  she  I  would  sooner 
have    the  piano." 

A  shade  of  perplexed  trouble  crossed  George's  face, 
and  some  creases  appeared  in  his  forehead  ;  but  he 
smoothed  them  away  and  laid  down  his  paper. 

"  Priscilla,  put  away  your  work  for  a  moment  and 
just  listen." 

Priscilla  was  making  something  in  the  shape  of 
netting  by  means  of  pins  and  a  long  loop  which  was 
fastened  under  her  foot. 

"  I  can  listen,  George  ;  there  is  no  occasion  to  put 
it  away." 

"  Well  then,"  he  answered,  placing  both  his  elbows 
on  the  table,  and  resting  his  face  upon  them,  "  all  corn 
which  comes  into  this  country  pays  a  duty — that  you 
understand.     Consequently  it  cannot  be  sold  here  for 


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less  than  sixty  shillings  a  quarter.  Of  course,  if  that 
is  the  case,  English  wheat  is  kept  up  to  a  higher  price 
than  it  would  fetch  it  there  was  no  duty.  Therefore 
bread  is,  as  I  calculate,  about  twopence  a  loaf  dearer 
than  it  ought  to  be.  And  why  should  it  be  ?  That's 
what  I  want  to  know." 

"  I  believe,"  said  Priscilla,  "  we  might  save  a  good 
bit  by  baking  at  home." 

"  Yes,  yes  ;  but  never  mind  that  now.  You  know 
that  foreign  corn  pays  a  duty.     You  do  know  that  ?  " 

"  Yes,"  said  Priscilla,  because  there  was  nothing  else 
to  be  said. 

"  Well,  then,  you  must  see  that,  if  that  be  so,  farmers 
can  obtain  a  higher  price  for  English  corn." 

Poor  Priscilla  reall}''  did  her  best  to  comprehend. 
She  stopped  her  knitting  for  a  moment,  put  her  knitting- 
pin  to  her  lips,  and  answered  very  slo.wly  and  solemnly 
"  Ye-es." 

"  Ah  ;  but  I  know  when  you  say  '  Ye-es  '  like  that 
you  do  not  understand." 

"  I  do  understand,"  she  retorted,  with  a  little  asperity. 

"  Well  then,  repeat  it,  and  let  us  see." 

"  No,  I  shall  not." 

"  Dear  Priscilla.  I  am  not  vexed  :  but  I  only  wanted 
to  make  it  quite  plain  to  you.  The  duty  on  foreign 
corn  is  a  tax  in  favour  of  the  farmer,  or  perhaps  the 
landlord,  just  as  distinctly  as  if  the  tax-collector  carried 
the  coin  from  our  till  and  gave  it  them." 

"  Of  course  it  is  quite  plain,"  she  responded,  making 
a  bold  stroke  for  her  life.  "  Of  course  it  is  quite  plain 
we  are  taxed  " — George's  face  grew  bright,  for  he 
thought  the  truth  had  dawned  upon  her — "  because  the 
farmers  have  to  pay  the  duty  on  foreign  corn." 

He  took  up  his  newspaper,  held  it  open  so  as  to  cover 
his  face,  was  silent  for  a  few  minutes,  and  then,  pulling 
out  his  watch,  declared  it  was  time  to  go  to  bed.  She 
gathered  up  her  netting,  looked  at  him  doubtfully  as 
she  passed,  and  went  upstairs. 

The  roof  of  George's  house  had  a  kind  of  depression 
or  v/ell  in  the  middle  of  it,  whence  ran  a  rainwater  pipe. 


THE  ORACLE  WARNS— AFTER  EVENT  203 

which  passed  down  inside,  and  so,  under  the  floor,  to 
the  soft-water  cistern.  A  bad  piece  of  construction, 
thought  he,  and  he  wished,  if  he  could  have  done  so,  to 
improve  it  ;  but  there  was  no  way  of  altering  it  without 
pulling  the  whole  place  to  pieces.  One  day,  a  very 
short  time  after  the  talk  about  Free  Trade,  a  fearful 
storm  of  rain  broke  over  Cowfold,  and  he  was  startled 
by  Ellen,  his  servant,  running  into  the  shop  and  telling 
him  that  the  staircase  was  flooded,  and  missis  wanted  him 
at  once.  He  put  on  his  coat  and  was  off  in  a  moment. 
When  he  got  there  Priscilla  met  him  at  the  door  crying, 
and  in  a  great  fright.  The  well  up  aloft  was  full  of 
water,  and  it  was  pouring  in  torrents  through  the  little 
window.  It  had  gone  through  the  floor  of  the  bedroom 
and  into  the  dining-room,  puUing  down  with  it  about 
half  the  ceiling,  which  lay  in  a  horrid  mess  upon  the 
dining  table  and  the  carpet,  George  saw  in  an  instant 
what  was  the  matter.  He  ran  up  the  steps  to  the  well, 
pulled  out  a  quantity  of  straw  and  dirt  which  blocked 
up  the  entrance  to  the  pipe  ;  the  water  disappeared  in 
two  minutes,  and  all  further  danger  was  arrested. 

"  Why  on  earth,"  he  cried  in  half  a  passion,  "  did 
not  you  think  to  clear  away  the  rubbish,  instead  of 
wasting  yo-ur  time  in  sending  for  me  ?  It  ought  to  have 
entered  into  anybody's  head  to  do  such  a  simple  thing 
as  that." 

"  How  was  I  to  know  ?  "  replied  Mrs.  George.  "  I 
am  not  an  ironmonger.  What  have  I  to  do  with  pipes  ? 
You  shouldn't  have  had  such  a  thing." 

Ellen  stood  looking  at  the  wreck. 

"  Wc  don't  want  you,"  said  George  savagely  ;  "  go 
into  the  kitchen,"  and  he  shut  the  dinmg-room  door. 
There  the  husband  and  wife  stood  face  to  face  with  one 
another,  with  the  drip,  drip,  drip  still  proceeding,  the 
ruined  plaster,  and  the  spoilt  furniture. 

"  I  don't  care,"  he  broke  out,  "  one  brass  farthmg 
for  it  all ;  but  what  I  do  care  for  is  that  you  should 
not  have  had  the  sense  to  unstop  that  pipe." 

She  said  nothing,  but  cried  bitterly.  At  last  she  sat 
down  and  sobbed  out  :    "  O  George,   George,  you  are 


204  THE  REVOLUTION  IX  TANNER'S  LANE 

in  a  rage  with  me  ;  you  are  tired  of  me  ;  j^ou  are  dis- 
appointed with  me.  Oh  !  what  shall  I  do,  what  shall 
I  do  ?  "  Poor  child  !  her  pretty  curls  fell  over  her  face 
as  she  covered  it  with  her  long  white  hands.  George 
was  touched  with  pity  in  an  instant,  and  his  arms  were 
round  her  neck.  He  kissed  her  fervently,  and  besought 
her  not  to  think  anything  of  what  he  had  said.  He  took 
out  his  handkerchief,  wiped  her  eyes  tenderly,  lifted  one 
of  her  arms  and  put  it  round  his  neck  as  he  pulled  a 
chair  towards  him  and  sat  down  beside  her.  Nothing 
she  loved  like  caresses  !  She  knew  what  their  import 
was,  though  she  could  not  follow  his  economical  logic, 
and  she  clung  to  him,  and  buried  her  face  on  his  shoulder. 
At  that  moment,  as  he  drew  her  heavy  brown  tresses 
over  him,  smothered  his  eyes  and  mouth  in  them,  and 
then  looked  down  through  them  on  the  white,  sweet 
beauty  they  shadowed,  he  forgot  or  overlooked  every- 
thing, and  was  once  more  completely  happy. 

Suddenly  she  released  herself.  "  What  shall  we  do 
to-night,  George,  the  bedroom  will  be  so  damp  ?  " 

He  recovered  himself,  and  admitted  that  they  could 
not  sleep  there.  There  was  the  spare  bedroom  ;  but 
the  wet  had  come  in  there  too. 

"  I  will  sleep  at  father's,  and  you  sleep  at  home  too. 
We  will  have  fires  alight,  and  we  shall  be  dry  enough 
to-morrow.  You  be  off  now,  my  dear  ;  I  will  see  about 
it  all." 

So  George  had  the  fires  alight,  got  in  a  man  to  help 
him,  and  they  swept  and  scoured  and  aired  till  it  was 
dark.  In  a  day  or  two  the  plasterer  could  mend  the 
ceiling. 

Priscilla  had  left,  and,  excepting  the  servant,  who 
was  upstairs,  George  was  alone.  He  looked  round, 
walked  about— what  was  it  ?  Was  he  tired  ?  It  could 
not  be  that ;  he  was  never  tired.  He  left  as  soon  as  he 
could  and  went  back  to  the  shop.  After  telling  the  tale 
of  the  calamity  which  had  befallen  him  he  announced — 
it  was  now  supper-time — that  he  was  going  to  stay  all 
night.  Mother,  father,  and  sister  were  delighted  to  have 
him — "  It  looked  like  old  times  again  ;  "  but  George  was 


THE  ORACLE  WARNS— AFTER  EVENT  205 

not  in  much  of  a  mood  for  talking,  and  at  ten  o'clock 
went  upstairs  ;  his  early  departure  being,  of  course,  set 
down  to  the  worry  he  had  gone  through.  He  turned 
into  bed.  Generally  speaking  he  thought  no  more  of 
sleep  than  he  did  of  breathing  ;  it  came  as  naturally  as 
the  air  into  his  lungs  ;  but  what  was  this  new  experience  ? 
Half  an  hour,  an  hour,  after  he  had  laid  down  he  was 
still  awake,  and  worse  than  awake  ;  for  his  thoughts 
were  of  a  different  cast  from  his  waking  thoughts  ;  fear- 
ful forebodings  ;  a  horror  of  great  darkness.  He  rose 
and  bathed  his  head  in  cold  water,  and  lay  down  again  ; 
but  it  was  of  no  use,  and  he  walked  about  his  room. 
What  an  epoch  is  the  first  sleepless  night — the  night 
when  the  first  wrench  has  been  given  us  by  the  Destinies 
to  loosen  us  from  the  love  of  life  ;  when  we  have  first 
said  to  ourselves  that  there  are  worse  things  than 
death  ! 

George's  father  always  slept  well,  but  the  mother 
stirred  at  the  slightest  sound.  She  heard  her  boy  on 
the  other  side  of  the  wall  pacing  to  and  fro,  and  she 
slipped  out  of  bed,  put  on  her  dressing-gown,  and  went 
to  listen.     Presently  she  knocked  gently. 

"  George,  my  dear,  aren't  you  well  ? 

"  Yes,  mother  ;    nothing  the  matter." 

"  Let  me  in." 

He  let  her  in,  and  sat  down.  The  moon  shone  brightly, 
and  there  was  no  need  for  any  other  light. 

The  mother  came  and  sat  beside  her  child. 

"  George,  my  dear,  there  is  something  on  you  mind  ? 
What  is  it  ?— tell  me." 

"  Nothing,  mother  ;    nothing  indeed." 

She  answered  by  taking  his  cold  hand  in  both  her  own 
and  putting  it  on  her  lap.  Presently  he  disengaged 
himself  and  went  to  the  window.  She  sat  still  for  a 
moment,  and  followed  him.  She  looked  up  in  his  face  ; 
the  moonlight  was  full  upon  it  ;  there  was  no  moisture 
in  his  eyes,  but  his  lips  quivered.  She  led  him  away, 
and  got  him  to  sit  down  again,  taking  his  hand  as  before, 
but  speaking  no  word.  Suddenly,  without  warning, 
his  head  was  on  his  mother's  bosom,  and  he  was  weeping 


2o6  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

as  if  his  heart  would  break.  Another  first  experience 
to  him  and  to  her  ;  the  first  time  he  had  ever  wept 
since  he  was  a  child  and  cried  over  a  fall  or  because  it 
was  dark.  She  supported  that  heavy  head  with  the 
arm  which  had  carried  him  before  he  could  walk  alone  ; 
she  kissed  him,  and  her  tears  flowed  with  his  ;  but  still 
she  was  silent.  There  was  no  reason  why  she  should 
make  further  inquiry  ;  she  knew  it  all.  By  themselves 
there  they  remained  till  he  became  a  little  calmer,  and 
then  he  begged  her  to  leave  him.  She  wished  to  stay, 
but  he  would  not  permit  it,  and  she  withdrew.  When 
she  reached  her  bedroom  her  husband  was  still  asleep, 
and  although  she  feared  to  wake  him,  she  could  no  longer 
contain  herself,  and  falling  on  her  knees  with  her  face 
in  the  bedclothes,  so  that  she  might  not  be  heard,  she 
cried  to  her  Maker  to  have  mercy  on  her  child.  She 
was  not  a  woman  much  given  to  religious  exercises,  but 
she  prayed  that  night  such  a  prayer  as  had  not  been 
prayed  in  Tanner's  Lane  since  its  foundation  was  laid. 
For  this  cause  shall  a  man  leave  father  and  mother  and 
cleave  to  his  wife  ?  Ah,  yes  !  he  does  leave  them  ; 
but  in  his  heart  does  he  never  go  back  ?  And  if  he 
never  does,  does  his  mother  ever  leave  him  ? 

In  the  morning  Mrs.  Allen  was  a  little  pale,  and  was 
asked  by  her  husband  if  she  was  unwell,  but  she  held 
her  peace.  George,  too,  rose,  went  about  his  work,  and 
in  the  afternoon  walked  up  to  the  cottage  to  meet  his 
wife  there.  She  was  bright  and  smiling,  and  had  a 
thousand  things  to  tell  him  about  what  her  mamma 
said,  and  how  mamma  hoped  that  the  nasty  pipe  would 
be  altered  and  never  ought  to  have  been  there  ;  and 
how  she  was  coming  after  tea  to  talk  to  him,  and  how 
she  herself,  Priscilla,  had  got  a  plan. 

"  What  is  it  ?  "  said  George. 

"  Why,  I  would  put  a  grating,  or  something,  over  the 
pipe,  so  that  it  shouldn't  get  stopped  up." 

"  But  if  the  grating  got  stopped  up  that  would  be 
just  as  bad." 

"  Well  then,  I  wouldn't  have  a  well  there  at  all.  Why 
don't  you  cover  it  over  ?  " 


THE  ORACLE  WARNS— AFTER  EVENT  207 

"  But  what  are  you  to  do  with  the  window  ?  You 
cannot  block  out  the  light." 

So  Priscilla's  "  plans,"  as  she  called  them,  were 
nothing.  And  though  George  had  a  plan  which  he 
thought  might  answer,  he  did  not  consult  her  about  it. 


CHAPTER  XXIII 

Further  Development 

Six  months  afterwards  Priscilla  was  about  to  give  birth 
to  her  first-born.  At  Mrs.  Allen's  earnest  request  old 
nurse  Barton  had  been  engaged,  who  nursed  Mrs.  Allen 
when  George  came  into  the  world,  and  loved  him  like 
her  own  child.  As  a  counterpoise,  Mrs.  Broad,  who 
had  desired  a  nurse  from  a  distance,  whom  she  knew, 
installed  herself  with  Priscilla.  Nurse  Barton  had  a 
great  dislike  to  Mrs.  Broad,  although  she  attended  Mr. 
Broad's  ministrations  at  Tanner's  Lane.  She  was  not 
a  member  of  the  church,  and  never  could  be  got  to 
propose  herself  for  membership.  There  was,  in  fact, 
a  slight  flavour  of  Paganism  about  her.  She  was  con- 
sidered to  belong  to  the  "  world,"  and  it  was  only  her 
age  and  undoubted  skill  which  saved  her  practice 
amongst  the  Tanner's  Lane  ladies.  There  was  a  rival 
in  the  town  ;  but  she  was  a  younger  woman,  and  never 
went  out  to  any  of  the  respectable  houses,  save  when 
Mrs.  Barton  was  not  available. 

The  child  was  safely  born,  and  as  soon  as  nurse  Barton 
could  be  spared  for  an  hour  or  two  she  went  to  Mrs. 
Allen,  whom  she  found  alone.  The  good  woman  then 
gave  Mrs.  Allen  her  opinions,  which,  by  the  way,  she 
always  gave  with  prefect  frankness. 

"  Thank  the  Lord-i-mercy  this  'ere  job,  Mrs.  Allen, 
is  near  at  an  end.  If  it  'adn't  been  my  dear  boy  George's 
wife,  never  would  I  have  set  foot  in  that  'ouse." 


"  Why  not  ?  " 


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FURTHER  DEVELOPMENT  209 

"  Why  not  ?  Xow,  Mrs.  Allen,  you  know  as  well  as 
I  do.  To  see  that  there  Mrs.  Broad  !  She  might  'ave 
ordered  me  about  ;  that  wouldn't  a  been  nothin'  ;  but 
to  see  'er  a  orderin'  'im,  and  a  ridin'  on  'im  like  a  wooden 
rockin'-'orse,  and  with  no  more  feelin'  !  A  nasty, 
prancin',  'igh-'eaded  creatur'.  Thinks  I  to  myself,  often 
and  often,  if  things  was  different  I'd  let  yer  know,  that 
I  would  ;  but  I  'eld  my  tong.'  It  'ud  a  been  wuss  for 
us  all,  p'r'aps,  if  I  'adn't." 

"  I  should  think  so,"  said  Mrs.  Allen  ;  "  remember 
she  is  the  minister's  wife," 

"  Minister's  wife  !  "  repeated  Mrs.  Barton,  and  with 
much  scorn.  "  And  then  them  children  of  hern.  Lord 
be  praised  I  never  brought  such  things  as  them  into 
the  world.  That  was  her  fine  nuss  as  she  must  get 
down  from  London  ;    and  pretty  creaturs  they  are  !  " 

"  Hush,  hush  ;  George  has  one  of  them,  and  she  is 
mine." 

"  I  can't  'elp  it,  ma'am,  I  must  speak  out.  I  saj'^  as 
he  ought  to  'ave  married  somebody  better  nor  'er  ,. 
though  I  don't  mind  a  tellin'  of  yer  she's  the  best  of  the 
lot.  Why  did  the  Lord  in  heaven,  as  sent  Jesus  Christ 
to  die  for  our  souls,  let  my  George  'ave  such  a  woman  as 
that  ?  What  poor  silly  creaturs  we  all  are  !  "  and  the 
old  woman,  bending  her  head  down,  shook  it  mournfully 
and  rubbed  her  knees  with  her  hand.  She  was  thinking 
of  him  as  he  lay  in  her  lap  years  and  years  ago,  and 
pondering,  in  her  disconnected,  incoherent  way,  over  the 
mysteries  which  are  mysteries  to  us  as  much  as  to  her. 

Mrs.  Broad,  who  was  in  constant  attendance  upon 
Priscilla,  at  the  very  earliest  moment  pronounced  the 
baby  a  Flavel,  and  made  haste  to  tell  father  and  mother 
so.  There  was  no  mistaking  a  refinement,  so  to  say,  in 
the  features  and  an  expression  in  the  eye.  George,  of 
course,  was  nearl}^  banished  for  a  time,  and  was  much 
with  his  father  and  mother.  At  length,  however,  the 
hour  arrived  when  the  nurse  took  her  departure,  and, 
Mrs.  Broad  having  also  somewhat  retired,  he  began  to 
see  a  little  more  of  his  wife  ;  but  it  was  very  little.  She 
was  altogether  shut  up  in  maternal  cares — closed  round. 


210  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

apparently,  from  the  whole  world.  He  was  not  alto- 
gether displeased,  but  he  did  at  times  think  that  she 
might  give  him  a  moment  now  and  then,  especially  as 
he  was  greatly  interested  in  the  coming  county  election. 
It  was  rather  too  early  in  the  day  for  a  Free  Trader  to 
stand  as  a  candidate,  but  two  Whigs,  of  whom  they  had 
great  hopes,  had  been  put  up,  and  both  George  and  his 
father  were  most  energetic  in  canvassing  and  on  com- 
mittees. 

Mr.  Broad  had  decided  not  to  vote.  He  did  not  deny 
that  his  sj^mpathies  were  not  with  the  Tories,  but  as  a 
minister  of  religion  it  would  be  better  for  him  to  remain 
neutral.  This  annoyed  the  Aliens  and  damaged  their 
cause.  At  a  meeting  held  by  the  Tories  one  of  the 
speakers  called  upon  the  audience  to  observe  that  all  the 
respectable  people,  with  very  few  exceptions,  were  on 
their  side.  "  Why,"  cried  he,  "  I'll  bet  you,  my  friends, 
all  Lombard  Street  to  a  cliina  orange  that  they  don't  get 
even  the  Dissenting  parson  to  vote  for  the  Radicals.  Of 
course  he  won't,  and  why  ?  Just  because  he's  a  cut 
above  his  congregation,  and  knows  a  little  more  than 
they  do,  and  belongs  to  the  intelligent  classes." 

George  bethought  himself  that  perhaps  he  might  do 
something  through  Priscilla  to  influence  her  mother,  and 
he  determined  to  speak  to  her  about  it.  He  came  home 
one  evening  after  attending  a  committee,  and  found 
supper  ready.  Priscilla  was  downstairs,  sitting  with  the 
door  open. 

"  Hadn't  we  better  shut  the  door  ?  "  said  George  ; 
"  it  is  rather  cold." 

"  No,  no,  George  ;   I  shouldn't  hear  the  baby." 

"  But  Ellen  is  upstairs." 

"  Yes  ;    but  then  she  might  go  to  sleep." 

"  My  dear,"  began  George,  "  I  wish  your  father  could 
be  got  to  vote  straight.  You  see  that  by  not  doing  so 
he  goes  against  all  the  principles  of  the  Independents. 
Ever  since  they  have  been  in  existence  they  have  always 
stood  up  for  freedom,  and  we  are  having  the  large  yellow 
flag  worked  with  the  words, '  Civil  and  Religious  Liberty. 
It  will  be  a  bad  thing  for  us  if  he  holds  aloof.     I  cannot 


FURTHER  DEVELOPMENT  211 

understand,"  he  continued,  getting  eloquent,  "  how  a 
Dissenting  minister  can  make  up  his  mind  not  to  vote 
against  a  party  which  has  been  answerable  for  all  the 
oppression  and  all  the  wrongs  in  English  history,  and 
for  all  our  useless  wars,  and  actually  persecuted  his 
predecessors  in  this  very  meeting-house  in  which  he  now 
preaches.  Besides,  to  say  nothing  about  the  past,  just 
look  at  what  we  have  before  us  now.  The  Tories  are 
the  most  bitter  opponents  of  Free  Trade.  I  can't  tell 
you  how  I  feel  about  it,  and  I  do  think  that  if  you  were 
to  speftk  to  your  mother  she  would  perhaps  induce  him  to 
change  his  mind." 

It  was  a  long  time  since  he  had  said  so  much  all  at  ones 
to  his  wife. 

"  George,  George,  I  am  sure  he's  awake  !  "  and  she 
was  off  out  of  the  room  in  an  instant.  Presently  she 
returned. 

"  Mamma  came  here  this  afternoon  and  brought  his 
hood — a  new  one — such  a  lovely  hood  ! — and  she  says 
he  looks  more  than  ever  like  a  Flavel  in  it." 

"  I  don't  believe  you  listened  to  a  word  of  what  I  was 
saying." 

"  Oh  yes,  I  did  ;  you  always  think  I  don't  listen  ;  but 
I  can  listen  to  you  and  watch  for  him  too." 

"  What  did  I  say  ?  " 

"  Never  mind,  I  know." 

"  I  cannot  understand,"  he  said  sullenly,  and  diverted 
for  a  moment  from  his  subject,  why  mamma  should  be 
always  telling  you  he  is  a  Flavel." 

"  Well,  really,  George,  why  shouldn't  she  ?  Tryphosa 
said  the  other  day  that  if  you  were  to  take  away  grand- 
papa Flavel's  wig  and  bands  from  the  picture  in  the 
Evangelical  Magazine  he  would  be  just  like  him." 

"  It  seems  to  me,"  replied  George,  "  that  if  there's 
any  nonsense  going  about  the  town,  it  always  comes  to 
you.      People  don't  talk  such  rubbish  to  me." 

What  the  effect  of  this  speech  miglit  have  been  cannot 
be  told,  for  at  this  moment  the  baby  did  really  cry,  and 
Priscflla  departed  hastily  for  the  night.  She  never  spoke 
to  her  mother  about  the  election,  for,  as  George  suspected, 


212  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

she  had  not  paid  the  shghtest  attention  to  him  ;  and  as 
to  exchanging  with  her  mother  a  single  word  upon  such 
a  subject  as  pohtics,  or  upon  any  other  subject  which  was 
in  any  way  impersonal, — she  never  did  such  a  thing  in 
her  hfe. 

It  was  the  uniform  practice  of  the  Reverend  John 
Broad  to  walk  down  the  main  street  of  Cowfold  on 
Monday  morning,  and  to  interchange  a  few  words  with 
any  of  his  congregation  whom  he  might  happen  to  meet. 
This  pastoral  perambulation  not  oniy  added  importance 
to  him,  and  made  him  a  figure  in  Cowfold,  but,  coming 
always  on  Monday,  served  to  give  people  some  notion 
of  a  preoccupation  during  the  other  days  of  the  week 
which  was  forbidden,  for  mental  reasons,  on  the  day 
after  Sunday.  On  this  particular  Monda}^  Mr.  Broad 
was  passing  Mr.  Allen's  shop,  and  seeing  father  and  son 
there,  went  in.  Mr.  Allen  himself  was  at  a  desk  which 
stood  near  the  window,  and  George  was  at  the  counter, 
in  a  black  apron,  weighing  nails. 

After  an  unimportant  remark  or  two  about  the 
weather,  Mr.  Allen  began  in  a  cheery  tone,  so  as  to 
prevent  offence  : 

"  Mr.  Broad,  we  are  sorry  we  cannot  persuade  you  to 
vote  for  the  good  cause." 

Mr.  Broad's  large  mouth  lengthened  itself,  and  his 
little  eyes  had  an  unpleasant  light  in  them. 

"  Brother  Allen,  I  have  made  this  matter  the  subject 
of  much  meditation,  and  I  may  even  say  of  prayer,  and 
I  have  come  to  the  conclusion  it  will  be  better  for  me  to 
occupy  a  neutral  position." 

"  Why,  Mr.  Broad  ?  You  cannot  doubt  on  which  side 
the  right  lies." 

"  No  ;  but  then  there  are  so  many  things  to  be  con- 
sidered, so  many  responsibilities  ;  and  my  first  care,  you 
see,  must  be  the  ministerial  office  and  the  chhrch  which 
Providence  has  placed  in  my  charge." 

"  But,  Mr.  Broad,  there  are  only  two  or  three  of  them 
who  are  Tory." 

"  Only  old  Bushel  and  another  farmer  or  two,"  inter- 
rupted George. 


FURTHER  DEVELOPMENT  213 

Mr.  Broad  looked  severely  at  George,  but  did  not 
condescend  to  answer   him. 

"  Those  two  or  three,  Brother  Allen,  require  considera- 
tion as  much  as  ourselves.  Brother  Bushel  is,  I  may 
say,  a  pillar  of  the  cause,  a  most  faithful  follower  of  the 
Lord  ;  and  what  are  political  questions  compared  with 
that  ?  How  could  I  justify  myself  if  my  liberty  were  to 
become  a  stumbling-block  to  my  brother.  The  house 
of  God  without  Brother  Bushel  to  give  out  the  hymns 
on  Sunday  would,  I  am  sure,  not  be  the  same  house  of 
God  to  any  of  us." 

"  But,  Mr.  Broad,  do  you  think  he  will  be  so  silly  as 
to  be  offended  because  you  exercise  the  same  right  which 
he  claims  for  himself  ? 

"  Ah,  Brother  Allen— offended  !  You  remember,  no 
doubt,  the  text,  '  Wherefore,  if  meat  make  my  brother 
to  offend,  I  will  eat  no  flesh  while  the  world 
standeth.' 

It  is  a  very  good  thing  to  have  at  one's  elbow  a  Bible 
of  rules  for  our  guidance  ;  but  unfortunately  we  relieve 
ourselves  very  often  of  the  most  necessary  inquiry 
whether  the  rule  applies  to  the  particular  case  in  hand. 
Mr.  Allen  had  the  greatest  possible  respect  for  St.  Paul, 
but  he  felt  sure  the  apostle  was  where  he  had  no  business 
to  be  just  at  that  particular  moment.  George  also  saw 
the  irrelevance  of  the  quotation,  and  discerned  exactly 
where  it  did  not  fit. 

"  Mr.  Broad,  I  am  sure  I  don't  pretend  to  know  what 
St.  Paul  thought  as  well  as  you  do— of  course  not— but 
do  you  think  that  voting  is  like  eating  meat  ?  Is  it  not 
a  duty  to  express  our  convictions  on  such  questions  as 
those  now  before  the  country  ?  It  didn't  much  matter 
whether  a  man  ate  meat  which  had  been  offered  to  an 
idol  or  not,  but  it  does  matter  how  we  arc  governed." 

Mr.  Broad  turned  round  on  George,  and  smiled  with 
a  smile  which  was  certainly  not  a  sign  of  affection,  but 
otherwise  did  not  notice  him. 

"  Well,  Mr.  Broad,"  continued  Mr.  Allen,  all  I  can 
say  is,  I  regret  it ;  and  I  am  sure  you  will  excuse  nic  if  I 
also  say  that  we  too  deserve  some  consideration.     \  ou 


214  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

forget  that  your  refusal  to  declare  yourself  may  be  a 
stumbling-block  to  us." 

"  I  hope  not,  I  hope  not.  George,  how  is  Priscilla,  and 
how  is  her  child  ?  Are  they  both  quite  well  ?  "  and  with 
a  pontifical  benediction  the  minister  moved  away.  When 
he  got  home  he  consulted  the  oracle  ;  not  on  his  knees, 
but  sitting  in  his  arm-chair  ;  that  is  to  say,  Mrs.  Broad 
at  the  Monday  afternoon  tea,  and  she  relieved  his  anxiety. 
There  was  no  fear  of  any  secession  on  the  part  of  the 
Aliens,  connected  as  they  were  with  them  through 
Priscila.  On  the  other  hand.  Brother  Bushel,  although 
he  gave  out  the  hymns,  had  already  had  a  quarrel  with 
the  .singing  pew  because  they  would  not  more  frequently 
perform  a  tune  with  a  solo  for  the  double  bass,  which  he 
always  accompanied  with  his  own  bass  voice,  and  Mr. 
Broad  had  found  it  difficult  to  restore  peace  ;  the  flute 
and  clarionet  justly  urging  that  they  never  had  solos, 
and  why  the  double  bass,  who  only  played  from  ear,  and 
not  half  as  many  notes  as  they  played,  should  be  allowed 
to  show  off  they  didn't  know.  Mr.  Bushel,  too,  contri- 
buted ten  pounds  a  year  to  the  cause,  and  Piddingfold 
Green  Chapel  was  but  a  mile  farther  off  from  him  than 
Cowfold.  There  were  allies  of  the  Aliens  in  Tanner's 
Lane,  no  doubt  ;  but  none  of  them  would  be  likely  to 
desert  so  long  as  the  Aliens  themselves  remained.  There- 
fore Providence  seemed  to  point  out  to  Mr.  and  Mrs. 
Broad  that  their  course  was  clear. 


CHAPTER  XXIV 

"  I  Came  Not  to  Send  Peace,  But  a  Sword  " 

M:<.  Allen,  having  business  in  London,  determined  to 
g)  0  1  Saturday,  and  spend  the  next  day  with  Zachariah. 
Although  he  always  called  on  his  old  friend  whenever  he 
could  do  so,  he  was  not  often  away  from  home  on  a  Sun- 
day. He  also  resolved  to  take  George  with  him.  Ac- 
cordingly on  Saturday  morning  they  were  up  early  and 
caught  a  coach  on  the  North  Road.  The  coaches  by  this 
time  had  fallen  off  considerably,  for  the  Birmingliam 
railway  was  open,  and  there  was  even  some  talk  of  a 
branch  through  Cowfold ;  but  there  were  still  perhaps  a 
dozen  which  ran  to  places  a  good  way  east  of  the  line. 
Father  and  son  dismounted  at  the  "  George  and  Blue 
Boar,"  where  they  were  to  sleep.  Sunday  was  to  be 
spent  with  the  Colemans,  whom  George  had  seen  before 
but  very  seldom  ;    never,  indeed,  since  he  was  a  boy. 

Zachariah  still  went  to  Pike  Street  Chapel,  but  only  in 
the  morning  to  hear  Mr.  Bradshaw,  who  wa,s  now  an  old 
man,  and  could  not  preach  twice.  On  that  particular 
Sunday  on  which  Zachariah,  Pauline,  Mr.  Allen,  and 
George  heard  him  he  took  for  his  text  the  thirteenth 
verse  of  the  twelfth  chapter  of  Deuteronomy  :  "  Take 
heed  to  thyself  that  thou  offer  not  thy  burnt  offerings 
in  every  place  thou  seest."  He  put  down  his  spectacles 
after  he  had  read  these  words,  for  he  never  used  a  note, 
and  said  :  "  If  your  religion  doesn't  help  you,  it  is  no 
religion  for  you  ;  you  had  better  be  without  it.  I  don't 
mean  if  it  doesn't  help  you  to  a  knowlcdje  of  a  future 

2li 


2i6  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

life  or  of  the  way  to  heaven.  Everybody  will  say  his 
religion  does  that.  What  I  do  mean  is,  that  the  sign  of  a 
true  religion — true  for  you,  is  this — Does  it  assist  you 
to  bear  your  own  private  difficulties  ? — does  it  really  ? — 
not  the  difficulties  of  the  schools  and  theology,  but  those 
of  the  parlour  and  countinghouse  ;  ay,  difficulties  most 
difficult,  those  with  persons  nearest  to  you  ?  .  .  .  Every- 
body aught  to  have  his  own  religion.  In  one  sense  we  are 
all  disciples  of  Christ,  but  nevertheless  each  man  has 
troubles  peculiar  to  himself,  and  it  is  absurd  to  expect 
that  any  book  system  will  be  sufficient  for  each  one  of  us 
at  all  points.  You  must  make  your  own  religion,  and 
it  is  only  what  you  make  yourself  which  will  be  of  any 
use  to  you.  Don't  be  disturbed  if  you  find  it  is  not  of 
much  use  to  other  persons.  Stick  to  it  yourself  if  it  is 
really  your  own,  a  bit  of  yourself.  There  are,  however, 
in  the  Book  of  God  universal  truths,  and  the  wonderful 
thing  about  them  is,  that  they  are  at  the  same  time  more 
particularly  adapted  to  you  and  me  and  all  our  inner- 
most wants  than  anything  we  can  discover  for  ourselves. 
That  is  the  miracle  of  inspiration.  For  thousands  and 
thousands  of  years  some  of  the  sayings  here  have  com- 
forted those  who  have  well  nigh  despaired  in  the  desert 
of  the  world.  The  wisdom  of  millions  of  apostles,  of 
heroes,  of  martyrs,  of  poor  field  labourers,  of  solitary 
widows,  of  orphans,  of  the  destitute,  of  men  driven  to 
their  last  extremity,  has  been  the  wisdom  of  this  volume 
--not  their  own,  and  yet  most  truly  theirs.  .  .  .  Here 
is  a  word  for  us  this  morning  :  '  Take  heed  to  thyselj  that 
thou  offer  not  thy  burnt  offerings  in  every  place  thou  seest.' 
Ah,  what  a  word  it  is  !  You  and  I  are  not  idolaters, 
and  there  is  no  danger  of  our  being  so.  For  you  and  me 
this  is  not  a  warning  against  idolatry.  What  is  it  for  us 
then  ?  Reserve  yourself  ;  discriminate  in  your  worship. 
Reserve  yourself,  I  say  ;  but  what  is  the  implication. 
What  says  the  next  verse  ?  '  In  the  place  which  the  Lord 
shall  choose  ;  '  that  is  to  say,  keep  your  worship  for  the 
Highest.  Do  not  squander  yourself,  but,  on  the  other 
hand,  before  the  shrine  of  the  Lord  offer  all  your  love  and 
adoration.     What  a  practical  application  this  has  !  .  .  . 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  217 

I  desire  to  come  a  little  closer  to  you.  What  are  the  con- 
sequences of  not  obeying  this  Divine  law  ?  You  will  not 
be  struck  dead  nor  excommunicated,  you  will  be  simply 
disappointed.  Your  burnt  offering  will  receive  no  an- 
swer ;  you  will  not  be  blessed  through  it  ;  you  will  come 
to  see  that  you  have  been  pouring  forth  your  trcasuic, 
and  something  worse,  your  heart's  blood — not  the  blood 
of  cattle — before  that  which  is  no  God — a  nothing,  in  fact. 
'  Vanity  of  vanities,'  you  will  cry,  '  all  is  vanity.'  My 
young  friends,  young  men  and  young  women,  you  are 
particularly  prone  to  go  wrong  in  this  matter.  You  not 
only  lay  your  possessions  but  yourselves  on  altars  by  the 
roadside." 

It  was  the  first  time  George  had  ever  heard  anything 
from  any  public  speaker  which  came  home  to  him,  and 
he  wondered  if  Mr.  Bradshaw  knew  his  history.  He 
interpreted  the  discourse  after  his  own  way,  and  Priscilla 
was  ever  before  him. 

They  came  back  to  the  little  house,  and  sat  down  to 
dinner  in  the  little  front  room.  There  were  portraits 
on  the  walls — nothing  else  but  portraits — and  the 
collection  at  first  sight  was  inconsistent.  Major  Cart- 
wright  was  still  there  ;  there  were  also  Byron,  Bunyan, 
Scott,  Paine,  Burns,  Mr.  Bradshaw,  and  Rousseau. 
It  was  closely  expressive  of  its  owners.  Zachariah  and 
Pauline  were  private  persons  ;  they  were,  happily  for 
them,  committed  to  ndthing,  and  were  not  subsidised 
by  their  reputations  to  defend  a  system.  They  were 
consequently  free  to  think  at  large,  and  if  they  admired 
both  Bunyan  and  Rousseau,  they  were  at  liberty  to  do 
so.  Zachariah,  in  a  measure,  and  a  very  large  measure, 
had  remained  faithful  to  his  earliest  beliefs— who  is 
there  that  does  not  ?— and  although  they  had  been 
modified,  they  were  still  there  ;  and  he  listened  to  Mr. 
Bradshaw  with  the  faith *of  thirty  years  ago.  He  also 
believed  in  a  good  many  things  he  had  learned  without 
him,  and  perhaps  the  old  and  the  new  were  not  so  dis- 
cordant as  at  first  sight  they  might  have  seemed  to  be. 
He  was  not,  in  fact,  despite  all  his  love  of  logic,  the 
"  ves  or  no  "  from  which  most  people  cannot  escape. 


2iS  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

but  a  "  yes  and  no  "  ;  not  immorally  and  through  lack 
of  resolution,  but  by  reason  of  an  original  receptivity 
and  the  circumstances  of  his  training.  If  he  had  been 
merely  a  student  the  case  would  have  been  different  ; 
but  he  was  not  a  student.  He  was  a  journeyman 
printer ;  and  hard  work  has  a  tendency  to  demolish 
the  distinctions  of  dialectics.  He  had  also  been  to 
school  outside  his  shop,  and  had  learned  many 
lessons,  often  confusing  and  apparently  contradictory. 
Blanketeer  marches  ;  his  first  wife  ;  the  workhouse  ; 
imprisonment  ;  his  second  wife  ;  the  little  Pauline,  had 
each  come  to  him  with  its  own  special  message,  and 
the  net  result  was  a  character,  but  a  character  dis- 
appointing to  persons  who  prefer  men  and  women  of 
linear  magnitude  to  those  of  three  dimensions. 

After  dinner  the  conversation  turned  upon  politics, 
and  Mr.  Allen  described  bis  interview  with  Mr.  Broad, 
regretting  that  the  movement  in  the  district  round 
Cowfold  would  receive  no  countenance  from  the  minister 
of  the  very  sect  which  ought  to  be  its  chief  support. 

"  A  sad  falling  off,"  said  Zachariah,  "  from  the  days, 
even  in  my  time,  when  the  Dissenters  were  the  insurrec- 
tionary class.  Mr.  Bradshaw,  last  Sunday,  after  his 
sermon,  shut  his  Bible,  and  told  the  people  that  he  did 
not  now  interfere  much  in  political  matters  ;  but  he 
felt  he  should  not  be  doing  his  duty  if  he  did  not  tell 
those  whom  he  taught  which  way  they  ought  to  vote, 
and  that  what  he  had  preached  to  them  for  so  many 
years  would  be  poor  stuff  if  it  did  not  compel  them 
into  a  protest  against  taxing  the  poor  for  the  sake  of  the 
rich." 

"  Yes,"  replied  Mr.  Allen  ;  "  but  then  Broad  never 
has  taught  what  Bradshaw  teaches  ;  he  never  seems 
to  me  to  see  anything  clearly  ;  at  least  he  never  makes  me 
see  anything  clearly  ;  the  whole  world  is  in  a  fog  to  him." 

"  From  what  I  have  heard  of  Mr.  Broad,"  said  Pauline, 

I  should  think  the  explanation  of  him  is  very  simple  ; 
he  is  a  hypocrite — an  ordinary  hypocrite.  What  is  the 
use  of  going  out  of  the  way  to  seek  for  explanations  of 
puch  commonplace  persons  ?  " 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  219 

"  Pauline,  Pauline,"  cried  Zachariah,  "  you  surely 
forget,  my  child,  in  whose  company  you  are  !  " 

"  Oh,  as  for  that,"  said  George,  "  Miss  Coleman 
needn't  mind  me.  I  haven't  married  Mr.  Broad,  and 
my  father  is  quite  right.  For  that  matter,  1  believe 
Miss  Coleman  is  right  too." 

"  Well,"  said  Mr.  Allen,  "  it  is  rather  strong  to  say  a 
man  is  an  ordinary  hypocrite,  and  it  is  not  easy  to 
prove  it." 

"  Not  easy  to  prove  it,"  said  Pauline,  shifting  a  little 
in  her  chair  and  looking  straight  at  Mr.  Allen,  with 
great  earnestness  ;  "  hypocrisy  is  the  one  thing  easiest 
to  prove.  I  can  tell  whether  a  man  is  a  hypocrite  before 
I  know  anything  else  about  him.  I  may  not  for  a  long 
time  be  able  to  say  what  else  he  may  be,  but  before  he 
speaks,  almost,  I  can  detect  whether  he  is  sincere." 

"  You  women,"  said  Zachariah,  with  a  smile,  "  or 
you  girls  rather,  are  so  positive.  Just  as  though  the 
world  were  divided  like  the  goats  and  the  sheep  in  the 
gospel.  That  is  a  passage  that  I  never  could  quite 
understand.  I  never,  hardly,  see  a  pure  breed  either 
of  goat  or  sheep.  I  never  see  anybody  who  deserves 
to  go  straight  to  heaven  or  who  deserves  to  go  straight 
to  hell.  When  the  judgment  day  comes  it  will  be  a 
difficult  task.  Why,  Pauline,  my  dear,  I  am  a  humbug 
myself." 

"  Ah  well,  I  have  heard  all  that  before  ;  but,  never- 
theless, what  I  say  is  true.  Some  men,  using  speech  as 
God  meant  men  to  use  it,  are  liars,  and  .some  are  not. 
Of  course  not  entirely  so,  nor  at  all  times.  We  cannot 
speak  mere  truth  ;  we  are  not  made  to  speak  it.  For 
all  that  you  are  not  a  liar." 

"Anyhow,  I  shall  go  on,"  said  Mr.  Allen.  "We 
shall  have  a  desperate  fight,  and  shall  most  likely  lose  ; 
but  no  Tory  shall  sit  for  our  county  if  1  can 
help  it."  , 

"  Of  course  you  will  go  on,"  said  Zachariah.  So 
shall  I  go  on.  We  are  to  have  a  meeting  in  Clerkcn- 
well  to-morrow  night,  although,  to  tell  you  the  truth. 
I  don't  feel  exactly  the  interest  in  the  struggle  which 


220  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

I  did  in  those  of  five-and-twenty  years  ago,  when  we 
had  to  whisper  our  treasons  to  one  another  in  locked 
rooms  and  put  sentries  at  the  doors.  You  know  nothing 
about  those  times,  George." 

"  I  wish  I  had,"  said  George,  with  an  unusual  passion, 
which  surprised  his  father  and  caused  Pauline  to  lift 
her  eyes  from  the  table  and  look  at  him.  "  I  only  wish 
I  had.  I  can't  speak  as  father  can,  and  I  often  say  to 
myself  I  should  like  to  take  myself  off  to  some  foreign 
country  where  men  get  shot  for  what  they  call  con 
spiracy.  If  I  knew  such  a  country  I  half  believe  I 
would  go  to-morrow." 

"  Which  means,"  said  Pauline,  "  that  there  would  be 
an  end  of  you  and  your  services.  If  you  care  anything 
for  a  cause,  you  can  do  something  better  than  get  shot 
for  it ;  and  if  you  want  martyrdom,  there  is  a  nobler 
martyrdom  than  death.  The  Christians  who  were 
trundled  in  barrels  with  spikes  in  them  deserve  higher 
honour  than  those  who  died  in  a  moment,  before  they 
could  recant.  The  highest  form  of  martyrdom,  though, 
is  not  even  living  for  the  sake  of  a  cause,  but  Hving 
without  one,  merely  because  it  is  your  duty  to  live. 
If  you  are  called  upon  to  testify  to  a  great  truth,  it  is 
easy  to  sing  in  flames.  Yes,  yes,  Mr.  George,  the  saints 
whom  I  would  canonise  are  not  martyrs  for  a  cause, 
but  those  who  have  none." 

George  thought  that  what  Pauline  said — just  as  he 
had  thought  of  Mr.  Bradshaw's  sermon — seemed  to  be 
said  for  him  ;  and  yet  what  did  she  know  about  him  ? 
Nothing.  He  was  silent.  All  were  silent,  for  it  is 
difficult  to  follow  anybody  who  pitches  the  conversation 
at  so  high  a  level ;  and  Zachariah,  who  alone  could 
have  maintained  it,  was  dreaming  over  his  lost  Pauline 
and  gazifig  on  the  sacred  pictures  which  were  hung  in 
the  chamber  of  his  heart.  Just  at  that  moment  he  was 
looking  at  the  one  of  his  wife  as  a  girl  ;  the  room  in 
which  he  was  sitting  had  gone  ;  he  was  in  the  court 
near  Fleet  Street  ;  she  had  cleared  the  space  for  the 
dance  ;  she  had  begun,  and  he  was  watching  her  with 
all  the  passion  of  his  youth.     The  conversation  gradu- 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  221 

ally    turned    to    something    more    indifferent,    and    the 
company  broke  up. 

On  the  Monday  George  and  his  father  went  home. 
It  is  very  depressing,  after  being  with  people  who 
have  been  at  their  best,  and  with  whom  we  have  been 
at  our  best,  to  descend  upon  ordinary  existence.  George 
felt  it  particularly  as  he  stood  in  the  shop  on  Tuesday 
morning  and  reflected  that  for  the  whole  of  that  day — 
for  his  father  was  out — he  should  probably  not  say 
nor  hear  a  word  for  which  he  cared  a  single  straw.  But 
there  was  to  be  an  election  meeting  that  evening,  and 
Mr.  Allen  was  to  speak,  and  George,  of  course,  must  be 
there.  The  evening  came,  and  the  room  at  the 
Mechanics'  Institute,  which  had  just  been  established 
in  Cowfold,  was  crowded.  Admission  was  not  by  ticket, 
so  that,  though  the  Whigs  had  convened  it,  there  was  a 
strong  muster  of  the  enemy.  Mr.  Allen  moved  the 
first  resolution  in  a  stirring  speech,  which  was  con- 
stitutionally interrupted  with  appeals  to  him  to  go 
home  and  questions  about  a  grey  mare — "  How  about 
old  Pinfold's  grey  mare  ?  " — which  seemed  conclusive 
and  humorous  to  the  la.st  degree.  Old  Pinfold  was 
a  well-known  character  in  Cowfold,  horse-dealer,  pig- 
jobber,  attendant  at  races,  with  no  definite  occupation, 
and  the  grey  mare  was  an  animal  which  he  managed 
to  impose  upon  Mr.  Allen,  who  sued  him  and  lost. 
When  Mr.  Allen's  resolution  had  been  duly  seconded, 
one  Rogers,  a  publican,  got  up  and  said  he  had  something 
to  say.  There  was  indescribable  confusion,  some 
crying,  "  Turn  him  out  ;  "  others  "  Pitch  into  'em. 
Bill."  Bill  Rogers  was  well  known  as  the  funny  man 
in  Cowfold,  a  half-drunken  buffoon,  whose  wit,  such  as 
it  was,  was  retailed  all  over  the  place  ;  a  man  who  was 
specially  pleased  if  he  could  be  present  in  any  assembly 
collected  for  any  serious  purpose  and  turn  it  into  ridicule. 
He  got  upon  a  chair,  not  far  from  where  George  sat. 
but  refused  to  go  upon  the  platform.  "  No,  thank  ycr 
my  friends,  I'm  best  down  here  ;  up  there's  the  place 
for  the  gentlefolk,  the  clever  uns,  them  as  buy  grey 
mares!" — (roars    of    laughter) — "but,  Mr.     Chairman, 


222  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

with  your  permission  " — -and  here  Bill  put  his  hat 
upon  his  chest  and  made  a  most  profound  bow  to  the 
chair,  which  caused  more  laughter — "  there  is  just  one 
question  I  should  like  to  ask — ^not  about  the  grey 
mare,  sir  " — (roars  of  laughter  again) — "  but  I  see  a 
young  gentleman  here  beknown  to  us  all  " — (pointing 
to  George) — "  and  I  should  just  like  to  ask  him,  does 
his  mother-in-law — not  his  mother,  you  observe,  sir — 
does  his  mother-in-law  know  he's  out  ?  "  Once  more 
there  was  an  explosion,  for  Mr.  Broad's  refusal  to  take 
part  in  the  contest  was  generally  ascribed  to  Mrs.  Broad. 
George  sat  still  for  a  moment,  hardly  realising  his 
position,  and  then  the  blood  rose  to  his  head  ;  he 
crashed  across  the  forms,  and  before  the  grin  had 
settled  into  smoothness  on  Bill's  half-intoxicated 
features  there  was  a  grip  like  that  of  a  giant  on  his 
greasy  coat  collar  ;  he  was  dragged  amidst  shouts  and 
blows  to  the  door,  George  nothing  heeding,  and  dis- 
missed with  such  energy  that  he  fell  prostrate  on  the 
pavement.  His  friends  had  in  vain  attempted  to  stop 
George's  wrathful  progress  ;  but  they  were  in  a 
minority. 

Next  Saturday  a  report  of  the  scene  appeared  in 
the  county  newspaper,  giving  full  particulars,  con- 
siderably exaggerated  ;  and  Mr.  Broad  read  all  about 
it  to  Mrs.  Broad  on  Saturday  afternoon,  in  the  interval 
between  the  preparation  of  his  two  sermons.  He  had 
heard  the  story  on  the  following  day  ;  but  here  was 
an  authentic  account  in  print.  Mrs.  Broad  was  of 
opinion  that  it  was  shocking  ;  so  vulgar,  so  low  ;  her 
poor  dear  Priscilla,  and  so  forth.  Mr.  Broad's  sullen 
animosity  was  so  much  stimulated  that  it  had  overcome 
his  customary  circumspection,  and  on  the  Sunday 
evening  he  preached  from  the  text,  "  Pure  religion  and 
undefiled  before  God  and  the  Father  is  this,  To  visit 
the  fatherless  and  widows  in  their  affliction,  and  to 
keep  himself  unspotted  from  the  world."  Mr.  Broad 
remarked  that  the  Apostle  James  made  no  mention  here 
of  the  scheme  of  redemption  ;  not  because  that  was  not 
the  chief  part  of  religion,  but  because  he  was  considering 


KOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  223 

religion  in  the  aspect — he  was  very  fond  of  this  word 
"  aspect  "■ — which  it  presented  to  those  outside  the 
Church.  He  called  upon  his  hearers  to  reflect  with  him 
for  a  few  moments,  in  the  first  place,  upon  what  religion 
was  not  ;  secondly,  upon  what  it  was  ;  and  thirdly, 
he  would  invite  their  attention  to  a  few  practical 
conclusions.  He  observed  that  religion  did  not  consist 
in  vain  strife  upon  earthly  matters,  which  only  tended 
towards  divisions  in  the  Body  of  Christ.  "  At  such  a 
time  as  this,  my  brethren,  it  is  important  for  us  to 
remember  that  these  disputes,  especially  if  they  arc 
conducted  with  unseemly  heat,  are  detrimental  to  the 
interests  of  the  soul  and  give  occasion  to  the  enemy 
to  blaspheme."  When  Mr.  Broad  came  to  the  secondly, 
and  to  that  sub-division  of  it  which  dealt  with  freedom 
from  worldly  spots,  he  repeated  the  words  with  some 
emphasis,  "  '  Unspotted  from  the  world.'  Think,  my 
friends,  of  what  this  involves.  Spots  !  The  world 
spots  and  stains  !  We  are  not  called  upon  to  withdraw 
ourselves  from  the  world — the  apostle  does  not  say 
that — but  to  keep  ourselves  unspotted,  uncontaminated 
he  appears  to  mean,  by  worldly  influence.  The  word 
unspotted  in  the  original  bears  that  interpretation — 
uncontaminated.  Therefore,  though  we  must  be  in 
the  world,  we  are  not  to  be  0/  the  world,  but  to  set  an 
example  to  it.  In  the  world  !  Yes.  my  brethren,  wc 
must  necessarily  be  in  the  world  ;  that  is  the  condition 
imposed  upon  us  by  the  Divine  Providence,  because 
we  are  in  a  state  of  probation  ;  we  arc  so  constituted, 
with  a  body,  and  with  fleshly  appetites,  that  wc  must 
be  in  the  world  ;  but  we  must  be  separate  from  it  and 
its  controversies,  which  are  so  unimportant  compared 
with  our  eternal  welfare." 

Mr.  Bushel  sat  on  high  at  his  desk,  where  he  gave 
out  the  hymns,  and  coughed  every  now  and  tlien, 
and  looked  straight  at  the  pew  where  the  Aliens  and 
George  sat.  Mr.  Bushel  knew  well  enough  that,  althougli 
he  was  just  as  ardent  on  the  other  side,  the  sermon  vriis 
not  meant  for  him,  and  not  one  of  Mr.  Broad's  remarks 
touched    him.     He    thought    only   of   the    Aliens,    and 


224  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

rejoiced  inwardly.     George  walked  home  with  Priscilla 
in  silence.     At  supper-time  he  suddenly  said  : 

I  think  your  father  might  have  found  something 
better  to  do  than  preach  at  me." 

Priscilla  was  shocked.  She  had  never  heard  a 
criticism  on  her  father  before. 

Really,  George,  what  are  you  thinking  of  to  talk 
in  that  way  about  a  sermon,  and  on  a  Sunday  night 
too  ?  " 

"  He  did  preach  at  me  ;  and  if  he  has  anything  to 
say  against  me,  why  doesn't  he  come  and  say  it  here  or 
at  the  shop  ?  " 

"  O  George,  this  is  dreadful  !  Besides,  mamma 
did  come  and  talk  to  me." 

"  What  has  that  got  to  do  v/ith  it  ?  Well,  what 
did  your  mother  say  ?  " 

"  Why,  she  told  me  all  about  this  meeting,  and 
how  you  fought  a  man  and  nearly  killed  him,  and  you 
a  member  at  Tanner's  Lane,  and  how  you  oughtn't 
to  have  been  there  at  all,  and  what  Mr.  Bushel  was 
going  to  do." 

"  Oughtn't  to  have  been  there  at  all  ?  Why  not  ? 
I  don't  believe  you  know  any  more  than  this  table 
why  I  was  there." 

"  Oh  yes,  I  do.  You  never  tell  me  anything,  but 
Mrs.  Bushel  told  me.  You  want  to  get  them  all  turned 
out  of  their  farms." 

"  Bosh  !  There  you  are  again  ! — the  pains  I  took 
the  other  n'v^ht  again  to  make  you  comprehend  what 
Free  Trade  meant.  I  knew  you  didn't  understand 
a  word  about  it  ;  and  if  you  did  understand,  you 
wouldn't  believe  me.  You  never  take  any  notice  of 
anything  I  say  ;  but  if  Mrs.  Bushel  or  any  other  block- 
head tells  you  an>i;hing,  you  believe  that  directly." 

Priscilla's  eyes  filled  ;  she  took  out  her  handkerchief, 
and  went  upstairs.  George  sat  still  for  a  while,  and 
then  followed  her.  He  found  her  sitting  by  the  baby's 
cradle,  her  head  on  her  hands  and  sobbing.  It  touched 
him  beyond  measure  to  see  how  she  retreated  to  her 
child,     he  went  to  her  ;    his  anger  was  once  more  for- 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  235 

gotten,  and  once  more  he  was  reconciled  with  kisses 
and  self-humiUation.  The  next  morning,  however,  as 
he  went  to  the  square,  the  conversation  of  the  niglit 
before  returned  to  him.  "  What  does  it  all  mean  ?  " 
he  cried  to  himself.  "  Would  to  God  it  were  either 
one  thing  or  another  !  I  could  be  happy  if  I  really 
cared  for  her,  and  if  I  hated  her  downright  I  could 
endure  it  like  any  other  calamity  which  cannot  be 
altered  ;   but  this  is  more  than  I  can  bear  !  " 

The  Aliens,  father  and  mother,  held  anxious  debate 
whether  they  should  take  any  notice  of  the  attack  by 
their  pastor,  and  in  the  end  determined  to  do  nothing. 
They  considered,  and  rightly  considered,  that  any 
action  on  their  part  would  only  make  George's  posi- 
tion more  difficult,  and  he  was  the  lirst  person  to  be 
considered. 

Next  Saturday  there  was  some  business  to  be  done 
in  London,  and  George  went,  this  time  by  himself.  On 
the  Sunday  morning  he  called  on  the  Colcmans,  and 
found  Zachariah  at  home,  but  Pauline  away.  Mr. 
Bradshaw,  too,  was  not  to  preach  that  day.  It  was 
wet,  and  Zachariah  and  George  sat  and  talked,  first 
about  the  election,  and  then  about  other  indifferent 
subjects.  Conversation — even  of  the  best,  and  between 
two  friends — is  poor  work  when  one  of  the  two  suffers 
from  some  secret  sorrow  which  he  cannot  reveal,  and 
George  grew  weary.  Zachariah  knew  what  was  the 
matter  with  him,  and  had  known  it  for  a  long  while, 
but  was  too  tender  to  hint  his  knowledge.  Nev^erthe- 
less,  remembering  his  own  history,  he  pitied  the  poor 
boy  exceedingly.  He  loved  him  as  his  own  child,  for 
his  father's  sake,  and  loved  him  all  the  more  for  an 
experience  so  nearly  resembling  another  which  he 
recollected  too  well. 

"  How  is  it  Mr.  Bradshaw  is  not  preaching  to-day  ?  " 
said  George. 

"  He  is  ill  ;  I  am  afraid  he  is  breaking  up  ;  and 
latterly  he  has  been  worried  by  the  small  attacks  made 
upon  him  by  people  who  are  afraid  to  say  anything 
distinctly." 


225  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  What  kind  of  attacks  ?  " 

"  Well,  they  insinuate  that  he  is  Arian." 

"  What  is  that  ?  " 

Zachariah  explained  the  case  as  well  as  he  could,  and 
George  was  much  interested. 

"  Arian  or  not,  I  tell  you  one  tiling,  Mr.  Colemap, 
that  Ml.  Bradsh  i.w,  whenever  I  have  heard  liim,  ssens 
to  help  me  as  --.Ir.  Broad  never  does.  I  never  think 
about  what  Mr.  Broad  says  except  when  I  am  in  chapel, 
and  sometimes  not  then." 

"  Bradshaw  speaks  from  himself.  He  said  a  thing 
last  Sunday  which  stuck  by  me,  and  would  have  pleased 
a  country  lad  like  you  more  than  it  did  three  parts  of 
his  congregation,  who  are  not  so  familiar  with  country 
life  as  he  is.  He  told  us  he  was  out  for  a  holiday,  and 
saw  some  men  hoeing  in  a  field — '  Hoeing  the  charlock,' 
he  said  to  himself  ;  but  when  he  came  nearer  he  found 
they  were  hoeing  turnips — hoeing  up  the  poor  plants 
themselves,  which  lay  dying  all  around  ;  hoeing  them 
up  to  let  the  other  plants  have  room  to  grow. 

"  I  have  known  men,"  added  Zachariah  after  a  pause, 
"  from  whose  life  so  much — all  love,  for  example— has 
been  cut  out  ;  and  the  effect  has  been,  not  ruin,  but  a 
growth  in  other  directions  which  we  should  never  have 
seen  without  it." 

Zachariah  took  down  a  little  book  from  his  shelf, 
and  wrote  George's  name  in  it. 

"  There,  my  boy,  it  is  not  much  to  look  at,  but  I 
know  nothing  better,  and  keep  it  always  in  your  pocket. 
It  is  the  Imitation  of  Christ.  You  will  find  a  good  deal 
in  it  which  will  suit  you,  and  you  will  say,  as  I  have 
said  a  thousand  times  over  it,  that  other  people  may 
write  of  science  or  pliilosophy,  but  this  man  writes 
about  me." 

He  put  it  on  the  table,  and  George  opened  it  at  the 
sentence,  "  He  that  can  best  tell  how  to  suffer  will  best 
keep  himself  in  peace.  That  man  is  conqueror  of  himself, 
and  lord  of  the  world,  the  friend  of  Christ,  and  the  heir  of 
heaven."  He  turned  over  the  leaves  again — "  He  to 
whom   the   Eternal    Word   speaketh    is   delivered  from   a 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  227 

world  of  unnecessary  conceptions."  Zachariah  bent  his 
head  near  him  and  gently  expounded  the  texts.  As 
the  exposition  grew  George's  heart  dilated,  and  he  was 
carried  beyond  his  troubles.  It  was  the  birth  in  hini 
— even  in  him,  a  Cowfold  ironmonger,  not  a  scholar  by 
any  means^of  what  philosophers  call  the  idea,  that 
Incarnation,  which  has  ever  been  our  Redemption, 
He  said  nothing  to  Zachariah  about  his  own  affairs, 
nor  did  Zachariah,  as  before  observed,  say  anything 
to  him  ;  but  the  two  knew  one  another,  and  felt  that 
they  knew  one  another  as  intimately  as  if  George  had 
imparted  to  his  friend  the  minutest  details  of  his  un- 
happiness  with  his  wife. 

Towards  the  end  of  the  afternoon  Pauline  returned, 
and  inquired  how  the  battle  went  in  Cowfold. 

"  I  am  afraid  we  shall  be  beaten.  Sometimes  I  don't 
seem  to  care  much  about  it." 

"  Don't  care  !     Why  not  ?  " 

"  Oh,  we  talk  and  talk,  father  and  I,  and  somehow 
people's  minds  are  made  up  without  talking,  and  nobody 
ever  changes.  When  we  have  our  meetings,  who  is  it 
who  comes  ?  Does  Bushel  come  ?  Not  a  bit  of  it. 
We  only  get  our  own  set." 

"  Well,"  said  Zachariah,  the  old  man's  republican 
and  revolutionary  ardour  returning,  "  this  is  about 
the  only  struggle  in  which  I  have  felt  much  interest  of 
late  years.  I  should  like  to  have  cheap  bread,  and 
what  is  more,  I  should  like  to  deprive  the  landlords  of 
that  bit  of  the  price  which  makes  the  bread  dear.  1 
agree  with  you,  my  boy.  Endless  discussion  is  all  very 
well — forms  '  public  opinion,'  they  say  ;  but  I  wish  a 
stop  could  be  put  to  it  when  it  has  come  round  to  wlicrc 
it  began  ;  that  one  side  could  say  to  the  other,  '  You 
have  heard  all  our  logic,  and  we  have  heard  all  yours  ; 
now  then,  let  us  settle  it.  Who  is  the  strongest  and 
best  drilled  ?  '  I  believe  in  insurrection.  Everlasting 
debate — and  it  is  not  genuine  debate,  for  nobody  really 
ranges  himself  alongside  his  enemy's  strongest  points — • 
demoralises  us  all.  It  encourages  all  sorts  of  sophistry, 
becomes  mere  manoeuvring,  and  saps  people's  faith  in 


228  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

the  truth.  In  half  an  hour,  if  two  persons  were  to 
sit  opposite  one  another,  they  could  muster  every 
single  reason  for  and  against  Free  Trade.  What  is 
the  use  of  going  on  after  that  ?  Moreover,  insurrection 
strengthens  the  belief  of  men  in  the  right.  A  man  who 
voluntarily  incurs  the  risk  of  being  shot  believes  ever 
afterwards,  if  he  escapes,  a  little  more  earnestly  than 
he  did  before.  '  Who  is  on  the  Lord's  side,  let  him 
come  unto  me,'  says  the  flag.  Insurrection  strengthens, 
too,  the  faith  of  others.  When  a  company  of  poor  men 
meet  together  and  declare  that  things  have  got  to  such 
a  pass  that  they  will  either  kill  their  enemies  or  die 
themselves,  the  world  then  thinks  there  must,  after  all, 
be  some  difference  between  right  and  wrong." 

"  Father,  that  is  all  past  now.  We  must  settle  our 
quarrels  in  the  appointed  way.  Don't  say  anything 
to  discourage  Mr.  Allen.  Besides,  people  are  not  so 
immovable  as  you  think.  How  they  alter  I  don't 
know  ;  but  they  do  alter.  There  is  a  much  larger 
minority  in  favour  of  Free  Trade  than  there  was  ten 
years  ago." 

"  All  past  now,  is  it  ?  You  will  see  one  of  these 
days." 

It  was  time  for  tea,  and  Pauline  left  to  get  the  tea- 
things.  In  the  evening  they  strolled  out  for  a  walk 
through  Barnsbury  and  up  Maiden  Lane,  then  a  real 
and  pretty  lane  stretching  north-westwards  through 
hedges  to  Highgate.  After  they  had  gone  a  few  hundred 
yards  Zachariah  went  back  ;  he  had  forgotten  some- 
thing, and  George  and  PauUne  walked  on  slowly  to- 
gether. The  street  was  crowded,  for  it  was  just  about 
church  time,  but  on  the  opposite  side  of  the  road  George 
saw  somebody  whom  he  knew,  but  who  took  no  notice 
of  him. 

"  How  odd  !  "  he  said  to  Pauline  ;  "  that  is  Tom 
Broad  !     What  is  he  doing  here,  I  wonder  ?  " 

Pauline  made  no  answer,  and  at  that  moment 
Zachariah  rejoined  them. 

The  reason  for  Mr.  Thomas  Broad's  appearance  in 
that  quarter  will  be  best  explained  by  the  following 


NOT  PEACE,  BUT  A  SWORD  229 

letter,  which  he  had  received  the  day  before  from  his 
father  : — 

"  My  DEAR  Thomas, — I  was  very  glad  to  hear  of 
your  success  at  Mr.  Martin's  chapel,  at  Hackney,  on 
Sunday  afternoon.  Although  it  was  nothing  mora 
than  an  afternoon  service,  you  must  remember  that  if 
is  the  first  invitation  to  a  metropolitan  pulpit  which 
you  have  received.  It  would  be  as  well  if  you  were  to 
call  on  Mr.  Martin  at  your  earliest  convenience,  and 
also  on  Mr.  Chandler,  in  Leather  Lane,  whom  you  men- 
tioned to  me,  and  who,  I  believe,  is  a  prominent  deacon. 
The  choice  oi  your  subject  was  judicious,  although  it  is 
not  so  easy  to  fix  the  character  of  a  discourse  for  the 
afternoon  as  for  the  morning  or  evening.  '  /  will  give 
him  a  white  stone  '  is  a  text  I  have  used  myself  with 
great  profit.  A  young  minister,  I  need  hardly  say, 
my  dear  Thomas,  ought  to  confine  himself  to  what  is 
generally  accepted,  and  not  to  particularise.  For  this 
reason  he  should  avoid  not  only  all  disputed  topics,  but, 
as  far  as  possible,  all  reference  to  particular  offences. 
I  always  myself  doubted  the  wisdom,  for  example,  of 
sermons  against  covetousness,  or  worldliness,  or  hypo- 
crisy. Let  us  follow  our  Lord  and  Master,  and  warn 
our  hearers  against  sin,  and  leave  the  application  to 
the  Holy  Spirit.  I  only  mention  this  matter  now 
because  I  have  found  two  or  three  young  students  err  in 
this  direction,  and  the  error,  I  am  sure,  militates  against 
their  usefulness. 

"  Your  dear  mamma  and  Tryphosa  are  both  quite 
well.  Not  so  Priscilla.  I  grieve  to  say  she  is  not  well. 
George's  conduct  lately  has  been  very  strange.  I  am 
afraid  that  he  will  be  a  trouble,  not  only  to  us,  but  to 
the  Church  of  Christ.  Both  he  and  his  father  ha\e 
kindled  strife  amongst  us  in  this  unhappy  election  con- 
test, for  which,  as  a  minister  of  God's  Word,  1  have  held 
aloof.  H.  For  one  or  two  Sundays  the  Aliens  have  absented 
themselves  from  Divine  service  in  the  evening,  and  we 
know  that  there  has  been  no  sickness  in  the  house.  I 
feel  certain  that  before  long  they  will  withdraw  their 

H 


230  THE  KEVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

subscription.  I  have  good  reason  to  believe  that  their 
friend,  Mr.  Coleman,  exercises  a  very  baleful  influence 
upon  them.  However,  God's  will  be  done  !  These 
are  the  trials  which  His  servants  who  minister  to  His 
flock  must  expect.  Good-bye,  my  dear  Thomas. 
Mamma  and  Tryphosa  send  their  love.  Give  diligence 
to  make  your  calling  and  election  sure. — Your  affec- 
tionate father, 

"  John  Broad. 

"  P.S. — It  will  be  as  well,  perhaps,  if  you  can  ascertain 
whether  the  Aliens  visit  the  Colemans,  and  more  par- 
ticularly if  George  goes  there.  The  Coleman  household 
consists,  I  believe,  of  a  father  and  daughter.  You  will 
remember  that  Coleman  has  been  a  convict,  and,  I  have 
heard,  has  tendencies  towards  infidelity.  Priscilla  in- 
forms me  that  ISSr.  Allen  and  George  will  be  in  London 
to-morrow  ;  but  she  does  not  know  what  they  are  going 
to  do  there.  You  will  doubtless  be  able  to  obtain  the 
information  I  desire,  and  on  future  occasions  I  will  also 
advise  you  when  either  George  or  his  father  is  in  the 
ilietropolis." 

Mr.  Thomas  Broad  had  his  own  reasons  for  complying 
with  his  father's  request.  He  hated  the  Colemans  and 
George  with  as  much  active  malignity  as  was  possible 
to  his  heavy  unctuous  nature.  Why  he  should  hate 
the  Colemans  is  intelligible,  and  his  hatred  to  George 
can  also  be  explained,  partly  through  sympathy  between 
father  and  son,  and  partly  because  the  hatred  of  a 
person  like  Thomas  Broad  to  a  person  like  George  Allen 
Deeds  no  explanation. 


CHAPTER  XXV 

"  And   a  Man's  Foes  shall  be  They  of  His  own 
Household  " 

The  county  polling  day  meanwhile  drew  near,  and 
with  its  approach  party  spirit  rose  and  the  mutual 
exasperation  of  both  sides  increased.  George  and  his 
father  were  out  every  evening  at  the  Institute  or  can- 
vassing, and  George's  first  attempts  at  public  speaking 
were  a  success.  At  length  the  day  dawned  which  was 
to  decide  their  fate.  Cowfold  was  the  polling  station 
for  a  large  district,  and  both  sides  fully  recognised  its 
importance.  The  Democratic  colour  was  orange,  and 
the  Tory  was  purple.  Everybody  wore  rosettes,  and 
bands  of  music  went  about  the  town,  carrj'ing  flags  and 
banners,  which  had  such  an  effect  upon  the  Gawfold 
population,  more  particularly  upon  that  portion  of 
it  which  knew  nothing  whatever  of  the  nnestions  at 
issue,  that  the  mere  sound  of  the  instruments  or  sight 
of  a  bit  of  bunting  tied  to  a  pole  was  sufficient  to  enable 
them  to  dare  a  broken  head,  or  even  death.  Beer  may 
have  been  partly  the  cause  of  this  peculiar  mental  con- 
dition, but  not  entirely,  for  sober  persons  felt  the  con- 
tagion. We  may  laugh  at  it  if  we  please,  and  no  doubt 
it  is  evidence  of  the  weakness  of  human  nature  ;  but, 
like  much  more  evidence  of  the  same  order,  it  is  double- 
voiced,  and  testifies  also  to  our  strength. 

Priscilla  was  staying  that  night  with  her  mother. 
Mr.  Broad's  house,  at  the  end  of  the  town,  was  very 
quiet,  and  George  did  not  care  to  leave  her  alone  with 

231 


232  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

the  servant.  Those  were  the  days  when  the  state  of 
the  poll  was  published  every  hour,  and  as  Cowfold  lay 
near  the  centre  of  the  county  a  very  fair  opinion  could 
be  formed  of  the  progress  of  the  voting.  By  three 
o'clock  it  was  known  that  up  to  eleven  parties  were 
neck  and  nec5*-  and  the  excitement  grew  more  and 
more  intense.  Every  public-house  in  Cowfold  was 
free,  and  soon  after  dinner-time  there  was  not  a  single 
person  in  the  place  who  was  ever  drunk  before  who  had 
not  found  it  necessary  to  get  drunk  then  in  order  to 
support  the  strain  on  his  nerves.  Four  o'clock  came, 
and  the  polling-booth  was  shut ;  the  numbers  were 
made  up,  and  the  two  committees  now  anxiously 
awaited  the  news  from  the  outlying  districts.  The 
general  impression  seemed  to  be  that  the  popular  candi- 
date would  win  by  about  a  dozen,  and  by  eight  o'clock 
a  crowd  had  assembled  before  the  "  Cross  Keys  "  to 
give  due  welcome  to  the  desired  announcement.  Ten 
o'clock  came,  and  the  mob  began  to  get  impatient  and 
unruly.  Then  there  was  a  stir  and  a  roar,  and  the 
whole  assemblage  rushed  off  to  the  "  Angel,"  in  the 
square.  On  the  balcony  was  a  huge  placard,  with  the 
purple  hero  at  the  top — 1837 — and  below  was  the 
orange  favourite,  in  small  and  ignominious  figures — 
1 83 1.  Bushel  stood  at  the  open  window  waving  his 
hat,  apparently  half  frantic.  Just  underneath  him 
was  a  smaller  crowd  of  the  purple  faction,  who  were 
cheering  and  bawling  with  all  their  might  as  the  enemy 
came  in  sight.  In  an  instant  the  conflict  had  begun. 
The  purple  banners  were  the  first  objects  of  attack,  and 
disappeared  every  one  of  them,  in  less  than  five  minutes, 
under  foot.  Seen  from  one  of  the  upper  storeys  of  the 
houses,  the  square  looked  like  a  great  pot  full  of  >^oiling 
confusion.  By  degrees  the  wearers  of  purple  were 
driven  hard  against  the  "  Angel  "  yard-gates,  which 
opened  to  receive  them  ;  some  who  were  not  successful 
in  securing  admittance  escaping,  with  bloody  heads, 
down  the  side  lane,  and  so  out  across  the  fields.  There 
was  great  difficulty  in  shutting  the  gates  again  ;  but 
the    "  Angel  "    hostlers    appeared    on    the    scene    with 


A  MAN'S  FOES  333 

pitchforks  and  other  weapons,  whicli  caused  an  ebb  of 
the  tide  for  a  moment.  The}''  managed  in  the  nick  of 
time  to  swing  the  gates  together,  and  the  heavy  wooden 
bar  was  thrown  across  them.  The  orange  party  was 
now  triumphant,  but  very  unhappy,  because  it  was 
able  to  do  no  further  mischief.  Suddenly  Bushel  was 
seen  again  at  the  window,  and,  as  it  was  afterwards 
averred,  made  some  insulting  gesture.  A  stone  was  the 
prompt  response,  and  in  five  minutes  there  was  not  a 
whole  pane  of  glass  left  in  the  front  of  the  building. 
"  Have  old  Bushel  out  !  Smoke  'em  out  !  "  was  shouted, 
and  a  rush  followed  towards  the  door.  But  the  insur- 
gents had  no  siege  train  for  such  a  fortress,  and  the 
sight  of  two  or  three  fowling-pieces  somewhat  damped 
their  courage.  They  therefore  turned  off,  wrecked  the 
brewer's  house,  and  forced  the  "  Angel  "  tap,  which 
was  separated  from  the  main  building.  The  spirit- 
casks  were  broached,  and  men  turned  the  gin  and  brandy 
taps  into  their  mouths  without  waiting  for  gla.sses. 
Many  of  them,  especially  those  who  first  entered,  were 
at  once  overcome  and  dropped,  lying  about  in  the  room 
and  in  the  gutter  perfectly  insensible.  The  remainder, 
who  could  only  drink  what  was  left,  became  more  and 
more  riotous,  and  a  general  sack  of  all  purple  property 
was  imminent.  Mr.  Allen  was  at  the  "  Cross  Ke^-s," 
but  George  was  at  home,  and  as  he  watched  the  scene 
he  saw  the  mob  take  a  kind  of  lurch  and  sway  along  the 
street  which  led  to  Mr.  Broad's.  He  tlaought  he  heard 
Mr.  Broad's  name,  and  in  an  instant  he  had  buttoned 
up  his  coat,  taken  the  heaviest  stick  he  could  find,  and 
was  off.  He  had  the  greatest  difficulty  in  forcing  his 
way,  and  he  did  not  reach  the  front  of  the  crowd  till  it 
was  opposite  Mr.  Broad's  and  the  destruction  of  the 
windows  had  begun.  He  leaped  over  the  iron  railing, 
and  presented  himself  at  the  gate  with  the  orange 
rosette  on  his  coat  and  the  stick  in  his  right  hand.  He 
was  just  in  time,  for  yells  of  "  Psalm-singing  old  hypo- 
crite !  "  were  already  in  the  air,  and  the  fence  was  being 
stormed.  George  administered  to  the  foremost  ruffian 
a  blow  on  the  shoulder  which  felled  him  on  the  path 


234  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

outside,  and  then,  standing  on  the  low  brick  wall  on 
which  the  railings  rested,  showed  his  rosette,  brandished 
his  club,  and  made  some  kind  of  inarticulate  expostula- 
tion, which,  happily  for  him  and  Mr.  Broad,  was  received 
with  cheers.  Whether  taken  by  itself  it  would  have 
been  effectual  or  not  cannot  be  said,  for  just  at  that 
moment  a  more  powerful  auxiliary  appeared.  When 
the  "  Angel  "  was  abandoned  the  imprisoned  garrison, 
amongst  whom  were  one  or  two  county  magistrates, 
held  a  brief  consultation.  They  organised  their  force 
and  marched  out,  the  well-to-do  folk  in  front  and 
abreast,  armed  with  bludgeons,  the  "  Angel  "  depend- 
ents and  about  fifty  more  of  the  refugees  coming  in  the 
rear,  every  garden  and  stable  weapon  of  offence  being 
distributed  amongst  them.  They  had  the  advantage, 
of  course,  of  being  sober.  They  advanced  at  a  run, 
and  their  tramp  was  heard  just  as  George  was  beginning 
to  try  the  effect  of  his  eloquence.  Panic  and  scattering 
flight  at  once  followed,  not,  however,  before  some  dozen 
or  so  of  the  fugitives  had  recovered  what  little  sense 
they  ever  had  by  virtue  of  sundry  hard  knocks  on 
their  skulls,  and  a  dozen  more  or  so  had  been  captured. 
By  twelve  o'clock  Cowfold  was  quiet  and  peaceable. 
Citizens  were  left  to  wonder  how  their  town,  lying  usually 
so  sleepily  still,  like  a  farmyard  on  a  summer  Sunday 
afternoon,  could  ever  transform  itself  after  this  fashion. 
Men  unknown  and  never  before  seen  seemed  suddenly 
to  spring  out  of  the  earth,  and  as  suddenly  to  disappear. 
Who  were  they  ?  Respectable  Cowfold,  which  thought 
it  knew  everybody  in  the  place,  could  not  tell.  There 
was  no  sign  of  their  existence  on  the  next  day.  People 
gathered  together  and  looked  at  the  mischief  wrought 
the  night  before,  and  talked  everlastingly  about  it ; 
but  the  doers  of  it  vanished,  rapt  away  apparently  into 
an  invisible  world.  On  Sunday  next,  at  one  o'clock, 
Cowfold  Square,  save  for  a  few  windows  not  yet  mended, 
looked  just  as  it  always  looked  ;  that  is  to  say,  not  a 
soul  was  visible  in  it,  and  the  pump  was,  as  usual, 
chained. 

The  band  of  rescuers  had  passed  George  as  he  stood 


A  MAN'S  FOES  235 

an  the  garden,  and  when  they  had  gone  he  knocked  at 
the  door.  It  was  a  long  time  before  anybody  came, 
but  at  last  it  was  partly  opened,  just  as  far  as  the  chain 
would  permit,  and  the  Reverend  John  Broad,  looking 
very  white  and  with  a  candle  in  his  hand  appeared. 

"It  is  I,  George,  Mr.  Broad.  Please  tell  me  how 
Priscilla  is,  and — how  you  all  are  after  your  fright. 
I  will  not  come  in  if  you  are  all  well." 

"  No,  Mr.  George,  3'ou  will  not  come  in.  I  little 
thought  that  a  member  of  Tanner's  Lane  Church,  and 
my  daughter's  husband,  would  associate  himself  with 
such  disgraceful  proceedings  as  those  we  have  witnessed 
this  evening." 

"  But,  Mr.  Broad,  you  are  quite  mistaken.  I  was 
not  with  the  mob.  I  came  here  as  soon  as  I  could  to 
protect  you." 

Mr.  Broad,  terrified  and  wrathful,  had,  however, 
disappeared,  and  George  heard  the  bolts  drawn.  He 
was  beside  himself  with  passion,  and  knocked  again 
and  again,  but  there  was  no  answer.  He  was  inclined 
to  try  and  break  open  the  door  at  first,  or  seek  an 
entrance  through  a  window,  but  he  thought  of  Priscilla, 
and  desisted. 

He  was  turning  homewards,  when  he  reflected  that 
it  would  be  useless  to  attempt  to  go  to  sleep,  and  he 
wandered  out  into  the  country  towards  Piddingfold, 
pondering  over  many  things.  The  reaction  of  that 
night  had  been  too  severe.  His  ardour  was  again 
almost  entirely  quenched  when  he  saw  the  men  for 
whom  he  had  worked,  and  who  professed  themselves 
his  supporters,  filthily  drunk.  A  noble  sentence,  how- 
ever, from  the  Idler  came  into  his  mind — his  mother 
had  a  copy  of  the  Idler  in  her  bedroom,  and  read  and 
re-read  it,  and  oftentimes  quoted  it  to  her  husband  and 
her  son — "  He  that  has  improved  the  virtue  or  advanced 
the  happiness  oj  one  Jellow-creature  .  .  .  may  be  con- 
tented  with  his  own  perjormance  ;  and,  with  respect  to 
mortals  like  himsclj,  may  demand,  like  Augustus,  to  be 
dismissed  at  his  departure  with  applause."  He  reflected 
that  he,  an  ironmonger's  son,  was  not  born  to  save  the 


236  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

world,  and  if  the  great  Dr.  Johnson  could  say  what  he 
did,  with  how  htlle  ought  not  a  humble  Cowfold  trades- 
man to  be  satisfied  !  We  all  of  us  have  too  vast  a  con- 
ception of  the  duty  which  Providence  has  imposed  upon 
us  ;  and  one  great  service  which  modern  geology  and 
astronomy  have  rendered  is  the  abatement  of  the  fever 
by  which  earnest  people  are  so  oiten  consumed.  But 
George's  meditations  all  through  that  night  were  in 
the  main  about  his  wife,  and  as  soon  as  he  reached  his 
shop  in  the  morning,  the  first  thing  he  did  was  to  write 
a  note  to  her  telling  her  to  come  home.  This  she  did, 
although  her  mother  and  father  objected,  and  George 
found  her  there  at  dinner-time.  She  looked  pale  and 
careworn,  but  this,  of  course,  was  set  down  to  fright. 
She  was  unusually  quiet,  and  George  forbore  to  say 
anything  about  her  father's  behaviour.  He  dreaded 
rather  to  open  the  subject  ;  he  could  not  tell  to  what 
it  might  lead.  Priscilla  knew  all  about  Creorge's  repulse 
from  her  father's  door,  and  George  could  tell  she  knew  it. 

His  father  and  he  had  determined  that  Cowfold 
would  not  be  a  pleasant  place  for  them  on  the  following 
Sunday,  and  that  business,  moreover,  demanded  their 
presence  in  London.  Thither,  accordingly,  they  went 
on  the  Saturday,  as  usual  ;  and  Priscilla  naturally 
communicating  their  intention  to  her  mother,  Mr. 
Thomas  Broad  received  an  epistle  from  his  father  some- 
thing Hke  one  we  have  already  read,  but  still  more 
imperative  in  its  orders  that  the  dutiful  son  should  see 
whether  the  Aliens  made  Zachariah's  house  their  head- 
quarters. That  they  did  not  sleep  there  was  well 
known,  but  it  was  believed  they  had  constant  inter- 
course with  that  unregenerate  person,  a  disciple  of 
Voltaire,  as  the  Reverend  John  B)-oad  firmly  believed, 
and  it  would  be  "  advantageous  to  possess  accumulated 
evidence  of  the  fact."  Priscilla  knew  that  they  lodged 
always  at  the  "  George  and  Blue  Boar  "  ;  but  how 
they  sp>ent  their  time  on  Sunday  she  did  not  know. 
There  was  also  a  postscript,  this  time  with  a  new 
impo  t : 

"  It  has  been   reported   that  Coleman's  daughter  is 


A  MAN'S  FOES  237 

a  young  female  not  wiiho  it  a  certain  degree  of  attrac- 
tiveness. It  may  perhaps,  my  dear  Thomas,  be  some 
day  of  service  to  me  and  to  the  church  if  you  were  to 
inform  me  whether  you  have  observed  any  tendencies 
towards  famiharity  between  George  and  this  person. 
I  need  not  at  the  present  moment  give  you  my  reasons 
for  this  inquiry.  It  will  be  sufficient  to  say  that  I  have 
nothing  more  in  view  than  the  welfare  of  the  flock 
which  Divine  Providence  has  committed  to  my  charge." 

Mr.  Thomas  did  his  duty,  and  a  letter  was  received 
by  his  father  on  the  following  Tuesday,  which  was 
carefully  locked  up  in  the  drawer  in  which  the  sermons 
were  preserved. 

The  next  day — that  is  to  say,  on  Wednesday — George 
was  at  work,  as  usual,  when  his  little  maid  came  to  say 
that  her  mistress  was  very  bad,  and  would  he  go  home 
directly  ?  She  had  been  unwell  for  some  days,  but  it 
was  not  thought  that  there  was  anything  serious  the 
matter  with  her.  George  followed  the  girl  at  once,  and 
found  Priscilla  in  bed  with  a  violent  headaclie  and  very 
feverish.  The  doctor  came,  and  pronounced  it  a  case  of 
"  low  fever,"  a  disease  well  enough  known  in  Cowfold. 
Let  us  make  the  dismal  story  as  brief  as  possible.  Nurse 
Barton,  hearing  of  her  "  dear  boy's  "  trouble,  presented 
herself  uninvited  that  evening  at  ten  o'clock,  and 
insisted  that  George  should  not  sit  up.  She  remained 
in  the  house,  notwithstanding  Mrs.  Broad's  assurances 
that  she  really  was  not  wanted,  and  watched  over 
Priscilla  till  the  end  came. 

About  a  week  afterwards,  just  when  Priscilla  seemed 
to  be  getting  a  little  better — she  had  been  deliriojs, 
but  her  senses  had  returned—and  Mrs.  Allen,  who  had 
been  in  the  house  all  day,  had  departed,  a  change  for 
the  worse  took  place,  and  the  doctor  was  summoned. 
George,  sitting  in  the  parlour  alone,  heard  Nurse  Barton 
come  downstairs. 

"  My  dear  boy,"  she  said  as  she  entered,  "  God  in 
His  mercy  strengthen  you  in  this  trial  as  He  has  laid 
upon  you,  but  I  thought  I'd  just  come  and  tell  yoM 
myself.     The   doctor   wor   a-comin",    but   I   said   '  No  ; 

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238  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

my  boy  shall  hear  it  from  me.'  I  don't  think  as  your 
wife  will  get  better  ;  she  don't  seem  to  pull  herself 
up  a  bit.  She  a'nt  got  no  strength  no  more  than  a  fly. 
You'd  better  see  her,  I  think." 

"  Who  is  there  ?  " 

"  Her  mother  and  the  doctor." 

"  Can't  you  get  rid  of  them  ?  " 

"  All  right,  my  dear.  I  must  stay  with  you  both, 
but  you  won't  mind  me— God  bless  you  !  "  and  the  old 
woman  put  her  arms  round  George's  neck  and  kissed 
him  tenderly. 

She  returned,  and  presently  she  redeemed  her  promise, 
for  she  actually  got  Mrs.  Broad  away.  At  first  she  was 
obstinate,  but  Priscilla  whispered  that  she  wished  to 
see  her  husband  alone,  and  the  doctor  took  upon  himself 
to  warn  Mrs.  Broad  that  resistance  on  her  part  might 
be  dangerous.  She  then  retreated  with  him,  and  George 
found  himself  by  the  bedside.  His  wife  was  so  prostrate 
that  she  was  hardly  able  to  make  herself  heard,  but 
she  lifted  up  her  finger  and  made  a  sign  that  he  should 
bend  his  head  down  to  her.  He  bent  it  down,  and  her 
damp  brown  hair — the  beautiful  brown  hair  he  had 
loved  so — lay  on  his  forehead,  and  its  scent  was  all  about 
him  once  more. 

"  George,  my  dear,"  she  just  breathed  out,  "  I  am 
a  poor  silly  girl,  but  I  always  loved  you." 

He  stopped  her  instantly  with  his  kisses,  but  Death 
had  stopped  her  too.  He  recoiled  for  a  moment,  and 
with  a  sudden  scream,  "  O  God,  she's  gone  !  "  he  fell 
into  the  arms  of  his  nurse,  who  stood  behind  him. 


CHAPTER  XXVI 

A  Professional  Consultation 

Three  months  passed,  during  which  the  Aliens'  pew 
was  vacant  at  Tanner's  Lane.  George  remained  at 
home  with  his  only  child,  or  was  at  his  mother's,  or, 
shocking  to  relate,  was  in  the  fields,  but  not  at  chapel  ; 
nor  were  any  of  his  family  there.  During  the  whole 
of  those  three  months  one  image  was  for  ever  before 
his  eyes.  What  self-accusations  !  Of  what  injustice 
had  he  not  been  guilty  ?  Little  things,  at  the  time 
unnoticed,  turns  of  her  head,  smiles,  the  fall  of  her  hair 
■ — oh,  that  sweet  sweet  brown  hair  ! — all  came  back  to 
him,  and  were  as  real  before  him  as  the  garden  wall. 
He  thought  of  her  lying  in  her  grave — she  whom  he  had 
caressed — of  what  was  going  on  down  there,  under  the 
turf,  and  he  feared  he  should  go  mad.  Where  was  she  ? 
Gone,  for  ever  gone — gone  before  he  had  been  able  to 
make  her  understand  how  m.uch  he  really  loved  her, 
and  so  send  her  to  sleep  in  peace.  But  was  she  not  in 
heaven  ?  Would  he  not  see  her  again  ?  He  did  not 
know.  Strange  to  say,  but  true,  he,  a  member  of 
Tanner's  Lane  Church,  who  had  never  read  a  sceptical 
book  in  his  life,  was  obhged  to  confess,  perhaps  not 
consciously,  but  none  the  less  actually,  he  did  not  know. 
In  those  dark  three  months  the  gospel  according  to 
Tanner's  Lane  did  nothing  for  him,  and  he  was  cast 
forth  to  wrestle  with  his  sufferings  alone.  It  is  surely 
a  terrible  charge  to  bring  against  a  religious  system, 
that  in  the  conflict  which  has  to  be  waged  by  every 

239 


240  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

son  of  Adam  with  disease,  misfortune,  death,  the 
behevers  in  it  are  provided  with  neither  armour  nor 
weapons.  Surely  a  real  religion,  handed  down  from 
century  to  century,  ought  to  have  accumulated  a  store 
of  consolatory  truths  which  will  be  of  some  help  to  us 
in  time  of  need.  If  it  can  tell  us  nothing,  if  we  cannot 
face  a  single  disaster  any  the  better  for  it,  and  if  we  never 
dream  of  turning  to  it  when  we  are  in  distress,  of  what 
value  is  it  ?  There  is  one  religious  teacher,  however, 
which  seldom  fails  those  who  are  in  health,  and,  at 
last,  did  not  fail  him.  He  was  helped  by  no  priest 
and  by  no  philosophy  ;  but  Nature  helped  him,  the 
beneficent  Power  which  heals  the  burn  or  scar  and 
covers  it  with  new  skin. 

At  the  end  of  the  three  months  the  Reverend  John 
Broad  received  a  brief  note  from  Mr.  Allen  announcing 
that  their  pew  at  the  chapel  could  be  considered  vacant, 
and  that  the  subscription  would  be  discontinued. 
Within  a  week  Mr.  Broad  invited  Brother  Bushel, 
Brother  Wainwright  the  cart-builder  and  blacksmith, 
and  Brother  Scotton  the  auctioneer,  to  a  private  meeting 
at  his  own  house.  In  a  short  speech  Mr.  Broad  said 
that  he  had  sought  a  preliminary  conference  with  them 
to  lay  before  them  the  relationship  in  which  the  Aliens 
stood  to  the  church  in  Tanner's  Lane.  They  had 
formally  ceased  to  attend  his  ministrations,  but  of 
course,  as  yet,  they  remained  on  the  church  books. 
It  was  a  matter  which  he,  as  the  minister  of  the  flock, 
felt  could  not  any  longer  be  overlooked.  He  would 
say  nothing  of  the  part  which  the  Aliens  had  taken 
in  the  late  unhappy  controversies  which  had  distracted 
the  town,  excepting  that  he  considered  they  had  dis- 
played a  heat  and  animosity  inconsistent  with  their 
professions  and  detrimental  to  the  best  interests  of  the 
cause. 

"  I  agree  with  that,  Mr.  Broad,"  interrupted  Mr. 
Bushel  ;  "  and  I  may*  say  that,  as  you  know,  if  you 
had  done  nothing,  /  should  ;  f«9r  how  any  member  of 
the — gospel— could  live  in — and  go  on — peace  and 
harmony  with  all  men  in  the  Church  of  Christ,   I,  at 


A  PROFESSIONAL  CONSULTATION      241 

least — that's  my  opinion."  Mr.  Bushel  was  shortnecked, 
and  shook  his  head  always  while  he  was  talking, 
apparently  in  order  to  disengage  his  meaning,  which 
consequently  issued  in  broken  fragments. 

Mr.  Broad  resumed — "  I  may,  however,  observe 
that  George  Allen  was  in  company  with  the  intoxi- 
cated mob  which  devastated  Cowfold  ;  and  although 
he  has  asserted  that  he  merely  endeavoured  to  control 
its  excesses — and  such  appears  to  be  the  view  taken 
by  the  civil  authorities  who  have  prosecuted  the  per- 
petrators of  the  outrages — we,  as  members,  my  dear 
brethren,  of  Christ's  Body,  have  to  be  guided  by  other 
considerations.  While  upon  this  subject  of  George 
Allen,  I  may  say,  with  as  much  delicacy  as  is  permissible 
to  a  faithful  minister  of  God's  holy  Word,  that  I  fear 
George  has  been — a — h'm — what  shall  I  say  ? — at 
least  led  astray  by  an  unhappy  intimacy  with  a  female 
residing  in  the  metropolis  who  is  an  infidel.  I  have 
no  doubt  in  my  own  mind  that  the  knowledge  of  this 
fact  accelerated  the  departure  of  my  dear  daughter, 
whose  sorrow  was  of  a  twofold  character — sorrow,  in 
the  first  place,  with  regard  to  her  husband's  unfaith- 
fulness, causing  her  thereby  much  personal  affliction, 
which,  however,  endureth  but  for  a  moment,  for  she 
now  inherits  a  far  more  exceeding  weight  of  glory  " — 
Mr.  Broad's  week-day  and  extempore  quotations  from 
the  Bible  were  always  rather  muddled — "  and,  in  the 
second  place,  sorrow  for  her  husband's  soul.  I  think 
we  have  distinct  evidence  of  this  intimacy,  which  I  shall 
be  able  to  produce  at  the  proper  moment.  We  have  all 
observed,  too,  that  whilst  the  Aliens  have  not  latterly 
attended  Divine  Service  at  Tanner's  Lane,  they  have 
not  seceded  to  another  place  of  worship.  Finally,  and 
by  way  of  conclusion,  let  me  remark  that  I  have  wrestled 
long  with  the  Lord  to  know  what  was  my  duty  towards 
these  apostates  and  towards  the  Church  of  Christ.  I 
considered  at  first  I  ought  to  remonstrate  privately 
with  Mr.  Allen  ;  but,  alas  !  he  has  shown  a  recalcitrant 
disposition  whenever  I  have  attempted  to  approach 
him.     I  have  consulted  Brother  Bushel  on  the  subject ; 


242  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

indeed,  I  may  say  that  Brother  Bushel  had  previously 
intimated  to  me  the  necessity  of  taking  some  steps  in 
the  matter,  and  had  assured  me  that  he  could  not  any 
longer  occupy  the  prominent  position  which  he  now 
occupies  in  the  church — so  much,  I  may  say,  to  our  own 
edification  and  advantage — if  something  were  not  done. 
We  think,  therefore,  that  the  church  should  be  privately 
convoked  for  deliberation.  Brother  Wainwright,  what 
counsel  have  you  to  give  ? 

Brother  Wainwright  always  had  a  heavy  account 
with  Brother  Bushel.  He  was  a  little  man,  with  a 
little  round  head  covered  with  straggling  hair,  which 
came  over  his  forehead.  He  sat  with  his  hat  between 
his  knees,  looked  into  it,  scratched  his  head,  and  said 
with  a  jerk,  "  Oi  agree  with  Brother  Bushel." 
"  Brother  Scotton,  what  do  you  say  ?  " 
Brother  Scotton  was  a  Cowfold  man,  tall  and  thin, 
superintendent  of  the  Sunday-school,  and  to  a  con- 
siderable extent  independent  of  village  custom.  He 
was  not  only  an  auctioneer,  but  a  land  surveyor  ;  he 
also  valued  furniture,  and  when  there  were  any  houses 
to  be  let,  drew  up  agreements,  made  inventories,  and 
had  even  been  known  to  prepare  leases.  There  was 
always,  therefore,  a  legal  flavour  about  him,  and  he 
prided  himself  on  his  distant  professional  relationship 
to  full-blown  attorneyhood.  It  was  tacitly  understood 
in  Cowfold  that  his  opinion  in  certain  cases  was  at  least 
equal  to  that  of  Mortimer,  Wake,  Collins  &  Mortimer 
who  acted  as  solicitors  for  half  the  county.  Mr. 
Scotton,  too,  represented  Cowfold  urban  intelligence 
as  against  agricultural  rusticity  ;  and  another  point 
in  his  favour  was,  that  he  had  an  office — no  shop — with 
a  wire  blind  in  the  window  with  the  words,  "  Scotton, 
Land  Agent,  Auctioneer,  and  Appraiser,"  painted  on 
it.  On  Mr.  Broad's  present  appeal  for  his  verdict,  he 
put  himself  in  a  meditative  attitude,  stretched  out  his 
legs  to  their  full  length,  threw  his  head  back,  took 
his  lower  lip  in  his  left  hand,  pulled  up  his  legs  again, 
bent  forward,  put  his  hands  on  his  knees,  and  looked 
sideways  at  Mr.  Broad. 


A  PROFESSIONAL  CONSULTATION      243 

"  I  suppose  that  Mr.  Allen  and  his  son  will  have 
the  charges  communicated  to  them.  Mr.  Broad,  and  be 
summoned  to  attend  the  meeting  ?  " 

"  What  do  you  say,  Brother  Bushel  ?  " 

"  Don't  see  no  use  in  it.  All  very  well  them 
lawyers  " — a  snap  at  Scotton — "  come  and  argyfy — • 
I  hate  argyfying,  I  do  myself — never  seed  no  good 
on  it.  Get  rid  of  a  man — I  do.  '  Sickly  sheep  infects 
the  flock  and  pisons  all  the  rest.'  "  These  last  words 
formed  part  of  a  hymn  of  which  Brother  Bushel  was 
very  fond. 

"  What  do  you  say,  Brother  Wainwright  ?  " 

Brother  Wainwright,  although  he  could  do  nothing 
bat  agree  with  Brother  Bushel,  and  never  did  anything 
but  agree  with  him,  preferred  to  make  a  show  of  reflec- 
tion. He  again  looked  in  his  hat,  shut  his  mouth  fast ; 
again  scratched  his  head  ;  again  shook  it  a  little,  and 
with  another  jerk,  as  if  announcing  a  conclusion  at  which 
he  had  arrived  with  great  certaint3^  but  after  a  severe 
mental  effort,  he  said  : 

"  Oi  go  with  Brother  Bushel,  Oi  do." 

"  Well,"  said  Scotton,  extending  his  legs  again  and 
gazing  at  the  ceiling,  "  I  must  nevertheless  be  permitted 
to  adhere " 

"  Adhere,"  interrupted  Bushel.  "  What's  the  use 
of  talking  like  that  ?  You  always  adhere — what  for, 
I  should  like  to  know  ?  " 

Scotton  went  on  with  dignity,  not  noticing  the 
attack  : 

"  Adhere,  I  was  about  to  say,  Mr.  Broad,  to  my 
previously  expressed  opinion.  I  am  not  at  all  sure 
that  the  Aliens  have  not  a  legal  status,  and  that  an 
action  would  not  lie  if  we  proceeded  without  due 
formalities.  Tanner's  Lane,  you  roust  recollect,  is 
in  a  peculiar  position,  and  there  is  an  endowment." 

Mr.  Scotton  had  this  advantage  over  Cowfold  generally, 
that  if  he  knew  nothing  about  the  law  himself,  excepting 
so  far  as  bids  at  a  sale  were  concerned,  Cowfold  knew 
less,  and  the  mention  of  the  endowment  somcwhut 
disturbed  Mr.  Broad's  mind. 


244  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

"  Brother  Bushel  is  no  doubt  quite  justified  in  his 
anxiety  to  avoid  discussion,  which  will  in  all  probability 
lead  to  no  useful  result ;  but,  on  the  other  hand,  it  will 
be  as  well,  perhaps,  to  proceed  with  caution." 

"  Well,"  ejaculated  Bushel,  "do  as  yer  like  ;  you'll 
see  you'll  get  in  an  argyfication  and  a  mess,  you  take 
my  word  on  it." 

"  Suppose,"  said  Mr.  Broad,  his  face  shining  as  he 
spoke,  "  we  hit  upon  a  third  course,  the  via  media,  you 
know,  Brother  Scotton  " — Brother  Scotton  nodded 
approvingly,  as  much  as  to  say,  "  /  know  ;  but  how 
about  Bushel  ?  ") — "  the  via  media,  and  have  a  friendly 
^neeting  of  the  most  influential  members  of  the  church — 
a  majority— and  determine  upon  a  course  of  action, 
which  we  can  afterwards  ratify  at  the  formal  meeting, 
at  which  the  Aliens  will  be  present.  We  shall  in  this 
way,  it  seems  to  me,  prevent  much  debate,  and  practic- 
ally arrive  at  a  conclusion  beforehand." 

"  Yes,"  said  Scotton — very  slowly.  "  I  don't  see, 
at  the  present  moment,  any  particular  objection  ;  but 
1  should  not  like  to  commit  myself." 

"  How  does  it  strike  you.  Brother  Bushel  ?  " 

"  Arter  that,  I  suppose  Scotton  ull  want  some  sort 
of  a  dockyment  sent.  I'm  agin  all  dockyments.  Why, 
what'll  Allen  do  ?  Take  it  over  to  Collins — Mortimer — 
Stamp  it,  ten-and-sixpenny  stamp.  What  will  yer  do 
then  ?  " 

"  No,  Brother  Bushel  ;  I  apprehend  that  it  will  be 
my  duty  as  pastor  to  write  to  the  Aliens  a  simple 
letter — a  simple  pastoral  letter — announcing  that  a 
church  meeting  will  be  convened  at  a  certain  hour  in 
the  vestry,  to  consider  some  statements — charges — 
naming  them — not  going  into  unnecessary  detail,  and 
requesting  their  attendance. 

"  That's  better  ;  that  wouldn't  be  a  dockyment,  I 
s'pose  ;  and  yet  praps  he  might  stamp  that.  Resolu- 
tion arterwards.  Time  they  were  out  of  it.  Come  on. 
Wain  Wright,  gettin'  dark." 

"  Well  then,  we  agree,"  said  Mr.  Broad — "  happily 
agree  ;    and  I  trust  that  the  Lord  will  yet  prosper  His 


A  PROFESSIONAL  CONSULTATION      245 


Zion,  and  heal  the  breaches  thereof, 
take  any  refreshments  before  you 
Brother  Bushel  ?  " 

Brother  Bushel  did  not  believe  in  Mr.  Broad's  refresh- 
ments, save  those  which  were  spiritual,  ..  d  declined 
them  with  some  abruptness,  preferring  mi  a  glass  of 
hot  brown  brandy  and  water  at  the  inn  vv 
was.  Brother  Wainwright  would  have  ta 
but  was  bound  to  follow  Brother  Bushel,  \ 
to  give  him  a  lift  honii  , ,  ds  ;  and  Brothc 
a  teetotaller,  one  of  the  rirst  who  was  conv*. 


Will  any  of  you 
go  ?     Will    you. 


;  his  horse 

anything, 

<  was  about 

cotton  was 

led  to  total 

abstinence  in  Cowfold,  and  just  a  trifle  suspected  at 
Tanner's  Lane,  and  by  U  shel  in  partic  i,r,  on  that 
account.  Water-drinking  was  not  a  her  to  which 
any  definite  objection  could  be  raised  ;  t  Tanner's 
Lane  always  felt  that  if  o  ce  a  man  differ  ,0  far  from 
his  fellows  as  not  to  driuK  beer  and  spin  there  was 
no  knowing  where  the  division  might  ei  "It  was 

the  thin  end  of  the  wedge,"  Mr.  Broad  o\  rved  confi- 
dentially to  Bushel  once  when  the  subject  w  nentioned. 
The  preliminary  meeting,  therefore,  w  held,  and 
Mr.  Broad  having  communicated  the  ch  ,'es  against 
the  Aliens — absenting  themselves  from  pi  .c  worship, 
disturbance  of  the  peace  of  the  church  intercourse 
with  infidel  associates,  and  finally  so  far  a.-.  Cieorge  was 
concerned,  "  questionable  behaviour,"  a^  Mr.  Broad 
delicately  put  it,  "  with  an  infidel  fem  ;  " — it  was 
determined  to  call  them  to  account.  Th.  was  some 
difference  of  opinion,  how  cr.  It  was  tho  ht  by  some 
that  all  reference  to  tiie  lection,  dircci  >r  indirect, 
should  be  avoided,  for  t.  majority  in  'i  ler's  Lane 
was  certainly  not  Tory.  3ut  Brother  b  1  seemed 
to  consider  this  the  head  a. id  front  of  thi  ■icncc,  and 
declared  that  if  this  were  not  part  of  the  1  nctment  he 
would  resign.  He  also  was  opposed  to  givi  ;  the  Aliens 
any  information  beforehand,  and,  if  he  had  been  allowed 
to  have  his  own  way,  would  not  have  pc  utted  them 
to  attend.  He  would  have  them  "  cut  c  ."  he  said, 
"there  and  then,  summararlilly."  He  g"i  into  great 
difficulties  with  this  last  word,  and  before  uc  could  get 


246  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

rid  of  it  had  to  shake  his  head  several  times.  Others 
thought  it  would  be  dangerous  to  act  in  this  style  ; 
and  there  seemed  no  chance  of  any  agreement,  until 
Mr.  Broad  once  more  "  healed  the  incipient  division  " 
by  proposing  another  via  media,  which  was  carried. 
It  was  determined  that  there  should  be  only  an  allusion 
to  the  political  charge.  It  was  to  be  subsidiary.  In 
fact,  it  was  not  to  be  a  political  charge  at  all,  but  a 
moral  charge,  although,  as  Mr.  Broad  privately  ex- 
plained to  Brother  Bushel,  it  would  come  to  the  same 
thing  in  the  end.  Then  Mr.  Broad,  as  he  had  suggested 
at  an  earlier  stage,  was  himself  to  write  a  letter  to 
the  Aliens,  stating  in  "  general  terms  "  the  dissatis- 
faction felt  by  the  church  and  its  minister  with  them, 
and  requesting  their  appearance  in  the  vestry  on  the 
day  named.  Brother  Scotton  was  still  malcontent,  but 
as  he  was  in  a  minority  he  held  his  peace.  He  resolved, 
however,  on  his  own  account,  to  acquaint  the  Aliens 
with  what  had  happened,  and  prepare  them.  They 
were  no  particular  friends  of  his,  but  Bushel  also  was 
no  particular  friend,  and  his  auctioneering  trade  had  at 
least  educated  him,  in  the  disputes  amongst  buyers,  to 
hold  the  scales  of  justice  a  little  more  evenly  than  they 
were  held  by  Bushel's  hands. 

Neither  George  nor  his  father  were  much  disturbed 
by  any  of  the  items  in  Scotton's  information  nor  by 
Mr.  Broad's  letter,  save  the  reference  to  Pauline.  It 
is  true  it  was  very  remote,  but  the  meaning,  especially 
after  Scotton's  explanation,  was  obvious,  and  George 
was  in  a  fury  which  his  father  found  it  very  difficult  to 
repress.  For  himself  George  did  not  care,  but  he  did 
care  that  Pauline's  name  should  not  be  dragged  into  the 
wretched  squabble.  Father  and  son  both  agreed  that 
the  case  should  be  laid  before  Zachariah  ;  but  when 
Mr.  Allen  came  back  from  London  he  merely  said,  in 
answer  to  George's  inquiries,  that  Zachariah  and  himself 
were  in  perfect  accord,  and  that  at  the  meeting  George 
was  not  to  interfere. 


CHAPTER  XXVII 

Mr,     Broad's     last     Church     Meeting — Latimer 
Chapel 

The  ev^entful  evening  at  last  arrived.  It  had  been 
announced  from  the  pulpit  on  the  Sunday  before  that 
a  special  meeting  of  the  church  would  be  held  on  the 
following  Wednesday  to  consider  certain  questions  of 
discipline — nothing  more — as  it  was  not  thought  proper 
before  the  general  congregation  to  introduce  matters 
with  which  the  church  alone  was  qualified  to  deal. 
Everybody,  however,  knew  what  was  intended,  and 
when  Wednesday  night  came  the  vestry  was  crowded. 
Mr.  Broad  sat  in  a  seat  sUghtly  elevated  at  the  end  of  the 
room,  with  a  desk  before  him.  On  his  right  hand  was 
Brother  Bushel,  on  the  left  was  Brother  Scotton,  and 
on  the  front  bench  were  Brother  Wainwright  and  a  few 
of  the  more  important  members,  amongst  whom  was 
Thomas  Broad,  who,  although  it  was  a  week-day,  was 
in  full  ministerial  costume  ;  that  is  to  say,  he  wore  his 
black — not  pepper-and-salt — trousers  and  a  white 
neckerchief.  Mr.  Allen  and  George  were  at  the  back 
of  the  room.  There  were  no  women  there,  for  although 
women  were  members  as  well  as  men,  it  was  always  an 
understood  thing  at  Tanner's  Lane  that  they  were  to 
take  no  part  in  the  business  of  the  community.  Seven 
o'clock  having  struck,  Mr.  Broad  rose  and  said,  "  Let 
us  pray."  He  prayed  for  about  ten  minutes,  and 
besought  the  Almighty  to  shed  abroad  His  Holy  Spirit 
upon  them  for  their  guidance.     As  the  chosen  people 

247 


248  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

had  been  brought  through  the  wilderness  and  deUvered 
from  the  manifold  perils  therein,  so  God,  he  hoped, 
would  lead  His  flock  then  assembled,  through  the 
dangers  which  encompassed  them.  Oh  that  they  might 
be  wise  as  serpents  and  harmless  as  doves  !  Might  they 
for  ever  cleave  to  the  faith  once  delivered  to  the  saints  ! 
Might  they  never  be  led  astray  to  doubt  the  efficacy  of 
the  Blood  of  the  Atonement  once  offered  by  tl  Son 
of  God  !  Might  they,  through  their  Saviour's  i  erits, 
secure  at  last  an  entrance  into  those  mansions  where 
all  the  saints  of  God,  those  faithful  souls  whom  He  had 
elected  as  His  own,  of  His  own  eternal  foreknowledge, 
would  abide  for  ever,  in  full  fruition  of  the  joys  promised 
in  His  Word. 

The  prayer  over,  Mr.  Broad  rose  and  said  that  he 
was  there  that  night  to  discharge  a  most  painful  duty — 
one  which,  if  he  had  taken  counsel  with  flesh  and  blood, 
he  would  most  gladly  have  avoided.  But  he  was  a 
humble  servant  of  their  common  Lord  and  Master. 
It  behoved  him  to  cease  not  to  warn  every  one  night 
and  day ;  to  remember  that  the  Holy  Ghost  had  made 
him  an  overseer  to  feed  the  church  of  God  which  He  had 
purchased  with  His  precious  blood.  He  had  done  noth- 
ing in  this  matter  without  constant  recurrence  to  the 
footstool  of  grace,  and  he  had  also  consulted  with  some 
of  his  dear  brethren  in  Christ  whom  he  saw  near  him. 
They  would  have  observed  that  Brother  Allen  and  his 
family  had  for  some  time  absented  themselves  from 
the  means  of  grace.  He  should  have  said  nothing 
upon  this  point  if  they  had  joined  any  other  Christian 
community.  If  even  they  had  attended  the  Estab- 
lished Church,  he  would  have  been  silent,  for  he  was 
free  to  confess  that  in  other  religious  bodies  besides 
their  own  God  had  faithful  servants  who  held  fast 
to  the  fundamental  doctrines  of  His  book.  But  it 
was  notorious,  alas  !  that  his  dear  brother  had  gone 
NOWHERE  !  In  the  face  of  the  apostolic  command 
not  to  forsake  the  assembling  of  themselves  together, 
what  could  they  do  but  suspect  that  his  dear  brother's 
belief  had  been   undermined — sapped,   he  would  say  ? 


MR.  BROAD'S  LAST  CHURCH  MEETING  249 

But  to  that  point  he  would  return  presently.  Then, 
again,  they  were  all  familiar  with  the  circumstances 
attending  the  late  political  contest  in  the  county.  He 
knew  that  many  of  his  dear  brethren  differed  one  from 
another  concerning  matters  relating  to  this  world,  al- 
though they  were  all,  blessed  be  God,  one  in  Christ, 
members  of  His  body.  He  himself  had  thought  it  better 
to  follow,  as  far  as  he  could,  the  example  of  his  Lord 
and  Master  to  render  unto  Caesar  the  things  that  are 
Caesar's,  and  to  lead  a  quiet  and  peaceable  life  in 
all  godliness  and  honesty.  He  would  not  for  a 
moment,  however,  condemn  any  who  differed  from  him 
in  carnal  policy.  But  his  dear  Brother  Allen  and  his 
son  had  overstepped  the  line  ;  and,  considering  this 
was  a  mixed  church,  he  was  of  opinion  that  they  should 
have  acted — what  should  he  say  ? — with  more  Christian 
consideration.  More  than  this,  Mr.  George  Allen  was 
known  to  have  abetted  an  unruly  mob,  a  position  highly 
unbecoming,  he  might  say,  to  one  occupying  the  position 
of  member  at  Tanner's  Lane.  But  he  might,  perhaps, 
be  permitted  to  dwell  for  a  moment  on  another  point. 
His  dear  Brother  Allen  and  his  son  had — there  was  no 
doubt  of  it — consorted  with  infidels,  one  of  whom  had 
been  convicted  by  the  laws  of  his  country — a  convict — 
and  it  was  through  their  instrumentality  that  his  brethren 
had  been  led  to  wander  from  the  fold.  This  was  the 
secret  of  the  calamity  which  had  overtaken  the  church. 
Wolves,  he  would  say — yes,  wolves,  grievous  wolves — 
had  entered  in,  not  sparing  the  flock.  Let  them  con- 
sider what  an  Infidel  was  !  It  meant  a  man  who  denied 
his  Maker,  Revelation,  a  hfe  beyond  the  grave,  and  who 
made  awful  jests  upon  the  Holy  Scriptures  !  He  had 
evidence  that  in  this  miserable  household  there  was  a 
portrait  of  that  dreadful  blasphemer  Voltaire,  who  on 
his  deathbed  cried  out  in  vain  for  that  salvation  which 
he  had  so  impiously  refused,  and  amidst  shrieks  of  des- 
pair, which  chilled  with  terror  those  who  stood  by  him, 
was  carried  off  by  the  Enemy  of  Souls  to  the  lake  that 
burneth  with  brimstone,  where  their  worm  dieth  not 
and  the  fire  is  not  quenched.— (Sensation.)     (Tliis  was 


250  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

a  famous  paragraph  in  one  of  Mr.  Broad's  sermons 
preached  on  great  occasions,  and  particularly  when  he 
supplied  a  metropolitan  pulpit.  The  story  had  been 
contradicted  twice  in  the  county  paper  by  a  Frenchman, 
a  retired  teacher  of  his  native  language,  who  had  some- 
how heard  of  the  insult  offered  to  his  great  countryman, 
and  a  copy  of  the  contradiction  had  been  sent  to  Mr. 
Broad.  He  was  content  with  observing  that  its  author 
was  a  Frenchman,  and  therefore  probably  an  atheist, 
"  with  no  consciousness  of  moral  obligation."  Vol- 
taire's diabolic  disappearance  continued,  therefore, 
to  be  one  of  Mr.  Broad's  most  striking  effects.) — This 
was  a  subject  of  great  delicacy.  They  knew  how  closely 
related  he  was  to  Brother  Allen  through  that  dear  saint 
now  in  glory.  He  did  not — he  could  not — (Mr.  Broad 
seemed  to  be  affected) — allude  in  any  detail  to  what 
had  happened  ;  but  still  it  was  his  duty  to  point  out  that 
Mr.  George  Allen  had  been  in  constant  intercourse  with 
a  female  in  an  infidel  family — yes,  before  his  wife's 
death  he  had  been  seen  with  her  alone  !  Alone  with  an 
infidel  female  !  He  only  hoped  that  the  knowledge  of 
this  fact  did  not  accelerate  the  departure  of  his  blessed 
daughter— daughter  in  the  flesh  and  daughter  in  Christ. 
He  could  not  measure  the  extent  of  that  intercourse  ; 
the  Searcher  of  hearts  alone  could  do  that,  save  the 
parties  concerned  ;  but,  of  course,  as  she  was  an  unbe- 
liever, they  must  fear  the  worst.  For  liimself,  he  had 
felt  that  this  was  the  root  of  everything.  They  would 
judge  for  themselves  how  fervently  he  must  have  ap- 
pealed to  the  Mercy-seat,  considering  his  position  and 
relationship  with  his  dear  brother,  before  he  had  seen 
his  way  to  take  the  present  course  ;  but  at  last  God  had 
revealed  Himself  to  him,  and  he  now  committed  the  case 
to  them.  Might  God  have  mercy  on  them,  and  His 
Spirit  lead  them. 

Mr.  Allen  and  George  had  scarcely  restrained  them- 
selves, and  George,  notwithstanding  his  father's  in- 
junction, leapt  up  before  the  concluding  sentences  were 
out  of  Mr.  Broad's  mouth.  Mr.  Scotton,  however, 
rose,  and  Mr.  Allen  pulled  George  down.     Mr.  Scotton 


MR.  BROAD'S  LAST  CHURCH  MEETING  251 

wished  to  say  just  one  word.  They  could  not,  he  was 
sure,  overestimate  the  gravity  of  the  situation.  They 
were  called  together  upon  a  moet  solemn  occasion. 
Their  worthy  pastor  had  spoken  as  a  minister  of  the 
gospel.  He,  Mr.  Scotton,  as  a  layman,  wished  just  to 
remind  them  that  they  were  exercising  judicial  functions 
— (Brother  Bushel  fidgeted  and  got  very  red) — and 
that  it  was  necessary  they  should  proceed  in  proper 
order.  With  regard  to  two  of  the  charges,  the  evidence 
was  fully  before  them  ;  that  is  to  say,  absence  from  public 
worship  and  what  might  perhaps  be  thought  want  of 
consideration  for  the  peace  of  the  church. — ("  Praps," 
grunted  Bushel  — "  praps  indeed.") — But  with  regard 
to  the  third  charge,  the  evidence  was  not  before  them, 
and  as  this  was  the  most  important  of  the  three  he  would 
suggest  before  going  any  farther  that  they  sliould  hear 
what  Mr.  Broad  could  produce. 

Brother  Bushel  objected.  It  was  very  seldom  indeed 
that  he  offered  any  remarks  in  public  ;  but  this  time  he 
could  not  refrain,  and  introduced  himself  as  follows  : 

"  Brother  Scotton  says  '  praps.'  I  don't  say  '  praps," 
when  people  go  settin'  class  agin  class.  Praps  nobody's 
windows  was  broke  !  Evidence  !  Hasn't  our  minister 
told  us  George  Allen  has  been  to  London  ?  He  wouldn't 
tell  us  an  untruth.  Due  respec',  Brother  Scotton — 
no  lawyering — none  of  that — of  them  functions — 
'specially  when  it's  infidels  and  ricks  may  be  alire — aught 
I  know." 

Mr.  Broad  interposed.  He  quite  understood  Brother 
Bushel's  ardour  for  the  truth,  but  he  was  prepared  to. 
produce  some  simple  corroboration  of  what  he  had 
affirmed,  which  would,  he  thought,  satisfy  Brother 
Scotton  and  the  brethren  generally.  "  Thomas,"  quoth 
Mr.  Broad,  "  will  you  please  step  forward  and  say  what 
you  know  ?  " 

Mr.  Thomas  thereupon  advanced  to  the  tabic,  and 
said  it  would  ill  become  him  to  expatiate  on  the  present 
occasion.  He  would  confine  himself  to  obeying  the 
mandate  of  his  father.  He  then  reported  that  he  had 
been  led  to  visit  the  Colemans  at  first  as  friends  of  the 


252  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

Aliens,  and  not  knowing  their  devilish  tendencies.  God 
had,  however,  he  hoped,  mercifully  protected  him. 
If  it  had  not  been  for  God's  grace,  where  might  he  not 
have  been  that  day  ?  It  was  true  that  they  were  dis- 
ciples of  the  French  sceptic  ;  his  likeness  was  on  the 
walls ;  his  books  were  on  the  bookshelves  !  Mr.  George 
Allen  had  been  in  the  habit  of  associating  not  only  with 
Mr.  Coleman,  but  with  the  daughter,  and  with  the 
daughter  alone  !  as  has  already  been  stated.  She  was 
also  an  infidel — more  so,  perhaps,  than  her  father  ; 
and  Satan  had  a  way,  as  they  all  knew,  of  instilling 
the  deadly  poison  so  seductively  that  unwary  souls  were 
often  lost,  lost,  lost  beyond  recall,  before  they  could 
truly  be  said  to  be  aware  of  it.  He  wished,  therefore, 
that  evening  to  confess  again,  as,  indeed,  he  had  just 
confessed  before,  that  by  grace  he  had  been  saved. 
It  is  not  of  him  that  willeth,  nor  of  him  that  runneth, 
but  of  God  that  showeth  mercy.  He  trembled  to  think 
how  near  he  himself  had  been  to  the  pit  of  destruction, 
lured  by  the  devices  of  the  great  Enemy  of  Souls  ;  but 
praise  be  to  God  he  had  been  saved,  not  through  his 
own  merits,  but  through  the  merits  of  his  Redeemer. 

Mr.  Broad  purred  with  pleasure  during  this  oration, 
and  looked  round  on  the  audience  for  their  approval. 

Mr.  Allen  was  now  completely  quieted.  The  speech 
had  acted  like  a  charm.     He  rose  immediately. 

"  Mr.  Broad,"  he  said  deliberately,  but  with  much 
emphasis — you  might  have  heard  a  pin  drop  —  "the 
value  of  the  testimony  just  given  depends  upon  the 
character  of  the  witness.  May  I  ask  him  to  explain 
how   he  came  by  thai  scar  on  the  hack  of  his  hand  ?  " 

Mr.  Allen  remained  standing.  There  was  no  sign 
of  an  answer.  He  sat  down  for  a  moment,  but  still 
there  was  no  movement.     He  rose  again. 

"  Mr.  Broad,  as  there  is  no  reply,  will  you  permit 
me  to  give  the  explanation  ?  " 

Mr.  Thomas  Broad  then  slowly  erected  himself  near 
the  table  at  which  his  father  was  sitting.  He  held  on 
by  it  hard,  and  gulped  down  half  a  glass  of  water  which 
was  there.     His  tallowy  face  looked  more  tallowy  than 


MR.  BROAD'S  LAST  CHURCH  MEETING  253 

ever,  and  his  voice  shook  most  unpleasantly  as  he  was 
just  heard  to  say  that  he  did  not  know  with  what  object 
the  question  was  put — that  it — that  it — seemed — 
seemed  irrel — irrelev — and  these  were  the  last  syllables 
ever  heard  from  the  lips  of  Mr.  Thomas  in  Tanner's 
Lane,  for  he  dropped  into  his  seat  and  apparently  fainted. 
There  was  great  confusion  while  his  recovery  was  at- 
tempted. He  was  conveyed  into  the  chapel,  more  water 
was  given  him,  smelling-salts  applied,  and  in  due  time 
he  regained  his  senses  ;  but  his  father,  on  his  return  to 
the  vestry,  announced  that  after  what  had  happened 
the  meeting  had  perhaps  better  be  adjourned.  He 
felt  it  impossible  to  go  any  further  just  then.  Tanner's 
Lane  Church,  therefore,  departed,  much  musing,  and 
was  never  again  summoned  on  that  business.  Mr.  Allen 
had  some  thoughts  of  demanding  another  meeting  and 
a  formal  acquittal,  but  the  pastor  was  suddenly  struck 
with  paralysis,  and  although  he  lingered  for  nearly  two 
years,  he  preached  no  more.  So  it  came  to  pass  that 
George  and  his  father  are  on  the  church  books  till  this 
day.  There  was,  of  course,  endless  gossip  as  to  the 
meaning  of  Mr.  Allen's  appeal.  Whether  George  ever 
knew  what  it  was  is  more  than  I  can  say,  but  it  is  certain 
that  Cowfold  never  knew.  Mr.  Allen  always  rescdutely 
repelled  all  questions,  saying  that  it  would  be  time  enough 
to  go  further  when  he  was  next  attacked.  The  Broads, 
mother  and  daughter,  asserted  that  no  doubt  Thomas 
had  a  mark  upon  the  back  of  his  hand,  but  that  it  had 
been  caused  by  a  nail  in  a  fence,  and  that  he  had  fainted 
through  indisposition.  This  theory,  however,  was 
obviously  ridiculous,  for  Mr.  Allen's  reference  had  no 
meaning  if  Thomas  had  met  with  a  simple  accident. 
Mrs.  Broad  saw  that  her  son's  explanation,  greatly  as 
she  trusted  him,  was  weak,  and  at  last  Thomas,  with 
Christian  compunction,  admitted  that  the  fence  was  the 
palings  of  the  College  garden,  over  which  he  had  once 
clambered  when  he  was  too  late  for  admittance  at  the 
College  gates.  This  was  true.  Mr.  Thomas,  on  the 
very  evening  of  his  interview  with  Pauline,  had  obtained 
admission  over  the  palings,  had  been  detected,  and  there 


254  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

had  been  an  inquiry  by  the  authorities  ;  but  the  scar, 
as  we  know,  had  another  origin.  Mrs.  Broad  was  com- 
pelled to  circulate  this  story,  and  accompanied  it  with 
many  apologies  and  much  regret.  It  was  the  sorrow 
of  her  life,  she  said  ;  but,  at  the  same  time,  she  must  add 
that  her  son  was  delayed  by  no  fault  of  his.  The  Presi- 
dent had  investigated  the  matter,  and  had  contented 
himself  with  a  reprimand.  Her  friends  would  under- 
stand that  Thomas  would  prefer,  under  the  circumstances, 
not  to  visit  Cowfold  again,  and,  considering  her  dear 
husband's  sickness,  she  could  not  advise  that  the  pro- 
secution of  the  Aliens  should  be  pressed. 

Cowfold,  however,  was  not  satisfied.  Mr.  Allen 
would  not,  as  a  man  of  the  world,  have  thought  so  much 
of  such  an  indiscretion.  Why  was  Mr.  Thomas  late  ? 
Cowfold  could  not  endure  simple  suspense  of  judgment. 
Any  theory,  however  wild,  is  more  tolerable  than  a  con- 
fession that  the  facts  are  not  sufficient  for  a  decision, 
and  the  common  opinion,  corroborated,  it  was  declared, 
by  surest  testimony,  was  that  Mr.  Thomas  had  been 
to  the  theatre.  There  was  not  a  tittle  of  evidence  to 
support  this  story,  but  everybody  was  certain  it  was 
true.  Everybody  repeated  it,  and  constant  repetition 
will  harden  the  loosest  hearsay  into  a  creed  far  more 
unshakable  than  faith  in  the  law  of  gravity. 

Just  before  Mr.  Broad's  last  illness,  the  secession  of 
the  Aliens  was  imitated  by  about  twenty  of  the  younger 
members  of  the  congregation,  who  met  together  on 
Sunday,  under  Mr.  Allen's  guidance,  and  worshipped 
by  themselves,  each  of  them  in  turn  making  some  attempt 
at  an  exposition  of  the  Bible  and  a  short  address.  By 
the  time  Mr.  Broad  died  Tanner's  Lane  had  sunk  very 
low  ;  but  when  his  successor  was  chosen  the  seceders 
exercised  their  rights,  and  were  strong  enough  to  elect 
a  student  fresh  from  college,  who  had  taken  an  M.A. 
degree  at  the  University  of  London.  He  preached  his 
first  sermon  from  the  text,  "  I  am  crucified  with  Christ," 
and  told  his  hearers,  with  fluent  self-confidence,  that 
salvation  meant  perfect  sympathy  with  Christ — "  Not 
I,  but  Christ  liveth  in  me ;  "  that  the  office  of  Christ 


MR.  BROAD'S  LAST  CHURCH  MEETING  255 

was  not  to  reconcile  God  to  man,  but  man  to  God  ;  and 
this  is  effected  in  proportion  as  Christ  dwells  in  us, 
bringing  us  more  and  more  into  harmony  with  the 
Divine.  The  Atonement  is  indeed  the  central  doctrine, 
the  pivot  of  Christianity,  but  it  is  an  atoMement,  a  mak- 
ing of  one  mind.  To  which  Tanner's  Lane  listened 
with  much  wonderment,  and  not  without  uncomfortable 
mental  disturbance,  the  elder  members  complaining 
particularly  that  this  was  not  the  simple  gospel  and 
that  the  trumpet  gave  an  uncertain  sound.  But 
the  opposition  gradually  died  out ;  the  meeting-house 
was  rebuilt,  and  called  Latimer  Chapel.  The  afternoon 
service  was  dropped  and  turned  into  a  service  for  the 
Sunday-school  children  ;  an  organ  was  bought  and  a 
choir  trained  ;  the  minister  gave  week-day  lectures  on 
secular  subjects,  and  became  a  trustee  of  the  Cowfold 
charity  schools,  recently  enlarged  under  a  new  scheme. 
He  brought  home  a  wife  one  day  who  could  read  German  ; 
he  joined  the  County  Archaeological  Society,  and  wrote 
a  paper  on  the  discoveries  made  when  the  railway  station 
was  built  on  what  was  supposed  to  be  an  ancient  British 
encampment.  For  Cowfold  was  to  become  an  important 
junction  on  the  new  line  to  the  north,  and  Mr.  Bushel's 
death  had  been  accelerated  by  vexation  through  seeing 
a  survey  carried  across  his  own  fields. 

As  for  Mrs.  Broad  and  Tryphosa,  they  left  Cowfold 
and  went  into  Lancashire,  to  be  near  uncle  Flavel. 
George,  notwithstanding  the  new  doctrine  in  Latimer 
Chapel  and  the  improvement  in  the  Cowfold  atmos- 
phere, was  restless,  and  before  the  revolution  just  des- 
cribed was  completed,  had  been  entirely  overcome  with 
a  desire  to  emigrate  with  his  child.  His  father  and 
mother  not  only  did  not  oppose,  but  decided  to  accom- 
pany him.  Mr.  Allen  had  saved  money,  and  though 
he  and  his  wife  were  getting  on  in  years,  there  was  noth- 
ing in  either  of  them  of  that  subsidence  into  indifferent 
sloth  which  is  the  great  mistake  of  advancing  age. 
Both  were  keen  in  their  desire  to  know  the  last  new  thing, 
eager  to  recognise  the  last  new  truth,  forgetful  of  the 
past,  dwelling  in  the  present,  and,  consequently,  they 


256  THE  REVOLUTION  IN  TANNER'S  LANE 

remained  young.  They  were  younger,  at  any  rate, 
just  now  than  George  ;  and  it  was  his,  not  exactly  mel- 
ancholy, but  lack  of  zest  for  life,  which  mainly  induced 
them  so  readily  to  assent  to  his  plans.  One  bright 
June  morning,  therefore,  saw  them,  with  their  children, 
on  the  deck  of  the  Liverpool  vessel  which  was  to  take 
them  to  America.  Oh  day  of  days,  when  after  years 
of  limitation,  monotony,  and  embarrassment,  we  see 
it  all  behind  us,  and  face  a  new  future  with  an  illimit- 
able prospect !  George  once  more  felt  his  bosom's 
lord  sit  lightly  on  his  throne  ;  once  more  felt  that  the 
sunlight  and  blue  sky  were  able  to  cheer  him.  So  they 
went  away  to  the  West,  and  we  take  leave  of  them. 

What  became  of  Zachariah  and  Pauline  ?     At  present 
I  do  not  know. 


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